Chapter 199: The Birth of the Divine Comedy "Just You Are Cheap" (Asking for a monthly ticket at the beginning of the month)
In Dongcheng, in Fu Han's villa, Fu Han was lying on the sofa, swiping his mobile phone.
He just reposted the official release of "Battle of the King of Singers", and his song this time, a group of people below are worshiping.
"Fifteen years of letter fans, you will never let our letter fans down!"
"Xiaobai fans are passing by, Brother Han is awesome, Brother Han come on!"
"Uncle Han, please be the first!"
"I am a hero, the king of singers is invincible......"
Looking at the encouragement of many fans below, Fu Han couldn't help but grin.
Of course, there are all kinds of malicious slander and bad words, but Fu Han has been mixed up in the music industry for so many years, and he has long been pampered, and when he sees a scolding person, he takes the trouble to block it, and he doesn't believe that someone really has 20 million fans.
When I saw a fan who looked familiar, I replied with two sentences, and I was immediately forwarded excitedly by the fans.
"Brother Han is an old man, he doesn't sleep so late, and he is still scrolling Weibo, be careful of your body!"
"Yes, while competing and recording a new album, do you still want to be in the body?"
"If you have this time to chat with people and fart, you might as well record a new song. ”
Fu Han couldn't cry or laugh, he wanted to sleep, but someone pulled him and didn't let him sleep.
He turned to look over and saw that not far away, Feng Hezheng was adapting the song over and over again.
Not long ago, Fenghe participated in the program "Masked Singing Without Guessing" under the pseudonym of "A Big Tree That Wants to Sprout", and successfully became the current masked singer.
The competition system of "Masked Singing Without Guessing" is eight people per round, to sing the battle, the first is the two-person chorus, and all the judges and the audience present select the one who sings better, and directly enter the next round, and the unmasked one who fails to leave the scene. (Note)
Then there is a solo singing, four into two, two into one, the winner and the last singer battle, and in the end there will always be only one one on stage.
Fenghe has almost never sung in front of the stage, but his singing skills are actually very strong, and after winning the championship by an almost overwhelming margin last time and becoming the current masked singer, it also caused a round of discussion, because it is really impossible to guess who it is.
Only a few people closest to Fenghe, such as Fu Han, or other singers who have produced albums and collaborated with Fenghe, can guess that he is on stage.
Of course, it is impossible for these people to take the initiative to reveal Fenghe's identity.
Fenghe is a relatively shy person, he doesn't like to stand in front of the stage, but the mask gives him a disguise and gives him a sense of security, so Fenghe cherishes this stage very much and is particularly well prepared.
Fu Han has never been so serious, and he is even a little jealous.
If you were so serious when you helped me make the album, I would already be a big name, okay, where would I still have to participate in "Battle of the King of Singers"!
silently complained in his heart, Fu Han's mobile phone rang, but it was sent by Fu Wenyao.
"Brother, Bai Mo has released a new song when he listens to Xia. ”
How did Fu Wenyao know?
Of course, it's because Bai Mo Tingxia went to borrow his equipment to record songs again!
Fu Han was taken aback, what, a new song was released?
Then I couldn't help but want to laugh.
Isn't it still Canon to do 4536251......
Feng He was so angry that he died.
He and Xiaoxiazi haven't decided the winner yet, and he doesn't quarrel for a day.
I'll hear it first.
Fu Han opened Yuncun Music, clicked on the collected musician "Baimo Tingxia", and clicked directly in.
What is the title of the song?
Seeing this name, Fu Han almost burst out laughing.
Then click on the audio.
It's still a scumbag sound, and it's recorded in the dormitory when you listen to it.
However, good music is not in the sound quality, and there are people who specialize in emulating the "lo-fi" style of tape or even the record era, which is also a special style.
How about listening to the music.
At the beginning, it was the sound of staggering.
"Cheers. ”
"Drink!"
"Phew, it's so bad!"
