Volume 1 Global Tricks to Death Chapter 412 Actor?

Chu Ye's magical and strange half of his life can be said to have seen all kinds of people.

The brave, the cowardly, the smart, the stupid, the treacherous, the proud, the small, the businessmen, the dignitaries, and even the prime ministers of the country, etc., different personalities, different statuses, different ages, etc.

In the face of these people, Chu Ye can find their weaknesses and play with them in the palm of his hand, because he has this qualification and this means, everyone has weaknesses and flaws.

But a birdman like Chu Ci, he saw it for the first time.

Chu Ci also has weaknesses.

Full of weaknesses.

Chu Ci also has a broken heart.

Covered in broken cheeks.

But because of this, Chu Ye didn't know where to start.

Every time he saw Chu Ci, he had an urge to stab Chu Ci to death immediately with a knife.

Losing his mind, every time he saw Chu Ci, he had a feeling that he was about to lose his mind.

Chu Ye stared at Chu Ci, and suddenly had a feeling in his heart, a feeling of being toyed with.

Recalling the few times they met, Chu Ci could successfully provoke him every time.

Chu Ye gradually regained his composure and began to examine Chu Ci again.

He felt that Chu Ci should have done it on purpose, deliberately underwhelming him like this, deliberately making people look down on him, and deliberately pretending to be stupid.

With a sneer, Chu Ye suddenly said: "Chu Ci, your acting skills are very good, really, you are the person with the best acting skills I have ever seen, if you change someone else, you may really think that you are a fool, a scoundrel, and a person who lacks education." ”

Chu Ci smiled shyly: "You have won the award, and they all say that I act... ”

After saying that, Chu Ci suddenly reacted.

Myself... I didn't act either.

Chu Ci kicked at Faraday Cage: "Fuck your uncle, you TM is a fool, a scoundrel, and an uneducated person." ”

"You don't have to go on, I already see you. ”

Chu Ci: "I'll be your father!"

Chu Ci can be regarded as convinced, no wonder people can mix so well, scolding people without dirty words, I learned it today.

In the future, you can't say it directly when you scold others, you have to say that other people's acting skills are good, and that others play Shabi very similarly.

After being angry for a while, Chu Ci sat back and crossed Erlang's legs: "I suddenly realized something, were you very angry just now?"

"What did you say?"

Chu Ci tilted his head and observed Chu Ye: "It's just that you're very angry, it's not the first time I've seen an aggregate." ”

Chu Ye raised his eyebrows.

Chu Cile said: "Nas is the same, when he is in a hurry, his body will be bright and dark for a while, as if the voltage of a light bulb is unstable." ”

"You're trying to provoke me again?"

"Yes, yes, it's on again, that's it, it's like a light bulb, it's better if you shave bald again, save electricity when you go home, do you want me to help you shave bald?"

Chu Ye clenched his fists tightly, if his gaze could be changed to a sharp blade, Chu Ci would definitely have more holes on his body than the Crystal Mountain Range.

Chu Ye was really angry, because his corpse was missing half of his hair, which was taken down by Li Xiaocui.

When he was in the nuclear submarine at that time, Chu Ye had already been injected with the mutant virus, but he did not completely break away from the body, after Li Xiaocui crashed into the closed cabin, he was holding his hair with a big mouth, and his scalp was almost not ripped off.

I thought that Chu Ci deliberately mentioned this stubble, but in fact, people didn't know about it at all, and Chu Ci had never seen Yan Entropy's corpse at all.

"Chu Ci, I will leave this cage before you die. Chu Ye let out an almost crazy laugh: "I have changed my mind, I will do everything possible to get out of this cage!"

"And then, continue to be the enemy of humanity?"

"Then clean up the garbage, the garbage like the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, all the garbage that actually has no soul and no faith in the name of justice, just when you die, I will clean up all the garbage, I will hang the people you know one by one, put a rope around their necks, the traces of the existence of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, the traces of your existence, will disappear cleanly, I will erase you, erase the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, erase from the future, because you are on the opposite side of me, you are the opposite of the future, you are the public enemy of humanity, not me, I am the one who builds a better world and civilization, you bunch of garbage, damn garbage!”

"Neuropathy, is it a brain that is broken after becoming a polymer. Chu Ci yawned, and said with a casual look: "Didn't you say that you answered me a question and then gave me a thousand yuan, you can't play or not." ”

In terms of scolding, Chu Ci has reached the point of reaching the peak, and he is too lazy to spray a rookie like Chu Ye who can't say the three-character scripture.

Chu Ye corrected angrily: "Yes, we can ask each other's questions, and we also have to answer each other's questions, not that I answer your questions, and at the same time I have to give you money, are you a fool to me?"

That is to say, Chu Ye is a polymer without teeth, otherwise he would be such a gritted tooth, and his front teeth would be easy to break.

