"Haha, my family Fanfan is up to me, I will never BB if I can do it, do a good job, what about later......? Oh, yes, did you kneel and beg for mercy while wearing a bra, surrendering to the domineering of Brahma?"

Lu Junyu stepped on the table with one foot, carrying a bottle of beer in his hand, his cheeks were red, his eyes were shining, he looked up and took a sip, patted the table and laughed.

Drinking and chatting, there were already many plates of meat on the table empty, except for Zhu Shengyang, who had not drunk, the other three people had shown drunkenness on their faces.

The intersection of Lu Junyu and the three of them is Ye Fan, and the content of the chat is basically Ye Fan, talking about her high school career and college life.

Zou Qingqing was taking a sip of wine and talking impassionedly to Lu Junyu about Ye Fan's great feat on the day of the college freshman registration.

Even Yun Xueshuang, a cold iceberg beauty, talked more under the influence of alcohol.

"That's a must, ah, cool. Zou Qingqing also stood up, learned the appearance of Lu Junyu, stepped on the chair, hooked her shoulders, and said with a smile: "Let me tell you, Ye Fan is really domineering, what about the demon king of the mixed world, now it's not for Ye Fan to be a follower, everyone in the school is saying that Dai Da Demon King is chasing Ye Fan, ah, they didn't see his cowardice in front of Ye Fan, that is the mortal's admiration for God, give him ten dog guts, he doesn't dare to have a big rebellious mind." ”

Looking at the two of them who were getting more and more excited, Zhu Shengyang smiled and shook his head, as the only person on the scene who didn't drink a drop of alcohol, he was busy in charge of shabu-shabu for them, and out of the corner of his eye, he saw Ye Fan, who had gone into the kitchen to get something, finally came out.

"Uh...... Ye Fan, what are you doing with the sea bass?" Seeing what she was holding in her hand, Zhu Shengyang asked puzzledly, and the three people who were talking and drinking also turned their heads to look over.

I saw Ye Fan holding a plate in his hand, on which was a sea bass that had been processed but not yet cooked, and it was wrapped in a layer of plastic wrap.

This is the morning Yun Xueshuang to the nearby market to buy fresh, lively fish, Zhu Shengyang to deal with it, originally prepared to make a steamed fish at night, this is not, later because everyone wants to eat hot pot lively, so this fish can only be frozen in the refrigerator, wait for tomorrow to do.

Unexpectedly, Ye Fan's so-called going to the kitchen to get something was to bring out the fish, and she also had a sharp knife in her hand.

"Ye Fan, do you want to take out the slices of this sea bass and make shabu-shabu? There are still two plates of good fish on this table, if you really want to eat the sea bass, I'll go and steam it." ”

Not all fish are suitable for shabu-shabu, at least not sea bass, the general practice is steamed, boiled, and braised in a braised manner.

Zhu Shengyang said, stood up and wanted to pick up the plate in Ye Fan's hand, but Ye Fan ignored her directly, put the plate on the table, and directly cleared a small space on the table, and then took out a transparent plastic glove again and put it on.

"Ye Fan, what are you doing?"

Her wordless behavior confused all four friends.

Ye Fan didn't answer them, he opened the plastic wrap with a serious and solemn face, full of a dignified sense of ceremony, touched the body of the fish with his gloved hand, and a crisp voice sounded: "The name of the deceased, perch, also known as flower perch, is a true perch family, the body of the fish is long and flattened, the lower jaw is longer than the upper jaw, and the meat is solid and garlic cloves......"

"Poof......

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

Bang bang!

The four friends were so frightened by her sudden commotion that they squirted wine, choked on saliva, and fell off the chair, and they were scared to wake up with any wine.

With one hand on the table, Lu Junyu got up from the ground, glared and shouted: ", Fanfan, which one are you playing?"

Zou Qingqing also struggled to get up from the ground, rubbing her sore buttocks, her facial features wrinkled together, and she screamed.

Ye Fan raised his head, glanced at them indifferently, and picked up the sharp knife, the blade refracted a lustful light in the light, and frightened the four of them.

As soon as she raised her head, everyone could clearly see the expression on her face, her fair face was pink, not very red, she still looked very healthy, her eyebrows were as indifferent as ever, and a pair of dark eyes were shiny, as if rubbing the light of fine stars, that is, the eyes that wandered on them seemed to have no focus.

"Ye Fan...... It can't be drunk, right?" Yun Xueshuang hesitantly leaned over and leaned her face to Ye Fan, staring at her eyes, her appearance looked normal, but it was clearly very abnormal.

Halfway through the hot pot, I ran to the kitchen and brought out a sea bass, and then gave it ...... Is this something that a normal person can do?

"Uh, won't she? She only drank two cans of beer, not to get drunk, drunk like this......" Zou Qingqing glared, looking at the two beer bottles in front of Ye Fan's table, seeing how bold she was when she drank at the beginning, she didn't look like she had really never drunk, how could she be drained by two cans of beer with such a low alcohol content?

She's Ye Fan!

And who has ever heard of such a strange thing as a drunken autopsy on a fish?

"Oh, Ye Fan, this is really drunk. As soon as Zhu Shengyang slapped his thigh, Huo Di stood up and wanted to snatch the knife in her hand, letting a drunk person play with the knife was simply playing with his life.

"I'll go. Lu Junyu reacted more quickly, she was standing beside Ye Fan, and she was about to snatch the knife in her hand.

However, the outstretched hands of the two were avoided by Ye Fan, and the sharp knife spun around in her hand acrobatically, and returned to her hand.

"Sit down for the messenger. A fierce light shot out of his misty eyes, and Ye Fan's body was shocked, and he shouted at them domineeringly.

Bang bang bang!

The four of them were shocked back by an invisible force, and sat heavily on their chairs, staring in horror at Ye Fan, who was beginning to show a visibly drunken and domineering attitude.

"It's a matter of life, it's a matter of fish life, Rong has to have a little, a hint of joke, now, Ben, this messenger is going to open, start the autopsy. ”

Ye Fan puffed out two cheeks, his face was serious, his eyes were straight, he raised his hand and shook it between the four of them, and then pointed straight at Yun Xueshuang: "You, take a pen and paper, and be responsible for recording." After speaking, his fingers shook, and then moved to Zou Qingqing and said, "You, responsible for recording." ”

Seeing that they were just staring at her like fools, without moving, Ye Fan was still angry and raised his foot to step on the floor.

Suddenly, I could hear a crisp 'click' sound coming from the floor, and the entire apartment building shook with it.

Lu Junyu and the four of them grabbed the chair with both hands, and glanced at the floor with dull eyes......

Damn, good guys, the real tiles are directly cracked into cobwebs?

The four of them swallowed in horror, and there was a shout from a drunken and crazy guy in their ears: "What are you still sitting stupidly about?go, go, go......"