Chapter 44: Leave you a pair of bottoms
"Uncle, it's not good for you to be like this, so many people are watching, you are breaking the law. Li Yan said, wanting to dispel the idea of the uncle touching porcelain, he had just earned a few hundred yuan from the girl, and he didn't want to make himself empty-handed because of the old man.
It's just that when you meet a shrewd person like the old man, it's doomed to be in vain.
"Someone?" Hearing Li Yan's words, the old man hurriedly got up from the ground and looked around, and after finding that no one noticed here, he lay on the ground again.
"You don't lie to me here, no one can see it, I tell you young man, you don't have a thousand people today, don't want to leave here. ”
The old man said with a serious face, as if what he said was a holy decree, and he didn't give Li Yan half a chance to bargain.
"Uncle, don't say eight thousand, even six or seven hundred, I don't have either!" Seeing the old man lying on the ground deliberately, Li Yan said.
If he really has eighteen thousand on his body, then he still needs to go to the street to touch porcelain, let alone eighteen thousand, even seven or eight hundred yuan he doesn't have on him, and what he has in his pocket is only a few hundred yuan that he just extorted from the girl.
"There are no eighteen thousand, you are still a young man, you are really wasted, you can give as much as you have, just when I give you a voluntary performance this time. Looking at Li Yan, the old man's face showed a strange expression.
In that way, it seems that he has done some loss-making business, and it seems to be ridiculing and satirizing Li Yan, which is indescribable, even if he describes it, he can't say it clearly.
"That's all I have on me, it's all for you. Gritting his teeth, Li Yan took out a few red banknotes from his body and handed them to the old man.
Now Li Yan's heart is eager to kick the old man out, but Li Yan also knows that if he really kicks the old man out today, then it will not be a matter of a few hundred yuan.
Taking advantage of the old man's inattention, when handing the old man money, Li Yan secretly hid one, although it was only one hundred yuan, but with it, at least he could fill his stomach today.
"Five hundred, boy, you have more than this money, I can see it clearly, the girl gave you six hundred dollars. Taking the money handed over by Li Yan, the old man said after clicking it, he glared at Li Yan, and his face was full of dissatisfaction with Li Yan.
"Uncle, I haven't eaten yet. Listening to the old man's words, Li Yan pleaded, and couldn't help but speak his hometown.
If he really gave the old man the only hundred yuan he had, then he really wouldn't have anything to eat today.
"Leave your sister, whether you eat or not, it doesn't matter what I do, it's good to leave you a pair of underwear. ”
"If you don't give it, don't give it to me, you can call someone, and then there will be no eight thousand things in this matter, don't think about it......"
The old man said, refusing to give in at all, he lay on the ground, revealing a posture of wanting to shout, as if he was the one who was wronged, and what he was doing now was right.
"I'll give, can't I give?" When he said this, Li Yan almost cried out.
With trembling hands, he took out the only hundred dollars from his pocket, and reluctantly handed it to the old man.
"What is a young man's mother-in-law doing, taking out a hundred yuan is as uncomfortable as a dead wife, let me tell you, I have been in the industry for more than 20 years, and I have never met a poor person like you. ”
Seeing Li Yan slowly take out the hundred yuan from his pocket, the old man hurriedly snatched it from his hand and put it into his pocket before Li Yan handed it to him, and at the same time, he chattered about some complaints and complaints about Li Yan.
Looking at the expression on the old man's face, Li Yan really couldn't help but want to scold him in his heart, if you touch porcelain, you will touch porcelain, don't be so insulting, the money is given to you, and you are engaged in personal attacks.
If you want to cry without tears, Li Yan can only use this idiom to describe his mood at this time.
"Boy, this coat on your body is good, take it off, I want it, uncle!" the old man touched Li Yan's coat and said.
"I'm losing a lot of money to do your order, this coat is your compensation for me, as for the pants, it's good, but young people running naked on the street affect the image a little bit, uncle, I'm good to leave you a pair of bottoms." ”
Looking at Li Yan, the old man said with compassion, but the expression on his face has never changed, in Li Yan's opinion, this is his **naked contempt.
