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"Ladies and gentlemen, today the association has the honor to invite Qin Fairy to play the honor, Qin Fairy is a rare legato three, I want to announce a very important thing for the association and even for the entire Chinese woodworking community, we are fortunate to find Lu Sheng's successor, and I am honored to invite him to deign to join the association as the honorary president, please use warm applause to invite Lu Sheng's successor Mr. He Peng!"

Jiao Yuanqing shouted in the highest voice.

After a burst of stunned applause, people had heard that there would be a major event announced today, but they did not expect it to be such exciting news, the descendants of Lu Shengmen, who had disappeared for thousands of years, and the inheritors of the ancestors of all carpenters, Lu Ban, who was still in the world! How could he not be excited as a member of the carpenter's business?

People are looking for it.

He Peng stood up slightly embarrassed and walked on stage shyly.

"Is he? this young man?"

Everyone but the people in the front row of chairs looked at him in disbelief, this young and somewhat shy man could be the one who was about to bring a great earthquake to the carpentry world?

"Ah, hello everyone, I'm sorry to disappoint you, I'm not as handsome as I imagined. He Peng said a joke lightly.

Everyone laughed.

"Impossible, he is a liar, he can't be a descendant of Lu Sheng, I have investigated him!" Li Qi suddenly rushed to the stage with emotion, pointed at He Peng face to face and said: "He is just a child of an ordinary peasant family in the mountainous area, he has not even graduated from junior high school, and his life in the first twenty years was farming, mischief, peeking at widows taking baths, how can he be a descendant of Lu Sheng without even a carpenter in their village? He is a liar!"

Jiao Yuanqing was furious.

"Bastard, I personally inspected the door master's ring, and Deacon Tang of this association saw with his own eyes that the wooden bird made by President He was hovering, this matter cannot be fake, if you talk nonsense again, we are welcome. ”

"Impossible, you must have been deceived, Lu Shengmen has not appeared for a thousand years, and the inheritance must have been broken, otherwise how could it disappear for a thousand years?" Li Qi didn't care about Jiao Yuanqing's warning, and continued: "He must be a liar, otherwise he will show evidence to prove in public that this matter is not a matter of the Binhai Carpenters Association, and the reputation of the entire carpentry community in China cannot tolerate the slightest mistake or omission, please verify it in public!"

"You...... Someone! Knock him out for me. ”

"Slow down, President Jiao, since someone doubts my identity, it's better to verify it on the spot. He Peng sneered and said, "So as not to slander us everywhere." ”

Jiao Yuanqing's face turned pale, and he said: "This is too wronged President He." ”

"It's okay, Li Qi, since you have proposed to verify it, then tell me how to verify it, I have a word first, the door master ring needs a specific ceremony to be invited, so it can't be displayed in public here, otherwise it will be disrespectful to the Lu saint, the second flying wooden bird has been given away by me, and I can't show it to you, as for the rest, you can draw it down." ”

Li Qi said in his heart, He Peng must have colluded with Jiao Yuanqing, otherwise these two things can't be taken out, and if they are fake, they are fake, he is not even a junior carpenter, how can he be a descendant of Lu Sheng. So he said: "Okay, I'll just say something simple, if you are really the heir of Lu Sheng, you can always tell the names of the previous heirs, and the reason why Lu Shengmen disappeared for thousands of years." ”

Everyone was curious about this and listened with their ears pricked up.

He Peng smiled: "Naturally, you can, but the reason is too terrifying, I'm afraid that you will be scared if I say it." He Peng said in his heart, since he wants to lie, the more bizarre he wants to say, the more like a lie, and if he makes it up too ordinary, it will be more suspicious.

"I also ask President Ho to speak, and I will wait for this to record and make up for that unknown history. A thin old man in the front seat took out a pen and paper to take notes.

He Peng said in his heart, it seems that this story will not only deceive today, but also withstand the test of history.

"Okay, but I have one request, that is, you must not spread the word about these things I am told, otherwise the Carpenters' Association may be in great trouble!"

After speaking, he continued without waiting for everyone to agree: "Indeed, as Li Gongzi said, my life in the first twenty years was nothing more than going to school, farming, and playing in the mountains, which is no different from every child in the mountains, the only difference is that I had an adventure. Seven years ago, I was catching hares in the mountains, and while digging through the hare's hole, I accidentally found a coffin. ”

"Wow! coffin!" Everyone was shocked, and it seemed that the story had a tendency to develop like a ghost story, and some timid girls quietly leaned towards the boys next to them.

"What happened later?" asked a boy who proudly hugged the girl next to him, eager for He Peng to tell some super scary stories.

Li Qi sneered: "According to the routine of lying and deceiving people, your next story should be that you found the inheritance of the Lu Shengmen Immortal in the coffin, hahaha, naΓ―ve!"

Many people also had a disappointed expression.

