The fate of the six-six-eight handsome guy

"One million spirit stones!" Yan Shuhui's jaw was about to drop, she knew that Ye Kong came to sell wine, and she also knew that this was good wine, but she didn't know that these three jars of wine were worth one million spirit stones. The annual turnover of her Yan family's pharmacy is not one million.

This is still wine? This is fairy water!

"Don't rub it off, hurry up!" Ye Kong felt that when he scolded this girl, he seemed to be much taller.

"Oooh oh. Yan Shuhui was intimidated by his momentum, and rarely didn't reply, put her divine sense into a small bag, and checked the spirit stone.

Huang Shishi said with a smile: "People say that the Yan family's girl is like fire, and she can't think of being obedient in front of you, oops, it's really a thing to a thing." She said, hugged her arms, took two steps left and right, looked at Ye Kong, and said with a smile: "But why can't I see what you are capable of? ”

, Is this woman psychologically problematic, won't she just hit your? It won't hurt me in public like this, right? I didn't see so many people behind me secretly laughing?

"Uh, this, Sister Huang Shishi, in fact, there is a saying in our hometown......" Ye Kong paused, and when everyone's eyes were focused, he smiled and said: "There is a saying in our hometown, it is called, the more handsome a man is, the faster he will die." ”

"When we describe a handsome man in our hometown, we will describe that this person looks like Pan An. said that this person named Pan An was handsome and handsome, so every time he walked on the street, many women would tease him and deliberately throw fruit at him. This Pan An is also smart, so every time he goes out, he pushes a cart and lets those fruits be thrown into the car. Every time he goes out for a lap, he will fill a cart of fruit, which is the story of the fruit car. ”

"But Pan An, who is handsome, but he doesn't know how to restrain himself, the boss's wife Xiaomi asked him to go out to drink and provoke, and watch a small play, he never refused, so he was squeezed out by his boss to a remote mountain village to plant peach trees. ”

After hearing this, everyone couldn't help but sigh, this Pan An is indeed too much, if such a guy doesn't die, who will die?

Huang Shishi looked at Ye Kong, her eyes flashed, she thought that this kid was going to talk nonsense again, but she didn't expect what he said to have a nose and eyes, I believe he didn't make it up on the spot.

However, Huang Shishi didn't want to let him go, and then said: "This Pan An's death is his own fault, although it is because he is handsome, but this person's character is really not good, and it can't be concluded that the more handsome a man is, the faster he will die, right?"

"Okay, then I'll tell you an allusion to another handsome male guard in my hometown. Ye Kong smiled and said: "Actually, this Wei and Pan An mentioned earlier are people of the same period, if you want to talk about beautiful men, this Wei is especially better than Pan An." How handsome is he, he is so handsome that he is scum, not only women, but even men can be excited. ”

"Just now you said that Pan An's character is not good, but Zhiwei is different, he is not only handsome, but also has a first-class character, and he can say it with a mouth, he can say it when he was a child, when he was a child, he had a cerebral hemorrhage, so that his mother never allowed him to debate with others. ”

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but marvel, this Wei is really a dragon and a phoenix among people. The appearance is beautiful, the conduct is good, and it can be said that this person's fate should not be miserable, right?

Ye Kong smiled: "Then do you know how he died after the last death?"

Lin Xitian walked out first and said with a smile: "I guess he is the marquis and the prime minister, and he will die of old age after the most reluctance, or he will ascend to immortality and be immortal forever." ”

His son Lin Zhenwei disagreed, and said: "According to what Brother Ye said, this person will never die well, I guess he died of exhaustion." ”

Ye Kong couldn't help but sigh, Y people, sure enough, Y people, it seems that there is no shortage of gossip women in any world, and there is no shortage of YY men.

The other people present were also thinking in their hearts, how did this Wei die? Even Li Chenwan Shenjun, who was sitting in the car, couldn't help but think about it, how would this Wei die?

Huang Shishi was smart and said opportunistically, "I guess his death must be related to women." ”

"Hit!" Ye Kong snapped his fingers and said: "This Wei's death is indeed related to women, but not one or two women, but thousands of women! One day, taking advantage of the fact that there was no one at home, he sneaked out of the house and ran all the way to the capital Jianye to play. When the women in Jianye City heard that the idol guard was coming, the women in the city went out and surrounded the guard who had just arrived in Jianye on the third floor and the outer three floors. The innermost woman only glanced at Wei, and all of them were corona, and then the back row was corona, and they fainted layer after layer, and the most rearmost woman trapped Wei (4) in it for three days and three nights, and was stunned to exhaust this peerless handsome man to death in it. Later, he left an allusion, which is known in history as watching and killing Wei, that is, Wei was seen alive and died. ”

"What, he turned out to be seen alive and died!" "Almost everyone didn't expect this way of dying, there was killing, dying of old age, dying of anger, scared to death, and I really hadn't heard of being seen to die.

If the eyes could kill, he would have died at least a thousand times, and there would be a realistic version of this kind of dog blood?

"Really?" Huang Shishi couldn't help frowning in disbelief.

Ye Kong said with a smile, "This is recorded in the ancient classics of my hometown, and I don't know whether the Tao is true or false, but there is a sentence that you should know about the Tao, that is, the life of the red face is thin, no matter the red face and the blue face, in fact, the life is thin." ”

Huang Shishi nodded and said with a smile, "Okay, I wanted to sarcastically mock you, but I didn't expect to give you a chance to perform, if you continue to perform, it is estimated that you will be seen to death." ”

Since ancient times, beauties have loved talents, and a large row of women from the Sound Demon Sect behind Huang Shishi are crazy about him, and someone in the electric land seems to be taking a sauna.

Ye Kong smiled bitterly, "No, in fact, I'm not handsome, and I'm just a hooligan." ”

In fact, not only those women who painted the sound demon sect, but even Yan Shuhui behind him listened to it. He is a mortal who has not cultivated, but he talks eloquently in front of a group of Yuanying Zhenjun, without stage fright, this calmness and demeanor, there are few men in the world who can do it.

Yan Shuhui was a little distracted, and it wasn't until Ye Kong called her three times that she hurriedly agreed and released three large tanks from the storage bag.

The three vats were all sealed with metal materials, and Ye Kong asked, "Sister Huang Shishi, do you want to open the cylinder to check it, otherwise there is a problem, I won't admit it." ”

Huang Shishi smiled, "Forgive me and don't dare to lie to me!" stretched out his hand and used the storage ring to collect three large vats.

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