944, blow, blow Chen Dong for me!
Middle-aged parents are thinking about firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, and they don't have the energy to chase stars anymore, and it is difficult to understand this kind of "fanatical fan", so they are very puzzled by their son Xiaoou's behavior.
Xiao Ou didn't have time to explain to his parents now, so he finally calmed down, and immediately ran along the sidewalk to the quiet river.
In addition to the old people walking here, there are also couples in love, the river reflects the lights of thousands of homes on the bank, from time to time there are small cruise ships honking their horns passing by, and the tide "lala" lapping on the embankment.
The summer breeze was mixed with the smell of beer, and Xiao Ou suddenly felt that the scenery tonight was too charming.
Strange, why didn't you notice it just now?
However, no matter how beautiful the scenery is, it is far from being as happy as sharing happiness with the "shell fans".
Xiao Ou hurriedly opened the Guoke community, and sure enough, ten minutes ago, Chen Hansheng's post was all questioned, and now it has been replaced by overwhelming praise:
"Chen Dong is awesome, he really deserves to be my idol!"
"Chen Dong's impassioned tone makes my heart surge, one day is a shell fan, and a lifetime is a shell fan!"
"I've watched this video more than 20 times, what about you?"
"Floated by more than thirty times. ”
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These are serious and affirmative posts, and of course there are some masters who "everyone is drunk and I am sober, and everyone is turbid and I am clear":
"I don't know what you're excited about, I've never doubted it anyway. ”
"Me too, I should eat and play, I never took that junk information to heart. ”
"Therefore, the truth is in the hands of a few people, you should quickly withdraw your fans, you are not worthy of being a fan of Guohu!"
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There are also some penitents, which are also indispensable:
"I questioned Chairman Chen, and now I sincerely apologize, I'm sorry. ”
"I also posted today questioning Guoke and Chen Dong, I'm sorry +1. ”
"I sent this passage out with red eyes, or a high school student who doesn't have much pocket money, and when I go to college, I must buy a Guoke mobile phone to support it. ”
"High school students, don't sneak online, hurry up and go to self-study at night!"
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Finally, there's another super silly post.
With such a large daily activity in the Guoke community, there are often remarks like "Barcelona can choose five people, can you play our school football team?" or "After practicing boxing for three years, I feel that Bruce Lee is not my opponent".
In the end, these posts were all replied to more than 10,000 times without exception, becoming the classic mascot of the Guoke community.
Another one appeared today, with only three words in the title, "Call Dad".
It reads as follows:
Chen Dong was detained in South Korea, I think Chen Dong committed a crime in South Korea, and my roommate believed in Chen Dong from beginning to end? So let's make a bet? Whoever loses will come to the community to post and call each netizen who replies "Dad".
Although for this result? Am I losing my heart to take orally? Chen Dong is awesome! China is rising!
However, I still hope that this post sinks.
The end result? The landlord failed to do so, because it was less than half an hour? It has become a hot post with more than 4,000 replies.
This landlord's personality is also strong? Really called "Daddy" from floor to floor.
"This idiot!"
Xiao Ouxiao's snot bubbles were about to come out, and of course he also left a message on that post.
It's all young people, who doesn't want to have more than one son?
But after laughing, Xiao Ou suddenly found that the mobile phone page of the Guoke community jumped a few times? Then it went blank for a moment.
"Collapsed again!"
Xiao Ou scratched his head in annoyance? It's not the first time that the Guoke community has collapsed today, this time because of that video, it was once again squeezed and collapsed by netizens who heard the news.
"What is the fat man doing. ”
Xiao Ou blamed Huang Liqian, the chief engineer of the network department: "If it collapses like this a few more times, people will think that the quality of our shells is not good!"
At this moment, Xiaoou seems to have become the director of Guoke Electronics? helped Chen Hansheng condemn Huang Liqian.
In fact, this can't be blamed on Lao Huang, now the total number of Chinese netizens is less than 60 million? It stands to reason that a server that can host 5 million people online at the same time, is that absolutely enough? Who would have thought of such a thing?
At present, it is also the website that checks the scores after the college entrance examination, so there is this kind of "treatment".
"Smack!"
