Chapter 207: Suddenly, Hiss, Lala~
Sitting in the living room of room 305, Lin Fan felt for the first time that 'time' was so long, even every second was a century long, at this time he stood up, his eyes looked at the boudoir of the big goblin, imagining what kind of scene it would be inside the door?
Thinking about it,
Lin Fan wanted to tear down the door, but the problem was... There seems to be a baseball bat in this room.
"What's the situation?"
"How... Why haven't you come out yet?" Lin Fan glanced at the time, since she entered the boudoir, ten minutes have passed, and it stands to reason that she should have come out... The results haven't come out yet, isn't it... I was tricked by that girl?
No, no, no...
Yun'er is not that kind of person!
Lin Fan was a little uneasy in his heart, what he was most worried about now was being tricked by the big goblin.
"Yun'er?"
"Are you alright?" asked Lin Fan.
“...”
"What a rush!"
Liu Yun'er's irritable voice reached Lin Fan's ears from the room, making him a little dazed... Don't you just wear a dress, how do you wear anger in your mood? Like last time, you found that you had a problem with your body and couldn't wear it?
"Yun'er?"
"Are you fat?" Lin Fan asked curiously, "Are you unable to wear it?"
Suddenly
A roar burst out of the room.
"You're fat!"
"You fathead!"
Hearing this,
Lin Fan is almost certain that Liu Yun'er may have a problem with her figure, think about it carefully... When I first saw Yun'er, it didn't seem to be that big, but now it's getting bigger and bigger... But that's good, I like this kind of fleshy girl, I like this kind of girl who can't be mastered.
Back on the couch,
Lin Fan's mood gradually returned to normal, anyway, what should come will always come, and it is useless to be anxious... After all, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry.
suddenly
There was a 'click' sound from the big goblin's boudoir.
Unlocked!
Lin Fan's emotions also opened... At this moment, he is like a dam flooding, so surging.
"Wait a minute!"
"Now... Do not turn your head. Liu Yun'er said hurriedly.
“...”
"Oops... My big baby, you... Don't play with me. Lin Fan sat on the sofa, so anxious that he was about to smoke, but he didn't dare to disobey the big goblin, if he acted rashly, it was very likely that he would miss the opportunity from now on.
“...”
"You... You promise me one thing first. Liu Yun'er said softly: "Don't laugh at me." ”
Hearing Liu Yun'er's words,
Lin Fan suddenly came to his senses, could it be... This is not dressed normally?
"How could I laugh at you!" Lin Fan said with a smile: "I... Can I turn my head around? I'm in a hurry now, stop torturing me..."
"Humph!"
"Hurry to kill you!" Liu Yun'er's tone was slightly naughty: "The monkey is anxious..."
Words fall,
Liu Yun'er said slowly: "Look... Now you can watch it. ”
After hearing the permission,
Lin Fan jumped up from the sofa excitedly, and when he turned around, the first thing he saw was... The whole person froze.
"This..."
"It's... Is this my Yun'er baby?" Lin Fan's eyes widened, and his face was full of shock.
At this point,
The big goblin wears a blue cheongsam, and this cheongsam is different from the traditional one, it has a short hem... It only goes to the thigh position, and there is no sleeve, of course... Similar to the last evening dress, this cheongsam also carries out the incomparably powerful advantages of the big goblin.
But...
The most important thing is not here... Instead, the big goblin wore a pair of black stockings.
She... She really wore it!
It's over, it's over,
There is no resistance to this!
At this time, Lin Fan was about to suffocate, if Liu Yun'er in a dress was a spotless fairy, and a dignified and noble queen in an evening dress, then at this moment... Wearing a cheongsam, she is probably the eldest lady who was born in a scholarly family, showing her intellect to the fullest.
Oh, my God!
This...
How did God create such a perfect woman?
meanwhile
Liu Yun'er stood in place, her face was crimson, although she hugged the big pig's trotters in front of her, and kissed her... But his eyes that are ready to eat people at any time still make her a little shy, but at the same time... And a little bit of pride.
"Hey..."
"Nerd..."Liu Yun'er turned her head slightly, and asked softly, "Am I beautiful?"
“...”
"Baby... Please remove the word '?'" Lin Fan swallowed his saliva and said with an obsessive expression: "I used to be quite unfamiliar with the two idioms 'sinking fish and geese' and 'closing the moon and shy flowers', because I don't think there is such a woman in the world, but..."
Lin Fan paused and said slowly: "Now I believe it... I finally saw the woman who could be described as 'sinking fish and geese' and 'closing the moon and shy flowers'!"
Hearing Lin Fan's words,
Liu Yun'er was fascinated when she heard it, and she was so excited that she wanted to throw herself into Lin Fan's arms, but... At this time, she didn't dare to make any big moves.
"But..."
Lin Fan was silent for a moment, and said helplessly: "One thing is not perfect. ”
"Huh?"
"What's not perfect?" Liu Yun'er hurriedly turned her head and looked at the big pig's trotters with a blank expression.
