Chapter 8: The Chicken Crows
As soon as I said this, everyone present was instantly stunned,
They all looked at me with psychotic eyes.
Curator Huang stepped forward and checked Zhao Lao very professionally.
Then he shook his head at the family with a gloomy expression and said, "Let's mourn and change, the person is no longer there!"
Lao Huang was born as a Taoist priest, and his mana is unfathomable.
His words are authoritative,
Since he said he was dead, no one doubted it.
Could it be that my vaginal probe is not accurate?
It's impossible, it's sent by the ferryman, how can it not be allowed!
Later, I realized that even if Lao Huang was a high Taoist, how could he compare with my Yin Detection Finger.
I poked out the inside of my elbow with my probing finger to find that it was warm, and it was a lost soul.
But what Lao Huang probed with his mortal hand was cold, not a lost soul, but death.
I said to Wang Mingzhu: "Wang Mingzhu, don't you know how to spell, immediately call your godfather the soul, call the soul back, and he will live." ”
Wang Mingzhu said coldly: "Zhang Erpi, everyone is in a sad mood when something like this happens, can you stop messing around!"
turned around and whispered to Lao Huang: "Why did you find such a partner for our sister, who is poor and not handsome, and mentally ill!"
Lao Huang whispered: "This is what Senior Brother found for you, only his life can suppress the No. 9 furnace, this is the will of heaven, Senior Brother can't help it!"
Master Qiao taught me the earthen method of calling the soul, I don't know if it's easy to use or not?
Since the accident of the No. 9 furnace, Master Qiao has disappeared, and the phone has not been able to get through.
The unit went to his house to look for it, but he didn't find anyone.
I guess it's either hiding or something has happened.
I said to Director Huang: "Don't call the police yet, let someone buy me a three-yellow chicken immediately, if I can't wake up Zhao Lao, it's not too late for you to call the police." ”
Lao Huang had no choice but to do so and buy me a three-yellow chicken.
I thought to myself, since that ferry suit was given to me by the ferryman,
That dress must be ordinary, it should have mana,
He said that if you put on that suit you can see him, can he possess my body,
Then I can borrow his mana, that's awesome!
Even if this is not the case, if I put on it to call the soul of Zhao Lao, it should be more spiritual.
When I changed into that cool and dizzy cock ferrysuit,
It really dazzled everyone present, and even Wang Mingzhu's eyes lit up.
Director Zhuang muttered in a weird way: "It's like a real thing, if you can't wake up, I'll make you look good!"
I also didn't know the bottom of my heart, so I secretly said to the ferryman: "Boss, don't cheat me, I'll help you do something!"
I lit a cigarette and shoved it into the chicken's mouth.
Then hold the three yellow chickens, the chicken butt is facing forward, the chicken head is facing back,
Turn left three times around Zhao Lao and three times right turns.
As you walk, you recite the Soul Restoration Mantra.
After walking three laps, something strange happened, a cigarette in the chicken's mouth,
It's like being sucked off by a chicken, and it's all turned to ash in an instant.
Then the chicken's neck was like a broken tendon, and the chicken's head hung down, and it died.
At the same time as the chicken died, I clearly felt a sinking in my hand,
The soul hooked me back,
The soul of a person hooks up to the chicken, and it is strange if the chicken is not swollen to death!
I slammed the chicken to Zhao Lao,
shouted: "Old Zhao, get up!"
Zhao Lao seemed to be woken up by my voice in his sleep,
Spirits opened their eyes and sat up from their lounge chairs.
Fragments looked at me like splinters, not knowing what was going on.
Wang Mingzhu was pleasantly surprised to tell Zhao Lao what happened.
Elder Zhao immediately got up and bowed deeply to me and said, "Thank you master for saving your life, the master is really a god!"
Zhao Lao's entourage saw that Zhao Lao bowed to me,
They all bowed to me in unison,
After Sanbai was stunned for a moment, he also had to bow.
