Chapter 1: Welcome to Death
The most beautiful thing is the March day in the world, the winter cold is gone, the spring flowers are blooming, and it is a good time in the world.
Today is a good day for travel, marriage, and everything, and the streets exude the breath of spring.
Looking at the peach blossoms in front of her, the picture of spring love, and feeling the breath of love on her face, she can only use one word to describe her mood at the moment, that is-beep the dog.
Coming on, the boy and the girl leaned on each other, the young man was handsome, and he had a bookish temperament, just like the noble son who read poetry and books in ancient times, the girl had exquisite facial features, and her temperament was gentle and gentle, just like the boudoir daughter who was familiar with piano, chess, calligraphy and painting in ancient times, the two snuggled together that is the modern version of the talented and beautiful woman, envious of pedestrians.
If the boy is not her boyfriend who has just been dating for a month, and the girl is not her best friend, she will also find this scene very eye-catching, not dazzling.
Her name is Ye Fan, an ordinary person who has been neglected since childhood, grew up in a family with patriarchal thinking, and sadly is still ranked in the second position that is not embarrassing or embarrassing.
has long hair and bangs, his facial features can only be said to be upright and ordinary, he has no special talents, he sings with incomplete tones, his dancing limbs are uncoordinated, his academic performance is half a bucket of water, he has never pulled out the top, nor has he counted down, and he has never shaken the position of standing in the middle.
Six years of elementary school, three years of junior high school, three years of high school, it is estimated that there are only a handful of teachers and classmates who can remember her.
If you want to say that in the short and pale eighteen years of her Ye Fan, there are any strong colors that can attract the attention of others and enjoy that moment and a half, that is, she has an enviable, jealous and hateful school grass boyfriend Xie Junyi, and a goddess-level best friend He Yingying.
Life is really full of dog blood, she doesn't know how others react when they see their boyfriend and girlfriend together, she only knows that her palms are itchy at the moment, but her feet can't move as if they were irrigated, she just stood in place, watching the pair of dog men and women see her, and walk towards her briskly after being frightened.
"Xiao Fan, why are you here? Didn't you say that you were studying your homework at home?" He Yingying's voice was as sweet as ever, with a glutinous note at the end, and her expression was gentle, no different from before, naturally she had to think that the dazzling scene just now was just an illusion.
Obviously, it was not a hallucination, because the male protagonist of the incident spoke, and in a clear voice that had fascinated her in the past, he said apologetically: "Fanfan, I'm sorry, the person I have always loved is Yingying." ”
"Shunichi, don't say it. ”
"Yingying, I don't want to hide it anymore. Xie Junyi's tone was deep and resolute, "Fanfan, we have been childhood sweethearts since childhood, I have always regarded you as a sister, the person I love is Yingying, Yingying also loves me, she knows that you like me, so she has always rejected me, let me confess to you, and be with you well, but I can't lie to myself anymore, and I can't make Yingying sad anymore." ”
"I said don't say it, Junyi, you can't be so selfish, although we love each other, but Xiaofan is my best friend, as long as she is happy, I can do anything. ”
"Yingying, you're so kind......"
"Shunichi ......"
Tsk, what a pair of selfless lovers with great love, a good scene of touching sadomasochistic love, and she has become a third party who does not know how to lift up and does not measure herself in this relationship.
This is poking at her heart and liver again, stabbing her if she is a superfluous person?
The two were miserable and miserable, and after a sadistic performance, they finally remembered her, a superfluous person.
Seeing that they had been talking for a long time, Ye Fan didn't react at all, He Yingying's beautiful big eyes swept over the dark light, and she shouted eagerly: "Xiao Fan, why don't you make a sound, don't scare me, give me a reaction." ”
"Okay, I'll give you the reaction. Ye Fan raised her dark eyes and looked at her expressionlessly, and then before she could react, she slapped her pretty little face with a loud backhand, and at that moment, she felt a feeling that she had never felt before in her life-cool.
Syllable!
The crisp and loud slap not only stunned He Yingying, but also frightened Xie Junyi, and his first reaction was not that Ye Fan beat him in the heart, but that Ye Fan would actually beat someone? Or the kind that would beat without saying a word.
"Ah, Ye Fan, how dare you hit me?" He Yingying, who had never been beaten before, was annoyed and ashamed, changed the image of the goddess in the past, and let out a sharp and hideous scream.
This scream woke Xie Junyi up, and his first reaction was to frown, and then saw a dazzling slap mark on He Yingying's delicate face, which showed how hard this slap was.
"Yingying. Xie Jun screamed in distress and pushed Ye Fan away without mercy.
'Squeak...... 呲......'
"Ah......h
The car that braked rapidly, the delicate body that was hit was like a kite with a broken string, and the bright red blood instantly stained the ground red.
Ye Fan only felt the pain of being crushed all over her body for a moment, and then she fell into darkness completely, and when she saw the light again, she found herself floating in mid-air, the entire street below was in chaos, and at the scene of the tragic car accident, her body was soaked in a pool of blood for the onlookers to admire and take pictures.
