Chapter 210: The right time, the right place, and the right people
Lin Zirou was very excited, the big doll more than two meters tall won three in one go, Liu Jianfeng carried one on his back and two in his arms, and finally could enjoy the treatment of opening his mouth with a handful of rice, Lin Zirou happily fed him fish balls.
She finally stopped holding the shelf, unloaded the burden, and returned to her true self, innocent and romantic like a little girl, she liked everything, everything was novel, her mouth was full of oily snacks, and more than a dozen rhinestone hairpins were worn on her head, still full of joy.
In particular, she adheres to a principle, that is, let Liu Jianfeng settle the bill, and he checks out everything he buys, and this habit must be cultivated.
Sitting at the stall and looking at those women checking out, they must all be husband and wife, and the men checking out are all couples in love, because after marriage, the men's money is handed over.
After discovering this small difference, Lin Zirou smiled back and forth, in a crowded place, there will always be all kinds of things happening, such as a small couple is quarreling, the man blames his girlfriend for going out without makeup, and there will be a party for a while, and the man feels that his girlfriend has lost his face with no face.
Such disgusting words made the woman furious, and the two quarreled on the street, and in the end they naturally broke up unhappily, and it is unknown whether the relationship can continue.
Lin Zirou was very angry about this, thinking that it was an unforgivable sin for a man to only look at his appearance and treat a woman as a foil prop to add glory to himself, and this kind of man should slap him a few times and then break up completely.
There are those who disrespect their girlfriends, and naturally there are also women who disrespect their boyfriends, because her boyfriend forgot her birthday and did not prepare gifts, and the woman was so angry that she asked her boyfriend to kneel down for her in the street.
In front of the public, this is simply a great shame, but the man really knelt down, so angry that Liu Jianfeng trembled, and he wanted to kill him with one shot, so as not to embarrass the man.
It's just that this kind of is not something that outsiders can manage, Lin Zirou just scolded the cheap man who scolded his girlfriend for not wearing makeup, and now he is speechless when he sees a woman so domineering and rude.
Sitting at the barbecue stand, I asked for a bottle of cold beer and poured it down to dissipate my anger.
There were a few boys chatting next to him, and he also took advantage of kneeling down just now and said: "The current ladies are too fucking domineering, Lao Tzu would rather be single than pursue them, it is completely to block himself and cost money." ”
A boy next to him took a sip of wine, and immediately said: "It's not, I asked a girl out a few days ago, shopping, eating, watching movies, and buying some things, it cost me more than a thousand times a day, but I didn't even get my fucking hand, I contacted on WeChat in the past two days, and people directly sent me a good person card, saying that the two of us are not suitable, don't contact in the future, I'll fuck it, Lao Tzu's money, it's a pity to waste this energy." ”
Another boy said: "You are not bad, the girl I asked before, a day is also eating, drinking, and having fun with gifts, it cost me more than eight hundred, and I didn't even let my hand touch, the more I think about it at night, the more depressed I am that the Qinglou is looking for a girl, and guess what, I met this girl I made an appointment again, and it was only four hundred and ninety-nine ...... to enjoy her full service here."
Everyone laughed, with a little helplessness in the laughter, Liu Jianfeng was also laughing and drinking on the side, Lin Zirou was red-faced and didn't know what to say.
"Today's women are troublesome, they want money, loyalty, romance, and refinement, they want rights, and they don't want to abide by their obligations, and they are domineering, in fact, to put it bluntly, men to women, isn't it just to snap those things, if there is no such thing, men are still more fun to play with men. ”
"What are you laughing at?" Lin Zirou asked Liu Jianfeng in a low voice, "Do you think so too?"
Liu Jianfeng shook his head like a rattle, and said: "What they say is too extreme, men and women are together, different ages have different experiences, such as the ignorant first love when I was a teenager, it is sweet and youthful love, the love is burning passionately when I am young, I enjoy the warmth brought by each other in middle age, and I rely on each other in old age."
Therefore, men and women are together mainly because of the emotional needs more, as for the popping is one of the important parts, the first love is the stimulation of stealing the forbidden fruit, the passion of youth, the interest of middle age, and the vitality of old age, which complements the feelings.
Having sex without love is the behavior of a beast, but having love without sex is like dead wood without water, and it is absolutely impossible. ”
"You damn thing, for this bit of, there are a bunch of big truths. Lin Zirou said angrily: "What kind of feelings do you have to talk about, you clearly don't take me to heart, and you just want to snap." ”
"Haha...... It's the same way around, you didn't take me to heart at all, otherwise why don't you snap with me?" Liu Jianfeng immediately replied: "Life is short, let's be happy in time, not to mention the beautiful scenery of today's good day, it should be ...... before the moon."
"How many times have you spent it, how many times have you made an appointment?" Lin Zirou suddenly asked.
This is a typical nonsense, and it is too blunt to divert his gaze, Liu Jianfeng smiled bitterly: "I swear to God, I am still a yellow flower." ”
"I don't even believe in punctuation. Lin Zi said: "I can guarantee it, and I can also prove my purity, because there is that layer of purity film, how can you prove it as a big man?"
