Chapter 23: The Weird Milkshake Girl
I said, "Kill me, kill me, everyone has to die!"
Wang Mingzhu's hand hung in mid-air,
Wang Mingzhu gritted his teeth and said: "Zhang Erpi, I didn't expect you to be so obscene, why don't you take your hand out quickly!"
I said, "Take it out, do you want to pull out the yin qi for Shen Xiaocen?"
Wang Mingzhu said: "If you don't deceive people here, the ghost will believe that you will pull out the yin qi!"
I said lightly: "Then who do you think pulled out the yin qi in you, is it a ghost?"
Wang Mingzhu subconsciously touched his chest,
That's when I reacted.
Wang Mingzhu was stunned and confused and asked, "You need a Dao line above the fifth order to pull out Yin Qi, you don't have any Dao Xing, how did you do it?!"
I snorted coldly, "I said that I was a ferryman from the yang world, do you believe me?"
I, Wang Mingzhu, snorted coldly with disdain: "I also said that I am the king of the yang world!"
If you don't believe me, then ask a fart!
Shen Xiaocen woke up with a snort,
Seeing that my hand was still under her collar,
Suddenly the little face of shame turned red, but there was no way,
She knew I was inhaling her.
After inhaling the yin qi, Shen Xiaocen immediately stopped feeling pain,
Say gratefully, "Thank you." ”
Land Rover is really sturdy, although the front is deflated,
But it can still be opened,
After getting in the car, Wang Mingzhu was still puzzled and asked Shen Xiaocen: "How can Zhang Erpi inhale yin qi?"
Shen Xiaocen said: "He can have a black iron needle inexplicably, what else can't!"
Wang Mingzhu couldn't help but murmur: "He is really evil enough, no wonder he can suppress the life of our nine sisters!"
When I returned, I went to say goodbye to my mother.
Tell my mom that my dad's beaten soul is gone,
But my mom was still the same as before, and she wasn't so upset.
My mother saw my grief-stricken look,
It's distressing.
sighed and said: "Erpizi, you don't have to be too sad, Mom will be honest with you, Lao Zhang is not your father, he is just your adoptive father." ”
Actually, I've already guessed some,
turned his gaze to Lao Qiao, who was close to Wang Mingzhu.
Then he asked my mom, "Am I Old Joe's son?!"
My mother said, "You are my mother's son, never ask who your biological father is." ”
Listening to my mom say this, I think there must be something unspeakable in it.
I won't ask anymore, and one day I'll find out for myself.
At this time, Wang Mingzhu's phone rang,
Zhao Lao vomited blood again, and asked Wang Mingzhu to take me over quickly.
Take people's money and eliminate disasters for others.
I intuitively feel that Zhao Lao is also a victim,
The tree is very windy, and he is being targeted,
In every way to kill him,
But I look at Zhao Lao is the life of the Vermilion Bird riding the wind,
has its own auspicious people to help, so it didn't let people get it,
That Jiren should be me,
Otherwise, he would have been in the incinerator.
When I arrived at Zhao's hometown,
He's almost in a coma,
When he saw me, he immediately cried like an old child.
When people are dying, their feelings are particularly fragile.
I stepped forward and grabbed Zhao Lao's hand and said, "Don't panic, Zhao Lao, there is me." ”
Zhao Lao burst into tears and laughed, and said weakly: "Lord Ferryman, others don't believe you, I believe it, as long as you are in the way of the Yang River, I won't be able to reach the Yin River!"
I immediately helped him suck the yin qi from his body.
On the way here, I felt that something was wrong.
The last time I sucked him to clean the yin qi, it should have lasted three days,
Why did you vomit blood again so quickly,
Then the root of this yin qi should be around him,
But I have tried all the people around him, and none of them have yin energy.
Last time, I only had Zhao Lao's bedroom and didn't look carefully.
This time I took a closer look and found that there were two pillows on his bed.
Actually, this is also normal,
Even if you sleep alone, it's normal to put two pillows,
But I'm on another pillow,
See a woman's long hair.
There seems to be a small black silk of a woman under the pillow.
I asked, "Zhao Laojinwu Zangjiao, can you let me see it, because I haven't been able to find out where the root cause is." ”
Zhao Lao said: "I really can't hide anything from the eyes of the ferryman, the old man and this girl are true love, but the age difference is bigger, and I don't want to make the city full of wind and rain, so I haven't let this girl see outsiders, and please let the ferryman keep it a secret from the old man." ”
My nose almost ran out of breath,
This old man is more than a lamp, and he is about to burp, and he even has something to hide,
No wonder I can't find anything wrong!
