Chapter 015: A Rare Piece of Shit

Leaving Xu's house, it was already more than nine o'clock in the morning. Lin Duoyu, the dirt bun, was completely stunned by Xu Lao's crooked words and the big cake drawn.

He carried the clothes he had changed into before, grinning and smirking goodbye to the security guard. Happiness came too suddenly, and he couldn't find the north when he smashed it. Walking aimlessly on the road of happiness, Lin Duoyu felt that the peak of life seemed to be only one step away, maybe the step was a little bigger, and he would be able to achieve his life dream.

At this moment, a black sedan suddenly stopped beside him. Lin Duoyu was startled, but saw that the window of the car was slowly rolled down, and a face that almost occupied the entire window stretched out.

"Zhao Ya?"

Hey, I didn't expect this person to know each other. It's just that seeing this fat and round face, Lin Duoyu really can't raise any interest.

"Lin is redundant, it's really true. I thought I was dreaming, why did you come here?" Zhao Ya seemed to be quite happy to see Lin Duoyu.

But when he heard these words in Lin Duoyu's ears, he felt awkward. For Zhao Ya, a big fat man, basically in the class, she is the second person who is ignored by everyone. Lin Duoyu also often ignores her existence, although he is the first person to be ignored by everyone.

"It's also surprising to see you here, you won't live in your family, right?" Lin Duoyu asked sneeringly.

But Zhao Ya blinked his big round eyes, nodded certically, "Yes, how do you know where I live?"

Now, Lin Duoyu is stupid. The top he said is naturally Longhua Garden, and the road at his feet is called Xingfu Road, and the direction leading to it is only the Longhua Garden above.

"Where are you going? There are no buses on this road, so I'll give you a ride if you get on the bus." Zhao Ya said again.

"No, no, no, no. I'll just go down. ”

Zhao Ya lived in Longhua Villa, and Lin Duoyu's head couldn't react for a while.

"It's okay, I'm on my way anyway. Zhao Ya said again, blinking with big eyes and a look of anticipation.

Lin Duoyu understood a lot from this expectant expression, and he suddenly sent it, he seemed to have grown up! Forget it, this car really can't be done, and the risk factor is a bit big.

"Get in the car! Get in the car!" Lin Duoyu was about to open his mouth to refuse, and the voice of the little demon sounded in his head.

"What?" Lin blurted out.

"Huh? I said I'm dropping by, just in time to see you off. Zhao Ya said again.

The little demon urged: "Hurry up and get in the car, otherwise you will regret it for the rest of your life." ”

Lin was helpless and shouted to the little demon: "I'm afraid that I will regret it for the rest of my life when I get in the car." Then, he turned his head sideways and smiled at Zhao Ya, Wan refused: "Forget it, you have something to do, it's good for me to go." ”

With that, he walked briskly forward. Zhao Ya refused to give up, and asked the driver to follow Lin Duoyu slowly, as if he was walking with him. Zhao Ya's weight is basically two hundred now, of course she knows what Lin Duoyu means when she looks at her.

To put it nicely, it is to stay away. It's not nice to say, it's a hate from the heart. But for some reason, since she went to college, she fell in love with this simple, introverted, and somewhat inferior boy at first sight.

In the class, the two of them are basically a South Pole and a North Pole. Lin Duoyu sat at the South Pole by the window, and Zhao Ya sat at the North Pole against the wall. And it's all in the last row, no tables!

In three years of college, she didn't even have a friend. No one can understand her loneliness, just as no one can understand Lin's extra humility.

"Hey, Lin Duoyu, I have something to say to you, can you get in the car?" After walking for more than ten minutes, Zhao Ya finally couldn't help but come to Lin Duoyu again and said to him.

Lin didn't have much effort to turn around, and suddenly stepped on a lump of slimy things in front of him.

"Be careful!" Zhao Ya kindly reminded, but unfortunately it was too late. But her shout made Lin Duoyu subconsciously think of something, and the other foot had just been raised, but the foot suddenly slipped again!

"Ahh

"Poof!"

"Sting!"

Lin Yu exclaimed, and the car next to him stopped. He sat firmly on the ground, and at the critical moment, Zhao Ya stretched out her strong arm and grabbed Lin's extra clothes. It's a pity that it still failed to save Lin Yuyu's tragic ending.

The ending is more tragic than a tragedy, Lin Duoyu's feet are covered with black shit, and his ass is also sturdy on the shit. What's even more tragic is that Zhao Yazheng next to him is embarrassed to carry one of the sleeves of his valuable sportswear.

Lin Duoyu pouted, slowly reached out and touched his buttocks, leaned over to his nose and sniffed it, okay, he retched for a while. was originally in a happy mood, but the body was completely covered by the smell of a piece of shit. A good outfit, all wasted!

Zhao Ya pushed the car door and walked down, holding a pack of tissues in her hand, and asked with concern: "Lin Duoyu, are you okay?" He was about to reach out and help Lin Duoyu up, but he was thrown away.

