401 Nights Delicious oranges
Every adult encounters all kinds of things every day, which can be thought of or cannot be imagined at all, and when these things happen, it is sometimes difficult for us to distinguish between truth and falsehood, because many times, what we can see with our eyes, what we imagine and reason in our minds, is not necessarily the truth of the matter, who would have thought that delicious oranges would also make people frightened? I am a ghost madman, and the story I want to tell today is called "Delicious Oranges" Let's take a look at these seemingly unreasonable and very scary possibilities!
Nowadays, people like Lao You can deeply understand the pressure of life, which is really getting bigger and bigger!
One of the biggest pressures is the lack of money, and those who worry about money all day long are angry! Isn't it, even Lao You, who has never smoked or drunk, is so stressed that he can't speak, and his throat hurts, and he is as uncomfortable as a fire, so he wants to buy some medicine and eat the fire.
On the way to buy medicine, I saw a small fruit stall selling oranges on the street, so I went over and bought it for ten yuan.
Ten yuan to buy medicine is not enough, I feel that it is still cost-effective to eat oranges, so I simply stopped buying medicine and went home to eat oranges.
On the way home, Lao You met his colleague Xiao Zhou shopping with his wife, and the two said hello to each other, and Lao You asked Xiao Zhou to eat oranges.
Everyone is a colleague, and the relationship is usually good, so Xiao Zhou took three big oranges unceremoniously, and after saying goodbye to Lao You, Xiao Zhou's wife said to him: "You are really greedy!"
Xiao Zhou smiled indifferently and said: "They are all old colleagues who have been together for many years, isn't it normal for old friends to eat oranges."
At this time, Xiao Zhou found that his shoelaces were open, so he bent down to tie his shoelaces, and when he got up after tying his shoelaces, he found that his wife was chewing in his mouth, and the three oranges in his hand had become orange peels.
"Why don't we go buy some more, husband?" Xiao Zhou's girlfriend proposed.
A few catties of oranges are not a valuable thing, not to mention that they are bought by his favorite woman, Xiao Zhou naturally will not refuse, so the two of them walked back along the street with each other's arms, looking for the stall selling oranges.
This place is the most prosperous place in this area, in addition to the various shops on both sides of the street, in front of these shops, there are many small vendors selling all kinds of things, among which most of them sell vegetables and fruits, and there are more than a dozen at a glance.
It is strange to say that Xiao Zhou and his family walked along the street for a long time, and dozens of fruit stalls passed by, selling bananas, pineapples, grapes, everything, but not oranges.
It's autumn now, and it's the time to sell oranges, so anyone who sells them should know
A fruit stall has a good business, and it is normal to sell out of oranges, but dozens of fruit stalls have oranges out of stock, which is too abnormal!
Xiao Zhou and his family are ready to continue walking forward for a while, and if they can't buy oranges, they will go back. As the so-called "Emperor pays off", just when the two of them thought that they might not be able to buy oranges to eat today, they met a stall selling oranges, which allowed them to thoroughly experience what is called a village called willows and flowers!
Even if it is a single orange, the stall owner still does not mention the price of a penny, and there are still more than half of the baskets left, and it is not easy to find such a stall, so Xiao Zhou and his family directly wrapped the remaining oranges.
On the way back, Xiao Zhou hugged the oranges, and his girlfriend ate them one after another, Xiao Zhou looked greedy, pretended to be complaining and said: "You see that I work so hard to carry oranges, and I can't spare my hands, can you reward me with an orange to eat?"
"Okay, I'll reward you if you're so well-behaved" After speaking, he stuffed the remaining half of the orange in his hand into Xiao Zhou's mouth.
I have to say that this orange is really delicious, after eating half of it, Xiao Zhou couldn't stop anymore, just put the basket on the ground, and squatted on the side with his girlfriend to eat it one by one.
Soon half a basket of oranges bottomed out, and the two of them were still licking their fingers with some unfinished thinking.
"It's so delicious, but it's a pity that it's too little, and if you haven't eaten enough, you'll have it," my girlfriend said with some regret.
Xiao Zhou also felt the same way, and comforted his wife and said that if you can meet such oranges tomorrow, you must buy more and have a good time!
Xiao Zhou and his girlfriend have not yet held a wedding, but they have already obtained a certificate, and they will occasionally live together, at this time it is already a little late, Xiao Zhou asked his girlfriend not to go home, stay and live with him, his girlfriend pretended to pretend to excuse himself and nodded in agreement.
Xiao Zhou lives in a "second-hand house" he bought newly, and he has been living by himself after the decoration, and he has to do it himself on weekdays, and if his girlfriend lives in, it is his happiest time, because he can eat ready-made meals without having to cook by himself.
Xiao Zhou's girlfriend's cooking skills are still relatively good, and she made four dishes and one soup not long after entering the kitchen, because the two of them ate a lot of oranges before, so they didn't eat a lot when they ate.
After dinner, the two of them went to bed early, because there was still "activity" to do, the abdominal pain made their activities end quickly, both of them felt a little disappointed, and they couldn't sleep so early, so they lay on the bed and snuggled together to chat.
The topic of conversation started with oranges again, and the two of them couldn't help but swallow their saliva when they thought about the delicious oranges. Unconsciously, the two fell asleep, and after sleeping for a while, the feeling of abdominal distension and pain made Xiao Zhou wake up from his sleep, but a pair
But he couldn't open his eyes.
Xiao Zhou wanted to wake up his wife who was sleeping next to him, but found that he could only open his mouth and couldn't say a word!
This feeling was indescribable, and Xiao Zhou couldn't scream, so he could only twist his body desperately, so that his wife who was sleeping next to him could notice him.
Fortunately, his body was still able to move freely, and his girlfriend who was sleeping next to him was soon woken up by him, and when he turned on the light and saw Xiao Zhou's appearance, he was so frightened that he screamed loudly, only to see Xiao Zhou's eyes red and swollen, like two walnuts, and his whole face was also full of red light, as if it would glow.
After the panic, his girlfriend thought of calling an ambulance, and soon the ambulance arrived and took Xiao to the hospital. After some first aid, Xiao Zhou was finally out of danger.
Afterwards, Xiao Zhou and his family learned that although oranges are delicious, they are a kind of thing that becomes more and more popular the more they eat, and Xiao Zhou is more sensitive to oranges, and he is not honest after eating so much, which caused allergies, which led to swollen eyes and unable to speak.
As for Xiao Zhou's girlfriend, although she didn't have a severe allergy like Xiao Zhou, she couldn't stop leaking for three days afterwards, and finally reached her goal of losing weight in a short time after recovering, which can be regarded as a blessing in disguise.
(End of chapter).
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