Volume 1 The Death of the Global Trick Chapter 96 Cutting Him in a hurry
Entropy doesn't make the same mistakes that others have made.
So he tied up the big waves and ion irons into a strong knot.
Not tied with ropes, but with iron bars.
There are a lot of these rusty broken iron bars in the abandoned factory that no one wants, and they are directly bent by the flame entropy and tied to the two of them.
In this process, the big wave of the pseudonym Yuwen Shuxue did not have any struggle, it is estimated that she knew that it was useless to struggle, although Yan Entropy did not cut them, but it can be seen from breaking free of the hemp rope and quickly lifting them high without much effort, and the combat power of the two of them and Yan Entropy is not on the same level.
The ion perm under the pseudonym Black Caesar didn't struggle, mainly because he fainted.
Chu Ci, who was loosened, stretched out his arms and legs, looking at the iron-bound and Sakurai Lea like teasing sisters and brothers, angry and funny.
The wanderer sent these two things to contact the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, which is too much to use bean bags as dry food.
Of course, this is Chu Ci has Yan Entropy around him, if someone else really can't control this pair of sisters and brothers, not to mention anything else, no one can stop this copycat version of the Flash just by ionicing.
Big Wave's gaze kept staring at Yan Entropy, and shouted, "You're not human, are you?"
Yan Entropy looked at Chu Ci: "Did she scold me?"
"Probably not. Chu Ci scratched his head: "She means to ask if you are a human on the earth." ”
"Sure enough, it's not human. Big Wave shouted viciously: "Shame on you to be a lackey of mankind!"
Yan Entropy confirmed this time, this girl is scolding him.
Chu Ci walked around the big waves and ions twice, how do you look at it, how do you think these two things are human beings.
It looks like a person on the outside, and he doesn't know about the big waves, but the ion perm is definitely not human, because this kid runs faster than Bolt, and his pants can't catch up.
If this guy works part-time to rob a bank or something, he will definitely be able to enter the Forbes list in two or three years.
"Look at what you see. Big Wave sneered and said, "I warn you, if my brother and I can't go back within two hours, your Foreign Affairs Department will be razed to the ground." ”
"Your lung capacity is not small, you can blow Niu B so big. Chu Ci stood in front of the ion perm, tore the kid's face hard, and pulled his hair.
But judging from the feel, I can't see any difference between this kid and ordinary people, you must know that even the fat-headed fish essence can't be disguised so perfectly.
Chu Ci was surprised: "Aren't they aliens, how can they be exactly the same as humans." ”
"You're confused. Big Wave sneered: "Don't you understand?"
Chu Ci nodded.
Da Lang teased: "With your ability, you may not understand even if I explain it, so you should continue to be confused." ”
Chu Ci was happy and looked at Yan Entropy: "This little girl is quite neat." ”
"In terms of appearance, the planktonic aborigines are more than 94 percent similar to earth humans, and the genetic similarity is as high as 97.5 percent. ”
Yan Entropy, who was holding his arms, looked at the ceiling as if he was nothing, and missed his tablet a little.
When he came to meet with the personnel of the "non-nuclear" organization, Chu Ci strictly forbade him to be half-hearted when he worked, so he left his tablet computer in the building of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
"Oh, it's similar. Chu Ci was a little unimpressed: "The gene thing is mysterious, and the genetic duplication between bananas and humans is as high as 60 percent, and I don't see which human looks like bananas." ”
Yan Entropy said: "Aren't the Minions like bananas and people?" ”
"Nanima is cartoon, fictional. ”
Entropy: "Oh. ”
Chu Ci didn't bother to continue to deal with Yan Entropy, pulled the iron bar on Da Lang's body, and said softly: "Originally, our leader didn't let us move roughly, but you were too beaten up, and you pricked us with anesthetic needles when you came up, plus my buddy didn't have a good temper, but one yard is one yard, and we have to talk about business, let's just talk about it, and I'll let you go after talking." ”
"No, your companion is an alien!" Da Lang looked at Yan Entropy's gaze, as if the underground party had seen the devil translator, and he couldn't wait to dismantle him: "As an alien, but he is a lackey to humans, he is dead, your foreign affairs department dares to join forces with aliens, you are also dead, we will not let you go." ”
Yan Entropy looked at Chu Ci and proposed: "She talks too much, or I will kill her, get information, and leave a living mouth." ”
"You want to kill me, you're not only a traitor, you're a stupid traitor. Da Lang had no fear on his face and scolded: "You are stupid, stupid like two pigs, because one pig can no longer describe your stupidity." ”
Chu Ci laughed.