Lin Duoyu turned his head angrily and looked up at Zhao Ya, who was like a small mountain, and asked in a cold voice, "Don't you have something to say?" ”

Zhao Ya pursed her lips, her big eyes flickered and she looked at Lin Duoyu apologetically, and a pair of big fleshy hands were pinching the placket. "Uncle Li, you can wait for me first. ”

When the driver's master Uncle Li heard this, he drove the car to wait not far ahead.

"Lin is redundant. ”

Lin Duoyu, who was furious in his heart, was stubborn and would rather sit on the shit than expose his ugliness in front of Zhao Ya. He listened to Zhao Ya shouting his name, like a mocking slap on his face, which was so hot that he was embarrassed.

Zhao Ya is not welcome in the class, and being fat may be one of the reasons. But the fucking family lives in Longhua Villa, at least people don't have to worry about food and clothing. But what about himself, no father, no mother, no one cares, since he went to college, he has to bear the smell of burning paper in the crematorium all day long, and in order to save some money and save money, he almost grabs food with wild dogs.

"Lin Duoyu, are you listening to me. Zhao Ya's mosquito-like voice buzzed in Lin Yuyu's ears, which further exacerbated the chagrin in his heart.

He shook his head helplessly, smashed his fist on the ground, raised his head to Zhao Ya and asked, "What do you want to say, what do you think I can still want to hear now?"

"I, I, I want to say, actually, I've always liked you!" Zhao Ya finished speaking, and her head was about to get into her collar.

Lin Duoyu sneered, with inferiority complex and ridicule in it. He was mocking himself and the world. After living for more than 20 years, I haven't even had a girlfriend, and for the first time, a girl likes herself, and it's actually a Tyrannosaurus rex of more than 200 pounds! Damn, it's really a carnivore, isn't it taboo?

"I've loved you since my first day in college. I'm graduating soon, can you give me a chance, I, I'm going abroad tomorrow..."

"Hahaha..."Lin Duoyu suddenly burst out laughing, leaning back and forth in laughter, tears of laughter sliding from the corners of his eyes. Zhao Ya, who was laughing, went from being shy to having low self-esteem, and finally became red in her eyes.

"Like me? hahaha... It's ridiculous. In this world, there are still people who like me, hahaha... Why do you want me to be liked by you? Why do you like me when I wear a stall all day long, I smell of burning paper all over my body, I am not handsome, and I am not as good as a poor person who begs for food?"

"Because you're real. Zhao Ya lowered her head and said.

"Really? Lin Duoyu shook his head and sneered: "Miss Zhao, you are going abroad." Why make fun of a poor sour boy like me? I want to find a man, but I can't find any money?"

Zhao Ya's thick eyebrows were raised, a little angry.

"Lin Duoyu, you, even if you don't like me, you can't slander me like this. “

Because of his anger for a while, Lin Duoyu also realized that what he said was a little excessive. But for the sake of face, he just lowered his head in silence and didn't even apologize. He never thought that two people who should have belonged to a parallel world would suddenly confess to him one day.

"Lin Duoyu, I like you are serious. I know everyone hates me because I'm fat, but that's not what I want!" Zhao Ya's eyes were already covered with mist.

"You can dislike me, but you give me a wait. Sooner or later I will let you know that today you have made the wrong choice. After speaking, Zhao Ya raised her hand to wipe away her tears, threw the sleeve in her hand on Lin Yuyu's body, and ran away crying.

Lin Duoyu sat on the ground and laughed self-deprecatingly again. yes, what qualifications do you have to dislike it? Even if you wear a set of 100,000 yuan of clothes, you still have to make up the bedbugs crawling out of the pile of shit. On the road to happiness, a rare piece of shit can be stepped on by yourself, which is really not ordinary luck.

Zhao Ya left, Lin Duoyu stood up, his miserable appearance was really not as good as a beggar asking for food on the side of the road. At least, people don't stink to his extent.

When Lin Duoyu returned to the crematorium, it was already three hours later, and he had once changed into the clothes he had worn when he left last night.

"Xiao Linzi, I didn't come back all night, where did you go?" Old Xu, who was guarding at the door, spit out a puff of smoke in his mouth and asked Lin Duoyu with a smile.

"No, no, nowhere to go. Lin replied with a lost voice.

"Hmm, in a bad mood, what are you carrying in your hand, why does it stink?" Xu Lao leaned over and bent down to see what was in his pocket.

Lin Duoyu hurriedly took it aside, and said dodgingly: "It's nothing, I, I'll go back first!"

Dropping a sentence, Lin Duoyu hurriedly ran away. Xu Lao stood in place, smoking a cigarette pouch in his mouth, but the corners of his mouth provoked a smile.

Back in his cabin, Lin Duoyu put down the stinky clothes bag in his hand and fell headlong on the bed. For some reason, Zhao Ya's words were still echoing in his mind, and he couldn't help but feel a chill down his spine when he thought of Zhao Ya's fleshy face like a pumpkin.

"You're back?"

Suddenly, Lin Duoyu seemed to be hallucinating and heard someone talking to him. He lifted his face from the pillow and turned his head to look!

Suddenly, a pale face came into view!

"Ahh