Chapter Ninety-Six: The Invincible Charity Concert (1)
At 15 p.m. on November 14, 2017 in Jamsil, Seoul, all the participants of the Infinite Challenge Charity Concert were in place. Although it was only one day of rehearsal time to adapt to the venue yesterday, Kim Tae-ho was very satisfied with the performance of the six groups, which of course was required by Gagman's standards.
"Xiaofeng, why didn't you rehearse the song you sang?" Lu Hongzhe asked suspiciously
Xiaofeng shook the borrowed acoustic guitar and said, "My song is as long as I am on stage by myself, so there is no need to practice, so let's leave more time for Brother Mingxiu to rehearse!"
"Ahh
Kim Tae-ho walked over and patted Park Myung-so on the shoulder and said, "Myeong-so! You are much better than before, it doesn't matter if you can't sing or dance, it doesn't matter if you can't dance, you just need to be funny." ”
Park Myung-so was instantly beaten into a small brother.
"Brother-in-law, what kind of look are you?" Xiaofeng couldn't laugh when he saw Liu Zaishi, who was dressed like a priest
"How's it going?, the costume prepared by Rain is not bad!" Liu Zaishi said with a shake of his shoulder
"When I have a wedding with Taeyeon, I will definitely ask you to officiate. Xiaofeng said with a smile
"Who are you not asking me to invite? I'm very experienced in getting married. Liu Zaishi said proudly
"Brother, you've only been married once in your life, what's your dress, Xiaofeng, you should invite the experienced Jin Jidong!" Lu Hongzhe said
"Ah, Jidong, he hasn't been married yet, why not me?" Liu Zaishi argued
"How many weddings have Jidong presided over, and Brother Jidong is the king of celebrations. You go, don't make Xiaofeng's wedding a variety show. Through this period of contact, Park Myung-so has a great improvement in Xiaofeng.
"Is it appropriate for my brother-in-law to invite Jidong to invite me to his wedding?" Liu Zaishi began to play the family card
"Xiaofeng, who do you say you want to invite?" Zheng Junhe also came over to join in the fun
Xiaofeng knew that these people were making fun of themselves because they were nervous, although they had experienced a lot of big scenes, but after all, this time they were asked to hold a concert in front of 10,000 people. It's hard to say if there are a few songs and festivals, and a few MCs dare to go on stage.
"Jae-seok, you go and Bong-sun to prepare for the opening first!" said Kim Tae-ho, who was in charge of hosting Yoo Jae-seok and Shin Bong-sun this time.
"PD, what should I do if I fart when I'm nervous?" said Shen Fengshan with a bitter face, making her funny, but she was really a little nervous about hosting the concert.
"Feng Shan, I'm a little nervous when you say that. Liu Zaishi said
"In Brother Shi, you hosted the show, and you were nervous. Shen Fengshan asked
"Well, and I want to fart when I'm nervous. "Liu Zaishi wants to help Shen Fengshan relax
Lu Hongzhe walked behind Liu Zaishi with a wicked smile and took out a balloon, "Poof!" The balloon was burst by Lu Hongzhe.
"Ah, in Brother Shi, you can let it go!" Lu Hongzhe shouted while covering his nose and looking directly at Liu Zaishi
Liu Zaishi looked around in confusion, and everyone hid to the side with him as the center.
"Ah, Zaishi, if you can't hold it, find a place where no one is!" Park Myung-so won't let go if he grabs Yoo Jae-seok's pigtail
"Ahh Liu Zaishi shouted depressedly
"In Shi, it's a man who dares to act, isn't it just a fart? It's not a big deal. The big fat brother came over and comforted
"It's really not me, I don't. Liu Zaishi explained palely
"Brother-in-law, don't let everyone look down on you, you have to be a good example for Xiao Zhihao. Xiaofeng saw what happened, but it was also good to let Liu Zaishi make a fool of himself and relax for everyone.
"How can you do that? I'll admit it if it's me. Liu Zaishi said depressedly
"Brother Shi, I didn't expect you to be the same as me. In the future, we will form a duo. "Shen Fengshan has found a confidant who can't hold back his fart
"Bang Bang, Bang Shun. Taeyeon also came over to join in the fun
"Taeyeon, don't put your and Haha's nicknames on me. Liu Zaishi said
"Okay, you're almost there, Yoo Jae-seok and Shin Bong-sun go and prepare! When it's their turn to perform, Taeyeon and Park Myung-so go up to preside, except for the script, you can play freely. "At the critical moment, it was Kim Tae-ho who relieved Yoo Jae-seok.