"Oh, that's it, that's so boring, how good is this rule I proposed, you answer me a question, give me another thousand dollars, how about it, isn't my game rule exciting?"

"I ask, you answer, after answering you ask, I answer, get the information we both want, only this one chance, if you don't agree, I won't talk to you, I won't talk to anyone!"

"Okay. Chu Ci shrugged: "Then I'll ask first." ”

"No, the initiative is in my hands, I'll be the first to ask questions!"

"Okay, okay, who can fight a dead man, you ask. ”

"Tell me, who that woman is!"

Chu Ye can be regarded as figuring out Chu Ci's routine, so he can't follow the other party's words, or he will be more and more untouchable, and it will be easy to get angry with cerebral thrombosis.

He really couldn't figure it out, although the section chief was not at a high level, Chu Ci's position in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs was very important, such an important member of a special organization, was he so idle every day, this way of living was too wasteful of time, just relying on calves to live like this day by day?

"I told you, it's my landlord, why don't you believe it. ”

Chu Ye carefully observed Chu Ci's expression, and said in disbelief: "She's not from the earth, right?"

"You make me feel like I'm out of my mind, really. Chu Ci was full of sarcasm: "Have you ever seen a serious earthling who can tear a nuclear submarine alive?"

Chu Ye was about to vomit blood again.

I didn't expect that in the field of IQ, I was actually despised by Chu Ci.

But he can't refute it yet, but it's not what's wrong, who is a serious earthling who can tear up a nuclear submarine alive.

Chu Ci said happily: "You have asked two questions, it's my turn." ”

"I only asked one. ”

"What about the stupid boy, you asked me who she was, I said it was my landlord, you asked me if I was from the earth, and I also answered you, do you know how to count, is this two or two questions?"

"Okay, you ask. ”

Anyway, Chu Ye is still more personable.

Chu Ci asked impatiently, "Where is that guy Major General Cha?"

"I don't know. ”

"Oops,. Chu Ci sneered: "Are you playing this routine with me?" ”

Chu Ye shrugged his shoulders: "I don't know where James is, the cooperation between us starts with interests and ends with failure." ”

"It's the same, the tree is falling and scattered, then this question doesn't count, I ask again, do you have a way to escape?"

"Nope. ”

"I don't believe it. ”

"If you don't believe me, I can't help it. ”

"Then you swear, whoever lies will have a son who grows up to a fart... No, you're an aggregate, you can't have children. Chu Ci said angrily: "Okay, I believe you for the time being, then I'll ask the second question, how can we catch Major General Cha, give some hints and clues." ”

"Track down the core high-level members of Unit 91. ”

"Wasn't he expelled?"

"That's just the official statement. ”

Chu Ci scolded his mother: "I know that you foreigners are the most shameless, and you have one thing on your lips and one thing on your back." ”

"I'm from Huaxia. ”

Chu Ci squinted his eyes and scolded: "You dead Ji bully foreigners, what kind of fellow are you pretending to be with me." ”

Chu Ye didn't bother to argue with Chu Ci about his ancestral hometown, and flew to the edge of Faraday's cage: "It's my turn... ”

Chu Ci interrupted: "I've asked you two questions, don't you want to give one away, buy two get one free, or there will be repeat customers, will you do business." ”

Chu Ye was silent for half a minute, and then waved his hand weakly.

"You go. ”

"What do you mean?"

"I refuse to continue communicating with you. ”

"No, are you kidding me?" Chu Ci kicked twice according to the Faraday cage: "If you tell me to come, I will come, if you tell me to go, I will leave, who are you tossing." ”

"I didn't let you come. You came on your own initiative. ”

"Then how did I hear your call just outside just now?"

Chu Ye: "... ”

"Okay, okay. Chu Ci sat back on the stool: "Then you ask." ”

"When will Chu Laicai return to Earth. ”

"I don't know, okay, now it's time for me to ask questions. ”

"You didn't give me an answer, it's not your turn to ask. Chu Ye's figure was about to twist.

"You didn't say it just now, you didn't say it didn't count before, it didn't count it later, and now it's time for me to ask questions. Without waiting for Chu Ye to refuse, Chu Ci opened his mouth and asked, "Is there any mutant virus left?"

"No, that damn woman has destroyed all the viruses in the nuclear submarine. ”

"Oh, then I see. Chu Ci stood up and patted the Faraday cage: "Stay in peace, bye-bye." ”

After finishing speaking, Chu Ci left without looking back, still humming a little song on his lips.

Chu Ye was stunned again, looking at the back of Chu Ci leaving, and suddenly realized a problem.

The so-called question and answer, it seems... He didn't get an answer, and Chu Ci not only knew how to track down Major General Cha, but also made sure that he had no way to escape, and the virus body was cleared.

Chu Ye, who had already turned into a polymer, began to suspect one thing.

He suspected that he might really be as Chu Ci said, and his IQ seemed to drop after becoming a polymer.

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The fourth update.