Chapter 38: A Million Kisses
By the way, ask Old Joe!
I nodded to Hao's mother, and Hao's mother winked at me gratefully to express her gratitude.
I put the cloth back on, and then put Hao Yan away.
I sent a message to Old Joe and told me the whole thing,
Old Joe replied, this is simple,
You find one of the nine sisters,
Then take her to the corresponding furnace eye, don't be moved,
Just kiss the mouth, and the furnace will open,
The one inside you'll come out, and you just have him go find the Styx ferryman.
I'll go, this just offended Wang Mingzhu, she definitely can't kiss me!
Who else, it's Shen Xiaocen,
I hurriedly called Shen Xiaocen,
Tell her about the situation and let her cooperate so that she can save people.
Shen Xiaocen said: "Zhang Erpi, are you okay, it's my business to save people, it's simple to say, just kiss your mouth, sister, this is the first kiss, you can kiss if you say kiss, beautiful you!"
I said angrily: "Shen Xiaocen, why are you so impersonal?!"
Shen Xiaocen immediately interrupted me and said: "You are humane, okay, I will cooperate with you, one million, my sister's first kiss will be one million, not much, aren't you humane, you won't be reluctant to give up a million, right?"
Isn't this a robbery while the fire is on?!
I said angrily: "Okay, a million is a million, I promise you!"
Look at Lao Tzu, if I don't kiss you into a sausage mouth today, I'm sorry for the million!
I dragged Shen Xiaocen to the No. 9 furnace,
It seems that Shen Xiaocen is really kissing a man for the first time,
clenched his small fists nervously, and his body couldn't help but tremble slightly.
I kissed Shen Xiaocen while looking at the furnace,
It's been almost five minutes since I kissed, and the stove hasn't opened.
Damn, it can't be that Old Joe is teasing me, right?!
But Shen Xiaocen was very well-behaved, with his eyes closed, his little face flushed,
I don't know if it's because of that million,
Or because of the first taste of wonder,
I didn't care how long I kissed with my eyes closed, and I looked like I was working hard.
I was unwilling to continue to kiss, and kissed for another four or five minutes,
It's been almost ten minutes since I kissed, and I'm really about to kiss Shen Xiaocen into a sausage mouth,
But the door still didn't open.
I let go of Shen Xiaocen, Shen Xiaocen still looked a little unfinished,
Look at the furnace eye is not open, snuggling on me and not moving,
That means you can go on,
I called Lao Qiao directly and asked, "Old Joe, you can't be playing with me, it's been almost ten minutes, and the stove hasn't been opened?!"
Old Joe haha said: "Silly son, do you really believe it, which girl is so unlucky that you kissed it?" haha!"
My angry face was red and white,
I'll go, how can a master play an apprentice like this?!
I said angrily: "Old Joe, can you still be serious, you have played with me for a million at this time, just kiss me, one million kisses are gone!"
Shen Xiaocen glanced at me and said, "Didn't I tell you, this is the first kiss." ”
Lao Qiao immediately said: "Silly son, buy a first kiss for one million, your kid has made a lot of money, and there is no such good thing, if there is any more, I also want to be a father, two million is no problem, anyway, your kid pays the bill!"
I'm so speechless, if he were my own father, I would really want to hit the wall!
I've never seen such an old and unserious one!
I suppressed my anger and said, "Old Joe, tell me quickly, how do you get the bottom?!"
Old Qiao said: "You let that girl say I love you three times in a row, see if you can trick the door open." ”
As soon as Shen Xiaocen heard this, he had to put forward conditions again.
I immediately said angrily to Shen Xiaocen: "Shen Xiaocen, if you dare to mention money to me again, don't think about following me again in the future!"
Shen Xiaocen's mouth squirmed, and he swallowed the words again.
Some aggrieved said: "What if that person can't say it?"
I said, "What's wrong with that, you just say this." ”
I took out a big red ticket from my pocket and held it up in front of Shen Xiaocen's eyes.
Shen Xiaocen was happy at that time,
In front of the big red ticket, I said I love you three times in a row.
Shen Xiaocen's sincerity touched the heavens, and the furnace was really opened!
I saw that there was another me inside,
Old Joe said that when my mana is deep in the future, I will be able to become one with me inside.
Shuttle through yin and yang and become a real onmyoji.
I hurriedly dragged Hao's mother out of the coffin,
Tell her that I will reincarnate her daughter and continue to be her daughter,
Hao's mother didn't believe it, thinking I was lying to her,
I dragged Hao's mother to the front of the stove, and when I saw me inside,
Hao's mother was dumbfounded.
I'll explain everything to that I'm going to do,
Let him go to the Styx ferryman at once......
Then he said to Hao's mother: "I am the ferryman of the yang world, your mother-daughter fate is not over, I will help you continue, this is also my duty." ”
As I spoke, the one inside me came back,
Handing out a piece of yellow paper, it reads,
Seven days later, she went to the city hospital to claim an abandoned baby, her reincarnated daughter.