"I'd better drink the Fat House Happy Water. ”
"Whew...... Whoop ......"
I don't know the four voices, it must be Gu Xiaobai and their classmates to act.
Then the drum beats, and the basic rhythm of the simple movement is "every time the air is empty".
But this tone ...... Sounds peculiar, I don't know what synthesizer synthesizes.
In fact, this timbre was knocked out by Gu Xiaobai from the laboratory.
Then it is like an electronic sound of a cat's meow in pitch: "Wow~Wow~Wow~Wow~"
It may be a ghost animal made of a cat's call and transposition.
Then there's the sound of some kind of synthesizer, presumably a random timbre of choice.
Fu Han knows how casual these children are in writing songs.
But the whole beat is already rich, and for a black cannon, it is enough.
Moreover, the beat of this song is full of rhythm, and there is an indescribable power in it.
If you listen closely, the rhythm comes almost entirely from the drums.
"This drummer is good, who is it?" Fu Han was puzzled for a few seconds.
Then, Wang Haixia's voice sounded.
Wang Haixia's timbre seems to have undergone a simple pitch change, a bit of an electronic sound, but it also masks his timbre.
Of course, Fu Han is too familiar with them, and he can still hear it.
"Half a beer in my stomach,
Lao Tzu was full of dissatisfaction,
Singing is better than shouting
The whole world says they want to vomit ......"
Fu Han was dumbfounded when he heard it, this song came out at this time, was it directly talking about Chen Yujie?
The last time Chen Yujie sang their "Youth Xing", Chen Yujie's fans were still clamoring all day long, saying that they wanted to buy the copyright of "Youth Xing" and turn it into their own song.
There are even many people who are far-fetched and say that "Youth Xing" is Chen Yujie's original.
It is estimated that Chen Yujie would never have dreamed that the author of "Youth Xing" was Gu Xiaobai, who they were crazy and insulting.
Now that the master has come out to fight back, what should you do?
"Now the news is big......"
Fu Han can even think of the overwhelming news on the Internet tomorrow.
"The author of "Youth Xing" was dissatisfied with the fanatical fans of a certain Internet celebrity, wrote a song to satirize, and became popular on the Internet......"
"After the Internet celebrity singer covered it, the original singer wrote such a song in response, and the Internet celebrity singer collapsed after only listening to one sentence......"
Various title parties.
As for whether this song can be popular.
Such an attitude song, and it came out at this topical node, can it not be popular?
Listening down again, the more I listened, the more I felt a toothache.
It's a slap in the face.
Damn, that's really ruthless......
Wang Haixia finished singing the first paragraph, Fu Han nodded again and again, Wang Haixia's sense of rhythm and speed of speech are good, two relatively long sentences, both are sixteenth note base, almost a qualified rapper, of course, traces of sound repair and alignment of the beat can be heard in many places, but this is already very good for Wang Haixia.
Fu Han thought to himself, this is probably the speed of speech practiced by Wang Haixia on weekdays, and if the speed of speech is slow, he can't spray people......
Then Zhao Mo spoke.
He didn't change his tune, in this world, it is estimated that there are no more than ten people who have heard him speak, and he sang two songs when he went out to sing, and he has not been recorded.
Zhao Mo's vocal range is relatively low and very atmospheric.
And the lyrics of this paragraph slowed down and paused more, but the tone was more ruthless, not only did he scold the plagiarized Ji Baici together, but the later paragraph "What kind of courtesy, righteousness and shame is just a cloth to cover shame", which made Fu Han feel ashamed.
This lyric is written sharply, is it true that people who talk less are more profound?
This group of children has just come into contact with this entertainment industry, and it has not been two months, and it is estimated that they have already seen the ugliest things in this circle.
Thinking about this group of young people again, they don't have any scruples, they probably scold if they want to, and they won't think much about it at all.
If you really enter this circle, you won't dare to scold.
Like him.
