Chapter 191: Fried Chicken Thighs
The vast middle world, Shi Yiguang, who was squatting on the stone platform, stretched out his hand to play with the colorful clouds and mist passing by, couldn't help the joy in his heart, and kept thanking the eight generations of ancestors in the sky.
She had hope of living.
I really felt dead before, who would have thought that the female corpse lady would suddenly kneel for her, the kind of five-body thrower, respectfully like a humble servant, even if she was ordered to stand up, she didn't dare to raise her head, and lowered her eyebrows.
The female corpse lady inexplicably became her licking dog.
Shi Yiguang tested her for a long time, such as letting her walk upside down, sticking out her tongue to pretend to be a puppy, pinching her waist and shoulders, everything is disobedient, she is simply a robot, a well-behaved and obedient mess, this should be regarded as the control of the master and the slave, but the control of strong faith, she is her god!
Slaves can devour their masters, but believers will never rebel against their own God.
Shi Yiguang asked her to ask for the autopsy fruit, wanting to eat the fruit and become a ghost at the moment before she was starved to death, but she didn't give it, it wasn't that she didn't give it, she couldn't give it, and the autopsy fruit had been digested by her. The kind that can't even be pulled out.
Shi Yiguang was decadent, ordered her to lie down, and lay on her soft chest again, quietly waiting for death, but this time there was more nonsense, chatting with the female corpse lady, and forcibly ordering the young lady to answer.
The female corpse lady has a low IQ, and her mouth is full of: "Praise, praise ......"
"Praise, praise, are you Songtsen Gmboumai?"
Inadvertently, Shi Yiguang scolded Cangtian arrogantly: "Wow, wow, thief, I didn't give it to me when I needed a thug, and now I'm going to die, what's the use of giving me such a powerful horse? Can she save me? You are looking for someone to watch me die." ”
The more Shi Yiguang thought about it, the more angry he became, he kicked his leg angrily, and smashed his hand on the back of his head: "Hey, hey, Songtsen Gampo, what's the use of what I want from you? What is the use of me except for having bigger breasts and using me as a pillow? Can you let me leave this hellish place?"
Shi Yiguang just talked nonsense, but before the words fell, the female corpse lady moved, knelt on the ground, pointed her in the direction, it was the stone platform in the middle of the cabin, and then laboriously squeezed out a broken Chinese: "Boat." ”
Shi Yiguang was stunned at first, but immediately reacted, before the contemplative monk and the Great Sui Xiangshi told her that there was a 'boat', which was a way out of the ghost boat, although these two ghost words could not be taken seriously, but they would never come out of nowhere.
The old man knows that the lie is nine true and one false, so he can deceive people more, the two guys of the contemplative monk and the Great Sui Xiangshi must be regarded as the old man, if the 'boat' does not have the slightest possibility of existence, they may be exposed if they pull it out.
So when the female corpse lady was fixed by the [oracle], she kept looking for the 'boat', but unfortunately she couldn't find half of the shadow of the 'boat' after rummaging through the cabin, except for the corpse skeleton is rotten wood.
"Is it a boat?" Shi Yiguang turned over and sat up excitedly.
With her legs swinging, she walked to the edge of the stone platform, looking left and right.
No wonder I couldn't find it before, this stone platform is more than three meters long, more than two meters wide, thirty centimeters high, a big stone in all directions, where is the shadow of the 'boat'?
"Oh, I was misled by two old ghosts, they said that the 'boat' was made of keel, and I thought it was wood, but I didn't expect it to be stone. Shi Yiguang stroked the stone platform and climbed up with great difficulty.
"Can this send me away?" Shi Yiguang asked Songtsen Gampo.
Songtsen Gampo nodded.
Shi Yiguang was so excited that he almost fainted, and hurriedly asked Songtsen Gampo to start and take her out of this ghost place, but after looking around, he suddenly shook his head and instructed Songtsen Gampo to scavenge the ghost ship.
That old thing of the Great Sui Xiangshi, all the clothes on his body are good treasures, alchemy weapons, there are hundreds of ancient corpses lying here, even if there are no alchemy weapons on his body, he can save a complete thing and take it out, but it is an antique.
