Chapter 186: What a miserable man
Anxi was speechless, she continued to be angry and cold, and finally shook her hand with hatred, turned around and walked in the direction of the door.
Pei Youqing, who was also disgusted by Zhao Punctuality, was preempted by Anxi to speak first, so he had to suppress this feeling of wanting to vomit but not being able to vomit. Seeing that Anxi was leaving, he hurriedly greeted: "Sister, where are you going?"
An Xi pointed to the door and sighed: "Contact me at noon in the future, I'm afraid that sooner or later I will die at the hands of Zhao Puheng, a sand sculpture." ”
"No, no. Zhao Punctual sneered.
Hey~ The fierce woman sighed and didn't want to speak.
Pei Youqing knew that if An Xi left, he was not Zhao Punctuality's other party, and he would inevitably be hit by the other party, so he hurriedly dissuaded: "Sister, you can't leave now." Our purpose of singing has not been achieved yet. ”
'Vomit~' Anxi, who was vomiting, patted his chest and said angrily: "Just a broken song like 'Two Tigers', I'll go back and flip through Bewa children's songs, and it's no problem to get three or five hundred songs a day." ”
"You can't tell he's joking. Pei Youqing, who had persuaded him, turned his head to look at Zhao Punchou, his tone was soft but full of threat: "You're joking, right?" ”
"Just kidding, it has to be a joke. Zhao Punctual stretched out four fingers to make an oath. To live or to perish, that's the question. Zhao Punctual made a choice easily, he chose to live.
"Sister, look, he's really joking. ”
An Xiluo, who had already put her hand on the doorknob, thought about it for a while, and decided to give both sides a chance, she looked at Pei Youqing: "You tell Zhao Punctual that unless he can come up with a song now, I can't believe him." ”
As a qualified microphone, Pei Youqing made a pistol shape with both hands and said, "My boss said that I want you to come up with a new song now, immediately, immediately." Otherwise, I'll get you biubiubiu. Do you understand?"
Coughing twice, Zhao Punctual put away his playful face and asked seriously, "Do you have any requirements?"
"You still dare to do this!"
Pei Youqing was annoyed and wanted to fight. Zhao Punctual waved his hand again and again, "A serious question, this time it's a serious question." ”
"Don't tease me?"
"Don't dare, don't dare. ”
"Let's see how you behave. ”
Pei Youqing, who snorted coldly, quickly ran to Anxi's side, and the two of them got together and muttered.
After a long while, the two people who should have made the decision looked at each other. Pei Youqing spoke to Zhao Punche as a representative: "This is the case. After my discussion with Sister Xi, we wanted a fast-paced song with a cheerful style. It is best to proclaim to the world our personality traits and attitudes. ”
"So wild?"
"Wild, must be wild. "The fierce girl roared, woo~woo~~~
Zhao Punctuality, who was touching his chin, looked at Pei Youqing and An Xi, who were standing side by side, thinking about what song was suitable for their style.
In other words, what characteristics do they have, which can be conveyed through singing.
Anxi was born in 1984 and is 29 years old. Pei Youqing was born in 1991 and is just 22 years old this year.
are the most fascinating age groups.
Anxi's temperament is on the quiet side, and she can satisfy most of her fantasies about his wife.
Pei Youqing's temperament is lively, and he is the best choice to experience love. She will definitely be a good wife in the future.
The difference between the two is the same - [have good looks and figures, can dress up in the kitchen, can be salty, sweet and romantic, no trouble, no nonsense].
It's a bit of an exaggeration, but it's mostly true. It's really true. With Zhao's punctual dog's head guaranteed.
It's very difficult to define two people in a song. If only the most intuitive one of them is ...
Inexplicably, a few lyrics came to Zhao Punchou's heart:
[You are empty, you are empty, color is empty and empty, in the catastrophe that cannot be escaped~]
[You are the wind, you are the wind, the breeze in the heat, make me crazy crazy~]
Some of the lyrics that are out of line give people the maximum space for imagination.