Then Zhou Xianting's voice sounded, he claimed to be the second singer in 306, but his voice was the most unrecognizable, a little bit of imitation, but his pitch was good, and he didn't repair his voice much.
And his lyrics are also very personal.
When Zhou Xianting directly compared those people to "poop", saying that he wanted to "let me take a piece of paper and go to the toilet to clean you", he also added the sound of flushing the toilet, which made people laugh, disgusting, and crying and laughing.
This also ...... What an attitude!
At this point, Fu Han felt that most of the factors that made this song popular were there, and now there was still a lack of an ear-catching melody.
The chorus, also known as a hook, originally means "hook", a melodic passage that hooks your ears.
In this paragraph, the lyrics are not important, the important thing is that the melody should be good.
Usually rappers invite some ethereal female voices and high-pitched male voices to help sing hooks, in short, the greater the contrast with the rap part, the better.
In the next second, Gu Xiaobai's hook started:
is still the smoke and drama of "Youth Xing":
"Martial Saint Qianli came to slap his face
Wu'an pits you 400,000
Wu Mu Gold Slaps Your Mouth
Wu Xiang shoots you thousands of arrows
Wuhou grass boat is not as good as you
A body of arrows and arrows to break the sky......"
Fu Han stared at what he heard.
Wusheng is Guan Yu who rides alone for thousands of miles, Wu An is Bai Qikeng to kill 400,000, Wu Mu is Yue Fei's twelve gold medals, Wu Xiang is Di Qing's unparalleled archery, Wu Hou is Zhuge Liang borrowing arrows from a grass boat, five historical figures and allusions are pulled out, and the five famous generals are no match for a slut, this style of writing songs is still consistent Gu Xiaobai.
At this moment, the drum beat suddenly intensified, and the voices of several people harmonized:
"You're cheap, you're cheap!"
"You're the cheapest, you're the cheapest!"
"How can you be so cheap!"
"I see how cheap you can be......"
Then there was a repetition of the previous rap and hook, but this time after the hook was sung, it became a few drama scenes.
"Bah, slut suffers!"
"You slut, take your life!"
"You guys go away, I'll stop this slut!"
At this moment, the music came to an abrupt end, leaving an exclamation:
"Ah~ slut, spare ......"
At that moment, Fu Han let out a "poof" and burst out laughing.
The slut is too strong to mess with!
He has a feeling that this song will definitely be a generation of divine comedy!
After listening to it again, Fu Han couldn't help but listen to it again.
Then I listened to it again.
And then I'm going to listen to it again.
I heard that my legs were about to break.
At this moment, he felt that it was dark in front of him, and a figure flashed.
Fenghe stood in front of him.
"You already knew, didn't you!Ah, you know it, don't you!"
"Bai Mo Tingxia is 306, isn't it! I've been arguing with Xiaoxiazi, isn't it!"
"You already knew, and you didn't even tell me!"
Fu Han was stunned, oops, oops, Fenghe heard it.
Of course I can hear it, 306 The others are not like Gu Xiaobai, so good at covering up their timbre, the wind and this kind of eating by ear, it's no wonder that they can't hear it!
Besides, everyone else has said "You have a chivalrous word in your mouth, but you don't know that it is my name", how obvious!
But he still smiled and pretended to be stupid: "What are you talking about, why can't I understand?"
Taken a bite by the wind and spit.
"Phew, you're so cheap!"
Then Fenghe drove out and rushed out, probably looking for Wang Haixia's real PK.
Half an hour later, he came back.
"Their bedroom door is locked, and let him live one more night!"
This hatred...... It's monstrous.
Fu Han shuddered.
(Note: This refers to the competition system of the Korean version of "The Masked Singer", the domestic competition system is simply indescribable, but the number of times the Korean version consumes singers is too fast, it is simply the speed of a meat grinder, there are not so many singers who can go on stage in China, and the singer reserve is too bad...... )