Da Lang looked at Chu Ci again: "Plus you are four pigs!"
Chu Ci rolled his eyes and snorted at Yan Entropy: "Stunned her." ”
The big wave flower lost color, and his face finally showed horror.
"No... Don't, don't, rascal!"
Yan Entropy's figure flashed, her hand rose and fell, and a blow of the hand knife slashed at the back of the neck of the big wave, and after the girl snorted, her head hung down and she fainted.
Yan Entropy turned to look at Chu Ci: "Why did she say I was a hooligan?"
"Maybe it's because you're obscene. Seeing that the two of them were dizzy, Chu Ci asked: "What do you mean by what kind of aborigines did you just say about this kid, this planet is full of old ladies and dead children?"
"It's not women and children, it's floating. After Yan Entropy lit a cigarette, he explained: "In the Chinese translation, their home planet is called a floating star, because this intelligent life form can raise the body to an extremely fast speed, but with the increase speed, it will burn life force, and the longer and faster the distance, the shorter the lifespan. ”
"The faster you run, the faster you die?"
"It's understandable. ”
Chu Ci couldn't cry or laugh: "No wonder it is said that the thousand-year-old king is 80,000 years old, and the less he moves, the longer he lives." ”
Yan Entropy was slightly stunned: "Among the creatures on the earth, are there creatures that can exist for 10,000 years?"
"Yes, isn't that what Wang Ba is. ”
"I don't believe it, when you go back, you let me open my eyes, and I'll kick my feet twice to see if I can kick to death. ”
"Big brother, you have time to read more books, watch less American dramas, how can you understand so poorly. Chu Ci explained speechlessly: "Wang Ba's theoretical lifespan is 1,000 years, but if you smash it with a sledgehammer, sharpen it with a stick, and blow it up with a nuclear bomb, of course it won't live for a thousand years. ”
Yan Entropy was slightly disappointed: "Oh, I see, I thought I was immortal." ”
"Stop talking nonsense, and ask you about the Natives of the Floating Star. ”
Yan Entropy pointed at the ion iron: "Only the aborigines of the floating stars can be so idiotic, because they can't control their speed at all, the high nobles in the Devonian civilization will capture some plankton creatures as a means of entertainment, just like the racing cars on your earth, you stuff the car, they stuff the floating star and run with all their might." ”
"What does it mean to not be able to control the speed?"
"They run fast, but they can't stop their bodies in a short period of time, and to put it more colloquially, the brain can't effectively direct the body when running at high speeds. ”
Chu Ci suddenly realized.
No wonder this guy tripped over Yan Entropy while running, the emotion was not that Yan Entropy stretched out his legs and tripped over this kid, but that the legs of this sand sculpture were actively pinned by Yan Entropy's right leg.
Chu Ci pointed to the big wave: "Then what about this girl, what the hell is it?"
"She's human. ”
"Humans?" Chu Ci was puzzled: "Aren't the wanderers an organization composed of a group of aliens, how can there be humans." ”
"I don't know. ”
Chu Ci stepped forward, and directly woke up the kid with two big mouths.
After I woke up, I was in a state of confusion about who I was, where I was, how many acres of land my family had, and how many pigs in the field.
Shaking his head vigorously, he blinked vigorously before he remembered that he was running and running directly into the pillar and was knocked unconscious.
"Why did you tie me up?"
Chu Ci sighed: "In your wanderer organization, is there anyone with an IQ of more than double digits, you contact him now and let him come over, Lao Tzu doesn't want to communicate with a group of mentally retarded." ”
Ion Yan asked uncertainly, "Do you dislike my low IQ?"