And this is exactly the characteristics of Pei Youqing and Anxi - youthful, beautiful, sexy and enchanting.
Of course, Zhao Punctual didn't want Pei Youqing and An Xi to sing such suggestive songs on the stage of "I Am a Singer".
But it doesn't prevent him from making up for it himself.
It's the middle of May, and the weather in Hunan is already a little hot, but it's not time to turn on the air conditioner.
The two people in the room did not shy away from Zhao Punctuality, and they were also dressed comfortably.
Pei Youqing has a suspender belt on the upper body and sports shorts on the lower body.
Anxi has a white printed T-shirt on the top and a skirt on the bottom.
Pei Youqing is 169cm tall, and Anxi is slightly lower, but also 166cm.
They are definitely the two who are superior, and with their slender figures, Zhao Punctual thinks about it.
With a snap, Zhao Punctuality, who had a sore shoulder, came back to his senses. Startled by Pei Youqing standing in front of him, he shuddered and asked, "What's wrong?"
"You've got a lot of fun. ”
Zhao Punchou was frightened but did not doubt it, he hurriedly wiped the corners of his mouth with a weak heart, but did not find water stains.
looked at Pei Youqing, who was smiling at the corner of his eyebrows, and suddenly knew that he had been tricked.
"Explain, the eyes that were thinking about what I thought just now were straight. ”
"Didn't think about anything. "Zhao Punctuality strictly respects the first rule of survival: talk less, be silent more. Provincial self-exposure.
Pei Youqing snorted coldly, stretched out three fingers, and said, "Three seconds." If you can't give me the answer I want, I'll take your dog's life. ”
With a bang, Zhao Punctual pretended to be scared, and hurriedly explained honestly: "It's really nothing." It's just thinking about what song suits your style. ”
Pei Youqing quickly pointed his finger at Zhao Shoushi, and quickly asked, "What is the name of the song?" Answer right away!"
A black shadow swept in front of him, which made Zhao Punctuality, who was already pretending to be calm, startled, and replied without thinking: "[Color is emptiness]." ”
As soon as the words fell, Zhao Punctual knew the pill.
In a hurry, he said what was in his heart.
It's like the final essay question in the college entrance examination. Originally, it was [free play], but now it has become a "fixed topic".
Let's play a few hairs, go home and wait for death.
"Color is empty~" Pei Youqing, who was dragging a long voice, looked at An Xi and said, "This sentence comes from the Buddha, right? Although I don't know what it means, it sounds quite serious." ”
If he could, Zhao Punctual wanted the young Pei Youqing to know what it was: the world is sinister, and people's hearts are not ancient.
But he didn't dare, what he was thinking about now was how to get away with it.
Because he knows Pei Youqing too well. As long as this sister is curious, she must be investigated to the end.
Anxi said: "It seems to be from the Mahaprajnaparamita Heart Sutra." ”
Pei Youqing Dynasty Zhao Punctual pouted, "Teacher Zhao, sing two sentences and listen." ”
As soon as the 'Teacher Zhao' with an infiltrating atmosphere came out, Zhao Punctual knew that he was going to be cold. The head shook like a rattle: "I can't sing." ”
Uh-huh?
Pei Youqing's face was straight, and he tilted his head and squinted at Zhao Punctuality. Just now, she saw the desire # in Zhao Punctuality's straight eyes, the kind of lust that wants to tear people apart.
Therefore, even if she knew that the phrase "color is emptiness" came from the Buddha's verse, she still suspected that this song of the same name was not serious, and even a 'little yellow song'. And Zhao Punctuality's attitude seems to verify this.
Pei Youqing, who was full of curiosity in his heart, continued to probe tentatively: "Just now 'you' laughed so 'sincerely', now tell me that you can't sing?"
One you, one sincere. With two accents in one sentence, Zhao Punctual understood that he was in the most dangerous moment, and he was in danger of being exposed at any time.
