Chapter 422: A Beautiful New Era
As he spoke, Liu Jianfeng had already made himself clean and slippery, wrapped in a bathrobe, and felt a sense of ease in removing all the pressure and baggage.
Ji Yuxuan turned around cautiously and said, "You are really obedient, let you change it, you will change it, let you wash it, you will wash it, don't you ask the reason?"
"What's the point?" Liu Jianfeng said with a smile: "The marriage between our nobles, as long as there is the order of our parents, it is equivalent to husband and wife, isn't it normal for a wife to invite her husband to take a bath together?"
"Don't you use this kind of classical Chinese translation to force me to talk, okay?" Ji Yuxuan said depressedly: "Besides, you are a fart nobleman." ”
"Why don't I count, my shoes are more than 3,000 yuan, and I wear them on my feet every day, isn't this expensive?" Liu Jianfeng said seriously: "Moreover, I really don't know what you two are pursuing, there are courtyards worth tens of millions here, and there are hot springs in your own backyard, rice and noodles into warehouses, coal into stacks, gold and silver into money, tickets into knives, piles of cash, mules and horses, chickens and ducks into fences, fish and shrimp into pools, brocade clothes into sets, colored satin boxes, hairpin rings in pairs, treasures into lifts, and finished food products......
What else is there to pursue in such a family, the so-called nobility is not also glory and wealth. ”
"Hey, you're still going to talk?" Ji Yuxuan said with a smile.
"Not only will I praise the residence, but I will also praise the long-lost praise of the beauty, such as you, the sinking fish and the geese, the closed moon and the shy flowers, the country and the city, thousands of charming, bright eyes and bright teeth, light sweeping Emei, glamorous and refined, fragrant skin and jade skin, graceful and graceful, beautiful and shocking, Ting Xiu Ya charming and colorful, glamorous, fairy jade bones...... ”
Ji Yuxuan waved her hand and said, "Okay, I'll talk about the rest later." ”
The rest? This time it was Liu Jianfeng's turn to be dark and bitter, this is addictive, so much is not enough.
"You don't think about it, I'll invite you to take a bath, and you will have to change your clothes here before you go. Ji Yuxuan said.
"I don't need to think about it, I must have wanted me to leave all my personal belongings behind, and then they could sneak in and rummage through the pair of tears of mercy. Liu Jianfeng said indifferently.
Ji Yuxuan was stunned: "It turns out that you know everything, then you are still pretending to be confused." ”
"There is a beautiful woman who invites you to play in the water with mandarin ducks, don't you agree?" Liu Jianfeng rolled his eyes and asked: "Anyway, there is nothing here, just flip it casually." ”
Liu Jianfeng had basically guessed that he was a thief and wanted to wait for an opportunity to move since Yan Jingsheng had been staying with him for a stay, and Ji Yuxuan was a hot spring and a bathrobe as soon as he appeared, how could he not understand.
"They must already know about the tears of mercy, just now my mother and I knocked on the side again, obviously they attach great importance to this thing, so they made this decision, let me out, let me accompany you to the hot springs. Ji Yuxuan said anxiously: "If I can't find this, I'm afraid there will be other incidents, and I found that there seems to be something wrong with my mother." ”
"What's wrong?" asked Liu Jianfeng.
"I can't say it, I always feel depressed and worried, especially the jade chopsticks that she just dined were also prepared by her, and there is also the meaning of tears. Ji Yuxuan said that her biological mother, she is still very concerned.
Liu Jianfeng said arrogantly: "What's the big deal, middle-aged couples have no choice but to shave their heads and pick their heads hot." ”
"What do you mean?" asked Ji Yuxuan.
"Do you still need to ask, women are thirty like wolves, forty are like tigers, fifty are like wolves and tigers, and men are twenty galloping, thirty are Microsoft, forty are Panasonic, and fifty is left with associations!"
"Phew!" Ji Yuxuan took a sip and said, "Hurry up." ”
Liu Jianfeng happily followed Ji Yuxuan to the backyard, I have to say that Yan Jingsheng's mansion is too good, the standard courtyard building, the backyard also has its own natural hot spring, just because of the discovery of the hot spring, a hot spring house was specially built, the pool is built according to the appearance of Huaqing Pond, and there are many green landscapes around, lush, as if in nature.
Liu Jianfeng has recently been a little inert in Lin Zirou's laboratory, and it is easy to go from thrift to luxury.
He took off his bathrobe and glanced at Ji Yuxuan, who was also seeing it, and then the two said in unison, "Are you sick?"
After being stunned for a moment, he said in unison: "Why are you not wearing clothes?"
"Why are you wearing a bathing suit?"
Different expectations naturally have different disappointments.
"How can anyone take a bath and get dressed?" Liu Jianfeng looked at Ji Yuxuan's one-piece swimsuit, speechless, not only one-piece, but also conservative, not only has a skirt underneath, but also a base underneath, and the top is wrapped to the collarbone.
"How can anyone take a bath without clothes?" Ji Yuxuan has her own understanding of this, usually women do not have baths, even if they wash at home, it is not recommended for women to use baths, because of the special physiological structure, it is easy to lead to bacterial invasion.
Don't think that the high-end bathing women's bathroom can soak in the pool as much as it is, that's not a good thing, but many people are more likely to be infected when they take a mixed bath.
The difference between the sexes was reflected at this time, Ji Yuxuan didn't dare to look at Liu Jianfeng, so she could only stomp her feet and shout: "You either put it on, or you can get into the water quickly." ”
Liu Jianfeng walked into the pool with a smile, the water was clear and warm, soaked in it, as if flying in the clouds, it was really comfortable.
