【005】I'm out!

Suddenly, dozens of system prompts sounded at the same time, and dozens of replies suddenly poured out under Nanli's message.

But Nan Li didn't even look at it, and typed another line of words as fast as he could:

"This girl, I suggest you, hold an auction, whoever pays the high bride price will marry whoever wins, the price is clearly marked, fair and just. ”

Gas!

It's really infuriating.

To say that language is an invisible knife, Nan Li's words made these Gu Liang angry, and he couldn't wait to climb in front of Nan Li along the network cable and kill him.

Nan Li was addicted, and he didn't care to see how much emotional value he had gained.

"The bride price is a good thing, there were in ancient times, but in ancient times, you went to be filial to your in-laws, take your husband as the key link, give birth to children, and what your husband said is heaven, can you do it?"

"If you can't do it, shut up! Just think about rights, not obligations, since you are clamoring for equality between men and women, what kind of bride price do you want? If you want a bride price, you want 200,000 yuan, and you will pay a dowry of 200,000 yuan, is it difficult?"

"In addition, I sincerely give the poster a suggestion, in order to avoid this situation in the future, I suggest that you must ask the local customs when you fall in love in the future, the bride price is less than 200,000 direct pass, and the future love is divided according to the bride price, and it is forbidden to fall in love if it is less than 200,000. ”

"In the end, you must negotiate the price first, don't ask for a high price until the end of the day, scare away the buyer, what if you can't sell it?"

After finishing speaking, Nanli directly closed the post and left.

He knew that his words would definitely be sprayed by this group of feminists.

really

The whole feminist bar is boiling.

Where did this macho man come from?

Isn't this looking for scolding!

Countless people who browsed the post ran behind Nanli's message and scolded wildly.

But the more they scolded, the happier Nanli became.

In my mind, the prompt sound of the system crackled like a firecracker.

"Anger from Wang Yun +311. ”

"Rage +345 from Zhao Min. ”

"Anger from Han Ying +366. ”

"From ......"

......

"Sentiment Value: 13250"

"The host's mood value is 13250, and it can go out for 1325 seconds. ”

Hearing the prompt sound of the system, Nanli was excited!

It's been two years since he was and he was finally able to go out!

He did the math, 1325 seconds, that's about 22 minutes.

"Tsk, thank you to this group of lovely lesbians!!"

Nan Li's heart was surging, and he said excitedly: "Young Master Ben is going out, everyone is optimistic about his girlfriend!"

......

......

On April nights, the moonlight shines on the streets, and the gentle breeze brings a faint scent of flowers.

A figure ran as far as he could on the beach, rolling around and laughing loudly.

"Haha...... I...... Nanli came out. ”

"Two years, two years, stars, sea, I see you again!"

At this moment, the starlight, the waves, the breeze, the fragrance of flowers......... The result is a beautiful picture.

After venting to his heart's content on the beach, 15 minutes had passed, and he had to rush home within 7 minutes or be wiped out.

Nanli was about to leave, when suddenly two urgent cries for help came from the sea.

I saw two beautiful women in the sea, one big and one small, constantly struggling.

Nan Li didn't get entangled, he plunged directly into the water, and after swimming to the beauty in the water, the two beauties immediately entangled him like octopuses, as if grasping the last straw.

If it was before, Nanli would definitely be panicked, and the ending would be that the three of them would be finished together.

But in the past two years, Nan Li's body has been systematically transformed to be as strong as a special soldier.

He dragged a beautiful woman with one hand and swam towards the shore, and after dragging the two to the shore, the two beauties were already purple, especially the little beauty, whose breathing was weak and her eyes were bloodshot.

Nanli immediately took first aid measures and forced the water out of the mouths and respiratory tracts of the two before leaving the two of them and running home.

There are only 3 minutes left!

Fortunately, his physique is now comparable to that of the top athletes, and if he goes to the Olympics now, he will definitely break the world record.

"Bang!"

At the last second, Nanli rushed into the house.

"Whew, it's so dangerous, I almost died outside. ”

Despite this, today is still his happiest day in two years.

'Emotional value, as long as I have more emotional value, I can stay outside longer. ’

Nan Li thought seriously for a while, and asked at the system, "System, how can I get more emotional points?"

[The higher the popularity of the host, the greater the influence, and the more emotional points can be obtained.] 】

And so it was!

Hearing the system's answer, Nanli was even more certain.

If he hadn't stayed at home for the past two years, he would have been a first-line singer by now.

However, it doesn't matter, even if everything starts all over again, so what? He has so many music, novels, film and television dramas provided by the system in his mind, not to mention becoming a first-line singer, it is not difficult to become a superstar across the era!

After setting his goal, Nanli was full of hope for life again, and it took him two days to determine his path to superstardom.

The two years since Nanli disappeared were the time for the rise of short videos.

In particular, the Douyin app has become popular all over the world and has created countless influential accounts.

Many grassroots people have become rich overnight and become Internet celebrities with short videos. Many celebrities of the older generation have also switched to the short video industry, looking forward to taking advantage of this trend to become popular again and come out to make money.

Now it seems that all the people who entered the short video industry early have basically made a lot of money.

"Now is the era of the whole people brushing the douyin, if I can become popular on the douyin, then I can reap a lot of emotional value by shooting a few jokes. ”

Nan Li's eyes narrowed slightly, thinking about how to operate.

Douyin has been developing for more than two years and has already formed its own set of operating rules.

Nowadays, the competition is very fierce, but it's not just a casual singing, dancing can become popular!

But Nanli has confidence in himself.

Create an account: Southern Poets

Personal profile: The south wind knows my mind, blowing dreams to Xizhou.

Likes: 0

Followers: 0

Fans: 0

"Set a small goal first, and increase the number of fans by 100,000 a week. ”

Nan Li said confidently.

In the past few days, he has studied the rules of the Douyin platform, and if he wants to get more recommendations from the system, the completion rate is a very important indicator.

As a new account with zero followers, if you want to improve the completion rate, it is best to control the video duration between 7~30 seconds, and the shorter the completion rate, the higher the completion rate!

Of course, this also has a lot to do with the quality of the video.

However, Nanli is very confident in his work.

He picked up his guitar, plucked the strings, and clicked on the video recording button.

"I should be in the rivers and lakes"

"Drink a pot of turbid wine"

"Drunk and looking at the flowers in the depths of sorrow"

"Don't take that pass the wilderness"

"Waiting for a beautiful woman"

"How many floors are high in my dreams"

The chorus is finished for about 27 seconds. For novices, 7~15 seconds is the best duration, but Nanli is very confident in this song, as long as you brush this video, it is impossible not to listen to it.