Chapter 56: Into the Prison
I went, and there were more than a dozen errands at once.
The walls of the bathroom instantly frosted, and it was as cold as an ice cellar.
Black gas was billowing, and the air was filled with the foul smell of grave earth.
The choking man couldn't even breathe.
Although Ye Zihan is an onmyoji.
I was also frightened by this situation and went straight into my arms, trembling non-stop.
I said to her, "You understand why I hugged Chen Yuanyuan this time, right?"
Ye Zihan said in a trembling voice: "Zhang Erpi, you are so bold, you dare to provoke even the yin!"
I said, "What can I do if I mess with them, they just owe a beating!"
Ye Zihan said with a crying voice: "When is it, you are still bragging, even if there are two more ninth-order onmyoji, you can't beat so many yin, you really killed you!"
The head of the Yin Cha can be more than three meters tall, and the head has sparse red hair.
The chest is embroidered with two dragons pulling the coffin.
I said to him: "I am a ferryman in the yang world, doing things here, that blind man doesn't recognize my official uniform, and he wants to take me, so I beat him!"
The red-haired yin cha looked me up and down and said, "Where is your official uniform, why can't I see it?"
, another blind comparison!
Just on my body, I can't see it when I stare at it!
The red-haired shadow turned to his group of men and asked, "Do you see him in a ferry suit?"
Those yin shook their heads and said, "I didn't see wow, I saw this kid hugging two big beauties left and right!"
Damn, I'm rich, come to a bunch of blind comparisons!
Look at the way they shook their chains and tried to lock me up.
I said calmly: "I'll go down with you and see your boss, I don't believe I can't see my ferry suit!"
The red-haired yin said to his opponent: "These two women will also be brought down together, one of them will have his longevity exhausted, and the other will go down to make a record." ”
Iron chains were thrown over and put around the necks of the three of us.
I sneered: "You really don't want to mess around, dare to lock me up, and we'll see how I clean you up!"
The red-haired yin sneered and waved his hand.
My eyes went dark, and my body suddenly sank.
It fell like falling into an abyss.
In the end, it fell directly to the small yamen in this area.
There was chaos all around, and the sun and moon and stars could not be seen.
The layout of the yamen is similar to that of a paper pavilion, antique.
On the large stone pillar at the entrance, two tomb beasts were tied with large iron chains.
With a bloody mouth open, it looks like he wants to eat people.
The two women were so frightened that they hugged me tightly and didn't let go.
That's not good.
After all, we have arrived at the Yamen, and we are also a ninth-order imperial history.
Being held like this by two beauties is unseemly.
I persuaded the two of them to let go, but it was the first time that the two girls had been to such a terrible place.
If you don't hold me, I'm afraid my legs won't be able to stand up.
The three of us were escorted into the lobby.
There were two rows of yin on both sides of the lobby, and the momentum was majestic.
Behind the table sat the segment judge.
At first glance, it is fierce and vicious, with a sinister and cunning old face.
The two sides of the yin shouted in unison: "Kneel!"
I glanced at the judge, and the chest of the official uniform was embroidered with three dragons pulling the coffin.
Suddenly I had a bottom in my heart.
Said arrogantly: "Who kneels to whom? I am the ferryman of the yang world, you should kneel for me!"
The judge snapped and shocked the people.
shouted: "You said that you are a ferryman, what proof do you have?"
I said, "You can't see this ferry suit on your body?"
The judge looked at me carefully.
said angrily: "I see that you little rabbit cub is tired of living, and when you come here, you dare to talk nonsense, come on, go to death row, and ask for beheading after autumn!"
The second daughter was suddenly frightened and cried at the same time.
This is so bad, this blind person can't even see my ferry suit!
Is there something wrong with my ferry suit?
I'll have to send a message to ask Old Joe.
I immediately said to the judge: "Wait, I want to make a phone call, and besides, I have a probing finger, which can also prove that I am a ferryman." ”
I took a step forward and extended my finger to the judge.
Instantly suck in the yin qi around the judge.
The judge was stunned for a moment, and then said suspiciously: "If you have a yin probing finger, it can't prove that you are a yang ferryman, you must use an official uniform to prove it." For the sake of your yin finger, it can allow you to make a phone call, but you can't use the phone to talk to the yang here, you can only talk to people in your dreams. ”
I reported Old Joe's birthday.
The misfortune sent me to Old Joe's dream passage.
