Early the next morning, Zhao Shan's phone called, he went back at night to read Nan Li's script, and he was excited all night without sleeping, if he wasn't afraid of disturbing Nan Li, he would be able to kill the Tianxia Group in the middle of the night.

"Oh, mom, big nephew, you are simply a genius, I always thought you had a hand in singing, but I didn't expect to make up a script, open your eyes and say nonsense, what is this "Not Bad Money"? This is simply "Not Bad"!"

"Gao! really high, your uncle and I are convinced, you must leave a role for your uncle in that movie!"

Nan Li seemed to be able to see Zhao Shan's thumbs up through the phone, and he said with a happy mouth:

"Uncle Zhao, what's the matter, I said that the script will definitely satisfy you, now you believe it, this is tailor-made for you, it cost me tens of billions of brain cells!" Nan Li began to complain.

Zhao Shan pursed his lips:

"Stop, I don't know you yet, the most brilliant thing about this script should be yourself, you can toss and sing, this show is over, there must be many viewers over thirty or forty years old who can remember you, you are about to become the idol of middle-aged and elderly women!"

"How can it be? Uncle, don't worry, I will always keep the title of idol for middle-aged and elderly women. Nan Li patted his chest and said reassuringly.

Get!!!

Zhao Shan scolded with a smile: "Get out, don't talk nonsense with me." ”

After a while, Zhao Shan said again: "Uncle will discuss with you, have you decided on your script, the role of the girl?"

"What's the matter, uncle, do you have the right candidate?"

Zhao Shan seemed to hesitate, but finally said:

"I have an apprentice, who fits well with your character image, can be funny, has good singing skills, and is pure in heart, but he lacks a chance, otherwise he would have been popular. I thought, if you don't find a good candidate for this role, you might as well sell your uncle to save face, of course, if you have someone to choose someone, I won't say anything. ”

When Nan Li heard this, he said boldly:

"I thought it was a big deal, that's it, uncle, you can arrange it casually, as long as you don't give away my role. ”

"Good nephew, it's interesting enough, Uncle really didn't mistake you, don't worry, let's go to Dahua TV now, Uncle will find you a good person, let's rehearse immediately." ”

"Okay. ”

Just three days later,

In the No. 1 studio hall of Dahua TV, the program "Not Bad Money" was officially rehearsed for the first time under the gaze of Lu Yitao, Song Tao and a group of guest judges and star artists.

This is the practice of the Spring Festival Gala, and only when it is recognized by everyone can it be possible to appear on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

"Maomao: It's here.

Zhao Shan: This is the most expensive hotel in Tieling, isn't... Scottish flirting (tiáoqíng).

Mao Mao: Grandpa, you read it the other way around, that Scottish mood (qíngdiào). ”

......

"Mom, I'm in a hurry to wear and go wrong, why don't I have a crotch?"

As soon as Nan Li came on the stage, he made all the people watching laugh, usually Nan Li is dressed in that kind of formal wear, Chinese and Western dresses or suits, handsome and chic, and extraordinary.

However, this time, Nanli actually destroyed his image and wore a skirt to the court, although it was Scottish cropped pants, but it still looked nondescript, showing his funny side.

As the sketch performance deepened, many funny lines were spoken one after another, making the entire audience laugh.

Zhao Shan waved his hand and said boldly: "Come to the people, child, come to a little pheasant stewed mushrooms." ”

Nan Li refused: "No." ”

Zhao Shan lowered his head and said casually: "This can be had." ”

Nan Li was crazy, and said with a bitter face: "This is really nothing!"

Suddenly, the tears of laughter of the entire scene flew out.

The warm atmosphere here has attracted all the celebrities, singers and actors who are rehearsing the Spring Festival Gala.

As the sketch progressed, Nan Li's witty sentences jumped out one by one, which not only made everyone dizzy, but also couldn't help but laugh.

"Grandpa, I summed it up, people's lives are short, sometimes it's the same as sleeping, as soon as the eyes are closed, when they are open, a day has passed, as soon as the eyes are closed, if they don't open, this life will pass. ”

There are many more similar to this, "Money is something outside the body, what is the most painful thing for people, people die, money is not spent." ”

"My Chinese name is Nanli, and my English name is Nan~Li~. ”

Next, it's Nanli's turn to show his talent, and several songs in a row imitate the show, imitating the world's god of song Zhang Yi, as well as the superstar, the king of heaven who has long since retired from the music scene.

