Chapter 247: Uncle is the Sea King

At this time, it was evening, a kindergarten on the side of the road was out of school, and the cars and electric cars that came to pick up the children quickly blocked the road, so even if Ah San didn't say it, Zhang Nianzu and they would find that there was a mess at the entrance of the kindergarten in their boredom.

Here's what happened: A drunk man carrying a bottle of wine hit a nearby passerby, and fell into a tree pit carelessly, causing passers-by and parents to laugh, but when the drunk stood up, he pinched the unevenly broken half-pulled wine bottle in his hand, and people suddenly realized the seriousness of the situation, and there was more fear in their eyes.

The drunk man was annoyed and angry, and only then did he find the stubble of the wine bottle in his hand according to the eyes of the people, so he took advantage of the situation to hold the broken wine bottle and shouted at the crowd: "Who is laughing, laugh at me again in front of me!"

The people retreated, perhaps because they had been in the trap for too long, and because the drunkard was so bold that the drunkard felt greatly encouraged and happy at this moment, he staggered forward and continued to shout.

Unaware kindergarten teachers began to lead the children out of the kindergarten one after another, the parents who came to pick up the baby were mostly old men, old ladies and women, in this place where it is easiest to share the same hatred, parents finally stopped retreating, and a few male parents stood side by side to the front, but no one can say what will happen next.

Zhang Nianzu and they were passing by at this time, and Ah San got out of the car and said, "Go, do a good deed." ”

That's when it happened.

"Hugh is rampant!" With a shout, a fat uncle in his fifties wearing a security uniform stepped out of the crowd, he stretched one leg and one leg bowed, his waist was sunk and his back was clenched, and between his hands, there was a strange weapon more than one person high, this thing had a long pole, and the pole head was a U-shaped semicircle, shaped like a fork but not sharp, and at first glance it was a "weapon of peace" that only sought to control the opponent within a safe distance. It turned out that the security guard of the kindergarten appeared.

Parents and onlookers couldn't help but cheer when they saw the security uncle like a divine soldier descending from the sky, and this ordinary uncle suddenly looked radiant and radiant, and his eyes became more and more determined when he saw the drunk.

The drunk man was enjoying the pleasure of being feared, and when he saw that he was halfway to bite the gold, he pointed at the fat uncle with the mouth of the bottle and said, "You get out of the way for me! I'll reason with the people behind!"

Everyone was shocked.

The fat uncle shook the U-shaped tube in his hand and shouted: "Throw away the things in your hand, and you will be caught!"

The crowd applauded and applauded.

The fat uncle and the drunk, these are two little people who are unknown on weekdays but are bathed in the highlight moments at this moment, and there is bound to be a battle when they meet on a narrow road!

Ah San also wanted to take a look at the excitement, so he grabbed Li Erhu, who was going to help, and said with a smile: "Wait until the fat man is gone, let's watch from the side and let him have an accident?"

Zhang Nianzu was thoughtful, and he didn't make a move immediately.

The drunken man was drunk and rushed to this point, and he no longer thought about the consequences, and brandished the wine bottle and stabbed at the fat uncle.

The fat uncle lifted his right hand on the pole, and one of the ports of the U-shaped fork sank slightly, and he handed his hands forward, and the port was just against the drunkard's chest and pushed him out. The onlookers burst into laughter.

The drunk man was furious, carrying the bottle to the left, people were startled, and they avoided it, his intention was very clear, that is, to use the speed to let the fat uncle show his flaws, the fat uncle was not in a hurry, withdrew the U-shaped fork, and the fork always followed him. The drunk flew to the right again, and the fat uncle drew a scoop against the gourd, and the drunk was always within his attack range.

The drunk's strategy and tactics are actually right, the U-shaped fork can only achieve the purpose of controlling the opponent, once close to the body will completely lose its effectiveness, the drunk can not be said to be unhappy with the strength of the wine, the body can not be described as not smart, jumping up and down for a while, jumping left and right, but the fat uncle holds the pole steadily, with the footsteps, the fork moves around so that the other party can not succeed, for a long time, the drunk runs almost to foam at the mouth, but also lined with the fat uncle leisurely, Yue Zhi Yuanyu. The onlookers were amused.

Ah Si said: "It's fun!"

Zhang Nianzu said: "Then you can look good." ”

Li Changgui had already seen something at this time, and blurted out: "This situation is like our day...... Jack is the drunk, and we shouldn't have had close quarters with him!"

Ah San also understood and said, "If we have one of those things, we can talk to Jack for a while." In the end, he was embarrassed, "It's just that this weapon is ugly, and it's embarrassing, and besides, we are the golden guards......"

