Chapter 646: Shit Battle
Fat Ding, real name unknown.
He is a PD Alliance booster and loves to eat grilled sausage and marinated egg instant noodles. A few days ago, he received a large order from a poor customer, who did not want to be named.
It's easy!
It took Fat Ding three days to complete this task and received a thousand yuan in training fees.
When he took the money and fell into the thought that he should add "a few boiled eggs" to dinner, this customer found him again.
"Won't you be banned?"
He was very worried that if the customer was looking for him at this time, it wouldn't be because there was a problem with the business that caused the customer's account to be banned, right?
However, he guessed wrong!
The customer was very satisfied with his service and added an order, the same account number, the same king......
"Falling back to gold so quickly? Losing 50 games in a row, you're still a person?"
Since the customer has placed an order, for the sake of money, no matter how much he despises it, he has to do his best to call him.
In this way, Fat Ding was "raised"!
This customer is really dish!
Every time he was named king, it didn't take long for him to fall back to silver and gold. It's just that this customer has both money and good face, and every time he loses, he comes to him to pull a wave of ranks.
Over time, he became the "queen booster" of this customer. No more new orders, concentrate on serving this boss......
The owner is quirky!
In the eyes of Fat Ding, this boss is very rich. If you don't have money, you won't support the booster, and you will give him a monthly salary of 10,000 yuan.
But the boss's account has not been charged a penny!
He originally thought that for a person like the boss, "massive bonds, all skins and all heroes" should be the standard. However, the boss's heroes are all bought with gold, and there is no skin, which is a genuine white prostitution party.
What a strange person......
After helping the boss to become the king again, Fat Ding finally ushered in a short break.
As the saying goes, don't make your interest your job! Otherwise, you'll have an aversion to it and you'll want to avoid it.
That's exactly what Fat Ding is.
He likes to play PD League, but after PD League became his job, he was no longer interested. During his breaks, he would play other games to regain his love for games.
Yesterday, he was given a new game by his peers!
"Nether!GO!"
What a weird, boring name......
If it weren't for the sake of "PD Game Production" and "Friend Amway", Fat Ding wouldn't want to play this kind of "retro" game that requires "peripherals" at all.
That's right!
This game was first released on the PSP platform, and it is said that it will be ported to mobile phones and PC platforms in a while, and it is a real retro style game.
And that's not all!
In order to experience this game, in addition to a designated "King Kong Game Machine", you must also purchase an additional "King Kong Armor Belt" and several "King Kong Cards".
It's really troublesome......
Although the price is not expensive, the game console + belt + cards, two hundred yuan can definitely be taken. But a retro game, with so many peripherals?
Finally got together the fat ding of the suit, and followed the tutorial given to him by his friend, step by step to activate the game console, bind the belt and download the game installation package.
This process lasted half an hour!
By the time he finished tinkering with the setup and officially entered the game page, it was already evening.
"It's finally done!"
"Let me see, what is the magic of this game, how can it become popular?"
"GPS Positioning Activated!"
"Summoner, please go to the designated place and capture the first Nether Demon!"
"Eh, it's so close......"
Looking at the flashing red dots on the screen, combined with his own positioning, Fat Ding looked at the toilet.
Newbie tutorial, so close?
In front of the squatting pit in the toilet, Fat Ding locked on to the target, and under the prompting of the female voice of the system, implanted the game console into the belt to complete the armor combination.
"The armor is fit!"
"Summoner, quickly take out your battle card and enter the first battle teaching!"
The novice teaching is still very simple, and the overall operation is not complicated. It's basically a matter of looking for the Nether Demon, and after coming to the designated location, complete the armor combination and use the cards to fight it.
Winning the battle will capture the Nether Demon and gain a certain amount of XP and PP.
XP is used to level up!
The PP value is equivalent to the game's universal gold coins, and you can purchase a variety of items in the store.
After being captured, the Nether Demon has an "SSS-G" rating based on the potential value of the five-dimensional attributes of "Attack, Defense, Speed, Stamina, and Spirit". The higher the evaluation, the greater the growth potential.
Some "rare" Nether Demons, in addition to their basic five-dimensional potential, also come with one or more skills.
Nether demons can be raised, trained, played, etc., and can also be released or sold.
Of course, Fat Ding is currently a Nether Demon, and his evaluation as A-level is okay, so there is no need to release him.
"It feels pretty good......
Although it is the first time to get started, Fat Ding has already figured out the gameplay of the game, and can't wait to capture more Nether Demons, and after cultivating it, he will experience the so-called "PVP competition" as soon as possible.
The second Nether was close.
The third one is a bit far......
After a long circle, Fat Ding walked into the leisure square and found the third Nether Demon in the corner of the gazebo.
【Kuroye】
"Anger is a Nether Demon, the weapon is the Evil Ogre Blade, Danger Level: S!"
"Your sister!"
Fat Ding looked at a piece of dog shit in front of him, and said with a stiff expression: "What kind of spicy chicken game, actually treat a piece of dog shit as a ghost demon ......"
Although he knows that this can't be blamed on the game.
The location of the Nether Demon was randomly generated by the system, and no one expected that there would be a piece of shit in this position.
Don't......
Does he want to attack this piece of shit on the spot in full view of everyone?
What a shame!
Fat Ding didn't want to be embarrassed, but he didn't want to give up the "S" level of danger Nether Demon. This level of danger is either highly evaluated after capture, or it comes with its own skills, and it must not be missed.
Or will no one come back at night?
I wanted to avoid the sight of the square aunt, and waited for the fat man who was not caught again at night, but suddenly heard a sentence in his ear: "It turns out that it is here, I can be regarded as having found it!"
Look back.
A boy in a school uniform, holding a King Kong game console in his hand, looked at the shit in front of him with a bright look.
"Wait!"
"I found out first!"
When the competitor appeared, Fat Ding couldn't take care of it anymore, turned around and waved his hand to stop: "Please leave immediately, don't you understand the principle of first-come, first-served?"
"What you say is yours is yours?"
The little boy didn't give an inch: "You didn't capture, why do you say it's yours?"
"Damn, do you want to fight me?"
"Come on, who is afraid of you!"
The two stared wide-eyed, belted and ready to fight for the Nether.
The uncle who was playing chess next to him couldn't stand it, and stomped on his crutches and scolded: "What is the fight for a piece of shit? There is still a hot one in my kennel, how about one person and one lump?"
The uncle's voice was very loud.
Hearing his speech, the dancing aunt was stunned, the little girl holding the marshmallow was dumbfounded, and the smile of the mother holding her froze......
The gaze is focused on the same corner.
Standing in front of the shit, the little boy and the fat man who almost had a cerebral hemorrhage couldn't hold back their expressions in the face of the surprised eyes of a group of uncles and aunts.
"Ahh~!"
Amid the screams, the two disappeared, and the square returned to its former tranquility.
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