I nodded.
Zhao Lao pressed the switch, opened the secret grid, and went straight to the backyard.
It belongs to the courtyard within the courtyard and is surrounded by a small enclosed garden.
There is also a chic small European-style bungalow in the garden,
There is a lotus pond in front of the bungalow, and there is a rockery,
Next to the lotus pond, stood a woman in her twenties.
I looked at it, why did it look so familiar?
I'm looking closely, I'll go, isn't that the Internet celebrity milkshake girl!
was jokingly called by netizens a 90-pound face and a 120-pound body.
Belongs to the milk girl, the very meaty kind.
it, no wonder it suddenly disappeared from the net,
It turned out to be hidden by Zhao Laojinwu.
I guess no man has ever been in this backyard,
So when the milkshake girl saw me, she was confused,
The eyes are staring at the boss, as if he has finally seen someone!
I immediately pretended to be enthusiastic,
He stepped forward and said, "Hello milkshake girl, I'm your fan!"
I said this so that she would not refuse to shake my hand.
She didn't refuse, and reached out to shake my little hand.
The milkshake girl is really sweet,
A smile makes people feel itchy and crispy from the heart.
As soon as I shook her little hand, I immediately felt the heavy yin qi on her body.
The milkshake girl is wearing a snow-white gauze skirt,
It's not very transparent, and you can vaguely see that there's nothing unusual about her.
From the whites of her eyes, I didn't see anything dirty.
And the whites of the eyes are very clean, there is no shadow of foggy,
There is not even a trace of it,
It means that she has not been dirty for at least a year.
I'll go, it's weird,
The root of yin qi is in her, but why is there no dirty thing?
My yin probing finger can not only probe yin qi,
You can also find out if you are infected or born on your own.
When I found out to Zhao Lao, I found out that he was infected.
But this milkshake girl is self-born.
It is precisely because this yin qi is self-generated that it will not cause harm to her body.
But when it came to Zhao Lao, it was enough to kill him.
This stumped me again,
I'm going to have to do a physical examination of her to see where her yin qi comes from.
Zhao Lao breathed a sigh of relief, and dragged his weak body to the backyard,
Panting and said to the milkshake sister: "Sister Xi, my old life was saved by the ferryman, quickly kowtow to the ferryman and thank you!"
The milkshake girl was stunned at the time,
I can't figure out what my ferryman is about.
I was stunned for a moment, and some reluctant ones were going to kneel and kowtow to me.
I hurriedly hugged her and said, "Old Zhao is joking, don't take it seriously, in fact, I'm your fan, really!"
My mouth is close to her,
But in his heart, he was thinking about how to give her a physical examination without embarrassment.
It can be seen that this Zhao Lao's love for the milkshake sister is like a pearl in the palm of his hand,
If I propose to give her a physical examination, I'm afraid that Elder Zhao will be very embarrassed.
For a person of his age, it is estimated that there are rotten things such as the archway of chastity in his heart.
Besides, I'm worried about whether this milkshake girl will have her own Taoism.
I'm going to offer her a physical examination, what method is she using to hide the source of yin qi,
I still can't find out.
Zhao Lao dragged the dregs of the body,
muttered in his mouth: "I didn't expect the ferryman to be a fan of the milkshake girl, and the old man is really under pressure!"
I said in my heart, I pressed you old wood, and you hid it,
Who can snatch it!
Zhao Lao muttered while habitually walking to the small lotus pond and pinching the fish food to feed the fish.
The milkshake sister thoughtfully stepped forward and snuggled up to Zhao Lao's side and helped Zhao Lao.
When I saw that the water in the lotus pond was more than half a person deep,
In a flash of inspiration, I suddenly had an idea.
I stepped forward, pretending to feed the fish,
While talking about how good the feng shui of the small courtyard,
said that the head was the Tao, which convinced Boss Zhao.
I suddenly pretended to see something unusual,
shouted to Boss Zhao: "Boss Zhao, you see there is a big guy in the water!"
Zhao Lao was startled, stretched his neck and looked at it last year,
Suddenly I pointed in the opposite direction,
yelled, "Swim over there again!"
As soon as Zhao Lao turned around, I pretended to be weightless,
knocked Zhao Lao and Milkshake into the pond together.
As I thought, as soon as I fell into the water,
The milkshake girl's white gauze skirt is completely transparent,
The whole body can be seen clearly.
I didn't see anything unusual in front of me,
I pretended I couldn't swim and threw myself behind her.
Grab her like a life-saving straw,
The probe finger trembled violently,
I was on the back of her waist and was shocked to see something strange.