Li Changgui said: "For the sake of grandpa, what is it to be embarrassed, the warrior just shouldn't rely on weapons, and he didn't say that he should use it or not." ”

At this time, the drunk man had run so dry that he lost his patience, he burst out and pounced on the fat uncle regardless of 3721, the fat uncle was tied steadily, his arms were slammed, and the drunk was firmly clamped in the middle of the U-shaped fork, and then he moved forward, and the drunk was soon pushed against a tree, and he slashed with his hands and feet, and scolded.

The fat uncle felt a little strained in his hands, and he didn't know how long he could hold on, so he suddenly said in a deep voice: "Brother, have you made enough trouble?"

The drunk was stunned.

The fat uncle said, "You may not have a good time, but do you really want to make a big deal out of it? If I let you go, will you really bear to hurt the children behind me? Or do you really have the courage to fight to the death with anyone?"

The muscles on the drunk's face twisted, and finally threw the wine bottle on the ground, crying bitterly: "Uncle, I was wrong, I didn't think about it that much......"

Li Erhu gave a thumbs up and said, "Go to the army and strategize, high." "Variety Literature

At this time, two policemen came over through the crowd, and when the people saw the backbone, they were immediately filled with righteous indignation and intensified their accusations of the drunkard's evil deeds.

The drunkard's feet went limp, and he slipped out into the tree pit. The police handcuffed him, set him up and left.

The fat uncle patted the policeman on the shoulder and said, "Comrade, you can deal with it as you want, but I think he just drank too much and played drunk, and he was actually a coward." ”

The drunk man threw a grateful glance at the fat uncle, these words were not so much to scold him, but to explain to him, making trouble in a place like the kindergarten gate, saying that it can be very big, disturbing the law and preparing to commit murder with evil thoughts are two concepts.

Li Changgui nodded and said, "It's not too much, this is martial virtue." ”

The situation calmed down, and the parents quickly dispersed with their children after expressing their respect to the fat uncle.

Li Changgui looked at Ah San and Ah Si and the two brothers, and finally his eyes fell on Ah San and made a look at him.

Ah San said: "Third uncle, what do you mean?"

Li Changgui said: "That thing looks simple, so you have to learn it!"

Ah San pointed at himself and then at the fat uncle, and said in disbelief: "I learn from him?"

Li Changgui said: "Do I want to learn from him?"

Asan said: "It's not impossible." ”

Li Changgui said: "The third uncle is old, and you let me lose this ...... Uh, suffer from this?"

Ah San muttered in a low voice: "I just said that soldiers are young and old, and now they will use their age to suppress me." Finally, he raised his head and said, "In order to remember my ancestor, I can learn, but you have to tell him." ”

Li Changgui walked up to the fat uncle and handed over a cigarette, and said with a smile: "Thank you for your hard work, brother." ”

The fat uncle was heroic just now, and he also felt that his body was hollowed out, and his front and back were wet. Seeing that a fan came to talk, he took the cigarette light, and in order to maintain his image, he pretended to be calm and said: "It's a small meaning, it's my responsibility." ”

Li Changgui touched the artifact in his hand and said in a tone of admiration: "What is this thing called?"

The fat uncle took a reserved step back and said, "This is an explosion-proof fork." ”

Li Changgui said: "Is this thing's routine easy to learn?"

The fat uncle glanced at him and said, "How can there be an easy word in the world?" I have been trained in a special security school for half a month, and I love to ponder, and I won't hide it from you-" The fat uncle lowered his voice and said mysteriously, "We had a foundation when we were young, and I made a cameo appearance as a martial artist on the stage of the Municipal Cultural Palace, and I played Luo Cheng...... Soldiers. ”

Li Changgui turned around and pointed at Ah San and said: "My nephew, who is also a security guard, just now I saw that my brother played this thing beautifully, and I wanted to learn from you. ”

The fat uncle looked the thin Ah San up and down: "It's not easy for young people nowadays to have this dedication, and it doesn't matter if you don't pay for it, how is this child's background?"

Li Changgui beckoned: "Come, show your uncle." ”

Ah San strode over, stunned and said, "Pull out the tree or break the vice?"

The fat uncle said, "Let's do a set of boxing." ”

Ah San said: "No." ”

"Have you practiced any weapons?"

"Nope!"

"How many push-ups can you do?"

"I haven't counted, but I can probably make 10,000 of them. ”

The fat uncle looked embarrassed, and whispered to Li Changgui: "This kid is not good, mainly because ...... Don't have a good brain, right?"