Chapter 366: Cheeky Yang Han and Kang Yao (1/2)
Whether you want to treat these two puppies like huskies and Alaska, or call them their old jobs, sled dogs, none of this seems to make sense at the moment!
Because these two little milk dogs who are now barking milkily, except for selling cuteness in front of the camera, they have no other use at all - they can't dismantle the house, and they can't hang up the leash and immediately pull the sled and run wild in the snow.
After teasing the dog for a while, Yang Han and the others turned around and plunged into the battle of wits and courage with the program team in the new season of "Longing for Life"!
"You can't bring any ducks, what's the reason? Didn't we bring them last season?" Kang Yao was the first to protest.
"Come and see, such a good boy with a simple face and a simple heart, he kindly brought some hometown souvenirs to his uncle and sister from home, but you want to ruthlessly confiscate and fill your pockets, can you be ruthless?" Yang Han dragged Yan Zhenfu over directly, put his head between his arms, and pointed at his smirking face, as if he was very sad and angry.
Yang Ruoyi was more honest, she hid behind, with a smile on her face, and she couldn't help it.
Brother Afu's honest face is reasonable, but his heart should not be simple! Yang Ruoyi witnessed the whole process of his father discussing small actions with Mr. Kang and Brother Afu a few days ago - in order to resist the black-hearted program team, they decided to bring some ingredients that can be stored for a long time, such as Cantonese sausages, Afuge's sauce plate duck, and some small canned yellow croaker that Kang Yao brought from the magic capital!
Bringing your own ingredients over doesn't mean that you have to eat canned food and sausages every day, but in this way, when facing some tasks that torment people, they have the capital to negotiate with these bad-hearted guys!
However, it seems that their capital is a bit excessive......
"Mr. Yang, please open your little suitcase. Yue Hongwei knew that his arm might not be able to reach the boss's thigh, so he had already hidden, leaving only an assistant director to bite the bullet, pointing to a small suitcase beside Yang Han, and said with a wry smile.
"No, we're discussing now, what are you telling me to open the box for?"
After arguing for a while, Yang Han still opened his other small suitcase in addition to the large suitcase containing clothes - in fact, Yang Han himself did not insist, for the sake of the effect of the show, he still made concessions.
"I said you're not interesting like this, right?" Yang Han nagged out of the way, and the photographer was able to take a close-up, the box was stuffed full, all of which were Cantonese-style sausages that could be preserved without refrigeration, and the bags were individually packaged, looking exquisite and spectacular.
The people in the program team stopped talking this time, and the assistant director just looked at Yang Han with a wry smile, and the meaning was obvious: "Teacher Yang, look, it's not me targeting you." There are so many sausages, I'm afraid I won't be able to eat them all after the catalog is finished this season!"
In fact, at first, the program team didn't know that Yang Han had brought so many things, but when he went through the security check at Yangcheng Airport, the security guard at the airport saw that something was wrong in the X-ray, and asked Yang Han to open the box for inspection, and followed their assistant director to see the scary box of sausages......
I didn't know he was a star, and I thought he was going to smuggle sausages (even though it was a domestic route)!
Seeing that the situation was not good, the assistant director hurriedly reported to the base camp here in Dongji City, and the video materials taken by the photographer were all transmitted. At the same time, the group that followed Yan Zhenfu also encountered the same situation, and when summed up, several directors had green faces.
It doesn't matter!
Hence today's scene......
However, the directors still underestimated the thickness of Yang Han's skin.
I saw that Yang Han was not ashamed at all, and with a look of how could you question the "simple" expression, he said bitterly: "Do you think that these things I brought here are all for myself to eat? You don't understand me too much! In fact, I am taking into account that our program team is really slamming the door, every time those guests come over, you either let them go to farming or let them move bricks, and they are tired and have no food to eat." ”
As long as I'm not embarrassed, then it's someone else who is embarrassed, Yang Han is like this, and said righteously: "That's why I brought such a little local product from Yangcheng." Yes, even if those guests don't have a chance to eat, I can bring them back as small gifts, so that they won't be busy and tired and go home empty-handed!
Looking at Yang Han holding his right arm and raising his arm and shouting, Yang Ruoyi couldn't help but cover his forehead, turned his head, and shrugged his shoulders, I don't know if he didn't have the face to look at it, or if he really couldn't help it, he had to turn around and laugh.
Yan Zhenfu was amazed and adored.
This kid seems to be just honest-looking, and at this moment he also cleverly took out several pieces of sauce board duck that he bought (he brought more than last time, but not as cheeky as Yang Han), and joined Yang Han's team with his chest straight: "Teacher Yang is right, we have to maintain the image of the mushroom house!"
It's just a pity that no matter how righteous and awe-inspiring they are, the program team also knows that they are funny, they don't give face at all, they respond to their voices silently, and finally confiscate their food.
When it was Kang Yao's turn, he took out a box full of canned small yellow croaker, and Yan Zhenfu realized that he had underestimated Teacher Kang - it turns out that Teacher Kang, you have thick eyebrows and big eyes, and you are not honest at all like Teacher Yang!
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Fortunately, in view of the fact that it was not easy for them to bring it from thousands of miles away, the program team finally left a portion for each of them, which was enough for them to eat at noon.
But for the sake of the night's food, Yang Han and they didn't have time to rest at noon, and after eating, they had to start working directly!
"Do you see the buds in the yard?" Yue Hongwei didn't know when he would come back, he pointed to the corn piles in a small warehouse in the corner of the yard, and told Yang Han that their job today was to transport them to the village grain drying yard and use a thresher to get the corn kernels out.
Of course, the threshing corn cob should also be brought back, and it can be used to make a fire after it is dried, whether it is to burn a kang or to cook rice.
"Five hundred catties of corn kernels can be paid for a hundred yuan? Okay, we'll do it!" Yang Han's eyes rolled, but he didn't move, just secretly glanced at Kang Yao.
But the tools for carrying corn on the cob are a bit rudimentary......
"Don't bully us that we are not from the Northeast, and we don't understand the market! Who still uses a trolley to transport things these days? People in Northeast China are all mechanized, not to mention every household, but most people don't have a tractor yet!" Yang Han was reluctant to follow the meaning of the program team, so he protested immediately.
"Funds are limited and we don't have tractors ready. Yue Hongwei said weakly.
Tell the boss that the funds are limited, where are the funds, and that they are embezzled?
Yang Han smiled and did not insist on the tractor.
However, although he did not deliberately prevent Yue Hongwei from coming to the stage, he had a way.
It is impossible to work hard obediently according to the design of the program team, and you have to be cunning to eat these days!
"What is the biggest difference between humans and animals?" Looking back, Yang Han took a test of Yang Ruoyi and Yan Zhenfu.
seems to have asked this question inadvertently, but his voice was quite loud, and his eyes deliberately glanced at the program team - I said it to you, did you hear it?