Chapter Forty-Eight: Uncle and Nephew "Turn Against Enemies" (Two in One)
The process of this issue of "Happy Dream Show" is actually not too complicated, it is better to play the game first and then interview.
Unlike in the past, this episode focuses more on interviews.
After all, it is a special plan for "Underground Transportation Station", and it is definitely necessary to put more effort into the crew, interview a few actors that the audience likes, and let the leading actors share some interesting stories during filming, which is what many "Underground Transportation Station" fans want to see.
However, celebrity playing games has always been a feature of "Happy Dream Show", and it is not easy to gather the leading actors of "Underground Traffic Station", which is popular during the Spring Festival, and the program team does not want to waste this good opportunity in vain.
So I racked my brains to think of a few games - shooting seven rings, soundproof microphones, and football nine-square grids.
Don't look at a few games, it seems to be a bit old-fashioned, and they often appear in various variety shows, and they seem to be played badly.
But it can't be helped, many viewers just like these games, they will not get tired of watching them, if you come out with new games, you may not be able to get the audience's approval.
Even in a way, these games are classics............
Yu Xiuxiu is well versed in variety show routines, and knows that the more critical the show, the more important the show, it is necessary to use these old games that have been recognized by countless audiences, rather than trying out new games that have just been researched.
Otherwise, once the new game is not outstanding, it will not only waste time, but also damage the effect of the show, and even directly hit the enthusiasm of the guests, hosts and the audience.
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Soon after Zuo Le and others came to the stage, Li Mu began to beckon everyone to divide into teams in pairs to compete against each other.
Ding Xianglou Tiantuan and the host team, and the rest of the villain team, Li Mu and the most popular second uncle served as captains respectively.
The first game is a soundproof microphone, as the name suggests
Each team has 5 members, separated by a partition and headphones to block out outside sounds.
The program team will give the first person a question, mostly classic lines in a film and television drama, and then let the first person pass it to a teammate with headphones, you can use lip shapes and movements but can't take off the headphones, and then the next person will pass it down in turn, and the last person will repeat the question from the program group, and the one with more correct words wins.
The two teams won two out of three games, and the losing team was punished by drinking a glass of fresh lemon juice or bitter gourd juice.
Except for Wu Yue, Liu Jinhai, Wang Chao, and Nagano Nako, most of the others are participating in this variety show game for the first time, and they are very motivated.
After listening to the introduction of the game, they all volunteered, even the old lady Jin who was about to run to the ancient and rare years was no exception.
Only Zuo Le consciously ate the behind-the-scenes meal, didn't want to grab exposure with the actors, took the initiative to retreat, did not participate in the game, and quietly stayed in the waiting area to watch the excitement.
However, the game can not be participated, but the punishment cannot be escaped.
Zuo Le's team was very interested, but they were all novices, and they couldn't play the Dingxianglou Tiantuan with the help of experienced hosts, and they were defeated.
According to the rules, the whole team is punished.
Seeing the excitement of Zuo Le, who was happy, the smile on his face was not contained, Miss Tian Yan personally took a glass of lemon juice, smiled sweetly and handed it to Zuo Le, and said that he was monitoring whether Zuo Le was cheating.
The camera was shooting, Zuo Le couldn't play tricks, took a deep breath, and directly took a sip of lemon juice.
That's sour!
Zuo Le's face was wrinkled and deformed, but before he could recover from it, the second uncle came over with his cup of bitter gourd juice with a smile.
"Xiaole, the second uncle is old and has a bad stomach, you can help. ”
Zuo Le was stunned, but when he thought that the old man was his age, he really couldn't drink such a heavy mouthful, sighed, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and drank again.
Boy!
The reaction of the lemon juice that Zuo Le drank just now has not subsided, and now there is another cup of bitter gourd juice, which is sour and bitter in his mouth, and the taste is like passing through the eight veins of the Qi Sutra, and the whole person is sublimated............
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The second game is to shoot 7 reams.
The rules of the game are very simple, two teams each send five people to participate, from 1-99 to report the number, but when there are people to the number containing "7" or a multiple of "7", it is not allowed to report the number, point to one person at will, and the person who is referred to continues to report the number.
During the period, if someone reports the wrong number or the person accused does not react, and the pause is too long, it will be eliminated, and whoever is the first team to be eliminated will lose a game.
It is still a best-of-three system, and the losing team will be rewarded with a mustard cake for each team.