"I'm really~"
"Boom !!"
The earth-shattering thunder interrupted Zhao Punctuality, who was still about to quibble. He was really scared of being a thief, so he ran to check the window with fear, for fear that God would not be able to look at it, so he picked us up.
When he came to Pei Youqing again, he lost his heart, and said dejectedly: "It's okay to sing, but you have to promise not to get angry." ”
"Not angry, certainly not angry. I'm so kind, you're so honest, how could I be angry with you. ”
Seeing the clumsy smirk on Pei Youqing's face, Zhao Punchou, who didn't come up with any way, knew that it was a blessing or a curse, and that he couldn't avoid it.
reminds me of Pei Youqing's ridicule of himself when he watched "Happy Camp" before. Zhao Punctual chose "Don't think about it anymore." ”
[You are empty, you are empty, color is empty and empty, in the catastrophe that cannot be escaped~]
[You are the wind, you are the wind, the breeze in the heat, make me crazy crazy~]
The simple two lyrics spit out from Zhao Punchui's mouth, coupled with the enchanting and charming cheese that Zhao Punchou practiced during the recording of "Happy Camp", completely shocked Pei Youqing and An Xi.
The two looked at each other in a daze, their open jaws unable to close for a long time.
'What the hell?'
'Kill him?'
The two glanced at each other, reached a tacit understanding in an instant, and as soon as they rolled up their sleeves, they were about to step forward to gank Zhao Punctuality.
The latter was immediately frightened, and he made a defensive gesture in the starting gesture of Wing Chun, "Say yes first, don't get angry." ”
"Hmph, I'm not angry, you see how happy I laugh. Pei Youqing pointed to the smile on her face, and she continued: "I just want to beat you up, without any other emotions, please believe me." ”
Ten minutes later, Zhao Punctuality, who was beaten up, lay on the ground humming and chirping.
In fact, it doesn't weigh much, but if it is heavier, it is easy for them to find out their conscience and not suffer a second blow.
Pei Youqing and An Xi sat on the edge of the sofa, rubbing their somewhat sore wrists.
Anxi said: "We are too impulsive, this is not good. Why don't you give him a chance to defend himself? If he's not satisfied, he'll fight again?"
"Broad. ”
Pei Youqing, who agreed, looked at Zhao Punctuality, hunched over her waist with her fingers crossed, with the posture of a gangster: "Teacher Zhao, tell me how you feel." ”
"It hurts~"
Patting the sofa, Pei Youqing raised his eyebrows and said, "Do you think we care about this?"
Zhao Shoushi, who was in tears, whimpered and said, "Beautiful, dried apricots." ”
"What?" Pei Youqing didn't turn his ears, but he wasn't sure, so he asked again.
Zhao Punctual wiped away his non-existent tears, and snorted twice before saying, "I said that the first impression I had from the two of you was beautiful." The second feeling is dried apricots. That's what reminds me of this song "Color is Emptiness".
Of course, you also have many virtues, such as being cheerful, kind, loving life, and so on. It's just that my ability is limited and I can't express it for a while. ”
Pei Youqing, who was blown by a rainbow fart, was very happy. The face of the original cloudy thunderstorm was instantly sunny, and the sky was cloudless.
Eh~eh~
Pei Youqing, who accidentally injured his allies, hurriedly went to help Zhao Punctuality, patted the dust on his body, and said, "Look at this trouble." Isn't it that the flood flooded the Dragon King Temple, and the family doesn't know the family. ”
Zhao Punctual hehe, finally believed what was [a woman's mouth, a deceitful ghost. 】
Pei Youqing, who had already beaten and couldn't turn back time, only didn't see the displeasure on Zhao Punchou's face. She looked at Anxi and persuaded, "Sister." Although this song [Color is Empty] is cheesy, vulgar is elegant. Punctuality is also kind, let's not blame him, after all, he is also quite miserable. ”
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