Some teachers shook their heads one after another, "Don't do anything serious, you can liven up the atmosphere!

"Li Zixuan, I heard that you claim to have tens of millions of fans and hundreds of millions of black fans? Now many people on the Internet are hacking you, questioning you, and attacking you, what do you think?"

The people who asked questions were more and more enthusiastic, and the voices of these men were louder.

"What do you think? I don't usually look at it. I know I'm popular, but I also know that I'm not RMB, and I can't be liked by everyone. ”

Li Zixuan said lightly.

"Really? I don't believe it! Why don't you watch it? Don't you dare to read it?"

The boy who stood up to ask a question quickly followed.

Everyone wants to stir up trouble!

It seems that many people are very dissatisfied with their own lectures?

"I don't have much to say about these Internet blackspots, and it's not worth paying attention to, they're just a bunch of clowns.

In reality, I am silent, humble and cowardly, modest and polite, and dare not have a conflict with anyone.

On the Internet, Ben respects his fists, looks at the world, and is high-spirited, and I punched him when the sun hits me.

This is the Internet keyboard warrior, I want to say that there are still many unworthy people in this world, why don't you see them to be killed one by one?"

"Haha! yes, that's the keyboard man. In reality, I haven't seen a few crazy people, and I haven't seen a few people on the Internet who are not angry. ”

"The anger is not heavy because you don't speak, which gives you the illusion. ”

"I want to die, too! But the strength doesn't allow it. ”

"Li Zixuan, I remember that you are very good at spraying people, are you talking about yourself?"

"In reality, I am silent, and I hit the Internet!"

"Li Zixuan is still sharp when he sprays people!"

......

"But I've heard that you're a great scolder, and a lot of trolls have idolized you, and they've nicknamed you 'The Ultimate Keyboard Warrior'. What do you think?"

You shouldn't study music, you should study media, it's a pity not to be a paparazzi.

"Just like now, don't look. ”

"Haha! Aren't you the one who calls people 'the ultimate keyboard warrior'? people don't like you at all!"

"Pro-demonstration, excellent effect!"

"is worthy of being a star, this public relations ability to save the scene is not ordinary!"

"Shang is really high!"

......

"Okay, let's go to class first, and then I'm going to end the class. ”

Li Zixuan waved his hand to silence everyone.

"It's not fair! Xuanxuan, we haven't asked yet!"

"Yes, we have to ask, and there are so many questions for you?"

"What kind of class, how nice it would be for us to chat like this!"

"Yes, we haven't finished a lot of professional textbooks yet!"

......

This time, it was the girl's turn not to agree, and the man had stolen the limelight just now, and it seemed that no girl had succeeded in asking a question.

"Okay then! Ask a few more questions, and it's time for class. ”

Facing this group of presumptuous girls, Li Zixuan really had a bit of a headache.

It's all to blame for not holding up the shelf of the teacher's table when they entered the classroom at the beginning, which made them lose their sense of distance.

"I'm going to ask!"

A round-faced girl in the front row immediately stood up and raised her hand high.

"Then you ask!"

For the sake of your sweet looks, I'll give you a chance.

"Xuanxuan, I want to ask you a question, can air conduct electricity?"

Damn! Really, I didn't read a book, and I was tested on my physics knowledge?

"Not on a sunny day, but on a rainy day. ”

"But it's not raining now, why are you calling me?"

The girl's face was unusually ruddy, and she actually had the courage to look directly at Li Zixuan's gaze.

As soon as this question was asked, it was like GC, and even many girls stood up and screamed and coaxed, and even Lin Jiatong, the teacher, was a little red.

"666! Are female fans so blatant now?"

"Hahaha! What did I see?

"The girls in our school are so tough! There was one with a knife and fork before. ”

"How did I find out I fell into the wolf's den today?"

"What the hell is this, why is no one teasing me like this?"

"This sister's paper is strong enough, senior sister, you also called me!"

......

The teacher turned into a sea of joy here, and Li Zixuan was also a little confused), are you greeting me with earthy words?

"Ahem!"

Li Zixuan straightened his posture, and then leaned on the podium and attached it:

"This young lady, have you become fat?"

"Ahh

The round-faced girl was a little confused), did she gain weight? and asked in front of everyone, is there such a revenge?

"Then why is your weight in my heart getting heavier and heavier?"

Li Zixuan said seriously.

"Hmm...... Forehead ......"

reacted, and the round-faced girl's face was immediately dyed with a layer of drunken red, and the whole person was dazed.

Why did she feel that happiness came so suddenly?

"Damn! they are all masters! It turns out that Li Zixuan will too!"

"The master has made a move, and I'm waiting for the straight man to stand aside with a confused face). ”

"It's okay to be handsome like this, and you're so good at flirting with girls, how can we live?"

"Li dog, you openly flirt with girls, what kind of system do you become?"

"Wow! I'm going to ask too, I'm going to ask too!"

"Xuan Xuan, look at this, I want to say it too!"

......

Regardless of the disturbances below, Li Zixuan continued to talk like a river:

"Miss, do you know how to play the piano?"

"Yes, yes. ”

"No wonder you tug at my heartstrings!"

"Do you have a lighter?"

"No, no ......"

"Then why are you able to ignite my heart?"

"Miss, do you smell a burning smell in the air?"

"I didn't ...... No. ”

"But my heart is burning for you!"

"Do you smell anything?"

"Burn...... Does it smell like burnt?"

The round-faced girl's head is already down.

"No, it's that as soon as you sit here, the air becomes sweet!"

"Do you know the difference between you and the stars?"

“......”

"The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart!"

......

A few earthy words flashed in his mind, and Li Zixuan shook beads and came out of his mouth one after another.

The classroom was already full of screams and noise.

The round-faced girl was even more drunk and lost her ability to react.

It turns out that Xuanxuan, you are such a person!

On the contrary, the other girls looked at her, with a look of envy and cut, this time she made a lot of money! When did Xuan Xuan say such a thing to someone?

Why wasn't the person who started asking questions?

"it! Li Goudan has practiced this flirtatious skill, right?"

"Xuanxuan, you are so powerful! my heart is also burning for you!"

"Xuanxuan, did you see me smoking?"

"I'm a girl, I'm going to be excited!"

"Li Goudan, is it really appropriate to say such things in class? Pay attention to the occasion!"

......

"Li Goudan, you have a kind of you say to me!"

There were also boys shouting.

"I don't want to see you, just like your mother beats you as unreasonable!"

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