Wang Mingzhu stretched out his thumb to me and praised: "Okay, Zhang Erpi, there are two times, and you are really qualified to go on a blind date with our sisters!"
Receiving Wang Mingzhu's praise, I was also excited in my heart,
I really want to start with her first and taste the taste of letting the female president be my wife.
Shen Xiaocen, who has been paying attention to me in the dark, glanced at me coquettishly,
I pouted as if I had learned everything from her.
Zhao Lao personally handed over a card with both hands and said: "Master, I don't thank you for my great kindness, this is a little bit of Zhao's heart, and I hope to accept it." ”
I saved his life, and I took it well, so I took it and put it in my pocket.
Then he said to Zhao Lao: "Zhao Lao, your son died strangely, he was not stoned to death by migrant workers, someone else is playing ghosts, and after I finish my work, I will definitely help Zhao Lao find out the real culprit." ”
When Sanbai heard me say this, he was suddenly shocked, and his face turned white with fright!
Of course, this detail can't escape my eyes, and I think there must be something wrong with these three white eyes.
The black shadow that hit Zhao's old son may be a ghost behind Sanbai's eyes.
Zhao Lao immediately waved his hand at me and said, "Then it's annoying Master!"
Then he said with tears: "Please also ask the master to help, my son died unjustly, if he is not cremated at the auspicious time, I am afraid that his soul will not be able to live in peace!"
I subconsciously glanced at furnace No. 9,
Master Qiao told me before,
Furnace No. 9 is a furnace specially designed to cremate unnatural deaths.
Since I've opened the furnace and haven't died, I should be fine if I turn it on again.
Curator Huang answered an urgent call and had already left.
I have the final say in the incineration room, and I don't need to ask the director of the village.
My heart was crossed, and I said loudly: "Go to the ninth furnace, open the furnace at an auspicious time!"
Director Zhuang was stunned for a moment, and then immediately clapped his hands,
He wished I was going to die!
After letting the family members withdraw,
I moved Zhao Dashao's body onto the conveyor belt.
Then he whispered in his ear: "I already know your affairs, it was the black shadow that harmed you, I will definitely find that black shadow, and give you justice, you can go with peace of mind, enter reincarnation as soon as possible, and go all the way." By the way, when you get to the River Styx, say a word to my boss, thank you for his ferry suit and probe fingers!"
Seeing that the auspicious time has come,
I shouted, "Go all the way." ”
The master of the nine furnaces pressed the ignition button at the same time.
My heart was in my throat, and I was worried that the Nine furnace would be abnormal again.
Luckily, furnace nine was working normally, and I was relieved.
Master Ma of the No. 8 furnace suddenly exclaimed: "Team Leader Zhang, come and take a look, it can't be burned!"
I hurriedly walked over, and this look, even more evil,
The crematorium was working normally, but the body did not change in the slightest in the raging fire.
I went and forgot to eliminate the obsession of migrant workers.
I immediately asked Master Ma to withdraw from the body.
Then he whispered in the ear of the corpse: "Brother migrant worker, you can leave with confidence, I will not let go of that three white eyes, I will definitely seek justice for you, and I will definitely give you half a year's salary to come back." By the way, besides, don't go to the River Styx and talk to that ferryman, he doesn't care about the affairs of the sun. ”
He recited the mantra again, and sent it into the furnace again.
Press the ignition button, and with a bang, the corpse began to burn in the raging fire,
Everything is finally back to normal.
Master Ma stretched out his thumb at me and said, "Team Leader Zhang, don't blame you for being the team leader, I'll take it!"
The corners of my mouth turned up slightly, and I nodded at Master Ma.
Sanbaiyan walked in at this time and whispered something in Director Zhuang's ear.
The No. 8 furnace suddenly trembled, and with a bang, the fire was extinguished!
The door of the furnace was slammed open,
The burnt black migrant workers actually crawled out of it,