That's right, her body, she was already dead, died on the spot.
At this moment, Ye Fan just wanted to say that if God gave her a chance to do it again, she would definitely give Xie Junyi, a cheap man, a backhand after rewarding He Yingying with a slap, damn it, it's too TM to lose.
'Drip...... Prevent...... Drip...... Du ......'
In the end, the owner of the car who hit her called 120, and he was considered a disaster, and then looked at the pair of dog men and women who killed her.
Ye Fan looked indifferently and coldly at the two people who pretended to run out of the crowd after the ambulance came, if it weren't for the number of witnesses at the scene who saw that the three of them were together, it is estimated that these two scum would have run away a long time ago.
Ye Fan felt that he was dead like this again, it was really cheap for these two dogs with human faces and beast hearts.
Don't you like her to follow them like a little follower to satisfy their perverted vanity, and then she will follow them day and night, all the time, even if she can't kill these two, she has to scare them into a nervous disorder, otherwise how to eliminate the hatred in her heart.
Just as Ye Fan was getting angry, the space around her suddenly waved, and a chicken nest on her head, wearing a long-sleeved shirt on her upper body, and a crooked tie, but wearing a strange Zhengtai with Peppa Pig pink shorts on her lower body, appeared in front of her, panting and shouting, and drove 108,000 miles.
Seeing that Ye Fan looked stupid on the spot, Qi Wei Zhengtai took a deep breath, straightened his crooked tie, and grinned two little tiger teeth: "Hello, little sister, welcome to death, I am your messenger of the afterlife, number SB045, will open the door to the afterlife for you, please be ready." ”
"You ......" As soon as Ye Fan spit out a word, a black mist vortex appeared above his head out of thin air, and a thick door covered with heavy yin qi and resentment appeared out of thin air in the whirlpool, and as the door slowly opened, a powerful suction force sucked her in lightly, not even leaving her a last word.
I'm fork, you're SB, are you in a hurry to be reincarnated?
After sending Ye Fan away, the strange little Zhengtai eagerly took out a virtual mobile phone and clicked on it, and a sweet voice on the phone immediately sounded: Congratulations to SB045 for completing the merit system task - connecting 543.
SB045 exhaled first: "I finally made up for it at the last moment, and it was not in vain to cross thousands of miles." Then he lowered his face and muttered: "Ah, there are only 2 merits again, and now people are so unconscionable, they give bad reviews at every turn, and I am so dedicated to sending you to death, hum......"
The Temple of the Judgment of the Dead
Ye Fan looked around with a curious look at the place where he was in what looked like a modern office, and finally stared at an ancient plaque hanging on the wall behind his desk that was out of place with the environment, which read: Chachasi
This modern 'office' made her think that death in a car accident was just a dream.
Knock knock!
The office clerk sitting behind the desk knocked on the office desktop dissatisfiedly, he is the key point, this little girl came in and looked at it curiously, and looked at it, the beautiful and clear eyes showed admiration from time to time, but he ignored his dignified Zhou officials from beginning to end.
When he was a man, he was ignored, and he finally got a petty official in the Chacha Division, but he was ignored by the newcomer?
Only then did Ye Fan retract his wandering gaze and stare at Zhou Yan in surprise, his clear eyes seemed to say: Who are you? When were you here?
Zhou Official: "What should I do if I want to beat someone ......"?
"Ye Fan, born on the seventh day of July in the lunar calendar 2000, died on March 3, 2018 in the lunar calendar, his life has ended, he died in a car accident, and his life is ......"
Zhou Yan clicked on the tablet in front of the desk, gritted his teeth and read out Ye Fan's life, and finally glanced at her in surprise when he read her birthday.
Ye Fan silently listened to Zhou Yan reading her life with the voice of grinding her teeth, which can really be described in four words - light and tasteless.
How did she get to where she had been in for 18 years?
The family environment is one thing, and so is her own personality.
In the next life, she will never let herself live such a life again, although it will not be vigorous, but at least it must be colorful.
Just when Ye Fan was sighing about her life and looking forward to the afterlife, Zhou Yan finally finished her short and dull life, and then stretched out her hand to flick it on the office desktop, and a pitch-black stone ball appeared on the desk out of thin air.
"Routine, come here, put your hand on the spirit stone. Zhou Yi said casually, obviously this is really just a routine formality, and it doesn't make much sense.
Putting away the complicated emotions in his heart, Ye Fan floated forward very obediently and obediently, raised his right hand and put it on the spirit measuring stone, but there was no reaction.
When Zhou Yan saw it, he was not surprised, and when he was about to wave her hand to indicate that she could leave, he saw that the spirit stone of the lacquer stone lit up with a red light, and there was a faint golden thread flowing in the red light, but it was only a flash, making people think it was just an illusion.
At the moment when the red light was bright, the entire afterlife world suddenly shook violently, and this vibration went straight to the deepest part of the afterlife purgatory, in the forbidden prison where no immortals and no souls dared to set foot in, the loud sound of the chain vibration was accompanied by a distant sigh like from the wilderness: "You are back!"