"Uncle....... You ......." Li Yan opened his mouth, and before he could say what he wanted to say, he immediately swallowed it back, more things are better than less things, Li Yan was in the same mood as the girl just now, and he wanted to leave here quickly.
After taking off his coat and throwing it on the old man's body, Li Yan's heart was galloping again.
After coming to the earth for so long, Li Yan has never been as angry as he is today, he just earned six hundred yuan from touching porcelain elsewhere, and now the money has not been covered in his pocket, and in a blink of an eye, it has become something in the hands of others, and he doesn't even have a coat on his body.
If Li Yan didn't believe in God's curse just now, then at this moment, he believed it thoroughly.
Looking at the old man lying on the ground, Li Yan left this place of right and wrong without looking back, he now has nothing of value on his body, so he can't really give him his underwear.
Li Yan left, leaving without looking back, and before he could go far, he heard a sigh from behind him.
"Alas, I didn't expect to squat for so long, and actually squatted to such a poor man. Hearing this, Li Yan's throat was hot, and a mouthful of blood almost didn't spurt out.
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When Li Yan returned to the food street again, it was already night, the bright moon was in the sky, and the moon hung in the sky like a big disk.
The daytime hustle and bustle has faded away, the crowds are sparse, most of the stalls have closed their doors, and only a few barbecue stalls are still brightly lit and lively.
Without the sun's rays, relying on the moonlight alone, the streets of the street are a little dark, and the lanterns hanging on both sides of the street glow faintly, although not as brightly lit as the main road, but forming a different style.
Walking on the road of the food street, the hungry Li Yan was very reluctant to swallow the roadside table into his stomach.
After being hungry for a day, he finally cheated a few hundred yuan from the girl, but the money was not warm in his pocket, and he was deceived by the old man in the blink of an eye.
Helpless, helpless, and all kinds of emotions surfaced in Li Yan's mind, like an overturned cruet, with mixed tastes,
Li Yan looked at the tables on both sides and sighed, but at this moment, his eyes suddenly lit up, as if he had discovered some new continent, and as if he had encountered some rare treasure.
Ran directly towards a beef noodle restaurant not far away and came to a table.
Just now, Li Yan saw a person leaving from the beef noodle restaurant not far away, but the beef noodles on his seat had not yet been eaten.
Ignoring anything else, Li Yan, who had been hungry for a day, rushed directly towards the bowl of beef noodles, looking at the bowl of beef noodles in front of him that had just moved a few bites, Li Yan couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
Gently smelling the beef noodles, the noodles were fragrant, and Li Yan's stomach seemed to have countless gluttonous worms seduced by the noodles, roaring and rolling in Li Yan's stomach frantically.
Looking at the beef noodles in front of him, Li Yan couldn't help but swallow his saliva, which he didn't know how many times he swallowed after seeing this bowl of beef noodles.
Hunger accelerated the secretion of saliva, and under the effect of conditioned reflexes, just thinking about it, Li Yan couldn't help but want to swallow saliva.
Inhaled gently, Li Yan, who couldn't help it, directly took a mouthful of noodles and put it in his mouth.
As soon as the beef noodles were eaten, Li Yan couldn't help but scream, and a fragrant and mellow taste kept lingering in Li Yan's mouth.
This feeling is indescribable and inexplicable, just like in the spring of March, a few people go on horseback, enjoy the beautiful scenery of mountains and rivers, or in the hot summer, under the greenery, singing and dancing, singing and singing.
It is the autumn when the maple leaves fall and fly all over the sky, and the snow in the cold winter is full of white, as if gently gliding on the beautiful legs of the jade bone ice muscle, slowly climbing to the peak and jumping into the deep cave.
If you really have to say the taste, you can't describe it.
He seems to be a dragon liver and phoenix marrow, ginseng and deer antler, bear liver and deer gall, not to mention language and words, even nothing in the world can be described, just like taking some panacea, as if he can become an immortal in an instant, independent from the world, and even heaven and earth have become very small in this mouth.
Li Yan slowly closed his eyes, he was feeling the fragrance of his face, like a spring breeze blowing on his face, refreshing, the breeze rose, and his whole body was indescribably refreshing.
I don't know how long it has been, but when Li Yan opened his eyes again, he found out
There is no more noodles.