Volume 1 The Death of the Global Trick Chapter 42 The Sleeping Position
Chu Ci tossed for a day, he was very tired, and went to bed after taking a little shower.
Yan Entropy did the same, and after entering the bathroom, he also took a shower, then licked two sips of shampoo and shower gel, and swallowed a piece of soap the size of a fingernail.
This guy now wants to take two bites of anything that smells good, and he takes notes on what he can and can't eat on earth.
When Yan Entropy came out, Chu Ci was already lying on the bed, one room, two single beds, one for each person.
Seeing Yan Entropy's big ass coming out, Chu Ci shouted: "Can you wrap a bath towel, what's the matter, it looks like your thing is cute?"
"I'm not cold. ”
"Okay. Chu Ci looked at Yan Entropy's terrifying scars, and was slightly envious.
It's not envy the scars, but the muscles that envy the entropy.
This guy's eight-pack abs are neatly like paintings, and the muscles all over his body seem to be tailor-made, and the lines are perfect, not the exaggerated dimension of bodybuilders, but the kind of pleasing muscular body that is trained through natural fitness without taking medicine or injections.
With muscles all over his body and scars all over his body, Chu Ci suddenly felt that this was not only strong, but also very gentlemanly, especially in line with the aesthetics of forty or fifty-year-old ladies.
If this guy goes to the square at night to go shirtless, it is easy for the aunts to force them to lose more than 20 pounds in one night.
Chu Ci asked: "Your civilization is two, and science and technology should be very developed, right?"
"Our energy is beyond your imagination. ”
"What do you mean, your home planet still sells Red Bull?"
"I don't know what you're talking about Red Bull. Yan Entropy explained: "Our scientific and technological level can already convert the resources in the universe into energy, and any resource can be converted into corresponding energy, and then do whatever we want through energy, which is an intuitive embodiment and standard to measure the degree of civilization." ”
Chu Ci nodded as if he didn't understand.
This is like the change of the times, the first people showed off their bicycles, then they showed off their food stamps, and then they showed off their money, and now they have houses and pork and so on.
"Since it's so powerful, don't you have any plastic surgery hospitals or anything like that, can't you have a scar removal surgery or something for the scars on your body?"
Yan Entropy asked rhetorically, "Why do you want to get rid of the scar?"
"I see. Chu Ci lit a cigarette: "Weren't you a legion commander before, these scars are like medals, representing your outstanding military exploits, right?" ”
"No, because it costs money, I don't have the money, and I won't risk going to the civilization galaxy to do such a useless thing, of course, the main thing is money. ”
Chu Ci looked confused: "Spending money, it's all civilized for two, and you have to spend money to live, I thought that civilization was two and I started to enjoy it from birth and then waited for death." ”
"Of course not, our currency is a scarce resource and the only currency used by Devonian civilizations to trade. ”
"Just like the money on our planet?"
Yan Entropy explained: "Yes, on a planet near the Devonian parent planet, there is a unique plant, the planet is at minus 272 degrees all year round, which is also the lowest temperature in the normal environment of the universe, similar to the winter on your earth, and there is a metal-rich plant underground, very similar to the maple tree, it will emit a soft light like moonlight, its seeds can be converted into hundreds of kinds of energy, this seed is also the only trading currency in the Devonian civilization, translated into your earth language, it should be called... Winter Moon Maple Coins. ”
"Winter Moon Maple... Coins?" Chu Ci flicked the ashes of his cigarette, his eyes showing the color of memory.
He kind of missed the hard drive that he had treasured for years before he crossed over.
Turning on the lamp, Chu Ci asked curiously, "I almost forgot to ask, do you need to sleep?"
"Yes, proper rest can help my body speed up my metabolism and help improve my stress reflex and various functions. ”
"Okay, let's go to sleep... No, let's sleep separately. ”
After finishing speaking, Chu Ci covered his life and slept with his eyes closed.
For the first time, he had a room with a big man.
To be precise, he opened a room with an alien man.
I don't know why, after Chu Ci slept for a while, he always wanted to open his eyes, wanting to see if Yan Entropy's way of sleeping was different from that of earthlings.
As a result, this time I opened my eyes, and it was a bad dish.
Because Yan Entropy's sleep is actually a first-level sleep, commonly known as fruit sleep, to put it more popularly, that is, sleeping with a bare buttocks.
The most important thing is that Yan Entropy sleeps and doesn't cover anything, Chu Ci is used to sleeping on the right side, and Yan Entropy also sleeps lying on the right.
So Chu Ci can't open his eyes, as long as he opens his eyes, he can see Yan Entropy pouting a big ass, as if beckoning to him... Come, come, pick up soap, be happy.
Chu Ci said helplessly: "Can you cover your life and sleep?"
"There's too much smell on it in my life, and I don't like it. ”
"Okay, so will you turn around and sleep?"
Yan Entropy turned from good to streaming, and his two eyes stared straight at Chu Ci.
Chu Ci found that this guy's eyes were as bright as wolves in the dark night, and the more he looked at it, the more infiltrating it became, and his eyes were as if he was about to force himself to pick up soap at any time.
Chu Ci: "You should turn around." ”
"Oh. ”
Chu Ci looked at it for a while, and said weakly: "Last request, when you sleep, can you not pout your ass?"