"Brother Mingxiu can host such a big event?" Zheng Hengdun doubted
"Ahh Park Myung-so shouted
"The first ugly man without a pick, going up will disgrace us. Lu Hongzhe said with resentment
"Aren't any of you ugly guys?" Kim Tae-ho killed all the unchallenged MCs in seconds
"The first to play is Rain and Kim Tae-hee, the second is Kim Tae-yeon, the third is Park Ji-yeon, and the fourth is Choo Sung-hoon," Kim Tae-ho and the others re-established the order of appearance
"Pd, you don't invite any guests to the town, do you believe us like that?" the big fat brother complained
"PD doesn't want to be invited, does Brother Junhe think the audience will watch our performance after watching the guests' performances?" Xiaofeng complained
"Haha, Xiaofeng still understands me, and you don't want to think about what level you are. Kim Tae-ho said unceremoniously with disdain
"But PD, is it really good for you to arrange it like this? Let the guests who can take the shot appear first, and then a group of us will be in charge of funny. Xiaofeng said
"I'm doing this for your own good, it's too stressful for you to perform behind the rain. "Kim Tae-ho has a look of "I'm good for you", and you don't understand my grievances.
At 19 o'clock, the charity concert officially began, and Pastor Yoo Jae-seok and Orangutan Shin Fengshan took the stage.
"Feng Shan, I thought that so many people would come to my concert! I'm really a little nervous? Huh? Who are you? What about Feng Shan?" Liu Zaishi started to laugh as soon as he came up
"I'm the beast Shen Fengshan, I'm also nervous? Brother Shi, do you think I should change careers to become a singer? Shen Fengshan asked in a sexy pose, but with the orangutan costume on her body, the picture was too beautiful to describe in words.
"Feng Shan, you still be an honest comedy artist! The audience who came today didn't come to see you. Liu Zaishi persuaded him
"Today is not only a concert, but also a competition between our MCs, and all the three judges we invited. Why do we invite three? Because we can't invite more, but we still have a lot of authority to hear from us. Liu Zaishi continued
"Well, the first one is JYP Mr. Park Jin-young, let us warmly welcome JYP. Shen Fengshan said
"Hello everyone, I'm Park Jin-young. I'm glad that Infinite Challenge can invite me, but I want to state that I'm not here to be a judge, I'm here to participate in variety shows. Park Jin-young said
"Hey!! we're also a concert, okay?Park Jin-youngxi, if one of us has a performance that you like, can you sign a contract with JYP as a singer?" asked Yoo Jae-seok
"Of course you can, but Liu Zaishi doesn't care, his worth is too high. Park Jin-young joked
"Do you think I can do it?" asked Shen Fengshan in a snort
"Feng Shan, you better introduce the next judge! Don't you see that JYP's face is dark?" Liu Zaishi said
"Park Jin-young's face is originally black, okay?" Shin Bong-sun muttered quietly, but can you take the microphone away?
"Huh, why did you ask him to be a judge?" asked Shen Fengshan in disbelief as he stared at Taimoto
After glancing at the script in Shen Fengshan's hand, Liu Zaishi shouted loudly: "Ah, PD, are you sure he can be a judge? Isn't he a funny artist?"
"Ah, in Shi, can't you be nice to your brother?" Yin Zhongxin couldn't sit still
"Brother Zhong Xin, you yourself said that you are in the song world or the funny world. Liu Zaishi asked
"Oh! I'm the best in the music world. Isn't it the best way to compose music in the comedy world?" shouted Yoon Jong-shin
"Let's welcome the comedy singer Yoon Jong-shin. Liu Zaishi shouted
"I feel like I'm the best judge for this shoot, not only to give professional opinions on the songs, but also to comment on your funny. Yin Zhongxin said
"Let's take a look at the next judge! Liu Zaishi said
"The third judge, let us warmly welcome Yoo Hee-yeol's sketchbook. Shen Fengshan shouted
"Feng Shan, what do you say Yoo Hee-yeol is doing with a sketchbook? This is an MBC show, okay?" Liu Zaishi complained
"I'm sorry, I'm afraid the audience won't know who it is just by saying Yoo Hee-yeol's words?" said Shin Bong-sun
"I'm still a bit famous!" said the client
"Well, let's welcome Yoo Hee-yeol, a musician who has failed to enter the world of comedy. Liu Zaishi said
"Haha, I'm still very happy to say this, at least I'm still successful in being funny. "Yin Zhongxin wants to make some money
"I feel that the bachelor of composition in the comedy industry is much better than the best composer in the comedy world?" Liu Zaishi's complaint made Yin Zhongxin not even get the capital
"I hope the three judges don't expect too much from us, you just have to stand up and get out. Liu Zaishi said
"Ah, Zaishi, do you want money to sing and die?" said Yin Zhongxin, who had cooperated with Liu Zaishi
"I'm afraid you won't be able to stand up when you're laughing, and I see the audience is getting a little impatient to wait. Next, Rain and Kim Tae-hee will bring a song "Passionate Samba". After saying that, Liu Zaishi and Shen Fengshan returned to the backstage
The atmosphere in the audience was enthusiastic, and I didn't expect to see Rain's performance at the beginning.