Chapter 320: I'm a Genius
"Ah......h
Han Xiaoman's screams were full of penetrating power, as if they were about to puncture some people's eardrums.
The people next to him seemed to be used to it, and they didn't even bother to raise their eyebrows, let alone cover their ears to dodge.
"Click!"
After Han Xiaoman almost lost his voice, Zhou Mu stopped with satisfaction and watched the replayed clip on the camera, "...... It's over!"
"Sister Man. ”
At this time, two or three assistants hurriedly rushed up, hugged Han Xiaoman back to the special lounge next to him, and offered fat sea flower tea, fanned the wind, and touched up makeup.
Don't think that such a pomp is big.
In fact, this is the standard configuration in the entertainment industry.
As one of the popular little flowers, in the past month, she has been on time every day, has been staying in the crew, and has not asked for leave, which can be called dedicated.
In the highly competitive entertainment industry, disappearing for a month and not appearing in front of the public is actually more hurtful, and it also makes a lot less money.
Even if Han Xiaoman is popular, but in the film industry, she has no appeal at all, so her salary is definitely not high.
She took on two commercial performances casually and earned more than her salary.
But if you have the opportunity, no matter how popular Xiaohua is, she wants to make a movie.
In the final analysis, it is still due to the influence of the movie, and its status in everyone's minds is relatively high-end.
made a movie and became popular.
It can improve the coffee position and increase the weight in the industry.
This is the threshold for small flowers to move towards large flowers.
But......
Han Xiaoman was confused.
She sipped the warm potion of medicine, moistening her throat as she fell into confusion again. Can such a movie be popular?
She wasn't sure.
At this moment, Han Yi walked over, "What do you want?"
"Uncle ......"
Han Xiaoman opened his mouth to call, and the two or three little assistants next to him immediately had a good eye, and hurriedly retreated to the side to wait.
Han Yi sat down, took a small folding fan, and shook it with a graceful demeanor.
He smiled and said, "What, what's on your mind?"
Han Xiaoman shook his head.
"Lying. ”
Han Yi looked left and right, and his voice was a little lower, "If you don't have anything to worry about, how can your state deteriorate in the past few days, even simple scenes, it will take a few times to pass." ”
Han Xiaoman frowned, subconsciously glanced at Zhou Mu in the distance, his expression was a little stingy, "Did he ask you to warn me?"
"No, don't blame Director Zhou. ”
Han Yi was stunned, and hurriedly said, "Xiaoman, I care about you." ”
“...... Uncle. ”
Han Xiaoman froze, "Uncle, I'm fine, it's just ...... Tired. ”
"Tired?"
Han Yi's expression was strange.
In his opinion, this movie is very easy, how can he be tired.
“...... Tired. Han Xiaoman whispered the truth, "Uncle, what do you think, this movie ...... Will anyone like to watch it?"
"Ahh
Han Yi suddenly realized and understood Han Xiaoman's thoughts. He groaned, revealing a serious expression, "Xiaoman, aren't you optimistic about this movie?"
"No, I ......"
Han Xiaoman wanted to argue, but then he was depressed, breaking the jar and breaking it, "Yes, this movie has no big pattern, no big scenes, and is full of all kinds of spoofs and hip-hop, it is not a mainstream film in the market at all, I'm afraid ......"
She regretted it a little.
shouldn't have been so impulsive, took over this heroine.
Be.
The movie failed at the box office, and for her, there were no consequences. It must be Zhou Mu, the director and starring actor, who is behind the blame, and she doesn't need to be responsible.
But who wants to be on the street in the movie he participated in.
Of course, she hopes that the movie will be a big hit and become a word-of-mouth work, and her heroine will be even more well received, and she will get a movie queen and increase her fans by hundreds of millions......
However, she knew, it was delusional.
This movie, don't talk about the queen, it's good not to be scolded.
One thought, regret not at the beginning.
Han Xiaoman regretted that he didn't have the ability to travel through time and space, otherwise he would definitely go back to a month ago to wake himself up, and don't sign a contract casually.
While she was lamenting, Han Yi suddenly asked, "Xiaoman, do you believe me?"
"Uncle ......"
Han Xiaoman's eyes flashed, "What do you want to say?"
Han Yi shook his fan and smiled: "If I tell you that this movie is at least a billion in volume, do you believe it?"
"Uncle, don't comfort me. Han Xiaoman naturally didn't believe it.
"Make a bet. ”
Han Yi said very confidently: "I bet that the box office of this movie will be one billion, if it doesn't reach this number, then ...... My treasure trove, whatever you fancy is, take it as you like. ”
"Really?"
Han Xiaoman seemed to be surprised and delighted.
Han Yi's "treasure trove" is, of course, an adjective.
In fact, it is a collection room, which collects the celebrity autographs, posters, works, and records that he has accumulated since he entered the industry......
Twenty years of accumulation, that's a very rich collection. Among them, there are no superstars, big directors, and celebrities.
If you put these things up for auction, they're worth at least a few million. Money is not the key, the main thing is that some things are already out of print, and the market is priceless.
Han Xiaoman took a fancy to the vinyl record of a retired king, and begged Han Yi several times but couldn't. Now that there's an opportunity to get her hands on it, she's certainly looking forward to it......
"Really!"