"Such a beautiful and intellectual woman with a baseball bat in her hand. Lin Fan said bitterly: "Baby... What are you going to do?"
“...”
"I'm afraid you'll bully me!" Liu Yun'er glanced at her and said softly, "Who knows what will happen to you." ”
Lin Fan smiled and prepared to walk to Liu Yun'er's side, but... At this moment, Liu Yun'er said with a panicked face: "Don't... Don't come here!"
"What's wrong?" Lin Fan asked with a confused expression.
"You..."
"Just look... Don't come and do anything to me. Liu Yun'er said with a crimson face, and her tone was a little anxious: "You... You dare to take a step, I... I'll go back to my room right away!"
“...”
"It's not..."
"Looking... Just what to see?" Lin Fan was already confused, not knowing what routine Liu Yun'er was planning to play, and said, "You let me too... Touch it a few times. ”
Liu Yun'er said with an annoyed face: "Before... I said it before, just to see... Why are you suddenly going to be... You liar!"
But
When she saw the frustrated look of the big fool, Liu Yun'er was also helpless in her heart...
"That..."
"Then you sit on the couch, I... I'll sit down. Liu Yun'er said.
"Oh..."
Lin Fan sat back on the sofa with a well-behaved face, while Liu Yun'er took a deep breath, her steps were very slow, and her body tensed... For her, although it was only a few steps from the bedroom to the sofa, it was too difficult to get to such a small distance.
Long
Liu Yun'er came to the sofa, but did not sit down.
"What's wrong?"
Lin Fan looked at Liu Yun'er's abnormal behavior, and suddenly had a little doubt in his heart... It's the same as when I was at the hot spring inn.
Don't
Didn't you wear it again?
No, no, no... I definitely wore it this time.
Lin Fan still has these common senses, first of all, the fabric of this modern cheongsam should be made of silk... It's very thin and light, so you can see it at a glance.
"Nope..."
"It's nothing..."Liu Yun'er sat down slowly, and when she was on the sofa, she immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and the heart hanging in her throat also returned to its original place.
Then
Lin Fan found that the big goblin was getting more and more strange, from the boudoir to the sofa with a small broken step, and now sitting straight on the sofa, this is similar to the usual judgment of two people, she had already fallen into her arms before, and then found the most comfortable position, now... There was no reaction at all.
Shy?
Impossible!
Wear a cheongsam and a pair of black stockings, so you won't be ashamed like this.
Forget it...
Lin Fan didn't think about what he had or didn't, he looked at Liu Yun'er carefully, what he saw before was the front, and now it's the side... Although it is only a difference in the viewing angle, it gives two diametrically opposed feelings, and when it comes to the front... That beauty is intellectual, on the side... That beauty is bewitching.
This exaggerated curve makes people addicted to it and can't extricate themselves.
And at this moment,
Lin Fan defined this 'curve' on the big goblin as the 'S-curve conjecture', and at the same time... He was going to be a mathematician, a mathematician who went from finite exploration to infinite processes, and he was going to solve the puzzle of the century of the 'S-curve conjecture'!
"Hug?" Lin Fan asked.
“...”
"No!" Liu Yun'er shook and said seriously: "You can't hold it,"
"Oh..."
Lin Fan said with a little sadness.
Then
Liu Yun'er secretly glanced at Lin Fan, and when she saw his depressed face, her heart suddenly softened, and she asked casually, "Am I beautiful in stockings?"
"Hmm!"
Lin Fan nodded vigorously and said seriously: "Pleasing to the eye!"
Liu Yun'er pursed her lips, as if she was struggling with something, and finally... Plucked up the courage to say to Lin Fan and said softly: "Put... Put your head on my lap. ”
As soon as the voice fell,
Lin Fan rushed over directly, causing Liu Yun'er to exclaim in shock.
"Hey!"
"You... What are you doing in such a hurry?" Liu Yun'er said angrily.
"Hey, hey..."
"I'm afraid you'll regret it. Lin Fan lay on Liu Yun'er's lap on his side, couldn't help but stretch out his hand and touch it gently, and instantly thought of a chocolate brand - Dove, which was silky at the moment.
“...”
"Don't... Don't move your hands or feet. Liu Yun'er's voice trembled a little, and she almost touched her soul just now.
When Lin Fan's head was in the right position, he suddenly encountered a problem, he couldn't see Liu Yun'er's face from this angle, because it was completely blocked...
"Baby!"
"Do you know what the tallest mountain in the world is?" Lin Fan asked.
"Mount Everest. Liu Yun'er said indifferently.
"Wrong!"
Lin Fan said solemnly: "You answered wrong!"
Liu Yun'er was stunned for a moment, and said angrily: "Then what do you say?" ”
Lin Fan said shyly: "Far away in the sky, close in front of you." ”
In a flash
Liu Yun'er's head exploded, of course she knew what Lin Fan was expressing, so angry that she forgot the problem she was experiencing, and hurriedly stretched out her hand, ready to twist Lin Fan's waist meat fiercely.
however
When she just stretched out her arm and reached Lin Fan's waist.
suddenly
Hiss, la~
......