400、Practical Teaching to Deal with Scumbag Girls (Medium)
Chen Hansheng took out the chat records between himself and Ye Qi, and Wang Zibo flipped from the first to the last, and found that the front were all very ordinary conversations, and there was nothing out of bounds.
is just a piece of information mixed in, Ye Qi is explaining her understanding of the relationship between men and women, she thinks that only when she has seen both parents can she be called a real boyfriend and girlfriend.
"It's normal overall, it's just a chat between friends, and an occasional meal or two. ”
Wang Zibo returned the phone to Chen Hansheng again.
Chen Hansheng asked Wang Zibo to close the office door so that the people downstairs would not hear it, and then said: "If I told you that Ye Qi has a college boyfriend, but there is no real breakup, what would you think?"
So, Chen Hansheng told him that he had seen Ye Qi and Zhang Eryu hugging when he was driving, and Zhang Eryu was cooking chicken soup for Ye Qi during his menstrual period, and he also pointed to the text message: "The reason why she explained so much was because she was worried that I would misunderstand." ”
"So what, maybe this is really people's positioning of the relationship between men and women, you can disagree, but you can't say that she wants to spare you. ”
Wang Zibo tried hard to explain, but he didn't understand why he wanted to explain to Ye Qi, who had never met before.
Chen Hansheng can understand that Wang Zibo helps Ye Qi explain, which is equivalent to helping Huang Hui explain on another level, so that he needs to be more comfortable, and the ultimate goal is actually to find a fig leaf for his behavior.
"I'll send a message to try, and you'll understand right away. ”
Chen Hansheng sat up straight and typed in a line of words with "da-da-da".
"Sister Xiao Ye, I feel like you a little bit. ”
With a "ding", the message was sent.
Wang Zibo's eyes widened: "You are neurotic, how can you confess directly like this, you have Xiaoyuer and Shen Youchu, what are you doing with this kind of message······
Chen Hansheng didn't speak, quietly listened to Wang Zibo's complaints, and when he finished speaking, Chen Hansheng raised two fingers lightly.
"First, Ye Qi won't accept it, but she won't explicitly refuse, I don't believe you wait and see;Second, you think I'm insane now, when you were courteous to Huang Hui, you were this stupid, understand?!"
Wang Zibo was stunned: "Where can I be so direct." ”
Chen Hansheng snorted coldly: "It's too much, it's just that it happened to you, so you can't notice it, when you look at me from the third angle, you know how stupid your behavior was." ”
After listening to Wang Zibo, he was silently immersed in the memories of the past, Chen Hansheng was half on the soft chair, and his fingers were "knocking" on the tabletop, which was both rhythmic and leisurely.
It's not like a confessed person at all, how it should be.
Wang Zibo was a little more nervous and impatient than Chen Hansheng, because there were some things that Wang Zibo didn't want to think about in the past, and would rather have them when they didn't happen, this ostrich mentality made him join the play more than Chen Hansheng.
"Why hasn't she returned?"
Wang Zibo asked with a frown.
Chen Hansheng looked at his watch: "It's only been three minutes, she is a reporter and an editor, she must be busy with something, but she will definitely reply when she sees it, and she won't procrastinate." ”
Wang Zibo was puzzled: "Why are you so sure?"
Chen Hansheng grinned: "Because Lao Tzu is not a poor B student like you, if you were as awesome as me back then, Huang Hui would reply to the message as quickly." ”
"Fuck, can you fuck me and fuck me!"
Wang Zibo scolded angrily.
Chen Hansheng was not angry, leisurely took out a cigarette and lit it, and asked Wang Zibo if he wanted it.
Wang Zibo waved his hand impatiently.
"Ding~"
After about five minutes, the message finally came.
Wang Zibo raised his head violently.
Chen Hansheng picked it up and glanced at it casually and handed it to Wang Zibo.
"Isn't Boss Chen busy today, I thought you had forgotten about me when you appeared on Jianye TV. As for your question, I don't think I can agree to it yet, because we don't know each other very well, so can you give me a little time to think about it?"
After reading it, Wang Zibo breathed a sigh of relief in his heart: "I think this is normal, this is a tactful refusal." ”
"A tactful refusal?"
Chen Hansheng smiled, picked up his mobile phone and sent another message: "It turns out that Sister Xiao Ye is so difficult to chase, then forget it." ”
Wang Zibo sneered: "People will definitely not reply to such a message of yours." ”
"Yes!"
Chen Hansheng nodded approvingly: "If you don't want to spare my girl, she will only feel angry and stop caring about it, but I'll make a bet with you, Ye Qi saw this message and replied in more than 2 minutes, I ······ this phone."
"Ding~"
For more than 40 seconds at most, Chen Hansheng didn't finish a paragraph, and the message came.
Wang Zibo opened his mouth in surprise.
Chen Hansheng opened the message with a smile.
"Actually, you're also very good, mature and humorous and motivated, I don't know if it's out of school, I feel very fond of mature boys, but I'm not ready to fall in love yet, can you give me some time to think about it?"
This is Ye Qi's second reply message, probably because the reply was too fast, and she also typed a few words wrong.
"If you read it again, does it smell good?"
Chen Hansheng asked.
"What does it smell like?"
Wang Zibo raised his head and asked.
"Scumbag taste, Ye Qi is actually different from Huang Hui, she is a passive scum, Huang Hui is an active scum, but they are a little similar in the way, that is, they release a smell called 'availability'. ”
Chen Hansheng explained: "Ye Qi's message is to remind me that she actually has a good impression of a boy like me, but she can't agree to it yet. ”
"At the beginning. ”
Chen Hansheng continued: "When you confessed to Huang Hui, did she also release a similar 'availability' signal?"
Wang Zibo was silent for a long time, and finally said with difficulty: "Almost." ”
Chen Hansheng nodded: "That's it, you fell step by step in this vague signal, but you became rich later, and Huang Hui happened to be dumped by Zhao Zheng again, so she posted it now." ”
Wang Zibo was sweating behind his back, Chen Hansheng didn't know the details of the matter, but he knew the development of the entire framework well.
"Now I won't reply to Ye Qi's messages, believe it or not, she will take the initiative to send a message later, because I am a confession without any warning, so when she comes back to her senses, I will probably send some more sophisticated content. ”
Chen Hansheng pointed to his mobile phone and said.
Wang Zibo didn't want to care anymore, and the three words "availability" were like a hammer, hitting his heart hard.
"Tell Huang Hui to come and report tomorrow. ”
Chen Hansheng said lightly.
Wang Zibo was very puzzled, Chen Hansheng should not have a good impression of Huang Hui.
"Huang Hui, aside from her character ability, she can't play any moths at the headquarters, and the most important thing is ······"
Chen Hansheng paused, and said with blazing eyes: "You will definitely not succeed, in this limited time, you can see if you can think of a way to take her to the hotel." ”
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