Ancient urinals were worth a lot of money.
There were a lot of big bags and small bags on the stone platform, and Shi Yiguang asked Songtsen Gampo to send her away.
Songtsen Gampo climbed up the stone platform, and he didn't know what he had gotten to it, the planks of the stone platform suddenly shattered, and the stone platform rushed out of the cabin from under the ghost ship, and entered the middle world, 'buzzing' and trembling, and burst away into the distance.
Shi Yiguang sat on the stone platform, looking at the colorful nebula, extremely excited, shouting that someone had escaped.
After being excited for a while, Shi Yiguang gradually returned to reality, and his face was bitter again, although it was said that this middle world was only the door frame of Nantianmen, but Nantianmen was a giant gate made of stars, and the width of a door frame was much wider than that of the earth.
Although she escaped from the ghost boat, and there was a boundary crossing boat 'boat' under her buttocks, she was lost alone in this intermediate world, and she couldn't tell the difference between the southeast and the northwest, and the chance of surviving was really too low.
Shi Yiguang lay on the 'boat', his eyes were blank, mechanically skipped those fantastic nebula scenes, and started the 'favorite' waiting for death again.
Shi Yiguang collapsed weakly on the stone platform, and gave a weak order: "I'm so hungry, I'm so hungry, make me unconscious again, make up a dream for me that is all delicious, find the way, or wake me up if you find it by accident." After speaking, Shi Yiguang pillowed the white and tender thighs of Songtsen Gampo and closed his eyes.
The kneeling Songtsen Gampo was very obedient, and performed one of her many contracts, "Shuo Shuo Mian", hypnotized Shi someone, and began to weave a dream for her, a sweet dream in which someone could reach the chicken leg and someone fed milk tea when he opened his mouth.
When Shi Yiguang woke up again, he was stunned for a moment, and then he was confused for two seconds before he remembered his situation in the middle world, and immediately got up and looked around, only to find that the gold around him was no different from before she fell asleep.
In addition to the colorful nebula, there are all kinds of strange intermediate state treasures, which can be seen and touched.
"Songtsan Gampo, why are you waking me up?" Shi Yiguang recalled the big chicken leg in his dream, touched his shriveled little belly, and asked with a bitter face: "There is no exit, and there is no accident." ”
"False God!" Songtsen Gampo still knelt down, throwing his body to the ground, but raised a pair of slender and white arms and pointed at the distance.
Shi Yiguang looked in the direction she pointed out suspiciously, but he didn't find anything strange, there was a vast white space in front of him, there was nothing, and he was about to turn his head and ask Songtsen Gampo, what is the 'pseudo-god', but suddenly glared.
Shi Yiguang took a few steps back, tried his best to enlarge his horizons, and when he looked closely, he almost jumped up with excitement, such a big skull, dozens of kilometers in size!
With such a large head, it is difficult to find the second one in the world, which is the skeleton of the gods, the skull pulled behind the butt of the Academy Ark, which is said to belong to the bones of the legendary gods.
"Catch up with them, catch up with them, they're in front!" Shi Yiguang jumped hard, forcibly pulled Songtsan up and pointed to the huge skull and shouted: "I don't have to die, I don't have to starve, the academy is in front, just in front!"
"Rush over, rush over. Shi Yiguang urged.
Songtsen Gampo was obedient, his hands slapped back, and something similar to an air cannon was launched, and under the interaction force, the speed of the stone bed increased greatly, and it headed towards the god remains that looked like a city wall.
Under the strong acceleration, Shi Yiguang didn't stand firm, if she hadn't been held up by Songtsen Gampo, she almost fell to the ground, but she was not angry, but praised Songtsan Gampo: "Jet flying 'boat', awesome and awesome, get the chicken leg and divide the two of you." ”
The speed of the 'boat' increased greatly, and it headed straight towards the divine remains, but in a few tens of seconds, it had already swept to the front, and it hit the back of the divine skeleton's head solidly, and in an instant, the 'boat' was shattered and disintegrated by the special bone rebound resonance, and Shi Yiguang and Songtsen Gampo were thrown out by the powerful inertia together.
Sitting on the remains of the gods, Shi Yiguang didn't react for a long time, what happened?