There is a birthmark on the back that is exactly the same as in the previous life.
After reading it, the yellow paper spontaneously combusted without fire and turned into ashes.
Hao's mother was stunned for a while,
then said that I was playing tricks to deceive her,
I'm the slide or something.
I'll go, in this society now, the sense of anti-fraud is really strong,
It can really be said to be a deception!
I was so angry that I yelled at the one inside, "Get out of here, drag her down there, and let that foolish guy on the Styx tell her personally!"
Immediately I came out of the hearth,
couldn't help but say, stepped forward and grabbed Hao's mother's hair,
directly dragged Hao's mother's soul into the furnace,
Hao's mother fell to the ground with a bang.
After a while, I came back with Hao's mother inside,
Push Hao's mother's phantom to Hao's mother,
Hao's mother woke up with a thrill, her frightened face was like earth, and her whole body trembled.
It really scared the Styx ferryman half to death,
After recovering his senses, he knelt down in front of me,
Wow cried loudly: "Thank you Erpi, thank you to the ferryman, our mother and daughter can be together again!"
It's good to cry out, it's good to cry out!
A person of great compassion, as long as he can cry, he will be fine,
If you don't cry and laugh, you will surely die!
My eyes are moist too,
Hurriedly helped Hao's mother up and said, "Hurry up Aunt Hao, don't thank me, it was your mother's love that moved the heavens, so you renewed your mother-daughter fate." ”
Hao's mother said excitedly: "When I get my daughter back, will I let her recognize you as a godfather? You are her reborn parents!"
I was stunned for a moment,
I'll go, I haven't had a husband and wife affair with a woman,
Just be a father to my reincarnated classmates, okay, it's really stressful!
But you can't refuse,
He said, "Okay, when you find Hao Yan, I'll charter a hotel and celebrate." ”
Aunt Hao grabbed my hand and said gratefully: "Then thank you godfather, I'll go to the hospital and stay in the hospital every day." ”
I gave Shen Xiaocen a look and asked her to drive Hao's mother away quickly,
Don't let her see Hao Yan's body again, lest she be heartbroken again.
Then arrange for Master Ma to open the furnace immediately.
Seeing Hao Yan's body being pushed into the raging fire,
I can't help but fall into confusion,
If there is an afterlife, there must be a past life,
Who was my past life?
When he was thinking nonsense, Wang Mingzhu answered the phone,
It was Sister Pei who called, saying that she was asked to go back to the construction site immediately, there was something important.
Wang Mingzhu didn't take two steps before he received a call from the eighth sister Ye Zihan,
said that one of her best friends was taken into Wushoe Street and didn't come back for a day and a night.
wanted Wang Mingzhu to accompany her to find it, but the other sisters didn't have time.
Wang Mingzhu also had an urgent matter, looked at me, and said to the phone: "Let Zhang Erpi accompany you, it just so happens that he is going to try marriage with you, and at the same time tell you good news, my trial marriage with Zhang Erpi is over, and the second sister has entered the safe zone!"
Ye Zihan snorted on the phone: "Oh, second sister, don't call him, he is not handsome, he is still a corpse refiner, he smells of death, it is disgusting to think about it, let's try it with others first." ”
Wang Mingzhu said: "You can't hide, Zhang Erpi, this guy is lustful, you sisters have appeared twice, he didn't see his face clearly, but he is deeply impressed by you, who made you thin waist and big ass, can he not find you to try marriage first! Hehe, sister first wish you a successful trial marriage, don't forget, there are still 40 million gifts!"
Ye Zihan thought that I was not next to Wang Mingzhu, so I couldn't hear it.
said helplessly: "Okay, then you can let her come over and see how I clean him up!"
Wang Mingzhu said: "Sister, don't talk cruelly about the front, this Zhang Erpi is evil, you don't let people clean it up!"
Ye Zihan said disapprehantly: "Cut, I know that he has some ability, I heard that he may be Qiao Tiezhen's grandson, but pickling girls can't be soaked by ability, I don't understand anything when I see him, I will let him retreat!"
My heart says that I can conquer the iceberg-like king pearl,
I don't believe that I can't conquer you Ye Zihan, let's see who will clean up who when we arrive!
Shen Xiaocen sent me to Ye Zihan's house,
Then he said to me with a smile: "Zhang Erpi, don't say I didn't tell you, Ye Zihan's surname is cold, there are many men chasing him, and none of them can succeed, just because they don't know that she has this problem, this information is worth 20,000, right?"
I said: "This information is useless to me, I don't care if she is cold or not, as long as I like it, she has to marry me, do you need to chase it!"
After speaking, he walked into Ye Zihan's house without looking back,
When I saw Ye Zihan for the first time, the whole person was stunned!