Chengwen Pavilion's 26-type phoenix bicycle is eighty percent new, and it must not be stolen by thieves.

Huang Han instructed him to lock the car and lean under a plane tree in the middle.

After entering the 2,000 years, basically no one has started to steal bicycles, and idle bicycles are littered everywhere, and the total number of bicycles in the country may add up to hundreds of millions.

At this time, poverty was widespread, and bicycles were one of the three major items in the family, and the vast majority of people were like treasures, and of course one of the main targets of thieves.

Huang Han, the uncle, can't be so mindless, he will guide the two children to always keep moving within a range of less than 100 meters from the bicycle.

Put away the bicycles, and the three of them rushed to load the pebbles and pull out the slingshot to launch together, all of them were full of pride, as if the archers were shooting thousands of arrows to participate in the siege.

It's a pity that the sparrows in the trees are still making a lot of noise, and the three stones don't hit a single bird feather.

Huang Han said: "The sparrow didn't fly away, we have a lot of bullets, as long as we are familiar with it, we will hit more and more accurately, I shouted one, two, three, let's continue to fire." ”

Liu Xiaoming was the most interested, and his saliva flowed out of laughter, but his technique was the worst, and his hand was obviously shaking when he pulled the string.

Cheng Wenge seems to be a veteran, and his hands are very steady, Huang Han judged that if the three of them break through zero points, Cheng Wenge will definitely be the first to score.

Sure enough, when the tenth round was played, a sparrow fell from the branch, causing dozens of sparrows on the branch to scatter in a hurry, causing Liu Xiaoming to cheer loudly.

With the harvest, the three of them were more energetic, and in order to avoid Liu Xiaoming from indiscriminately firing empty cannons, they no longer emphasized shooting together.

After Cheng Wenge succeeded, he was full of confidence, and he hit two in a row, happy that Liu Xiaoming was running around picking up loot, he was in a good mood, and he didn't mind whether he could beat the sparrows at all, he just wanted to have fun.

After seven or eight turns, and more than a hundred pebbles, Huang Han killed two poor sparrows, but his arm was already starting to ache, and he decided to give up his efforts to fight another one to make up for ten.

On the way home, the three of them talked and laughed, and Huang Han taught them to sing "The sunset is red and the sun is flying, and the soldiers shoot the target and return the camp to the ......" The two of them did not learn well, but they were very good at learning songs, and their voices were also good, and they sang well after two or three times.

Huang Han knows many popular songs in later generations, but he can't divulge the secret at this time, because even if he plagiarizes a song that became popular in later generations, he can't realize the benefits, and there is no need to waste resources in order to pretend to be forced.

This song was a popular work in the 60s, but it was not accessible to elementary school students.

At this time, Cheng Wenge and Liu Xiaoming both felt like soldiers returning from target shooting, singing passionately.

Nine sparrows for the loot, of course Liu Xiaoming and Chengwenge would not want it.

Huang Han didn't need to be polite to them, and told Cheng Wenge to go home early, pay attention to safety when crossing the road on a bicycle, and then go back home to take buckets and basins to clean up by the well.

Liu Xiaoming was still intoxicated with excitement, and it seemed that not hitting a sparrow had affected his good mood at all.

When he heard Huang Han complaining that there were no green peppers at home, he immediately ran home to get two, and told Huang Han that her mother had seen it and didn't steal it.

Only the next night, the family was able to eat a little bit of meat, or pure natural and pollution-free game, Huang Han felt quite accomplished.

Tomorrow Friday, the rest day of the briquette factory, Huang Daozhou borrowed his bicycle and went home digging a lot of small red earthworms.

At this time, he is using the last natural light to tie the hook and prepare for the fishing trip to the countryside tomorrow.

Huang Daozhou likes to drink a little wine, does not smoke, and writes beautifully with a brush, and the pen writing is better than that of Huang Han in later generations.

He never gambled, did not play poker with his neighbors, played chess was not Huang Han's opponent, and his biggest hobby was fishing.

couldn't make trouble for his mother, Huang Han decided to do it himself, and cooking some home-cooked food was not worth mentioning to him who had opened a restaurant for a few years.

The appetizer that Zhang Fangfen prepared for Huang Daozhou tonight was a plate of cold wolfberry head, which belonged to wild vegetables, which should be picked by rural people from the wild, and there was no cost except for labor.

At this time, the labor force of rural women is so cheap that it is about equal to giving it away for nothing, and carrying a large basket of wolfberries can be sold for a few cents, and they are full of happiness.

Zhang Fangfen saw Huang Han holding a bowl with two green peppers on it, she was quite curious, and then looked at the bowl, there were actually a few red things.

"What is this?"

"Nine sparrows, my classmates and I hit with a slingshot. ”

When Huang Xin heard this, she immediately ran into the kitchen and said in surprise: "You really hit the sparrow, it's amazing, let me see." ”

Huang Han said with a smile: "Today I want to fry a meat dish for the family, although the sparrow is small, it is also meat, don't dislike it, you guest officials." ”

As he spoke, Huang Han picked up a kitchen knife and chopped the sparrows, cut them into small pieces, which was easy to taste and easy to cook, and it was unhygienic to roast and eat in a honeycomb coal stove, and charcoal was basically absent in Shanshui County at this time.

Zhang Fangfen saw that her son was busy, so she didn't care.

Huang Han opened the air inlet of the honeycomb coal furnace to the maximum, and then used the broken pu fan to fan the wind more than a dozen times, and after a while, the blue flames rushed up.

Wait for a little oil in the pot to boil, use a spatula to rub the oil on top of the iron pan to prevent it from sticking to the pan, then pour in the sparrow and stir-fry, then put some soy sauce, and finally add the green pepper and fry a few times.