But Liu Jianfeng's point of view is always unique, he soaked in the water, looked at Ji Yuxuan by the pool, and said: "Huaqing walks to enjoy Li Mountain, Chu Chu's body is carved like a jade ring." Thinking about Xuanzong's pampering, he bathed in the hot springs. ”
Ji Yuxuan rolled her eyes and looked at him, and said, "How proud you are, you can even drag the text, it's the stinky hooligan who envies the Yan Fu of the ancient emperor." ”
"No, no, no. Liu Jianfeng said seriously: "I am sighing at the good of the new era, and the people are really in charge." Think about it, in ancient times, only the emperor could build a bath and bathe with his concubines.
In our new era, there are countless hot springs of all kinds, and you can soak in the pool together with all kinds of fat swallows and thin girls, so that everyone can experience the emperor-like enjoyment, the great new era, I praise you!"
This made Ji Yuxuan unable to refute, this is indeed the embodiment of the progress of the times, especially the embodiment of equality between men and women, in ancient times, most of the women who washed this kind of mandarin duck were playthings, and now, most of the women are the ones who enjoy it more, so now many women will say when they introduce their interests and hobbies, they love travel, food, and even shopping as a hobby.
It shows that most of the thoughts of women, especially young women, are based on pleasure, and this so-called 'hobby' is actually one thing, spending money.
Of course, some women have successful careers and spend their own labor income, but the vast majority of women's hobbies are earned by men's labor.
Ji Yuxuan recently had a successful blind date, even if she was married to someone else in ancient times, she was considered a married woman, so her mother was much more lenient with her key, and she was also allowed to start contacting all kinds of fragmentary information on the Internet, so Liu Jianfeng found that she had some signs of developing in the direction of a female boxer.
However, letting her take a bath with Liu Jianfeng, even in the hot spring pool in a swimsuit, still made her feel shy and embarrassed.
People have a herd mentality, if you are at the beach, everyone is wearing a swimsuit, and you will be regarded as a hooligan if you wrap it tightly.
If you walk on the street, everyone is neatly dressed, you wear a swimsuit and come out, naturally it is immoral, of course, this is debatable, after all, in the summer, the street girls are dressed, sometimes less than the fabric of the swimsuit, it turned out to be immoral, now called fashion.
Moreover, Ji Yuxuan knew that today she concealed the matter of the tears of mercy, which was an official betrayal of the family, and the family was also very weird, Yan Jingsheng's unusual enthusiasm for Liu Jianfeng, as well as his mother's attitude of taking the initiative to let her daughter accompany her in the bath, and the melancholy in her eyes, it seemed that there was still a little sadness, this was by no means the emotion that a married girl should have, which made her feel strange.
Therefore, she felt that it was safer to stay with Liu Jianfeng, and finally went into the water slowly, but in this square pool, the two of them each occupied one end, far away.
Liu Jianfeng lazily soaked in the water, saw Ji Yuxuan running to the other end, and immediately pouted: "The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but soaking in the same pool, but you are wearing a swimsuit." ”
"Phew, don't spoil these beautiful verses. Ji Yuxuan said with a red face.
Liu Jianfeng said with a smile: "I also want to say that the red walls and green tiles surround Lishan, and the three glasses of wine are drunk with jade rings." The concubines laughed and sang and danced frequently. ”
"You're enough, just soak in a hot spring, and give you a whole poem. Ji Yuxuan said.
"With so much water, when it gets wet like this, it will naturally ......"
"Okay, don't talk!" Ji Yuxuan hurriedly stopped, knowing that there must be nothing good to say in the back without thinking about it.
What I didn't expect was that Liu Jianfeng was really so obedient, honestly closed his mouth, leaned against the pool wall, and took out a pair of black sunglasses from the bathrobe next to him and put them on his face.
Ji Yuxuan hurriedly soaked herself in the water, and even her neck didn't go in, only her head was floating on her face.
In this environment, he deliberately wears sunglasses, doesn't he just want people to know where his eyes are looking!
However, the facts are just with Ji Yuxuan's judgment and thoughts, Liu Jianfeng did not look at her, but simply looked at sunglasses.
Because, there was movement in his room.
After drinking, especially after drinking a lot of alcohol, it is absolutely not suitable to soak in hot springs, after drinking, people are already in a state of rapid heartbeat, accelerated blood circulation, and increased blood pressure, and hot springs also have such a role, under the dual effect, it is bound to increase the load on the heart, reduce the blood supply to the brain, faint at light, and sudden death at worst.
Not to mention soaking in hot springs, even if you take a bath after drinking, you should not take too long.
But they enthusiastically let themselves come to the hot springs, and specially asked Ji Yuxuan to accompany them to take a bath, isn't this just giving up the children to set the wolves, and giving up the daughters to set the hooligans!
In short, Liu Jianfeng will not refuse this request, and he specially asked him to change his clothes in the room and come again, this is obviously to leave him with all his belongings, this is Ji Yuxuan's home, they can naturally come and go at will.
Apparently trying to take advantage of the opportunity to steal from his room.
The plan was very clumsy, but it was still implemented because of Ji Yuxuan's charm and Liu Jianfeng's acting skills of pretending to be drunk before.
However, Liu Jianfeng installed a miniature camcorder equipment in the room, and the miniature in-ear headphones didn't even notice Ji Yuxuan, and the lens on the left side of the sunglasses is a monitor, which is a high-end product of Lin Zirou's company, which really makes you 'at a glance'.