Volume 1 Odd Jobs for the People I Love
He Peng is actually just a means to confuse the other party, his real purpose is to crack the mechanism, and then catch the other party, only by grasping the other party can he grasp the initiative, so that the other party has to release Su Jing!
To crack the mechanism, you must first find the location of the mechanism, and the place where the person left just now is of course the most likely place for the mechanism to exist, and he is standing behind this wall at this time, so the matter is obvious, the mechanism door is on the wall in front of him!
He Peng turned off the flashlight, on the one hand, to save power, and on the other hand, to prevent the other party from having the means of observation to see what he was doing.
While groping the wall, he laughed and spoke: Oh, it turned out to be a relationship problem, it was your friend's woman who had a crush on other men!
It's easy to say!
Let me tell you, I'm not talking nonsense, according to my analysis, there are only three kinds of women in the world, and these three kinds of women have their own weaknesses, as long as you catch their weaknesses, you will definitely be able to conquer her!
He Peng's mind was pondering the mechanism, and he ran the train indiscriminately in his mouth.
Hmph! The other party snorted dissatisfiedly, you have such a great ability, tell me, what three kinds of women are there, how to conquer them
He Peng smiled: The first type is a woman who loves money. This kind of woman really loves only herself, if the woman your friend likes is this kind, I suggest that he doesn't have to suffer, and if he is really miserable, it will be divided, if he is really painful, it will be easy to get that woman, as long as you give me back my woman, I can give you the door as much as you want, your friend has money, and her woman will naturally return to him!
The man seemed to be very angry at He Peng's remarks, and she said in a very disdainful tone that I didn't expect you to have such a dirty idea.
He Peng continued to grope the wall, and said nonchalantly: It's not that I'm dirty, but there are many people in this world who only love money, for them, all people, including themselves, have a price tag, as long as you give enough price code, she will agree to sell.
Don't talk about this! The man said angrily: There are two more
He Peng thought it was funny, but he didn't expect that this pirate was still a lover, and his so-called friend was probably talking about himself.
Oh, the second type of woman I call them fantasy women, this kind of women do not live in the real world at all, they only live in the fairy tale world they weave, in the fairy tale world they are the only princess, everyone else is a supporting role or an evil queen, of course, they will also arrange a prince charming for themselves, it doesn't matter who this prince is, the important thing is that he is the prince that the princess identifies, if you fall in love with this kind of woman
Nonsense, it's not me, it's my friend! The man forcefully interrupted He Peng and corrected the mistake in his words!
Oh, I know it's your friend and not you, I'm just using an analogy.
Neither can metaphors!
"Ah, well, if your friend is in love with this kind of woman, then be careful, because if your friend's little princess leaves him, it means that he has lost the prince's campaign, and it will be difficult to get back, because the campaign is over. The little princess is already running on the road of chasing the prince. ”
"Is this irreversible?"
"Of course you can't ask someone, but if you're lucky enough to ask the right person, I can really help you find a way. ”
He Peng quietly turned his friend's problem into his problem, but the other party did not correct it in time. He Peng was secretly funny, and dared to say that it was not you who was dumped
He Peng smiled: "First of all, he has to find a way to understand what type of fantasy drama the princess starred in, whether it is Romeo and Juliet or the seven dwarfs, or the western cowboy, in short, he must do what he likes, play the corresponding role and save the princess without regrets, and eliminate his rivals as the big demon king in fairy tales, and the princess will naturally choose him as the prince!"
What a mess!" the man said.
Oh, this kind of woman is a mess, it's the kind of brain-dead, so as long as you find the right way to play, you will definitely be able to pass all the way and win the brain-dead girl!
There was laughter outside the wall, and the laughter seemed to be held back for a long time, even when he covered his mouth with his hands, the laughter kept coming.
He Peng smiled proudly, he had already touched the location of the mechanism, it was a stone slab, on the surface it was no different from other stone slabs, but because it was used as a mechanism for a long time, even the hardness of 8 materials were slightly worn, this kind of wear and tear could not be found by the naked eye, only by touching it with your hands could you feel it, there was a place on the surface of the slate that was smoother than other places, which was the wear and tear caused by pressing with your fingers for many years.
He Peng deliberately attracted the attention of the other party and asked: Is your friend interested in this kind of woman?
The man: No, but my friend may be like this, stupidly liking someone and thinking that he is his own princess, and he is incurably loved.
His princess, she is a woman, He Peng was a little surprised.
Ah no, he's a man, men and women are the same, isn't it, there is a man for what kind of woman!
He Peng tried to touch the slate slightly, and the slate moved slightly.
Okay, let's not talk about that, let's talk about the third type! The people on the other side have been completely attracted by He Peng's remarks.
He Peng smiled and continued to run the train.
The third type is relatively rare.
How rare
They are goddesses, real goddesses, not the kind of brain-dead women who are hyped up now! He Peng paused and sighed before saying: This kind of woman is hard to find in the world, she loves you as a person, no matter if you are rich or poor, healthy and disabled, as long as she falls in love with you, she will die for you, no regrets, if you are poor, she will help you get rich, if you are rich, she will help you keep your home, if you are healthy, he will accompany you to enjoy life, and if you are disabled, she will take care of you for a lifetime
Saying that, two shadows flashed in He Peng's mind, smiling like a flower, and coquettish like a scene.
