Chapter 45、Actually, the story is written here, and it is already good to end it as the "final chapter of this volume"!
"Stinky Shabi!"
Well, that's right, that's what Song Cilantro just said is these three words!
Let's start with a reverse order!
Ahem, it was probably four or five years ago! But the weather was cold that day, and Wang Taika and Song Cilantro were having their first cold war after the two of them were together!
When two people first got together, they must have looked at each other's good. But with the deepening of contact, no one is perfect, and there will definitely be some small shortcomings, small problems and such things. And after the novelty, patience will not be so high.
Many couples are actually defeated at this stage, because when two people are together, they only think about the necessity of happiness for two people together, but they are not prepared enough to accept each other's small problems.
And this time, the center of the conflict between Wang Taika and Song Coriander is...... Eat!
Wang Taika likes to eat coriander, while Song Coriander hates coriander!
Of course, this is only one of the centers of the contradiction, and there are many problems, such as Song Cilantro likes sweets, while Wang Taika likes salty ones.
For example, Song Coriander can accept the existence of sweet tofu brain, while Wang Taika simply thinks that sweet tofu brain is the source of all evil that is anti-human, anti-social, and anti-world!
Song Coriander likes the pineapple rice sold at the entrance of Wangtaika's school, and Wangtaika can't understand the fallacy of cooking with fruits! It's just a tyrannical thing! It's just a crime! This kind of thing feels disgusting even if you think about it! Especially sweet tofu brain! It's just xx good!
In the end, Wang Taika has another ultimate big problem: salty and sweet taboo!
What is salty and sweet? That is to say, if you eat salty things, you can only eat salty food, and you are not allowed to have a sweet taste at all. And if you have a sweet tooth, it will be sweeter, and you can't eat salty food. This is a habit that has been there since childhood, and there is no way to mix salty and sweet together.
And Song Coriander is a foodie! You can have a cup of sweet juice when you eat dumplings, and even Wang Taika was stunned at the beginning of this operation!
So, this big battle about food made Wang Taika and Song Cilantro draw a clear line when they were eating. Like elementary school students, two naïve ghosts separated a line with paper towels at the dinner table.
Chu River Han Realm! Naïve to the extreme!
Wang Taika's side is his salty universe, and Song Coriander's side is her sweet kingdom. Neither of them spoke, just ate like this, and after eating, check out separately!
So the slightest trivial thing has to be quarreled for a long time, and then the cold war. Wang Taika is such a guy, but he really can't make concessions when it comes to eating! Because he really can't accept pineapple rice and sweet tofu brain!
And then the date was over, and both of them had to be calm and calm. A lot of feelings are in this calmness, and they end without a problem.
In fact, Wang Taika also misses Song Coriander, but he really ...... To be honest, Wang Taika's salty and sweet taboo at the beginning. People who can't even eat gimbap, or even salad dressing and ketchup. Because of being with Song Coriander, it has changed a lot! I no longer resist salad dressing and ketchup, and I can also eat gimbap, but sweet tofu brain is already out of reach!
Originally, this kind of cold war had lasted for several days, but one day, Song Coriander had a cold and fever and fell ill.
At this time, I remembered Wang Taika, waiting for the bicycle at night, riding from school to Song Coriander's North Dance School, riding to the gate of the girls' dormitory, and buying a lot of Song Coriander on the way.
When Song Coriander came down from upstairs, Wang Taika was already shivering from the cold.
"It's so cold, why don't you wear a coat?" asked Song Coriander with a thick coat.
"Give!" Wang Taika held a ball in his arms, which was Wang Taika's coat. And unfold the coat, and inside is Song Coriander's favorite, pineapple rice.
Across nearly half of the city, just to deliver this bowl of pineapple rice.
Song Coriander looked at the pineapple rice, and then looked at Wang Taika's trembling appearance, and her heart ...... And not very impressed!
After all, this kind of thing can't be done by ordinary people, but it's more ...... Suspicion!
Song Cilancai thought: Am I blind? I found a mentally retarded boyfriend? I can take a taxi! Why do I want to ride a bicycle? But now, ...... No, no, you can't tell him such a cruel truth, what if you get hit? But this kind of behavior is really a bit stupid! Look at this frozen, and a ...... Two and a half hangers are the same!(Two and a half hangers: the dialect of Song Coriander's hometown Qing.Island, meaning two hundred and five!)
In fact, Wang Taika also has unspeakable secrets, it is the end of the month, and the living expenses are very tight! If you take a taxi back and forth, you will have to go out for 100 yuan! How many meals is that!
Song Coriander took the pineapple rice, looked at Wang Taika's appearance, and the helplessness in her heart disappeared, and finally became distressed!
"Stinky Shabi!" Song Coriander pouted and said, "Aren't you tough?
"It's good to see you. Wang Taika said this.
Song Coriander couldn't help this guy! The pineapple rice didn't care, put it in the basket in front of him, and then went up and covered Wang Taika's face with his hand, and said, "You are really one, stinky!
"Hey, hey, it's too much!" said Wang Taika tremblingly, "Anyway, this is also a feat for me. Ask someone, their boyfriends may not be like this! Look, why do I love you so much!"
"Shut up for me! They won't look for such stupid people, they don't even know how to take a taxi!" Song Cilantro said angrily.
"Okay, I'll admit it, the cost of living is almost gone, and I guess I can only come to see you naked after I finish taking a taxi!" Wang Taika said.
Song Coriander laughed angrily at Wang Taika's rogue appearance: "You shut up for me!"
"No! what...... Hmm!" Wang Taika didn't react, and was blocked by Song Coriander with her delicate lips!
A short and long kiss that the two let go,
Wang Taika saw Song Coriander's eyes red, and looked at herself angrily: "Apologize!"
"What do I apologize for?" Wang Taika was a little confused.
"Cold war with me, are you wrong?" asked Song Cilanca.
Wang Taika hurriedly admitted his mistake: "Well, I was wrong!
Song Coriander picked up the pineapple rice again: "Actually, I forgave you a long time ago, but you haven't apologized, I decided to punish you!"
"So now is the punishment?" Wang Taika touched his lips, "Do you want to punish for a while?"
"Think beautifully!" Song Cilantro said: "Don't have a cold war with me in the future, and don't quarrel with me!
Wang Taika was very helpless: "No, wait a minute! Your temper! I can't figure it out! How do I know when I have to apologize to you? Can I give a signal?"
"Well......" Song Cilancai thought for a while and said, "Okay, then use 'Stinky Shabi' as a signal! In the future, if I call you like this, it will prove that I am angry, and then you will take the initiative to plead guilty with me!
"I'll go! What kind of code is this!" Wang Taika refused: "No!
"If you want dignity, you won't have a wife! You can do it yourself!" Song Coriander suddenly became arrogant: "Also, in the future, all your living expenses will be handed over to me, if you don't actively admit your mistakes, I will starve you to death!"
Wang Taika: "???"