In this era, there is no exhaust fan, no range hood, and there are too many people who are reluctant to put oil when cooking, where can they use exhaust fumes?

Xiao Feng, who has been spinning behind like a fart, no longer knows how much saliva to swallow, and Huang Han is worried that the little girl will choke on saliva.

When the meal is opened, the family gathers together, and of course such a good dish must be chewed slowly.

Huang Han thinks that today's nutrition is enough, because he ate a meat bun in the morning and a steamed bun in the afternoon, and his stomach is much better with these two meals.

He tasted only a small piece of meat and a sparrow's head, and thought it tasted wonderful.

Huang Daozhou didn't eat a few pieces, even called it delicious, he was like this, nominally to make him a snack for him, but in fact, they were all eaten together by a large family, a little delicious, he ate even less, saving it for his children and wives.

Huang Han saw that Huang Daozhou had drunk more than half of a glass of wine, and said, "Dad, I want to ask a question." ”

"Say what?"

"What is a plaything?"

Huang Daozhou's literary cultivation is not low, and his reaction is not slow, and he said: "Hehe, don't talk about him left and right, if you have something to say." ”

"Hobbies should be done in moderation, not indulged, so I think you should go fishing early in the morning and come home by noon at the latest.

Six hours of entertainment is enough, and if it is not dark and you can't see the buoy, you will refuse to leave the river, you will be overindulged, and at worst, you will be suspected of being a plaything. ”

Huang Daozhou's face was very red, and he didn't know if he was drunk or ashamed of being left behind by his son.

"How could I have lost my mind and tried to catch a few more fish to improve my diet. ”

"Fishing is all about luck, not proportional to the amount of time invested, anyway, you have to promise me to come home tomorrow at noon for dinner. ”

Saying that, Huang Han was still fighting for the alliance, "Mom, sister, do you know? There is a limit to people's tolerance, my father is old and sees that he is nearly half a hundred years old, and he has long stopped participating in production in the factory, so he should basically not work."

And when he went out fishing, he usually went back and forth for thirty miles, and stood by the river for twelve hours, which was too harmful to his body.

He is overdrawing his life to gamble on those unknown fish, do you think it is worth it?"

Although Huang Xin was in the fifth grade, she had not been exposed to the word overdraft life, and asked, "Does overdraft life mean that you can't live long?"

Why did Huang Han target Huang Daozhou, that is, to set rules for him, fishing is okay, only for half a day.

Huang Daozhou went to bed early and got up early, took a nap on time, ran every morning to exercise, and often flaunted himself as strong as an ox.

He thought that he didn't smoke, drank a little alcohol, had good habits, and would definitely live a long life, but as a result, he died in his early sixties.

Huang Han couldn't find the reason, and arbitrarily thought that Huang Daozhou was not only hungry but also extremely tired because of the long fishing time, which would definitely affect his health, so he would pinch off half of the time first.

In the future, he will be forced to go to the hospital every year for a serious physical examination, and if he is still sick, he can be treated as soon as possible.

Huang Xin suddenly said the words "don't live long", and Huang Han couldn't help but feel sad.

Huang Daozhou simply died at the moment before the arrival of a better life, and every time he remembered that it was not easy for him to drink the cheapest koji wine, Huang Han would look at the good wine in the wine cabinet at home and sigh for a long time.

In the previous life, the father and son must drink each other, just like Huang Han and his son talked while drinking, and even drank for three or four hours at dinner.

Huang Han suddenly became emotional and said, "Sister, you are very right, I am just worried that my father will not live long, so I begged him to go home at noon tomorrow to eat and have a good rest." ”

Huang Daozhou, who was about to take out the majesty of the head of the family, saw that his son actually had tears in his eyes, so he quickly shut up and adjusted his emotions.

Zhang Fangfen spoke at this time, and she said: "Huang Han is right, you are 'too stupid' (Sanshui County vernacular, which can be understood as no moderation or addiction).

Fishing for half a day has to stand by the wild river and blow the bad wind for half a day, it is enough to bear, Huang Han begged you to go home for dinner at noon, you should be happy and agree. ”

Huang Xin said: "Dad, it doesn't matter if we eat fish or not, you can't ignore your body, I also beg you to go home for dinner at noon tomorrow." ”

The little girl also joined in the fun and said, "I also want my father to go home at noon, and my father can teach me to recognize words in the afternoon." ”

"Your posture is a bit like criticizing me, I did something wrong, not so that you can eat a few fish. ”

Huang Han said: "It's not uncommon, we want a healthy father, and we want my father to spend half a day with my mother and the little girl." ”

Huang Xin said: "I strongly support Huang Han. ”

Zhang Fangfen persuaded: "The children's words are reasonable, and I support them." ”

Huang Feng said: "I want Dad, not fish!"

Huang Daozhou couldn't help laughing when he heard the little girl's concise six words, grabbed her and hugged her into his arms, and laughed at himself:

"I don't listen to anyone's words, just listen to the little girl, tomorrow Dad will come home early to teach you to read, if you don't study hard, you can't escape. ”

The little girl coquettishly said: "Dad, don't worry, I will definitely learn!"

Huang Han said: "How good it is, half a day for entertainment, half a day to spend with your family, which is both warm and conducive to health." ”

Although his son's old-fashioned words were extremely uncomfortable in his ears, they were very reasonable, and Huang Daozhou had no way to refute them, so he poured himself another glass of wine angrily.

Huang Han emphasized: "Tomorrow we will all wait for Dad to come home and have dinner together, when will you come back, when will the family have dinner, if it is late, my sister and I will go to school hungry." ”

Huang Xin also said firmly: "I will definitely not eat until I wait for my father!"

Forced into a corner by his children, Huang Daozhou laughed instead of anger, and said, "Haha...... Dad isn't angry, Dad is actually happy, haha......"