I'll go, Lao Qiao's dream is full of meat mountains and wine, and beautiful women are like clouds.
When Old Joe saw me, he couldn't help but be surprised: "Why are you here?"
I said, "Why can't you see my ferry suit?"
Old Qiao smiled: "That's because you wiped the blood on the dragon's eyes with your fingertips, as long as you wipe off the serum on the dragon's eyes with spit, they can see it." ”
I went, and that's what it was.
Why didn't this old Joe tell me earlier and cause so much trouble!
I quickly frothed at the serum to wipe the serum off the dragon's eyes.
Turned around and walked out of Old Joe's dream through the passageway.
This time I stood proudly in front of the judge.
The judge looked at me and asked expressionlessly, "Got it done?"
I said, "Okay, you should see it this time, right?"
The judge was shocked.
Roar: "Put them all on death row!"
I was confused, what's going on?!
Yin couldn't help but say, dragged the iron chain, and put us on death row.
I said to the yin who sent me to death row: "Your judge is just a three-dragon coffin, but Lao Tzu is a nine-dragon coffin, how dare he lock me up?!"
Yin Cha looked at me with a strange gaze and said: "Big brother, you are bare-chested, except for a piece of flesh, there is nothing, where did the 9 dragons pull the coffin, are you not brain-stimulated, dare to play with the judge's new clothes with the judge!"
I'll go, I'll wipe the blood off with spit, why can't I see it?!
Yin Cha locked the door with a thud and turned to leave.
Chen Yuanyuan asked in a low voice, "Brother Erpi, did you lose the ferry suit?"
I said, "No, it can't be, I've been wearing it all the time, I've never taken it off." ”
Chen Yuanyuan said: "Brother Erpi, then it may have been stolen by someone, or taken away by the person who gave you the ferry suit, you really have nothing on you now, and you have taken off your coat, just bare-chested for people to see, not to say that you have a ferry suit on your body!"
I looked down myself and looked again.
The ferry suit was always on me.
But they just can't see it, why is that?
Chen Yuanyuan leaned over me and said softly sadly: "Brother Erpi, I have burdened you, you won't hate me, right?!"
I smiled bitterly and said, "Hate can only hate myself, I didn't save your life!"
Chen Yuanyuan looked at me affectionately and said, "Brother Erpi, you are so good to me, but it's a pity that we met too late, otherwise we would definitely have a story." ”
Ye Zi glanced at Chen Yuanyuan.
Mocking disdainfully: "There are stories that are also disgusting stories!"
Chen Yuanyuan no longer confronts her.
Instead, he continued to whisper to me as if he hadn't heard it: "Brother Erpi, you must not have snapped with a girl yet, right?"
I blushed and asked, "How do you know?"
Chen Yuanyuan smiled charmingly and said, "Every time I lean into your arms, you are nervous and trembling, that's why I think so." ”
I can only let out a sigh of regret.
Chen Yuanyuan said: "There is nothing terrible about dying, but it's a pity that I haven't tasted the taste of being a man, in fact, I have thought about it, when you help me touch my bones, I will give myself to you, even if you die, I will be a woman again, and taste the taste of being a woman!"
My heart trembled, this Chen Yuanyuan is really good to me!
Ye Zihan couldn't stand it anymore.
said on the side: "You are really cheap enough, it will be uncomfortable not to be cheap for a while, I wish you to become a fox in your next life!"
I can't even get enough of it.
glanced at Ye Zihan dissatisfied.
Chen Yuanyuan moved my face back and said, "Brother Erpi, don't pay attention to her, just treat her as air, in fact, she is jealous, because you like me and don't like her." ”
Also, it's really pitiful for a girl who can't be spoiled.
won't be coquettish, it's really hard to please men.
I hope that after Ye Zihan cures his coldness, he will also be coquettish!
Chen Yuanyuan snuggled up to me, boredly playing with her long hair.
Suddenly, he whimsically said to me: "Brother Erpi, why don't you marry me now, so let's have a taste of marriage in this life." ”
I laughed and said, "Don't make trouble, let's think about how to go back." ”
Chen Yuanyuan couldn't stop kneeling up at all.
He whispered in my ear: "Brother Erpi, why don't we become husband and wife now?"
Chen Yuanyuan really treated Ye Zihan as air.
Regardless of her feelings at all, after kissing me on the mouth.
Just lie down.
Strike a small pose that you can pick up......