"If something happens, this position allows me to get into the fight as quickly as possible. ”
Chu Ci was more serious: "Why don't I believe it, the first time I heard that the posture of pouting your ass is conducive to fighting, come on, come on, you can show me again." ”
The half-curled Yan Entropy raised his hand, and with the power of the head of the bed, he slipped directly to the ground and stood up.
Chu Ci opened the lamp, slightly confused: "Is there any difference?"
"I'll show you again. ”
Yan Entropy lay on his side this time and straightened his waist, raised his hands, slipped to the ground with the power of the head of the bed, and stood up, but there was one more movement, that is, he tightened his legs.
"If there is an enemy, I will be the first to notice, and then stand on the ground, if the enemy has rushed in, then I can attack him with both legs before standing, and in the case of retracting my legs, I can exert the fastest force, if my legs are straightened, I will make one more movement with both legs retracted and then kick out, which is also to achieve maximum lethality, but it has one more action, wasting time to prepare for battle. ”
Chu Ci opened his mouth and found that he didn't know how to refute.
Lying on his side on the bed, Chu Ci also learned the action of Yan Entropy and fluttered a few times, and finally found weakly that it seemed to be the case.
Lying on the bed, Chu Ci asked, "Then do you have to pout your ass?"
"Yes, it helps my lower body muscles to burst out as soon as possible. ”
"Then you'd better turn around and sleep. ”
"Then I won't be able to observe the enemy, and if you're sure, I can turn around. ”
"Forget it, then you should pout. Chu Ci pulled the lamp, gave up the last stubbornness, turned around and went to sleep.
He didn't want to fall asleep, and when he woke up, he saw a big white ass.
As a result, less than five minutes after falling asleep, Chu Ci suddenly sat up and turned on the lamp again
"I thought about it, if you didn't pout your butt, but lay flat on your back, bent your legs and slept flat, so that you could see the ground and attack the enemy at the first time, right? ”
"If I was lying flat, my exposed surface would be 67 percent higher than if I was lying on my side. ”
"Oh. Chu Ci turned off the lamp.
Ten minutes later, Chu Ci patted the bed: "I thought of it again." ”
Turning on the table lamp, Chu Ci said with burning eyes: "Then you sleep on your knees, it is the shape of throwing your five bodies to the ground and worshipping, putting your brain into the crotch of your pants and putting your head on the bed, so that your exposed surface is only your back, your legs are also curled up, and your hands can still use force, and you can observe the situation behind you as soon as you open your eyes, right." ”
Yan Entropy thought for a moment, then put his body on the bed in a five-body posture, and finally shook his head.
"No, it's going to obscure my view. ”
Chu Ci admired the five-body throw.
Isn't it like that, the entropy thing is hanging down on the face.
"Aliens are Niu B, and they can kiss themselves. Chu Ci pulled up the table lamp: "Forget it, go to sleep." ”
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In the command car, Xiong Chumo and Qin Lele, who were listening, looked at each other.
Regarding the shape of Yan Entropy's sleep, Chu Ci actually tossed for more than half an hour.
Although the two of them only listened through the monitor, they were able to make up the pictures in the room through the dialogue brains of Chu Ci and Yan Entropy.
Xiong Chumo finally couldn't help it, and smiled back and forth.
Qin Lele couldn't help laughing.
"Chu Ci, this guy, I'm afraid it's not obsessive-compulsive disorder. ”
Xiong Chumo, who was overjoyed, stopped laughing for a long time: "What kind of obsessive-compulsive disorder, he's just a tease, how does Yan Entropy sleep with him, it's okay to kill me, this kid is too cola." ”
"I also think this guy has a brain problem, stupid. ”
Xiong Chumo picked up the headset, and after making sure that Chu Ci really didn't toss, he tapped the keyboard and began typing, recording what the two had said.
At the end of the result, Xiong Chumo looked up at Qin Lele and said with a puzzled face: "Sister Qin, what does Chu Ci mean when he kisses himself at the end?"
Qin Lele shook his head: "The ghost knows what he said, this guy always says something that doesn't make sense at all." ”
Xiong Chumo sighed, and after recording it, he muttered and repeated it a few times, and suddenly his face was full of redness, and he secretly scolded a stinky hooligan.
Qin Lele didn't know why, and was just about to ask, the door of the RV was pushed open, and Liu Ranhui, who had changed into civilian clothes, bent down and walked in.
Seeing that it was Liu Ranhui, Qin Lele and Xiong Chumo didn't give any good looks, they looked like they were business-like, and said hello coldly.
Liu Ranhui smiled bitterly and said straight to the point: "This is the first time that our two departments have carried out a joint mission, or Minister Wu personally explained it, Qin Bureau, Xiong Ke, everyone worked together once, and it was all for the bureau, and it was only a joint monitoring and observation mission, there was no need to be so hostile." ”
Qin Lele nodded slightly.
Regarding Wu Changfeng's order to monitor and observe Yan Entropy, Qin Lele always felt that something was wrong.
It's not that the command is wrong, it's the details.
Because Wu Changfeng deliberately explained that the technical department was also involved.
Qin Lele couldn't understand what a group of tech nerds could help.
If Chu Ci knew about this, then he would definitely understand what was going on.
Because Wu Changfeng's drunkard didn't mean to drink.
The reason why the technical department is also involved is to let everyone know that Yan Entropy is not harmful, and only when the two departments are completely relieved of him, Yan Entropy can walk freely in the sun.
Therefore, Wu Changfeng just wants to prove to everyone that Yan Entropy is harmless and trustworthy.