The wreckage is an intermediate state, shouldn't it be pierced directly, how did it hit the iron plate, the key is that her crossing boat was blown up, it was a stone, she didn't break it, why did the 'boat' break first?
Inexplicably, the 'boat' is gone, and the antiques on the 'boat' are gone, leaving the Tai Chi gossip on the clothes of the Great Sui Xiangshi in her arms and not lost, and there is nothing else left.
Shi Yiguang was dumbfounded for a while, and looked at the antiques scattered and fluttering with regret, shaking his head, it's not a big deal, anyway, he chased the god remains, is the ark still far away?
It's good that my life is saved.
"Let's go, go to the front, I'm starving, I'm going to eat chicken legs. Songtsan Gampo, who was greeted by Shi Yiguang, wanted to hurry up and run to the front of the god's head, after all, the ark was in front, but he didn't run a few steps, and he couldn't walk hungry.
Shi Yiguang stopped Songtsen Gampo and ordered her to squat down and ride her neck himself: "Songtsan Gampo, rush, rush, rush in the direction of the chicken legs." ”
Songtsen Gampo walks like flying, it is simply a human meat walking chicken, the one that runs is called a fast, and there are two contracts to help fly while running, and it takes less than ten minutes to reach the end of dozens of miles.
Shi Yiguang stood happily above the head of the god remains, trying to recall the chains behind the ark, estimating the approximate location, and then finding the corresponding chains on the god remains, and walking back to the ark along the chains.
After looking for a long circle, Shi Yiguang was stupid, those chains were indeed found, but they were all cut off without exception, and then looked ahead, there was an empty piece in front of the gods, where was there a trace of the ark!
Fang Zhou threw away the remains of the gods and ran away alone, and after this thought came to Shi Yiguang's mind, he was completely desperate!
Shi Yiguang sat on the ground without a ladylike image, and said to himself dejectedly: "Wow, the 'boat' was broken, the ark ran away, just this one bone frame, I am dead." ”
"Songtsan Gampo, are you stupid, why do you want to hit this big bone, we don't have a 'boat' now, how can we chase the ark!" Shi Yiguang began to be unreasonable and forcibly shook the pot.
"You don't have to eat, but I'm going to starve to death, what's the use of what I want from you?Help me collect the body?Use your stomach as a coffin?" Shi Yiguang panicked with hunger, closed his eyes and said nonsense: "You go find fried chicken legs for me, don't come back if you can't find it!"
Shi Yiguang shouted for a while, but vaguely found that something was wrong, and the surroundings were so quiet. As soon as I opened my eyes and looked around, Songtsen Gampo was gone.
Shi Yiguang got up in fright, and gradually recalled what he had just said.
"You idiot, tell you to go and find the real thing? Come back soon, I'm scared alone. Shi Yiguang shouted helplessly.
No one responded, and with the speed of Songtsen Gampo, I am afraid that before Shi someone's voice fell, he had already run out a few hundred meters, and now he might be five or six miles away.
Shi Yiguang secretly screamed after finishing the calf, she just said that she couldn't find the chicken leg and don't come back, but where to find the chicken leg in this middle world? Songtsen Gampo, that stupid guy will definitely not be able to find it, doesn't that mean that he will never come back!
Forget it, in fact, there are not many of these cases, and there are many less of her. Shi Yiguang was so hungry that he really didn't have the energy to think about this stupid guy who couldn't understand the pros and cons, so he should sleep first and then say, he wouldn't be hungry when he fell asleep.
Shi Yiguang saw a big chicken leg in his dream, very big, very big, golden oil, especially fragrant, he couldn't help but go up and take a bite, oops, it's really fragrant, it's really chewy.
Shi Yiguang, who was eating chicken legs, woke up and touched it next to his mouth, the oil was moist and fragrant.
When she looked closely, Songtsen Gampo was kneeling in front of her, holding a golden fried chicken leg in both hands.
"In the dream?hallucination?" Shi Yiguang slapped himself, it hurt so much.
Oops, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if she's in a dream or not, eat it, Shi Yiguang gobbled it up, even chewed the bones, and swallowed it with a hard throat.