Chapter 33: Committing a Crime
I'll go, and I'm still pushing a stone on my legs with both hands,
With a bang, this lipstick is printed on the face,
"No, Sister Pei, please respect yourself, you will be detained for such behavior!" I also panicked and said in a mess.
I heard Old Joe tell me in the cremation room earlier,
There are also many kinds of yin corpses, and there is one that is color yin,
It's that the corpse was a very disorderly person before it died,
Then after being stained with his corpse qi, the light one will be a nymphomaniac, and the heavy one will mess around.
This yin qi in her is very evil,
I can't suck it out of my body,
It can only be sucked out from the neck of the foot.
But my feet are pressed under the soil, and I suck a fart,
I regret that I just helped her suck it out.
Angry that she didn't believe it, thinking about making her uncomfortable and begging me to suck,
I didn't expect this accident to put myself on board!
Lao Tzu hasn't been in the shade for a while.
I don't look down on you young woman at all.
Aren't you taking advantage of me!
In fact, Sister Pei's consciousness is still clear,
It's just that I can't control my mistakes.
He said: "My dear, do you think I am beautiful or Wang Mingzhu is beautiful? Let's two okay, sister guarantees what you want, if you are good with sister, I will give you a villa and a sports car when you go out." ”
I said solemnly: "Sister Pei, I am a person with a wife, although it is a trial marriage, but it is also protected by the law, you are looking at the wrong person, besides, do you think I am a greedy and lustful person?"
Sister Pei said affirmatively: "Like, you are not only greedy for money, but also a sullen person, sister has read countless people, you will not be mistaken!"
I'll go, is that really the case, how come I don't know?!
The yin qi on Sister Pei's feet and neck is spreading rapidly,
She became more and more, and her words became more and more excessive.
The action is getting more and more unbearable for me.
She didn't care about my feelings at all and wantonly unleashed her nymphomaniac.
Just at the last moment, the black gas slowly moved over,
A cold aura was eating away at my body more and more.
Seeing it slowly approaching, I felt that it still had scruples about me,
I pretended I couldn't move, and wanted to get closer to make a move.
I stared at the black gas and slowly approached,
While asking Sister Pei, "Sister Pei, does the convective air move slowly?"
When Sister Pei saw the black gas, she stopped in a panic,
He said to me: "This is in a hole in the ground, and the convective air may also be glued, so it will move slowly, I don't understand this reason, I really doubt if you have ever studied!"
I said, "It's just a convection of air, what are you afraid of?"
Sister Pei said: "I was dragged just now, leaving a shadow, are people girls, of course I will be afraid!"
I'll go, a young woman, like a little girl in the flowers,
It gave me goosebumps.
I don't want to be messing with her, it's the same as playing the piano to a cow.
I want to grab that black gas and make that thing visible,
Let's talk to Sister Pei about something other than science.
This time I didn't bombard it with thunder, but waited for it to get closer.
Throw out the red rope violently, and then suck its yin qi with his yin finger,
If you don't inhale its yin qi, don't say it's me,
Even if you add Shen Xiaocen, you can't hold it,
This thing has melted away.
Even so, its strength is still surprisingly great,
Because I can only suck half of the yin qi from her,
The yin qi on the legs can't be sucked in.
In desperation, I threw the thunder trick at it with an iron needle,
With a bang, the black gas dissipated,
A female corpse wearing an old cheongsam fell to the ground with a thud.
Look at her outfit, she has been dead for hundreds of years,
But the face is lifelike, and the skin shows no signs of decay.
Sister Pei sighed and said, "Poor sister, I was also killed by this pair of flowing air!"
I'm really speechless,
If I tell this woman that it's the convective air,
She's definitely going to say I'm talking nonsense.
I used thunder to temporarily calm her soul,
I should have put a charm on it right away,
But I didn't, and instead tied the other end of the red rope around my waist.
The female corpse quickly woke up and opened her eyes violently,
With a swaying face, two peach blossom eyes are fascinating.
Seeing me pinching the thunder with an iron needle,
The female corpse was frightened and desperately struggled back, trying to escape,
Sister Pei said: "This sister, don't be afraid, he saved you just now, otherwise you will be swept away by convective air." ”
I couldn't help but laugh and said to Sister Pei, "Don't you think she's dead?"
Sister Pei said: "You are really sick, you are obviously a big living person, how can you say that people are dead, be careful that people accuse you of slander." ”
I want to slap her, this girl is really unreasonable!
I said impatiently, "If you want to go out, hug my waist." ”
Sister Pei smiled and said, "Isn't my hug tight enough?"
That's when I realized that it was pretty tight!
