"Brother Xing, I was wrong, don't be angry. ”

"Brother Xing, are you laughing at one or not?"

Along the way, I saw Ouyang Xing walking forward with a straight face, Xiaotian apologized with a hippie smile next to him, and behind, two girls were covering their mouths and laughing.

Last night, after Xiaotian was pulled nonsense by Shangguan Liangyu's father, Shangguan with a knife, he forgot about knocking Ouyang Xing unconscious, and it was only in the morning that he found that he had lost a person, and everyone looked around, only to find Ouyang Xing curled up in a corner in the hall, sleeping soundly. Then, this scene happened.

Shangguan Liangyu looked at it, and couldn't help but say loudly: "Okay, you guys are making trouble, Dugu Xiaotian, look at it, how do we go next?"

Xiaotian walked over and took a look at the side: "Look, we have just come out of your house now, and now it is Ping'an Street, continue to walk south along Ping'an Street, and we will arrive at Ping'an Town, let's find an inn in Ping'an Town for one night, buy some camping equipment and set off for Beastmaster Pass." ”

Shangguan Liangyu was puzzled and said, "Why do you want to buy camping equipment? Wouldn't it be less time to go directly?"

Xiaotian said triumphantly: "Stupid, you have to die, there is no inn in the zoo, don't buy equipment, where do you sleep?" As soon as he finished speaking, Shangguan Liangyu took out the tent and other things that had been prepared a long time ago, and then took them back and said, "What did you just say? I didn't hear it." ”

Xiaotian coughed lightly twice and said, "Even if you have it, does your sister have that Ma Daha?"

"I use my sister's. ”

"Ouyang Xing, Ouyang Xing doesn't have it either!"

Ouyang Xing silently waved his hand, and a white tiger stepped out of the void, and behind the white tiger, a huge package was particularly eye-catching: "I'll go, what are you bringing here?"

Ouyang Xing was there, snapping his fingers like a few treasures and said: "My favorite camping tents, barbecue grills, all kinds of low-grade war beast meat, oh, yes, there are a lot of high-grade war beast meat, you see, this is salt, soy sauce, monosodium glutamate, cumin, vinegar, and ......."

Xiaotian hurriedly stopped him and said, "Let's go to the primeval forest, not elementary school students to go on a spring outing, why are you bringing so many useless guys." ”

Ouyang Xing glanced at Xiaotian, carefully put away the contents of the package, and said, "What do you know, these things of mine are used when I was surviving in the wild." ”

Xiaotian pointed to the barbecue grill and said, "This is also used for survival in the wild?"

Ouyang Xing took the barbecue grill and said, "Of course, do you eat raw when you go to the primeval forest?" ”

Xiaotian thought of a certain special forces soldier and said, "Isn't it?"

As soon as Xiaotian finished speaking, he found that Ouyang Xing and the three of them looked at him with a strange look: "yes, you are so disgusting." Shangguan Lingyue also came over and asked Xiaotian: "Alas, how do you usually eat it raw?" Do you hold the prey and gnaw it for a while, or cut it off with a knife and eat it with blood?"

Shangguan Liangyu hurriedly pulled Guan Lingyue away and said, "Let's go, don't say it, I'm about to throw up." ”

Leaving Xiaotian in place, once petrified.

......

In the evening, they arrived at Ping'an Town, and the four of them dragged their exhausted bodies to find an inn. As soon as he entered the inn, Ouyang Xing immediately found a bench to sit down, raised his head and shouted, "What about the shopkeeper, four upper rooms!"

With a squeak, the boss pushed open the counter and walked out, and said with a smile: "I'm really sorry, ladies and gentlemen, our inn is full today." ”

When Ouyang Xing heard this, he exclaimed, "What are you doing, don't you see that we are tired like this!"

The shopkeeper also looked embarrassed, and said, "There is also a middle room in the room, and if the four guest officers don't mind, they can also squeeze in." ”

Ouyang Xing said impatiently: "Let the guy move another bed for us, and quickly lead us there, grinding and chirping!"

After that, the shopkeeper hunched his waist and invited the four of them upstairs with a smile. On the way, Shangguan Liangyu whispered to Xiaotian: "Dugu Xiaotian, why don't I look right? Obviously, there is no sign of occupancy in the surrounding guest rooms, but the shopkeeper said that they are full here. ”

Xiaotian also said: "I also noticed, it's okay, just wait and see, with the cultivation of a few of us, the owner of the inn can't do anything to us." ”

Shangguan Liangyu glanced at Xiaotian, didn't say anything more, and hurriedly followed.

went up to the second floor, turned three or four meters to the left, and at the position next to the stairs, the shopkeeper stopped and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, you will live in this room today, and I will ask the guys to bring up the bath water in a while." ”

Ouyang Xing waved his hand and said, "Go, go, go." The shopkeeper pulled back and closed the door. Ouyang Xing then fell on the bed and said, "Comfortable!"