Nanli once again showed his unparalleled talent in the singing world, not only with a high voice, but also with a vivid imitation of the timbre.

This singing skill made many singers on the scene embarrassed, they vomited blood madly, you said that you are a professional singer, you don't sing, you have to perform sketches, even if you perform sketches, you still make it so classic.

People can really make people vomit blood!

A set of "Not Bad Money" was performed, and it took about 25 minutes. There were more than a dozen applause and several applause in the whole scene, and the enthusiasm almost disrupted the rhythm of their performance.

Such an atmosphere on the scene can be said to be very rare in the recent Spring Festival Gala, as long as the audience of this show is not blind, there is no doubt that it should be regarded as the best program of this year's Spring Festival Gala.

Lu Yitao and Song Tao looked at each other angrily, especially Song Tao, who couldn't wait to go up and throw Nanli into the broadcast hall.

They couldn't have imagined:

Oh my God! Where did this come from, obviously a singer, he actually wrote the script of a sketch, and he wrote it so well! Moreover, even Zhao Shan, who had not been out of the mountain for a long time, was invited out.

Lu Yitao wants to cry without tears now, he promised Nan Li to speak according to the work, if Nan Li's show is arranged to the front, someone will definitely have to be squeezed to the back!

Pull a hair and move the whole body, he will really be difficult to explain when the time comes, but if he says it, he will splash out to get water, he Lu Yitao is also a celebrity, this face can't be avoided!

When Lu Yitao was in a dilemma, Nan Li stood on the stage again and said:

"I would like to bring you my latest original song, which is called "For the Dragon", and I hope you will enjoy it. ”

After Nan Li finished speaking, regardless of the reactions of the people below, he directly asked DJ to play the accompaniment he specially recorded, and then began to sing:

"The eternal moonlight in the palm of your hand

The desolate Weichang that smiled sadly

I look forward to you and stand on one side

It's the madness you were born to be a dragon

Remember that your name is Yan Huang

......”

This song "For the Dragon" was sung by Hetu, the author of one of the more famous ancient songs on the earth.

Hetu is a bit of a talent, not to mention his mastery of guitar, erhu, etc., but also unique, although his arrangement and singing skills are more distinctive. However, it is a pity that his singing skills are only characteristic, and his singing skills lack stamina in many aspects.

lacks such a momentum, or momentum, which is why his works are first-class, but it has been difficult to become truly popular for so many years.

It can only be passed on by a small number of people, which is not only a matter of opportunity, but also a big reason for the lack of singing skills.

However, it is difficult to define a maverick singer like Hetu by being popular or not, or he can't use worldly fame and fortune to taint a musician's cultivation, and I believe that being able to make music is a great happiness for him.

And Nanli also likes this kind of ancient style songs, and when he sings them at the moment, he is also familiar with them, like a fish in water.

Nanli's singing skills have already entered the realm, and this lyric song is even more first-class.

The words are written generously, and the rhyme is even more high-flying, once sung, the momentum is extraordinary, and the mouths of the people in the entire hall are all blocked.

Only by listening can we be worthy of such an amazing sound.

"The Yellow River and the Yangtze River

It's your innate flamboyance

The wind and rain swept away the red walls and green tiles

Danqing leaves tomorrow's yellow flowers

The ink fragrance in the Chinese characters is warm

An expression that has been passed down from generation to generation

Prosperity and disgrace mottled cheeks"

Everyone listened to it with fascination and blood gushing, just as the lyrics sang, "You were born to be a dragon's madness, remember that your name is Yan Huang." ”

Nanli's music is easy to make people proud, as the descendants of Yan and Huang, the pride of the children of Dahua, which is why Nanli's songs can be so popular.

In the eyes of many young people, Nanli is a myth, a pride, and a young, national hero.

At the end of the song, the hall unsurprisingly burst into applause.

Nan Li raised his eyebrows, looked at Lu Yitao and said:

"Director Lu, how about my two works, the stage of the Spring Festival Gala is more than enough!"