Zuo Le, who was choked by the pit just now, didn't dare to watch from the wall anymore, he decided to go out in person to avenge his stomach and taste.
took out the mineral water without a label and poured half a bottle, Zuo Le pulled a group of teammates and instructed earnestly.
"We must fight steadily, step by step, unite as one, and turn defeat into victory. ”
All the teammates nodded solemnly, but when the game began, one by one flew up one by one, and before the start of the game was counted to 50, the villain was left alone.
Although Zuo Le was engrossed in his attention and exhausted, he was outnumbered in the end, was besieged, and had no choice but to retreat.
The division was unfavorable, Zuo Le was also anxious, temporarily deprived the second uncle of the captain's power, carefully selected candidates for battle, and formulated a fixed-point attack, one by one to break the tactics, and once again competed with the Dingxiang Loutian team.
And this side may also be for the effect of the show, the two hosts who went into battle deliberately released water, and the villain team finally pulled back a game.
But they didn't be happy for long, Miss Tian Yan, who played in the third game, played extraordinary, and completed three consecutive kills against the left band alone, and brutally won the game.
With two defeats and one victory, Zuo Le was pleasantly surprised to get two mustard cakes including his second uncle's.
"Hoo ........."
Zuo Le held a cake in one hand, looked at Miss Tian Yan who ran over and gloated, and smiled bitterly.
"Do you have an ambulance prepared in the program team, if it goes on like this, I'm afraid I will have to go to the hospital to hang up a gastroenterology department. ”
The young lady smiled sweetly: "Don't worry, the dosage of these punishment foods in the program team has been strictly controlled, even if you eat two more servings, you won't go to the hospital." ”
"Hehe, you're quite humane. ”
Zuo Le complained, gritted his teeth and stuffed the two cakes into his mouth, chewed them briefly and swallowed them, and after a while, a very irritating sensation rushed straight to his brain along the esophagus.
Zuo Le's whole body and soul have been double-sublimated............
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The game after that is football nine-square grid, Zuo Le is completely ruthless, he is bound to win once, and he no longer wants to eat those dark foods prepared by the program team.
Football Jiugongge, originally the top item in an outdoor program "National Games" on Dongshan Channel, the program team selected amateurs to challenge, and then gave home appliances, cash and other rewards.
Later, the program "National Games" was canceled, but many viewers still remembered the game of Jiugongge.
Because it was well received by the audience after the broadcast, the program team kept this game and gradually became one of the standing games of "Happy Dream Show".
The rules of the football nine-square grid game are very simple, or each team has five people, standing five meters away, and shooting at each nine-square grid with an area of less than one square meter.
Each person has 3 chances to shoot on goal, and for each square hit, they are awarded 1 point, and they can continue to kick down, up to a maximum of 9 points, and if they miss, they waste 1 chance, and if they miss 3 times, they are eliminated.
A team of five people has a total of 15 chances, both teams are all played, the one with the highest score wins, and the loser is each team's secret stinky tofu hamburger.
After listening to the rules, Zuo Le almost pinched his waist and raised his head and laughed.
Kickball?
We're connoisseurs.
As early as junior high school, Zuo Le was influenced by his neighbors and partners and became a fan.
Zuo Le loves to watch football, prefers to like to play football, the level is not bad, he almost entered the school team in college, and later he often teamed up with his classmates to compete with other schools.
Because the speed is not fast, Zuo Le rarely plays the offensive position in the front court, five or seven small fields, he plays defenders, and he plays in the back waist in eleven big games, specializing in organizing interceptions.
But it doesn't mean that Zuo Le's footwork is average, in fact, he was nicknamed "Quanda Pirlo" in college, and his footwork was the first in the team at that time, especially the free kick, and the curve ball that came out of the pocket faintly had a hint of the shadow of the full moon scimitar.
For this reason, Zuo Le also protested that he would kick the full moon scimitar, which should not be called "Quanda Pirlo", but should be called "Quanda Beckham", but was forcibly suppressed by his teammates on the grounds that his appearance was not up to par.
In the end, the nickname "Quanda Beckham" fell on the head of the captain of the most handsome team, and he almost didn't Zuo Le to death.
The reason is that the captain played the goalkeeper, but when did Beckham ever be a goalkeeper............
Leaving aside the past, Zuo Le saw the football on the stage, vaguely found the feeling of galloping on the playground back then, and took the initiative to invite Ying to be the first to play.