"It can only be proven by practice. Liu Jianfeng said: "According to scientific research on expressions, men are often short for the first time because of nervousness, excitement and inexperience. ”
"Get out!" Lin Zirou scolded fiercely, this kind of proof is really a shame that he can think of it and say it.
But it was unprecedented.
She is scolding on her lips, ashamed in her heart, but she doesn't feel excessive, although she has no experience in love, she is not a fool, she has never eaten pork but has seen pigs run.
Although Liu Jianfeng is flamboyant, he makes things clear, that is, he is worried about slapping with you, but he patiently focuses on persuasion and fooling.
And Lin Zirou knows and has seen that other men have manipulated their hands and feet, shamelessly taking advantage, and kicking their noses and faces when they find an opportunity, that is what she hates.
And then there are those hypocrites who never mention anything affectionate, and always pretend to respect women and look sanctimonious, which is really hypocritical.
"Okay, you don't have to fool me, this kind of thing always has to be in the right place at the right time, naturally, and it will come naturally. Lin Zirou's face was slightly red and said, in fact, she had already accepted it in her heart, and she was ready to entrust her for life, but she was compromised after being fooled by him.
Liu Jianfeng didn't open his mouth yet, and suddenly saw several people walking towards this side, all young men and women, one of the girls came over generously, handed over a box of ultra-thin 0.03 safety 'raincoats', and said: "Hello Mr. and Madam, we are a sex toy company, giving away family planning supplies for free, reminding you to pay attention to safety, eugenics." ”
Liu Jianfeng took the ultra-thin and immediately said to Lin Zirou: "This is the will of heaven, right?"
Lin Zirou blushed and glanced at him, got up and left.
Liu Jianfeng laughed and followed, and saw Lin Zirou entering a shopping mall, night activities were in full swing, especially an electrical appliance store, and the city's TV station jointly held a host to help bargain programs, bargaining on the spot, and buying on the spot, the price will be much lower, and there are many people cheering.
Lin Zirou ran over in a panic, the TV set displayed next to him was playing the animal world, and Mr. Zhao said in a deep and magnetic voice: "Spring is blooming, everything is recovering, and it is the season of glue matching, and the air is filled with the smell of hormones......"
"That's strong enough to imply, people can't be damn you. Liu Jianfeng said with a smile.
Lin Zirou's face was red like fire, and she quickly walked to the mobile phone counter, ready to buy the latest mobile phone, as the president has a lot of entertainment, and must keep up with the trend of the times, which are all business needs, not to mention that recently everyone has been supporting painting, supporting domestic products, and supporting local technology.
Buying a mobile phone is as simple as buying a box of matches for Lin Zirou, the key is that after buying, the waiter who opened the ticket said enthusiastically: "Congratulations, Miss, you bought the hundredth mobile phone today, the company has regulations on promotion, the hundredth consumer, will give an experience coupon for the honeymoon room of Hexi Hotel, a warm and romantic waterbed honeymoon room, you can experience the fun of honeymoon with your boyfriend in advance." ”
"Haha......" Liu Jianfeng immediately laughed when he heard it, and directly grabbed the experience coupon, the left hand is free ultra-thin, and the right hand is a free room coupon: "The time and place are all right, I'm sorry for this good luck if I don't go." ”
Lin Zirou was also speechless, how could it be so coincidental, one scene after another, she really forced herself to dedicate herself.
glared at Liu Jianfeng, naturally he couldn't compromise so cheaply, took his mobile phone and walked out, there were too many people at the front door and fewer people at the back door.
As soon as I walked out of the back door of the mall, I saw a young couple kissing unscrupulously at the door, and I don't know why they were so crazy.
The unlucky Liu Jianfeng grinned behind him and said, "This is not human, it is simply a demonstration." ”
Lin Zirou bit her lip, simply stopped shopping, and walked directly to the underground parking lot, the driver Lao Zhang had already stored the car there, and went back first.
"Mr. Lin, don't go all the way, give me an explanation, we have the right time, place and people, should we have fun in time?" asked Liu Jianfeng as he walked.
Lin Zirou didn't interrupt at all, and sent it away quickly, the underground parking lot, the more you walked, the darker it became, and the colder it became, giving people a feeling of coldness and seclusion.
Lin Zirou quickly found her car, took out the key and was about to unlock it, when she suddenly heard footsteps, and a security guard was walking briskly: "Hello Miss, is this car yours?"
Lin Zirou nodded, a little unclear, the security guard said: "Just now a master drove it, and he specially instructed me to give this thing to you when you come over." ”
Lin Zirou was even more blindsided, and she didn't understand what the driver Lao Zhang had, and she had to ask the security guard to hand it over to herself.
Seeing that the other party was about to stretch out her hand, she also subconsciously stretched out her hand, only to see that the other party quickly stuffed an object into her hand, and let the back security guard turn around for a long time, extremely fast.
Lin Zirou only felt that it was cold and a little heavy, and when she looked at it, she was shocked, it turned out to be a grenade!