The cheongsam woman violently broke free,
Dragged me and Sister Pei out from under the mound little by little.
I glanced at Sister Pei and said, "Your big living person is stronger than a donkey?!"
Sister Pei said: "Why are you talking so ugly, people are strong, why do you still say that people are donkeys?!"
Although Sister Pei is talking to me,
But she still couldn't hold on to my waist, and continued to be nymphomaniac.
While she was a nymphomaniac with me, I hurriedly helped her suck the yin qi from her legs,
It's strange that I can't even remove the yin qi from the roots,
Those few black handprints just can't be sucked off.
But at least restrain her from being a nymphomaniac,
Sister Pei immediately let go of me, wondering why she was hugging me.
I said to Sister Pei: "Don't look at me, that eldest sister dragged you out of the mound, and you didn't go to shake hands with others." ”
Sister Pei is a scene person, and she thinks what I said is reasonable.
It's really stupid to go up and shake hands with the cheongsam woman,
The cheongsam woman choked Sister Pei's neck violently,
Sister Pei suddenly shouted: "What are you doing, psychopathic, let me go, otherwise ......"
Sister Pei was pinched and almost speechless,
He shouted at me with all his might, "Quick, save me!"
I said: "I don't have as much strength as her, she is stronger than a donkey, if I want to save you, I have to bombard her with thunder, if I kill her, you must not call the police and say that I deliberately hurt her, I really can't save you." ”
"She's not human, she's not ......" Sister Pei was about to die when she was pinched.
I said, "You're finally admitting that she's not human?!"
Sister Pei nodded.
"So, I used the thunder trick to kill her, and I won't break the law?!"
Sister Pei nodded hurriedly.
Then I raised the iron needle and stabbed it at the cheongsam woman.
The cheongsam woman flashed back, and then let go of Sister Pei.
Sister Pei let out a sigh of relief and said angrily: "She's not human, she's really not human, she's mentally ill!"
I think Sister Pei looks like a psychopath!
Sister Pei is really angry,
Seeing that I grabbed the cheongsam girl with a red rope, raised my foot and kicked over,
I want to hold a pinch.
A black gas penetrated from the cheongsam woman into Sister Pei's feet and neck.
The cheongsam woman fell to the ground with a thud and turned into a corpse.
It's broken, the ghost of the cheongsam girl has gotten into Sister Pei's feet and neck!
The reason why I was shocked was because the yin qi of this female corpse was too strange,
Not only can I not extract the yin qi on the legs of this woman's corpse,
Her yin qi touched Sister Pei's feet and neck, and she couldn't suck it out as if it was rooting.
Her ghost penetrated into Sister Pei's feet and neck, and if she wanted to get rid of it, it would be more difficult than ascending to the sky.
As soon as the ghost of the cheongsam woman left her body, her corpse quickly began to decompose.
Something strange happened, the upper body was completely rotten,
His legs were still intact as if they were frozen.
I asked Sister Pei again: "What is this phenomenon, why did it suddenly rot?"
Sister Pei immediately became nervous,
His face turned pale and said: "It seems that there is acid in the air of this pair, and my feet are also eroded, send me to the doctor quickly, otherwise my feet will rot!"
My heart said, If the doctor could cure anything,
Then there would be no Onmyoji in this world.
I crouched down and used my probing finger to absorb the memory of the female corpse before death,
Only by figuring out how she died can we dissolve her obsession,
Let her die, so that the yin qi on Sister Pei's feet can be melted away.
Sister Pei saw that I didn't hurry up to help her go, but squatted on the ground and touched the woman's corpse.
He shouted angrily, "Are you deliberately trying to make my feet rot, why don't you help me up to the doctor quickly?!"
I said impatiently: "You don't chirp crookedly with me, if you want to get on you, I didn't stop you, what does it matter to me if you can't walk, why should I help you?"
Sister Pei's angry tears are about to come out,
Pointing at me, he said: "You, you, you just want me to get rid of it, you just want to kill yourself for money, so that the project can be your wife's!"
I said, "So what, you were killed by the acid in the convective air, it's my business!"
Sister Pei saw that her legs began to turn green again,
With tears in his eyes, he said, "Say, how much does it cost to help me up?"
I said: "The money is free, after all, you are now my employer, I should be responsible for you, but you don't chirp with me, I will ensure that your leg does not rot, I am looking for a cure." ”
Sister Pei muttered confusedly and angrily: "It's like you can really cure yes, it's just a magic stick, what to pretend, if you delay my treatment time, I'm not done with you." ”
I ignored her anymore, held my breath and stared, and the memory of the female corpse before her death surfaced,
Seeing that horrible scene, my breath almost stopped!