Holding the football to the designated position, Zuo Le deliberately played tricks, picked up the football with one foot, and then caught it with his foot, and swiped the ball a few times at will.
The audience and guests didn't expect Zuo Le to have this ability, and exclaimed, Zuo Le's eyes flashed with a hint of pride, stepped on the ball, and raised his foot to shoot.
As a result, the special kick was .........
"Hahahaha. ”
Everyone laughed and walked happily through the studio.
Zuo Le was so embarrassed, he coughed a few times, and he didn't dare to make those bells and whistles, so he seriously set the ball up, took aim, and shot hard.
Bang –
The ball accurately hit the grid in the middle of the nine-square grid, and with a ding, the middle grid lit up with a red light, and Zuo Le scored 1 point.
After that, Zuo Le got serious and played the superhuman footwork of "Quanda Pirlo" that year, grasped the only two remaining opportunities, kicked the remaining eight squares, and directly scored 9 points, saving the face of the failure to play handsome just now.
After that, the two teams sent people one after another, but they both played mediocre, and Fei Ning, who scored the highest score, only scored 4 points.
The last player on Zuole's team was Nagano Nako, a girl who is also a fan, and I heard that she was a cheerleader on the school team when she was in school.
Although her footwork is not as good as Zuo Le, it can be seen that she has also practiced shooting, slammed a few times, and scored 6 points for the villain team again.
At this time, the villain team is already 9 points ahead of the opponent, unless the last person on the other side hits all the nine squares and draws, otherwise Zuo Le's team wins.
The last team sent out by the Dingxianglou Tiantuan team was Miss Tian Yan, when she was about to play, she glanced at Zuo Le, and then came to the designated position and swung the ball to shoot.
Bang –
The lattice light in the upper right corner is on, and Tian Yan scores 1 point.
Zuo Le's face was a little dignified, and it could be seen from the shooting posture of the little sister that Tian Yan was definitely a "practitioner", and his level was not low.
"Careless, careless, I didn't expect them to hide a female general. ”
Zuo Le stared at the young lady with dead eyes, praying in his heart that she would not play well.
He had already drunk lemon juice, bitter gourd juice, and eaten mustard cakes, and tasted sour, bitter, and spicy, and he really didn't want to experience what it was like to be a stinky tofu hamburger.
Maybe it was Zuo Le's prayer that worked, and after the young lady kicked two squares, she made a mistake, and the strength of her feet was not well controlled, and she kicked the plane.
"Yay!"
Zuo Le clenched his fists and shouted, and then high-fived his teammates one by one with a smile on his face.
When the young lady not far away saw this scene, she couldn't help but be angry, and her peach blossom eyes glared at someone secretly.
This anger, the young lady's footwork was also greatly reduced, and she only scored 7 points in the end.
Zuo Le forgot to celebrate, I didn't know that I thought the Chinese team had played in the World Cup, and after the celebration, Zuo Le brought a stinky tofu burger to the young lady with a smile on his face, and fell into the well.
"Feng Shui takes turns, just now you monitored me to drink lemon juice, now it's my turn to monitor you, eat, there is nothing left. ”
The young lady glanced at the hamburger with the smell of "aromatic" in disgust, and blinked her eyes pitifully and begged for mercy.
"Brother, this thing stinks, can I just take a small bite, it means that it will not work. ”
"Huh. ”
Zuo Le sneered: "Don't give me this set, what did you do to me just now, the hamburger must be eaten cleanly, can't you afford it?"
"Okay, count yourself ruthless. ”
The young lady looked at Zuo Le's iron-hearted appearance, and no longer continued to pretend to be pitiful, took the hamburger, the young lady closed her eyes, held her breath, took a vicious bite, chewed two bites with a white brow, and swallowed quickly.
Zuo Le watched the young lady eat the entire stinky tofu burger with great endurance, and his heart was full of shock and a trace of regret.
This little lady can be so cruel to herself, she offended her, and let her find an opportunity in the future, and she must not take revenge again............
Zuo Le, who was a little guilty in his heart, began to remedy, he flattered the young lady to bring a bottle of water to rinse his mouth, but the young lady didn't answer, and made a throat cutting ceremony at Zuo Le with the camera on his back, and turned around and walked away in a chic manner.
"Yes, the little lady is quite vindictive. ”
Zuo Le shook his head with a wry smile, and also turned around and returned to his place.