Why don't you say it, the other party urged: So which kind of woman is you
Oh, my woman is certainly the last.
"You are disabled, she will take care of you for the rest of your life"
"Damn! I'm talking about the third kind of woman. ”
Oh, I envy her so much!
Uh, envy has to be paid back to me!
He Peng slapped the button suddenly, the door on the stone wall suddenly opened, He Peng went out in a flash, a little man wearing a mask, startled, his eyes were stunned, his arms were stiff and stretched, and when he remembered to turn around and run, he had already grabbed his arm.
It's you, you're the bastard who stalked me that day!
He Peng was shocked to find out that this guy turned out to be the man with a mask who followed him on the first day of Jixiang Island, and it was this man who slandered He Peng as a human trafficker after his whereabouts were exposed, causing him to be almost beaten by the crowd!
You're the bastard!The mask man kicks the crotch leg suddenly!
He Peng was startled, and hurriedly protected his crotch with both hands, and the man in the mask took the opportunity to run.
He Peng looked at his back blankly, feeling that the delicate figure was so familiar, and suddenly tears burst out of his eyes!
She, it's her!
He Peng chased after him.
Xinyi, is that you, Xinyi!" He Peng shouted, but at the end of the passage was a wall, and the man was gone.
He Peng couldn't describe the mood at this time, when the man in the mask scolded He Peng for being a "bastard" just now, he showed his true voice in a hurry, it was a girl's voice, and it was He Peng's voice that was thinking about it at night, this voice wet his eyes with tears in countless tossing and turning nights.
Wang Xinyi!
He Peng is so old that he has forgotten who he is.
And will never forget her appearance, her voice!
I won't forget the bits and pieces with her!
He Peng pounded the wall: Xinyi, are you doing these days, I, I'm so worried about you!
I told you a long time ago, the woman you're looking for isn't here, why do you want to come in!
Wang Xinyi's aggrieved voice came from behind the wall.
Xinyi, you are also the woman I am looking for, I have been looking for you, I have been looking for you, but I can't find it, I can't find it, do you know how painful I am, why didn't you come to me, do you know how much I miss you, I feel heartache when I think of you every day, I dream of you every night as long as I fall asleep, I can't wait to call you with death, Xinyi I'm sorry! I'm sorry, please forgive me for being late, please
Sobbs were heard from the other side.
He Peng hurriedly said: Xinyi, don't cry, you let me in, let me see your appearance, let me hear your voice, I am willing to do whatever you want me to do, even if it is to die! Give me all the difficulties, all the grievances and grievances want me to confide, I will solve them!
Wang Xinyi's heart was melted, crying like a slug, her eyelashes were twisted together by tears, and her face was also turned into a little flower cat by tears, but she was smiling at this time, laughing while crying.
She said coquettishly: You can solve it, how to solve the problem that the man I love is still in love with other women, can this matter be solved, you are lying to me at all, I know that you will not leave Sister Su Jing for me.
He Peng opened his mouth, but he was speechless!
Wang Xinyi wiped away her tears, couldn't hold back her tears, and said with a smile as much as possible: He Peng, go back, your woman is not here, go find Sister Su Jing, be good to her wholeheartedly, and I will be happy if you are happy.
Her voice smelled heartbreaking!
Listening to the heartbreaking voice, He Peng felt that his heart was broken!
He said suddenly: You are also my woman, you were before, you are, you will be in the future, and you will always be! I will never leave you, if I want to go, I will take you with me, otherwise we will be here together, for the rest of my life!
When Wang Xinyi heard this, her body softened, and she leaned against the wall to support her.
"You bastard, did you eat me to death I'm the second kind of brain-dead girl, that's why you use such honey-like words to lie to me, isn't it, I'm so stupid, I'm still soft-hearted. ”
No, no, you are my goddess, you are the goddess who will be with me no matter what hardships and dangers I encounter, and bear the wind and rain together! I would rather die without you!
He Peng burst into tears and couldn't speak.
Wang Xinyi didn't even have the strength to lean against the wall, she rubbed against the wall and slowly squatted against the wall, and said weakly: I really shouldn't have come, I really shouldn't have been able to come to see you, I should have known that I couldn't help it, I still can't control myself when I hide here.
I know that what you say is a lie, but I can't help but believe it! If you want to see it, you can see it, anyway, I have died once, so it is okay to be bullied to death by you again.
The stone door opened, and He Peng appeared in front of her, choking back tears, and his fingers trembling to help him take off his mask!
Xinyi, come with me, come with me
He Peng hugged her, hugged her fiercely, and hated to lock her in his chest, so that she would never be able to escape.
Wang Xinyi nodded vigorously, again and again, although she knew that it was impossible for him to give up on another woman, she still nodded heavily!
She felt that He Peng was right, she was the princess who lived in a fairy tale, He Peng was the prince she personally chosen, even if it was difficult, she would love without hesitation, even if she was broken!
He Peng's heart is joyful, but also painful, every time he promises, his heart is like a knife, because a promise to one person means to hurt another person, but every time he promises he is sincere, heartfelt, and has no hesitation!
He Peng said softly in Wang Xinyi's ear: I promise that I am willing to give everything for you, even if I die, the problem between us is like the big demon king in the fairy tale world, after all, it will be defeated by us, let's defeat it together, even if it is so old that all the time is far away from us, we have to be together, and we will defeat it together!"
Well!