Xiao Ou killed a blood-sucking mosquito? A small red bag gradually bulging up on the leg? But he didn't care? Still brushing the husk community over and over again.
How to describe this mood, if you describe it in the LOL competition 10 years later, it is that your favorite team has achieved good results in the World Championship, or your favorite player has 5 kills on the big stage.
At this time, as a fan, not only do you want to blow yourself, but you also have to find a place to watch others blow.
The harder others blow, the happier Xiao Ou became, so the post in the Guoke community was refreshed so quickly just now, Xiao Ou had to try to reply with a "(*^▽^*)" expression.
But now the web page has crashed, and it is estimated that it will not be able to recover in ten minutes, so Xiaoou can only go to Baidu Tieba to take a look.
As a result, it's okay not to watch it, but I'm very angry when I see Xiaoou.
Because of those big post bars, some netizens not only did not praise Chen Hansheng, but also discussed with doubts:
A: I just saw the video, and I suspect that it is a bit of a fraud by Guoke Electronics.
B: Brother, I also have this idea, but if I question it a little in the Guoke community, some brainless fans immediately jump out to refute it.
C: Fruit shell community = fruit shell's own land, no fun.
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Of course, it's not all this kind of remarks, because there are also Guoke fans who also mix it, or even if they are not Guoke fans, they are also very unhappy with this kind of talk.
"This is a publicly released video, how can it be fake?"
"I've checked, Samsung does have a business consultant named Zheng Baoxu, and the photos and videos are exactly the same. ”
"Some people upstairs are too cheap, the Guoke community is the gathering place of our shell fans, we are all very excited now, but you run over to question at this time, you don't want a mother, you don't have a mother!"
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"It's so cool!"
Xiao Ou couldn't help but clench his fists.
Xiao Ou doesn't scold, but he is very refreshing when he sees others spitting fragrant mouths, especially the humorous and free boss Chen Hansheng, every time he launches a product conference, Xiao Ou has a feeling of listening to cross talk.
"Baidu will be finished sooner or later. ”
Xiao Ou closed the post bar and silently came to a conclusion.
It's not just that Tieba netizens say bad things about Chen Hansheng, Xiaoou feels that Baidu's management is too loose, and he doesn't know how to correctly guide the three views of netizens, although it is now known as the "BAT" troika, if it continues like this, it will be replaced sooner or later.
"If only the husk was replaced, it would be called GAT!"
When Xiao Ou was thinking nonsense, the Guoke community had returned to normal, and Xiao Ou was once again immersed in the joyful and satisfying behavior of "watching others blow fruit shells".
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If this is just a corner of the Internet, in the real world, the heavyweight newspaper "Yangtze Evening News", which was released with a delay of one hour, has a front-page headline "Documenting Chen Jun's life in South Korea?
The author is actually the editor-in-chief Liu Hua, who is a cultural person, and he comes out as soon as he mentions the realm of the pen, and he also has the flavor of Republic of China literature:
I met Chen Jun at a cocktail party, when Guoke's first mobile phone had just been released, and Chen Junzhi was so proud that he was holding a glass and inviting wine everywhere.
I am not strong enough to drink, but I am also glad to see such a scene, the wisdom of the youth is the wisdom of the country, the wealth of the youth is the wealth of the country, the strength of the youth is the strength of the country, Chen Jun has achieved something at a young age, which reflects the inclusiveness of our society.
It is true that Chen Jun is arbitrary and frivolous, high-profile and proud, but this kind of character shows that it is impossible for him to steal chickens and dogs in South Korea.
I am convinced that the truth will come out, and I wish Chen Jun all the best.
This is the attitude of the official media in Eastern Jiangsu Province, many people smell the smell of ink on the newspaper, and slowly understand the deep meaning behind this news.
In addition, those netizens who questioned the falsification of the video were also scared by an "accident" and did not dare to squeak.
At around 9 p.m. Korea time, one of the protagonists of the video, Jung Bo-wook, a former Samsung management consultant, committed suicide at the Han River Bridge.
In front of him, he left a suicide note of apology.
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(There is still a chapter at about 8 o'clock tonight, remember to vote for the monthly ticket at the end of the month, and by the way, help Jiang Jiang push the book "Super Murderous Girlfriend Finds the Door".) )