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After the punishment of the football nine-square grid, the recording of this issue of the game will be over, and the program team will arrange for the guests and the audience to have lunch, and the interview part will be recorded in the afternoon.
Fang Weimin and Chen Fatzi, as important members of the crew, also came to participate in the recording, and under the inquiry of the host Li Mu, the two of them recalled the various stories of the preparation of the crew and the later release of the schedule.
Only then did the audience, the host and even the leading actors of the crew know that there are still so many twists and turns behind the popular "Underground Transportation Station".
If something goes wrong, maybe this phenomenal sitcom won't be where it is today.
After Zuo Le and the three of them finished sighing, the host went to interview the leading actors, asking them how they joined the crew in the first place and what unforgettable things they encountered during the filming.
The leading actors answered one by one, satisfying the curiosity of many audiences, and at the same time, it inevitably exposed the on-set attributes of Zuo Le's nagging big demon king.
Seeing Zuo Le, who was almost condemned by the leading actors, Miss Tian Yan subconsciously answered.
"Director Zuo is talking about drama, I have also heard him talk about drama, and I don't think it is too long-winded. ”
The leading actors were quiet for a moment together, and the eyes that looked at Tian Yan and Zuo Le began to become strange, and when everyone was about to look at the young lady, the kind-hearted Bao Xiaoyong coughed lightly and opened his mouth to relieve Tian Yan.
"Maybe you and Director Zuo are more compatible, some directors and actors are like this, they are born with a more tacit understanding, and the perception of communicating with each other is different from ordinary people. ”
Li Mu has rich experience in hosting, and seeing that the atmosphere is a little wrong, he immediately changed the topic and interviewed the second uncle.
"It is said that Teacher Yan and Zuo Le are related. ”
The second uncle nodded and replied, "Yes, Xiaole is my nephew, and I am his uncle." ”
"I heard that Mr. Yan has never acted before?"
"I haven't acted, I worked in a garment factory after graduating from elementary school, and then I was laid off and opened a dry cleaner in my hometown, I had never been exposed to acting before, and even I saw a real camera for the first time when I joined the crew. The second uncle replied honestly.
Li Mu asked again: "Then I want to ask you, you have never acted before, so what kind of psychology did you have at that time to agree to Director Zuo's invitation to play the role of Captain Jia."
Have you had similar artistic dreams and pursuits when you were younger, and then used this role to fulfill your long-term wishes? ”
Li Mu deliberately introduced the second uncle to the positive side, and wanted to give the second uncle a character of old age chasing dreams and success, and enrich the personal image of the second uncle.
If you change to a person in the circle, you will naturally understand how to pick it up, how hard it was when you were a child, what has always buried a dream of being an actor in your heart, what has been practicing acting skills in front of the mirror and TV for many years,
Now that he has worked hard until he is approaching the end of his life, he has finally become a blockbuster, and he has succeeded in chasing his dream, and he can definitely earn a lot of tears from the audience.
However, the second uncle didn't understand the routine here, and after listening to Li Mu's questioning, he told the truth directly.
"At first, I didn't want to act at all, I have been patriotic all my life, how could I agree to play a traitor.
Xiaole saw that I didn't agree, so he dug a trick for me, and took out his salary to buy off my wife, and moved out of his grandmother, who is my mother, to pressure me. ”
After the second uncle finished speaking, everyone's eyes looking at Zuo Le began to become a little wrong.
Captain Jia's feelings were deceived by the director.........
Zuo Le didn't expect the second uncle to sell himself directly, he was so angry in his heart, this is going to be broadcast, what do you think of me.
Okay, second uncle, you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust, we both want to have a good time, let's die together,
Zuo Le gritted his teeth, pretended to be calm and took over the conversation, and began to break the news with the real and the fake.
"The role of Captain Jia was originally written by me based on the image of my second uncle, and even to a certain extent, I first had the role of Captain Jia, and then I wrote the script of "Underground Traffic Station" based on him.
As for why I used my second uncle as the prototype to create such a role, you don't know, my second uncle has been a traitor since he was a child, and he has played countless traitors and traitors.
Later, I learned about it from my mother, and in a flash of inspiration, the role of Captain Jia had a prototype............"
Bang –
After many years of secrets being ruthlessly exposed, the second uncle's triangular eyes were on fire, he smiled coldly, and began to explode all kinds of embarrassments after Zuo Le's childhood.
A good interview turned into a tearing drama of uncles and nephews turning against each other, and the guests and the audience ate melons next to them and enjoyed it............