He Peng smiled: "I hope so, but that incident is far stranger than the story you said." ”

"In our hometown, the mountain people are simple, digging graves and digging graves is absolutely not done, and the style of the coffin is very weird, and the whole body is painted gold and red looks very new as if it has just entered the ground, but there has been no death in the village for a long time, I was startled, and thought that I had encountered something unclean, so I quickly kowtowed and ran all the way home.

I didn't want it to rain heavily on the road, and the road was muddy, so I panicked and fell into a ravine, and when I woke up, I went to a cave, with a fire around me, and a robe covered with a robe, but the style of the robe was not the same as it is now, but the style of the Tang Dynasty, and I only found out about it later when I watched the TV series. And the most amazing thing is that there are some words written on the ground. ”

"What word? But you were rescued by a master from outside the world, and he taught you peerless martial arts?" asked the young man Han Feng impatiently.

"I was indeed saved, but I am not a master of the world, I can't say what it is, and I ask you to help me think about it and answer my doubts over the years. The words on the ground are written in Lishu, and I can only half-guess some of the contents, probably: I am the 127th generation of Lu Shengmen's descendants, who lost Tiancheng, and lived in the coffin of the seven souls due to serious injuries. ”

"Wow!"

"What happened later? Later, did the Gong lose Tiancheng teach you the Lu Shengmen Divine Technique?"

"Losing the world?" an old man looked thoughtful.

This Gongyi Tiancheng is the last master of the door that He Peng can find, and he is just talking about him.

He Peng said: "The teacher lost Tiancheng did not appear again, when I woke up, there was a lot of carpentry knowledge in my mind, thinking that the teacher was already a fairy-like figure when I was in a coma and entered this knowledge into my brain, otherwise I really don't know how to explain this thing." ”

"I see!" The old man who was thinking suddenly opened his eyes, "President He, you are actually the apprentice of the old ancestor of the public defeat, ...... You...... Your generation is too high, please be worshiped by the old man!"

The old man was so old that when he bowed, the others were embarrassed to sit and fell to their knees. He Peng pretended to help one by one, and his heart blossomed: "Haha, the story made up by Lao Tzu is okay, I won't say that he is a fairy, you can guess for yourself." ”

He Peng said: "Please also keep it a secret, the world is now forbidden to say ghosts and gods, don't be framed by people with intentions, we are a cult organization."

There is a lot of speculation in people's hearts, but no one doubts the truth of the story, because if you want to deceive people, there is no need to deceive people with such an incredible thing, and besides, is it possible to pretend to learn carpenter skills in a coma?

Ouyang Jianye also thought of this, he jumped out and said: "Since you said that you have mastered the carpentry technique in a coma, then you can show it on the spot, if you are really skilled, we will believe you, otherwise it is a fake." ”

"Not good!" a coquettish cry suddenly sounded. But it was Wang Xinyi who stood up suddenly.

Wang Xinyi walked a few steps to the stage, and everyone below looked at a stunning beauty, and couldn't help but wonder first, who is this woman? What is she going to do?

Wang Xinyi and He Peng stood side by side and said: "President He has already shown carpentry skills, if you know how to do it, you can see the way, but you and that Li Qi have repeatedly made trouble, obviously full of hostility to President He, how noble is President He's identity, how can you do whatever you tell you to do?"

"Wang Xinyi, don't you dare to let him show his ugliness for fear of exposing his identity, or as long as he kneels down and calls grandpa three times, I will let him go!" Li Qi was complacent, thinking that He Peng had been forced into a desperate situation.

Wang Xinyi said with a smile: "President He is naturally not afraid to show you his skills, but at the gathering of my Binhai Carpenters Association, outsiders have repeatedly questioned the honorary president of our association, which is undoubtedly looking down on us, and you have the courage to let the honorary president of the Binhai Carpentry Association kneel down for you at the gathering of the Carpentry Association, you are really either living enough or insulting our Carpentry Association!" No matter how magnanimous President He is, he doesn't care about you juniors, but don't you really pay some price, is it really that there is no one in my carpentry association?"

Wang Xinyi is beautiful and her language is inflammatory, and some people immediately echoed her.

"Yes, to make them pay, our association is not for outsiders to bully if they want!"

"Yes, let them kowtow!"

"Let them call us grandpa!"

"Saw this turtle son!"

For a while, Ouyang Jianye and Li Qi were inevitably flustered, for fear that the crowd would be excited and do something out of the ordinary.

He Peng smiled and waved his hand: "Everyone, people question my skills, I have to show something, but I shouldn't have some color, otherwise I will really bully us." ”

"Yes, the president is right! If you want to see a show, you must have a colorful head!"

Ouyang Jianye sneered: "Okay! What are you betting on?" You can say it, but we have to say what kind of skills you show, you Lu Sheng's descendant won't just want to get some gadgets to fool around!"

Wang Xinyi saw He Peng open his mouth to agree, so she hurriedly stopped him: "What if he is too tricky?"

He Peng pursed his lips and smiled, and said indifferently: "Even if he lets him come over, Lao Tzu will treat all kinds of disobedience!"