Volume 1 Odd Jobs
The black stick went up to the deck and used a monocular on the bow to observe the situation of the ship opposite.
In the binoculars, the poisonous dragon is wearing a floral shirt, beach pants, and a big lace straw hat, lying on a beach chair, drinking wine, shaking his legs, and shaking his head as if he is listening to music!
From time to time, a young man brought grapes from the cabin and cured meat
"Damn, we are desperate to save him, but this kid is enjoying Qingfu!"
The adjutant said indignantly from the side.
The black stick smiled and said: "There is nothing wrong with enjoying Qingfu, what are we people doing as pirates just to enjoy happiness, do we want to drink the best wine, the most beautiful woman, grab the baby when we see it, and kill it if it doesn't please the eye!
The adjutant immediately smiled and said, "Yes, the poisonous dragon is immortal this time, if I want him, I will have to hurry up and enjoy it!"
A subordinate reported: "Boss, the poisonous dragon has sent a message inviting you to drink and have fun!"
In the telescope, the poisonous dragon held up the goblet as if it was sending an invitation to the black stick!
The black stick frowned slightly.
The adjutant knew that the black stick was worried about fraud in the boat opposite!
So he smiled and said: "Boss, you still have to drink wine, after all, we have come from afar, and it has cost a lot of manpower and material resources, and we have taken on a great danger, so the poisonous dragon has to express it." ”
The black stick nodded slightly, his brow still not spreading.
The adjutant knowingly said, "But there is no need to go to his ship, he is just a defeated general, and he should come to see you!"
The black stick frowned and laughed: "This is reasonable!"
"Send a message to him to come over!" the adjutant immediately commanded his men.
The black stick waved his hand, "No, sail over, I will personally stand on the bow of the boat and issue an invitation to show my sincerity!"
The adjutant hurriedly said: "You are not afraid"
"Fart! When have I ever been afraid!" The black stick reprimanded angrily, and then whispered: "Don't you see that the ship doesn't even have the main gun, as long as you don't go up, we're afraid of a hair, do you think he can still have torpedoes on this broken ship!"
The adjutant immediately understood that he had made the boss almost embarrassed in front of his subordinates in a hurry, and immediately exclaimed: "The boss is really heroic!"
Summoning the order to go down, sail over, and prepare to set up a ladder on the side of the ship to let the poisonous dragon come.
"No, stop fifty meters away and let him row over!" Black Stick touched the cyan stubble on his chin and said with a smug smile, "Let's hang him up with a basket!"
Ha ha!
On the ship of the poisonous dragon, the poisonous dragon at this time is really miserable!
He was lying on the beach chair well, but he was tied to the chair by the rope through the cuffs of his flower shirt, and the thick hemp rope was slag and the lamp made him hurt and itch, and behind the table next to him, the black cannon was squatting and hiding behind the white plastic tablecloth, holding a knife against his back, giving commands from time to time!
"Shake your legs!"
"Shake your head!"
"Drink!"
"Raise your glass!"
"Laugh!"
"Eat bacon!"
The poisonous dragon smiled and begged: "Big brother, can you not eat bacon, raw, I can't bite it!"
"If you can't bite it, swallow it!"
"Hey! yes!" The poisonous dragon picked the smallest piece from the plate, about the size of an egg, and had an edge, and stuffed it into his mouth, trying to bite it twice, but it was salted.
"Swallow!" the big black man smacked his knife at the back of the poisonous dragon.
The poisonous dragon's throat made a leaking sound and swallowed the old bacon!
The poisonous dragon complained bitterly, the bacon must have scratched the esophagus, and it hurt badly, but there was a sunny smile on his face, and his body had to repeat this freehand leg shaking action, shaking his head, drinking and drinking
He Peng walked into the torpedo override control room, and the ships on the opposite side of 800 meters, 400 meters, and 200 meters were constantly refreshing the limit of surprises, and there was no need to aim at such a close distance!
100 meters and 50 meters He Peng thought that they were about to board the ship, but at 50 meters, the other party dropped anchor!
The black stick stood at the bow of the boat, first laughed for a while, showing the proud taste of the spring breeze, and then said in a cordial voice: "Brother Poison Dragon is good, I came to save you for my brother!"
The poisonous dragon's legs kept shaking, this time it was really his legs shaking, and he was so angry!
How do you look at the black sticks, they are all villains, and the poisonous dragon thinks that if you want to save Lao Tzu, you will only come here to do something early, if you came last night, Lao Tzu doesn't have to swallow the old bacon here, do you know how hard that thing is, don't be caught by Lao Tzu, catch me, I'll let you eat a whole preserved pork leg!
"Laugh!" the black cannon ordered.
The poisonous dragon really couldn't laugh even if he pretended to laugh, and his face was like cramps!
"Invite him over for meat!" Black Cannon ordered.
The "black" poisonous dragon opened its mouth, and made a sharp sound, the old bacon couldn't help hurting people and salted his throat, he rubbed his throat and coughed twice before he said with difficulty: "Brother Black Stick, come and eat bacon!"