Han Yi didn't have the slightest pain in his flesh, "You can't win anyway." ”
"Huh?"
Han Xiaoman frowned, "Uncle, are you so optimistic about him? You can't ignore the facts just because he asked you to play a small supporting role." ”
"Am I that kind of person?"
Han Yi laughed, "In your eyes, am I the kind of person who receives small favors from others, so I can't tell the difference between right and wrong?"
"Who knows if you're not. ”
Han Xiaoman muttered in a low voice, and then asked, "Uncle, why do you think that this movie can sell one billion box office?"
You must know that the cost of this movie should not exceed 30 million. Don't ask her how she knows, because she has eyes and can see herself.
The framing of the film is basically shot in an indoor studio.
There are not many props, costumes, and things, how much money can it cost?
There are no more than 100 people, including the main actors, and the film crew, how much can the salary and salary be?
Rental equipment and instruments, lunch boxes every day.
Odds and ends, Han Xiaoman didn't bother to calculate. She was afraid that if she counted it, the cost would not even be 30 million.
Although the previous "First Love" and "Crazy Perfume" are such small-budget movies, they are even more models of small and broad.
Zhou Mu's third small-budget movie should still be profitable.
After all, the cost is small, and with his appeal, in the first two days of release, the box office will definitely break 100 million, breaking even.
But as the saying goes, there are no more than three things......
What's more, when he was still in the ring with Mo Huaixuan, the public thought that Zhou Mu was also filming Zhang Bo's biopic.
After walking into the cinema, I found that I had been fooled.
The fate of selling dog meat on the head of a sheep.
Attack it in groups.
Thinking of this, Han Xiaoman strengthened his confidence, "Uncle, don't say one billion in this movie, I'm afraid it won't even reach 300 million." ”
"Haha, you underestimate Director Zhou too much. ”
Han Yi shook his head, quite emotional, "Xiaoman, you don't understand ...... movie"
"I don't understand, you do?"
Han Xiaoman was not convinced, "Uncle, if I remember correctly, you have been in the industry for 20 years, and you have made cameo appearances in some TV series and online dramas." ”
"This is the only time you've been in a movie so far, right?"
Han Xiaoman said with a smile: "I only joined the crew two days ago, and I finished your role in two or three hours, but I didn't leave." I heard that the logistics team is considering charging you for a lunch box. ”
"Don't!"
Han Yi shook his fan, "Let's get down to business." ”
"I don't know about movies, but I know human nature. ”
He asked: "Xiaoman, do you usually go back to your lounge after filming your own scenes and don't pay attention to other people's plots?"
“...... What's there to focus on?"
Han Xiaoman defended: "There are few old actors in filming, and they are basically newcomers. I watched them film, and I couldn't increase my acting skills. And I'm tired from filming, so I need enough time to rest......"
"Okay, don't worry, I'm not criticizing you. ”
Han Yi waved his hand and asked again, "When you were filming my scene, did you watch it?"
“...... Looked. A smile appeared on Han Xiaoman's face.
Han Yi asked, "Is it funny?"
“...... It's not funny. Han Xiaoman hurriedly restrained his smile.
"Tell the truth. ”
Han Yi said angrily: "Don't think that when I was filming, I didn't see you smiling so much that you even showed your teeth." ”
"Why!"
Han Xiaoman subconsciously covered her mouth, then reacted, and said coquettishly: "Uncle, don't blame me, it's mainly yours...... The performance was fantastic. ”
"Look, you think it's wonderful. ”
Han Yi immediately said: "According to my observation, there are also visits, and in this movie, similar highlights abound. ”
"I don't know anything about art, I don't know anything elegant, I just know that a movie that makes people laugh and laugh very happily is a good movie. Even in the eyes of some, this is a vulgar comedy. ”
Han Yi said meaningfully: "Xiaoman, there are many films on the market, but among the highest-grossing movies, there must be a place for comedies. ”
“...... His last film seems to be a comedy, black humor. ”
Han Xiaoman said quietly: ""Crazy Perfume" not only has a high box office, but also a low evaluation. I don't understand, why doesn't he follow this routine, he has to ...... . ”
"Who knows. ”
Han Yi disagreed, "Talented people always think differently. ”
“......”
Han Xiaoman was silent.
Her eyes turned and fell on Zhou Mu again, only to see him casually ordering, and the entire crew revolved around him, running in an orderly manner.
For a while, her emotions were also a little complicated. Caught off guard, Han Yi moved his pace, blocking her vision.
"Don't look at ......"
Han Yi shook his fan and said bluntly: "You don't have a chance." ”
Han Xiaoman's gaze dodged, and he said angrily: "Uncle, what are you talking about, why can't I understand...... What do you mean no chance?"
"Huh. ”
Han Yi's voice lowered again, "According to the filming process, the crew can finish today, and a finale banquet will be arranged in the evening, and Xu Qinglime will come." ”
Han Xiaoman was inexplicable, "She will come as soon as she comes, isn't it normal to pay more attention to her company's movies?"
"Huh!"
Han Yi mentioned again, "I visited the class three times a month, don't you think this frequency is too frequent?"
"What do you mean......" Han Xiaoman's eyes widened in disbelief.
Han Yi smiled and said nothing, in fact, this is what he said nonsense, whether others believe it or not, anyway, if the niece suspects it.
Haha, I'm such a genius!