Chapter 236: Four and a Half Men?
"Then you're still driving on this road!"
"A ticket is two hundred, you want to be photographed into a comic strip?
Hu Yifei shouted angrily.
If it weren't for the situation, she would have already beckoned her fist on the spot.
Zhanbo is usually very smart, but every time he reaches such a critical moment, his IQ goes offline, and he doesn't know how to be flexible at all.
"So, we've all been filmed?"
Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but complain.
For the decision to let Zhanbo drive yesterday, I suddenly felt a trace of regret.
"Maybe. ”
Lu Ziqiao replied and pushed the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose.
"My virgin, female photo was not given to the TV station, but it was actually given to the traffic police brigade?"
Zeng Xiaoxian said depressedly.
"I'll just say that life is live every day, and my smile was pretty good just now, right?"
Lu Ziqiao said with a wicked smile.
"Squeak squeak—"
Lu Zhanbo suddenly slowed down, and because of inertia, everyone's heads hit the front.
"You're really good at sudden braking!"
Hu Yifei said a little unhappily.
She is becoming less and less confident in her brother's driving skills.
"The black jeep in front of it changed lanes illegally. ”
Zhanbo calmly analyzed.
"Sister, are you okay?"
Zhan Bo glanced at the old lady with some concern.
"Grandpa's, don't want to live anymore?"
Yifei scolded, looking at the black car in front of him, his eyes full of anger.
"Why haven't they been caught by the probe?"
Zeng Xiaoxian said a little unwillingly.
"The probe has passed. ”
Zhanbo explained.
"Zhanbo, catch up!"
Hu Yifei was completely furious.
As the saying goes, when is the time for retribution, the more you take a step back, the more angry you become, and the more you think about it, the more angry you become......
"No, the master taught me that I can be calm and then settled, and then I can be safe, and I don't drive a gambling car!"
Although Zhanbo was afraid of the old lady in his heart, he couldn't help but take out the driving school master as a shield in his mouth.
"Less!
Hu Yifei shouted.
For so many years, she has been the only one to bully others, when has she ever been wronged like this?
"Bastard, how dare you bully the weak!"
Yifei said dissatisfied.
"Maybe he thinks I'm driving too slowly. ”
Zhanbo whispered.
"Why don't you become an astronaut if you're too slow?"
"The little tree is not repaired, it will not slip straight away, go up and greet his ancestors for the eighteenth generation! When the police and probes are not there, someone has to do justice!"
Yifei pointed and said.
"Scolding is also justice?"
Zeng Xiaoxian had a strange expression of insight.
However, I am used to seeing the scene of Yifei's temper, and there is no big wave in my heart.
"Or how do you say that a gentleman doesn't move his mouth?"
Hu Yifei turned his head and stared at Zeng Xiaoxian with vicious eyes.
Sure enough, after being threatened like this, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately obediently closed his mouth.
"I won't curse, it's too ugly!"
Zhanbo thought about it, and it was best to refuse the old lady's request.
"Then you rush up and spit on him as a sign of condemnation! Those football stars Big Luo, Little Luo, Little Luo did that. ”
Yifei continued to instigate.
"I don't want to,"
"Those who spit at people have a red card, and I have never spit at anyone in my life. ”
Zhanbo has the face of a decent gentleman and a good student.
Even the most respected elder sister can't make him change his principles.
"It's not for people, it's for cars. ”
Yifei continued.
"I don't want a red card. ”
Zhanbo continued to shake his head.
"What are you afraid of, you are on the road, you will never meet him in your life, what can he do to you!"
Hu Yifei said with some hatred.
Zhanbo is okay with everything, but this weak personality makes her a little uncomfortable.
"No, the master taught me that the Tao is the way, the Tao is very Tao, and everything is ...... a line"
"Zhanbo, you learned to drive in Wudang Mountain, right?"
Lu Ziqiao had heard enough of Zhanbo's excuses, and the expression on his face was speechless to the extreme.
......
The argument in the car continued, and finally Xiaoxian and Ziqiao also joined the ranks of persuading Zhanbo.
And under the constant anger and instigation, Lu Zhanbo finally spat at the black jeep, and for the first time in his life, he was stubborn for a while and did not choose to be weak.
"How does it feel?"
Lu Ziqiao asked with a smile.
"Not bad. ”
Zhan Bo replied with a lewd smile on his face.
"Hahaha. ”
The crowd burst into laughter.
"Ziqiao, look at what day it is,"
"For the first time in his life, Zhanbo vented his emotions like a man, and this dead man is actually going to be on a TV show, we should really celebrate this great moment. ”
Hu Yifei said happily.
But Zhan Bo and Zeng Xiaoxian listened to it, and their faces couldn't help but darken.
However, thinking that it was Hu Yifei, the two big men finally chose to endure and not move.
"Ao. ”
Zhanbo stopped the car.
When I got on the viaduct, I found that all the cars in front of me had stopped.
"It's blocked. ”
Yifei said with some surprise.
"Sister, you lied to me......"
Seeing the black jeep who had just been spitted on by himself stopped beside him, Zhanbo said with a sad face.
"What did I lie to you?"
Hu Yifei hadn't noticed the car on the other side yet.
"You said I'd never run into this black jeep in my life!"
The driver of the stopped car on the side obviously also noticed Zhanbo, and a strong man in the driver's seat gritted his teeth and glared at him, so frightened that Zhanbo didn't dare to move.
"Haha, great, as long as they dare to provoke, we will let them taste our awesomeness!"
"Up, Zhanbo!"
Lu Ziqiao looked like he was not afraid of making a big deal out of it, and patted Zhanbo on the shoulder and coaxed him.
"Don't, don't be impulsive......! We don't know the number of enemies yet, and I don't want to risk it. ”
Zhanbo stammered, not daring to look at the car next to him.
"We have four and a half men in the car, and we basically have the advantage!"
Lu Ziqiao glanced at the situation in the car and said seriously.
"No, it's three, right?"
Zhanbo frowned, not understanding what Lu Ziqiao meant.
"Hey, Ziqiao means that I count one, Ziqiao counts one, one Fei counts two, you count half, just four and a half!"
Zeng Xiaoxian explained with a smile.
Anyway, things have already gotten like this, and I'm not afraid of being a little more lively.
"You!"
"I tell you, I ...... I'm not afraid of them!"
Zhanbo's face was ruthless, and everyone thought that they were finally going to awaken the man's blood.
"It's just that our car can't move, and if there is a real fight later, I'm ...... It's not convenient for us to escape!"
It's just that in the end, Zhanbo's voice is already very weak.
"Cut. ”
The three eventually rolled their eyes, looking disappointed.
"Sister, is he still staring at me?"
Zhanbo's body trembled slightly, and he asked scaredly.
Yifei looked at his younger brother who couldn't make a mistake, and he didn't bother to take care of it.
"Zhanbo, of course, it's your spitting on them. ”
Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile.
"I, I know. ”
Zhan Bo replied without tears, why did you believe in the evil of these guys just now?
Now it's cool and it's over, but the consequences have to be borne by yourself.