You can ask this sentence, and you have undoubtedly confirmed your suspicion. ”
"Oh, no. Ion Yan's face changed drastically: "How do you know that we are wanderers, we claim to be a non-nuclear organization." ”
Chu Ci shrugged: "I guessed it." ”
Ion hot was relieved: "It turned out to be a guess, it scared me." ”
Chu Ci looked at the ion burn, as if he was looking at a mentally retarded person.
Yan Entropy stepped on the cigarette butt and said to Chu Ci: "In addition to the fact that the plankton aborigines can burn the speed of life expectancy, the brain structure is also slightly different from other intelligent lifeforms, the left brain neurons responsible for logic and analysis and order are abnormally dull, and the cell nucleus of the somatic cell... Forget it, you don't understand it, in short, they are not good at lying and recognizing lies. ”
"Understood. Chu Ci said with a smile: "This is a really honest man." ”
"I warn you, don't talk about honest people. Ion Yan shouted indignantly: "The honest man threw your ancestral grave?"
Chu Ci: "... ”
"I'm really hungry. Yan Entropy walked up to Ion Iron: "To answer our question, if I can catch the meal, I will spare you a dog's life." ”
"Just you?"
Yan Entropy squeezed his fist and looked cold: "It's up to me." ”
"Okay, spare me a dog's life, what do you want to know?"
Chu Ci silently walked to the side, not wanting to participate in this kind of communication that might make people lose their minds.
Yan Entropy asked straight to the point, "Do you wanderers really want to destroy the world's nuclear weapons?"
"Yes. ”
"Why. ”
"Can't tell you. ”
Yan Entropy was not annoyed, and patiently continued to ask, "It has something to do with the blind spot of the earth, right?"
"Yes, when uranium ore is purified, the blind spots of the earth will weaken. Ion Yan looked at Yan Entropy, and asked rhetorically: "You are definitely not a human, you are also an alien creature, right, since you are an alien creature, then you should help us, if the blind spot of the earth disappears, it is not only human beings who are unlucky, but also us alien life forms, according to our research, the blind spot of the earth has a direct connection with the uranium ore on the earth, so... ”
Speaking of this, Ion Yan looked at Chu Ci: "You are an earthling, right?"
Chu Ci nodded.
Ion Yan asked again: "Then which of you two is the official?"
Chu Ci was triumphant: "I, he's a dog." ”
"So you're an errand runner. Ion Yan looked at Yan Entropy with disdain, and said, "Then you start up, I'll talk to the official." ”
Chu Ci laughed and walked over: "I'm an official, talk to me." ”
"How big are your officials? ”
"Bigger than the minister. ”
"Older than the minister, are you the minister's father?" ”
"Nonsense. Chu Ci scolded angrily: "You TM know that you still ask so much, and you are playing tricks with Lao Tzu." ”
Ion Yan shrugged: "Whoever has the leisure to play tricks with you, we are here to advise you, since you know the existence of the blind spot on the earth, then you must help us, otherwise everyone will be unlucky." ”
"If you can't help it, tell me first, how do you conclude that there is a direct connection between uranium deposits on Earth and the blind spot on Earth. ”
"I won't tell you. ”
Chu Ci sneered and said: "Boy, I know that you are very afraid of death, generally people who are afraid of death are more afraid of pain, what my buddy is best at is to make others hurt, do you want to try?"
"I'm not afraid of pain!" "I'm not afraid of death, just try." ”
Yan Entropy picked up an iron bar from the ground: "Okay, fulfill you." ”
Ion Yan gritted his teeth and said: "For our cause, even if I sacrifice my life, I only hope that my father in heaven will see my dedication and be proud of my actions." ”
Chu Ci pretended to sneer and said, "You will be reunited with your father soon." ”
Ion Blinked: "What do you mean?"
"What do you mean, isn't your dad dead, reunite the two of you. ”
"Your dad just died. ”
"Then you said that you hope that your father in heaven will see you as if you were dead or something, so you are playing a bitter love scene with me. ”
"Oh, my dad is on the plane, he's on his way to Huaxia, and the plane is late. ”
Chu Ci was stunned for a full five seconds, and then shouted at Yan Entropy: "Cut him, hurry up!"