Lu Yitao didn't say anything, Song Tao on the side couldn't hold his breath first, pointed at Nan Li and said:

"What are you anxious about, Director Lu naturally has Director Lu's considerations, which of the programs that can be on the Spring Festival Gala is not carefully selected, what kind of cow are you?"

Nan Li took a breath and said lazily:

"Do I remember what Director Lu told me a few days ago? Everything is according to the works, what do you say is wrong with my two works, is it because I don't sing well or I don't perform well in the sketches?"

Song Tao couldn't resist Nan Li's questioning, Nan Li's two works are absolutely first-class, he is a small assistant director, not to mention that there is no problem, even if there is a real problem, he can't see it.

Song Tao wilted, and Lu Yitao couldn't help but speak:

"Nanli, we have rules for the Spring Festival Gala, one person can only perform one show, so many people, you come up with two works, what's the matter, so, I think this "Not Bad Money" is good, why don't you let others sing this song?"

Lu Yitao suddenly thought of a compromise solution, although Nanli would squeeze some programs back, but he compensated with Nanli's new songs, haha! I believe the other party will understand, after all, such an excellent song, even if it is ranked behind, the audience will remember you.

When Song Tao heard Director Lu say this, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly patted his farts and said:

"Yes, yes, it's still Director Lu, you have a high opinion!" After speaking, he turned his head and raised his chin, and said arrogantly to Nan Li:

"Nan Li, you hand over this song, and the sketch will be performed by you. ”

The two of them are embarrassed, and many people are like mirrors in their hearts, but here, Lu Yitao is the director, and everyone has to obey him, so everyone bows their heads.

Zhao Shan already regarded Nan Li as a brother, how could he watch Nan Li being troubled, he stood up for Nan Li:

"I said the two of you, at least you have to be kind, these two programs are made by Xiaoli with great effort in his brain cells, you two say that if you take one away, you will take one, what about the minimum conscience and morality of being a man?"

Lu Yitao's old face turned red, and Song Tao snatched the conversation on the side:

"Conscience can be eaten, besides, we are also for his good, the front is stunned to squeeze into a show, up and down, take one of his songs as compensation, it's already very good. ”

"Besides, the stage of the Spring Festival Gala has limited programs, who doesn't want to perform on stage for everyone, why is he special and wants to perform two programs?

Song Tao made his words clear, Zhao Shan's face became very ugly, the Northeast people were straightforward, their temper came up, their eyes were wide, and the chatterbox was thrown there, and they were violent:

"That being said, why did you invite people to come over in the first place, I heard Xiao Li say, Director Lu promised Xiao Li that the quality of the work was a priority, what's wrong, when I saw a good work, I wanted to grab it, if I said it, the I pulled out, what's the matter, you still want to eat it back! I tell you, I want to use Xiao Li's works to pave the way for your career, don't say that Xiao Li doesn't agree, and I don't agree either. ”

Unexpectedly, Nan Li was not angry at all, but said with a smile:

"Uncle Zhao, no, don't be angry about these little things, I can hand over this song, but it's up to me to decide who to hand it over. ”

"No!" Lu Yitao and Song Tao said in unison again.

At this time, a young woman came out of the onlookers singer and actors, wearing a red low-cut evening dress, with a bewitching figure, skin like congealed fat, youthful and beautiful, beautiful and delicious, and took a look, it was Ma Yi who sang falsetto that day.

Ma Yi twisted her buttocks, swinging left and right so that Nanli's eyes were about to vomit, she walked up to Nanli and said shyly:

"Brother Nanli, why don't you give me this song, people worship you so much, I like your songs so much, and it has always been people's wish to be able to sing your songs!"

As soon as he opened his mouth, he was angry!

Nan Li frowned, looked at Ma Yi with disgust, and smiled coldly:

"Miss Ma Yi. He focused on biting the word "Miss" before continuing to speak, "At least my songs must be sung by a professional singer, even if you are not a professional singer, you must at least have a person, right? A dog who can only lip-sync is also worthy of singing my songs?"

Nan Li's words choked on the scene of the scene were speechless for a long time, and sighed in their hearts: This Nan Li is really the master with sharp teeth and sharp mouth, and he can't rub sand in his eyes.