He Peng couldn't help but snort when he heard this sentence in the operation room, and squirted out all the snot!
The black cannon scolded: "You are stupid, do you ask someone to eat bacon when you meet, let him drink!"
The black stick was also surprised by this unique greeting, but fortunately, the poisonous dragon immediately explained: "Let's drink with bacon!"
All of them were impressed!
The adjutant leaned over to the black stick and whispered, "Boss, I don't think something is right with this kid Poison Dragon!"
"What's wrong," Black Stick asked warily.
The adjutant pointed to his head: "Boss, do you think he will be stupid by those people these days! I saw that he was a little paralyzed, his limbs were uncoordinated, and his speech was even more mentally retarded, which was completely different from the vicious and domineering poisonous dragon before!"
The black stick also sensed it and raised his voice and said: "Brother Poison Dragon, you are injured, why do I think something is wrong with you, come, there is a good doctor on my ship, I will let him show you, and then we will drink a few glasses of brotherhood!"
The poisonous dragon didn't know how to answer, and wanted to turn his head and ask the black cannon, but the black cannon hurriedly said, "Don't look back, stupid x!"
The roar of the poisonous dragon conditional launch: "Don't look back, stupid!" After the roar came out, he came back and shouted wrong, and covered his mouth with his hand in horror, not wanting to hold a goblet in his hand, a glass of martini splashed on his face, as well as lemon slices and small flower umbrellas!
The black stick was even more suspicious, what was going on with the poisonous dragon not letting him turn back, he immediately turned around and looked back, and the people on his boat also looked behind him at the same time, but there was nothing behind him, only the vast sea!
He Peng and the others were already out of breath laughing in the operation room.
The direction of the torpedo port has been aimed at the pirate ship, the button is at hand, as long as you press it, the other party will not have time to dodge at a distance of fifty meters, and they are even more stupid to drop anchor, and they have no choice but to run.
However, He Peng did not fire the torpedo, he was waiting, and the black cannon made a request, asking He Peng to give him some time, and he found a way to get the black stick to the boat, so that they could get another boat without blood!
However, after all, the black stick is a coward, and he easily refuses to leave his ship, he raised the single-hole telescope, and carefully observed this side, and this look, he can see that there is something wrong!
It's not just that the poisonous dragon behaves weirdly, why is there a tablecloth on the small table next to it, why does the poisonous dragon have this Yaxing fucking poisonous dragon is a big rough thing, he only knows how to cut people, eat meat in large pieces, drink a lot of wine, and even refuse to come to women, and his mother will prepare a tablecloth
The black stick quickly glanced around the rest of the ship, and then found the man hanging from the mast, and then there was no one else on deck, not even in the wheelhouse!
The black stick immediately ordered the anchor to be lifted, and at the same time shouted: "Poisonous dragon, you stand up for Lao Tzu, let Lao Tzu see what's behind your desk! and call all your crew out for Lao Tzu to see, otherwise Lao Tzu will run away!"
The black cannon slapped the poisonous dragon on the head in anger and knocked him over.
The black cannon kicked him a few times in anger, and scolded: "You stupid comparison, you won't let you deceive someone to come over, you dare to be a pirate with this virtue, you have been a dog all these years!"
The poisonous dragon screamed, but his body was tied to the beach chair, and he couldn't roll on the ground when he fell to the ground, and those few feet were solid!
The black stick now understands that this is a trap at all!
He didn't care that the ship on the opposite side didn't even have its main guns, and he didn't care who the people on the opposite deck were, but immediately turned around and ran into the cabin, shouting at the same time: "Run, run, run!"
The black cannon stood on the bow of the boat and laughed: "You eggless eggs, come, grandpa is alone, no one dares to come!"
The adjutant reflected that he was not as fast as the black stick, and he was stunned for a moment before he remembered that at this time, it seemed that he should have shelled the other party, at least he should have shot the other party, anyway, it would take time for the boat to turn around and sail away!
However, one scene suddenly startled him and threw all his thoughts away!
He saw a wave of water suddenly surging under the boat opposite, and the water wave was like a big fish swimming quickly under the water, and it was actually coming straight to his boat with the waves!
"It's over!
The adjutant had never seen a torpedo, and their ship was not qualified to carry such a thing, but that did not mean that he had not seen a movie! As a pirate adjutant, how could he not watch a few naval war movies to fill up the façade!
So this wave is familiar to him, it's a torpedo!
He never imagined that he would be lucky enough to be torpedoed one day, he even thought about being bombed by stealth planes or Scud missiles, but he never thought about being torpedoed, and at the moment when the flames burst into the sky and blasted him into the sky along with the shattered deck, he was still thinking:
Damn, how could a poisonous dragon's ship have torpedoes?
However, he had no chance to know the answer, and as he flew through the air, he saw a young man on the opposite submarine smiling and waving his hand, and a deck fragment pierced his chest