Shangguan Lingyue couldn't stand it anymore, so she pulled Ouyang Xing when she went up, and said, "Are you a man, don't you know if the lady is first, you hurry up for me, I want to rest." ”

Ouyang Xing retracted his hand violently, Shangguan Lingyue was unstable on his feet, and lay on Ouyang Xing's body, Ouyang Xing took advantage of the situation, and said in a hazy voice: "What are you robbing, let's just rest together." Shangguan Lingyue's face turned red, she couldn't break free, and said angrily: "You!"

"Bang!"

Xiaotian was startled by this sudden sound, and hurriedly looked over there, only to see Ouyang Xing covering his crotch and kneeling on the edge of the bed with his teeth bared, his face turned the color of pig liver, and his head was against the ground. Shangguan Liangyu was also taken aback, and hurriedly pulled Shangguan Lingyue over and said, "Sister, what's the matter." Shangguan Lingyue looked at Ouyang Xing with a painful face, and said at a loss: "Who, who let him play hooligan, I just want to lie on the bed for a while, he just took me in his arms like this, as soon as I was excited, I just." ”

Xiaotian looked at Ouyang Xing, cyan energy came out of his body, circulating in Ouyang Xing's body, watching Ouyang Xing's face gradually turn around.

Xiaotian said, "How's it going?"

Ouyang Xing said: "It's okay, it's okay!"

Xiaotian stood up and said, "Then let's rest quickly, we have to hurry up tomorrow." So saying, he laid out the futon on the ground, and fell asleep as soon as he lay down on it.

Ouyang Xing was stunned: "I'll go, the efficiency of this sleep is also high." "A few people were also sleepy, so they all turned off the lights and went to sleep.

In the darkness, I heard one person whispering, "Are you all asleep?" and the other person replied, "Well, it looks like they're all asleep." "Listen to the voice, the person who spoke was the innkeeper and the fellow. The shopkeeper said, "Hey, the fat sheep look good this time, and they all look rich." As he spoke, he said to the guy: "I will go up and seal the room with smoke first, let them smoke for a while and then we will go in, I think those two little girls are good, you kid is very blessed, after getting the money, we will be happy again." In a word, Shangguan Liangyu above almost cut it down without taking the sword.

As he spoke, he went up to the second floor, standing outside the door of Xiaotian, and the shopkeeper quietly inserted the smoke pipe into the room, blew lightly, and the smoke was sent in. What they didn't know was that there was a thin film of fire attached to the window of the room, and as soon as the smoke drifted in, it was burned.

The two of them waited quietly outside the door for a while, and after checking the time to make sure that several people in the house were asleep, the shopkeeper took the lead, and the young man followed closely behind. Standing in the middle of the room, the shopkeeper looked at a man and a woman in the room, and said suspiciously: "Hey, no, where are the other two men and women?

The oil lamp was lit, and the shopkeeper saw that the young man who had come in with him had fallen to the ground, dead or alive. Next to the little guy stood a little girl, and it was obvious that she was the one who had scrapped her own buddy.

Xiaotian looked at the shopkeeper and smiled. The shopkeeper laughed so hard that his heart was cold: "Shopkeeper, you said that you have been working for so many years, how much wealth do you have in your hands? Don't worry, we don't want too much, we just have to throw it away." ”

Looking at Xiaotian's thief, the shopkeeper swore that this was the cheapest smile he had ever seen. The shopkeeper stepped back and said, "I don't know, two guests, the two of us are just here to patrol the night for you guests, don't dare to attack your idea." ”

Before the shopkeeper finished speaking, Shangguan Liangyu couldn't help it, patted the shopkeeper's head and said: "If you talk to me again, you dare to beat the old lady's idea, I don't think you want to mess up." As he spoke, Shangguan Liangyu suddenly remembered, and with a flick of his fingers, a small flame appeared in his hand, and with the rhythm of his fingers, the small flame rolled back and forth. Shangguan Liangyuyin smiled and commanded the small flame to slowly move towards the crotch of the shopkeeper: "I see if you say it or not!"

Xiaotian swears that this is the most insidious and vicious smile he has ever seen. The shopkeeper hurriedly blew and wanted to blow out this small flame, but Sanming could blow out the fire? Seeing that it was getting closer and closer, the shopkeeper's spiritual pillar finally collapsed, and he shouted: "Don't, I said, I'll tell you all." ”

The next day

Ouyang Xing and Shangguan Lingyue rubbed their eyes, got up, looked at Xiaotian and Shangguan Liangyu who had been cleaned up, and said, "Why did you get up so early?"

Xiaotian smiled happily and said, "Let's go, let's go to the Beastmaster Pass." ”

Ouyang Xing got up silently and muttered, "It seems that there is definitely adultery!"

Shangguan Lingyue asked, "Don't talk nonsense, how is it possible, my sister is above the top." ”

Ouyang Xing said: "I didn't say anything about Xiaotian and your sister, I meant that there must have been something last night, otherwise Xiaotian wouldn't have laughed so cheaply." ”

"What are you talking about?!" Ouyang Xing was saying that, a word came from behind him, and Ouyang Xing was so frightened that he hurriedly lowered his head and washed up.