On the way back to Caiyuan from the cafeteria of Jinling Hotel, Chen Hansheng drove intently, and occasionally waited in front of the traffic light, he couldn't help but think of last night's experience, and finally he couldn't help grinning.

"I don't know how many times I've taken the girl in and out of the hotel, but I didn't expect that the only failure should be on Xiao Yu'er, it's really fucking strange. ”

Chen Hansheng doesn't believe in evil: "Many things have one and two, since I can fool her to the hotel once, I can still fool her to the hotel the second time, but at that time she was on guard, it is estimated that it is a little difficult, and it is a big deal to perform online again." ”

After returning to school, Chen Hansheng went directly back to the dormitory, he slept too late last night, and he planned to go back to make up for sleep.

Except for Li Zhennan, who is a part-time worker, everyone else in dormitory 602 is there.

Yang Shichao, Jin Yangming and Guo Shaoqiang played CS in front of the computer, and whoever died was replaced by another person.

With such simple and harsh conditions, three college students with normal IQs are laughing and making trouble.

Dai Zhenyou borrowed a few martial arts books from the library, lay on the bed and snickered from time to time, living deeply in his spiritual world.

"Huh, "The Legend of Deer and Ding"?"

Chen Hansheng picked up a copy at random and flipped through it.

Dai Zhenyou hurriedly grabbed it: "You go play the game, I'll watch it later." ”

Lao Dai is obviously immersed in the story, and the sense of substitution is very heavy, so he is reluctant to share it with others.

"Look at your stingy hanging!"

Chen Hansheng handed over a cigarette: "These books are still borrowed from Lao Tzu's library card, and can you go out for a walk, you will get moldy in the dormitory all day." ”

Dai Zhenyou took the cigarette without saying a word, then turned his body in a different direction, changed from lying on his stomach to his side, and continued to read with his back to Chen Hansheng, obviously not listening at all.

", no one cares about you. ”

Chen Hansheng scolded.

Yang Shichao had just been replaced after playing a game, and he also opened his mouth: "Recently, Lao Dai eats one meal every day, and he sleeps at night, and he doesn't sleep at five o'clock in the morning, so he really lives as a fairy." ”

"And that's not all. ”

Jin Yangming said while playing games: "Lao Dai also bought a small table lamp to hide in the bed, and left the light on when reading all night, I don't know how much electricity will be wasted in one night." ”

As he spoke, he was shot in the head by the other side, and Jin Yangming took the responsibility to Dai Zhenyou: "Should we re-stipulate the way of paying electricity bills next month, every time it is shared equally by six people, I am too lost." ”

Guo Shaoqiang didn't squeak, he was more open-minded, although he didn't care about the money, he didn't want to help Dai Zhenyou speak.

Dai Zhenyou is actually on the verge of isolation, mainly because he is not very competitive, no matter how busy Chen Hansheng is in the dormitory, he will find time to participate in the dormitory group activities, Dai Zhenyou is bigger than Chen Hansheng, and he is still very stingy in his daily life.

"Okay, the desk lamp can be used for a few cents, sixth, you take a mobile phone to charge it, did we say anything?"

Chen Han raised pressure and quarreled.

When Jin Yangming heard Chen Hansheng's squeak, he pursed his lips and stopped talking, and seriously acted as the commander of the spring water.

With Chen Hansheng in 602, it is impossible to form a small circle, as long as Chen Hansheng does not acquiesce, neither Lao Yang nor Jin Yangming can isolate others.

However, Chen Hansheng spoke out to help Dai Zhenyou, and Lao Dai didn't know how to be grateful, so he still looked at it indifferently.

It's true that character determines fate.

Chen Hansheng sat next to him on a mop chair and watched Yang Shichao play games, he smoked well now, and the lowest grade was Xiao Su Yan or Jinling.

Yang Shichao and Guo Shaoqiang both smoked a few yuan of Hongmei or Hongtashan, and now they have caught Chen Hansheng, the "style master", who is a desperate wool, smoking one after another, until he finishes a pack of cigarettes, and he is not afraid of choking to death.

Chen Hansheng opened the balcony to breathe, Jin Yangming looked up and down, and suddenly said, "Fourth brother, you didn't go home last night, did you stay in the hotel?"

"What do you mean by that?"

Yang Shichao raised his head to join in the fun.

Jin Yangming smiled confidently: "First of all, the fourth brother's hair is dry and tidy, which means that he has just taken a shower in the morning, but he is not in the dormitory, so where else can he be; ”

"To sum up, there is only one answer!"

Jin Yangming stretched out his index finger to draw a curve in the air, and finally froze in front of Chen Hansheng in a chic manner: "Admit your sin, the fourth brother went to the hotel with the girl last night." ”

The dormitory immediately fell silent, and even Dai Zhenyou stretched out his head to look at Chen Hansheng.

Chen Hansheng was a little stunned, and then said in a daze: "That's right, I went to the hotel with a girl last night, what's wrong?"

"Huh?"

Jin Yangming was obviously stunned for a moment, normally speaking, Chen Hansheng should not justify any reasons such as "dry hair is because I went to the bathhouse to wash it", "there is no smell on your body, you smell wrong".

Below, I will use careful thinking to expose these lies, otherwise every day "Detective Conan" will be in vain, but the "criminal" is so shameless and honest, Jin Yangming feels that he can't continue to play.

Yang Shichao didn't care about this, and hurriedly asked, "How does that girl look?"

This is also a question that everyone is concerned about, Chen Hansheng thought about it, and compared it with a more specific reference: "It is a big cut above Shang Yanyan in all aspects, even the hair strands." ”

It's very vivid to say this, roommates can imagine how beautiful they are, Guo Shaoqiang smiled and asked, "Then do you have ······?"

"What do you say?"

Chen Hansheng asked rhetorically: "We all went to the hotel, do we play backgammon?"

"Awesome. ”

Yang Shichao gave a thumbs up enviously.

Chen Hansheng ignored Yang Shichao, turned his head to Jin Yangming and said: "Sixth, you are very observant, Edogawa Ke Yangming, you can guess the truth of the matter by the smell of my body, that girl did like to spray some perfume yesterday." ”

"Oh, oh, oh. ”

Jin Yangming suddenly felt that something was wrong, why didn't he have the pleasure of debunking the truth, and there was still something wrong in his heart.

"I'll rest first, after all, I slept too late last night. ”

Chen Hansheng smiled and said: "Sixth, in fact, I envy you, you can play games in the dormitory if you have nothing to do, and you can also go to the Internet café to bag the night, where like I often have to guess the thoughts of this girl or that girl, and I always remember the birthday······"

Jin Yangming smiled reluctantly and slowly sat down in front of the computer, but it didn't take long for him to be killed, which was a big loss of his previous level.

"Fuck, it's hanging on the other side, I'm going to report it, play a game and give it back to your mother, it's not a shame!"

Jin Yangming's mood rose inexplicably.

Chen Hansheng quietly rolled over on the bed and smiled cheerfully at the wall.

This is the reason why Chen Hansheng still likes to live in the school even though he can afford to go out and rent a house.

Silly roommates are having a lot of fun.

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