I almost fainted, which is different when I work in a foot spa.

It's too fierce, it's really not something my little sling can afford!

Xia Xueli was stunned when she saw me,

I don't believe it,

He approached me and laughed: "I don't understand anything when I see you, do you think that I have a baby, so I can't give you benefits?"

I really didn't expect her to say this to me so directly,

I really don't understand this.,It's really an object that hasn't been dealt with.,How can I understand this!

I was nervous and embarrassed by her,

couldn't say anything, nodded indiscriminately, and quickly shook his head.

Xia Xueli saw me like this, and she became more and more energetic,

Leaning closer to my ear, he whispered in a sweet voice: "Don't worry, as long as the implantation period is over, it's fine, the main thing is posture ......"

I'm tickled by her ears,

I want to avoid her, but I'm afraid of hurting her self-esteem,

I can only listen to her tell me how to operate dozens of postures, and precautions.

After finishing speaking, Xia Xueli gently smacked me in the face.

Then he said: "Zhang Erpi, you will be the baby's father in the future, don't regret it, otherwise you will have good fruit to eat!"

I was so scared, why did I say yes?!

"Wait for me, I'll take a shower, and I'll give you benefits when I come back!" Xia Xueli finished speaking, and walked into the bathroom with her little waist twisted.

My little heart beats wildly,

Seeing her seductive figure enter the bathroom, I wanted to run away.

I can't tell you because I'm afraid of taking responsibility.

Or is it because I'm afraid she's a pedicure,

Anyway, my imaginary girlfriend is not like this.

It's a pedicure woman again, and I'm pregnant, how can I bear so much!

I instinctively wanted to run, but my body didn't move at all.

Thinking of me as a poor sling, without a house or a car, and doing the work of a cremator,

still owes more than 100,000 foreign debts, which woman is willing to look for me like this?!

Xia Shirley is such a beautiful woman, if it weren't for a pedicure,

If I wasn't pregnant, how could I be so caught up with me!

My brain was like a short circuit, and I didn't know where to go for a while.

Listening to the sound of running water in the bathroom.

inadvertently touched the mobile phone key she threw on the bed,

The screen lit up, and it was a photo of Xia Shirley leaning on a purple Maserati.

Damn, this Xia Shirley is quite vain,

When you see a luxury car, you have to take a photo!

Looking at Xia Shirley's photo,

Suddenly, as if I had an enlightenment, my brain flashed, and I felt that something was wrong!

Xia Shirley is lying, she is definitely not a pedicure.

I have learned from Master Qiao to face each other, to give the living and the dead.

Xia Xueli is definitely a rich and noble face.

Her forehead was high and full, plump and broad, clean and moist, and her Fuxi bones were slightly protruding.

The bridge of the nose is straight, and it is entering the palace of wealth, and the lips are thin and ridged.

When she whispered to me, she shook my hand.

The hands are white and the flesh is soft, and the Lord is blessed with wealth.

Look closely at the diamond on her navel, it is definitely not an ornament,

It is an extremely precious blue diamond, worth more than 10 million,

Even the photo almost blinded my titanium dog eyes,

When I looked at her at the time, I thought it was a fake ornament, and I didn't look closely.

But think about it, she's so amazing,

I've never been up close to such a beautiful woman,

was dazzled by her beautiful face, how could she notice these details.

Xia Xueli must be a lady from a wealthy family,

Wearing tens of millions of umbilical drills, renting cheap houses, and running to me to rub the net,

and forced me to be a father to the baby in her womb,

What's the situation, this is too unbelievable, isn't it?!

My whole being was turned upside down, and I almost doubted life!

The water stopped for a while, and I stared at Xia Xueli to come out,

But there was no sound in the bathroom at all, and the silence made people panic.

I shouted several times, but there was no response.

It's broken, did Xia Shirley faint inside?!

When I think about it this way, I can't care about anything else.

Rushed straight into the bathroom,

As a result, my frightened heart almost jumped out, and my eyes were almost blinded.

There is no Xia Shirley in the bathroom,

Master Qi is wearing a shroud and is applying makeup in front of the mirror!

The lips are red, the face is white, and the whole thing is a dead makeup.

I was petrified in an instant,

It took a while to come to his senses,

He asked in a panic: "Master Qi, you, why are you here?!"

Master Qi turned to me sharply, his eyes glazed,

Two rays of light shot out of his dark eyes, staring straight at me.

It was like a corpse, and it scared me out of the way.

Master Qi walked towards the door step by step,

I didn't see it well, so I quickly dodged away,

Seeing that his eyes were stiff, as if he would not bend,

I hid to the side and didn't dare call him again.

Nervously watched Master Qi walk out stiffly.

After Master Qi walked out of the door, I breathed a sigh of relief,

suddenly remembered Xia Xueli, and hurriedly went into the bathroom to check,

The bathroom is such a large space, it is clear at a glance, how can there be Xia Xueli's shadow.

I couldn't help but be stunned, I couldn't figure out what was going on?!

Suddenly I heard a movement next door,

Thinking that Xia Shirley lived next door to me, I immediately ran to check.

The door was hidden, and when it was pushed, it opened,

There was no Xia Shirley in the house, and the sound of rushing water came from the bathroom.

I rushed straight into the bathroom,

I'll go, white dazzling!

Seeing Xia Xueli falling wet in the bathtub, as if she had fainted,

I didn't care about anything else, so I picked her up at once,

As we walked towards her bedroom, we called her by name.

I shouted her name a few times, and Xia Xueli suddenly woke up with a thrill.

happened to walk to her bedside too,

I was just about to put her in bed,

Xia Xueli hooked my neck and said, "Dad, why are you in such a hurry, you don't even let people come to ask for benefits after taking a bath, okay, then give you benefits first, and wash them together when you're done." ”

Xia Shirley kissed her bright red lips as she spoke,

At this moment, there was a loud bang outside,

Startled me, I hurriedly stretched out my head to look out the window,

Master Qi actually jumped from the top of the building.

Seeing the blood flowing from under Master Qi's body to all directions,

I can't take care of Xia Shirley anymore,

Put her on the bed, turn around and run downstairs to see if Master Qi is still saved.

Running downstairs, I'm going crazy!

Nothing downstairs!

I obviously saw Master Qi fall downstairs, and he landed head-on.

If you don't die, you have to fall into a serious cripple,

Why is it gone, even if it is gone,

There must be blood, too, but there is not a drop of blood on the ground!

Could it be that I hit the customer?!

Master Qiao taught me how to check if I hit a customer.

I held my breath and checked to see if I had any strings.

The so-called string of pulses means that a certain part of the body will suddenly tremble.

This is the string reaction of the dirty upper body,

Once there is a phenomenon of cross-pulse, it will cause schizophrenia and hallucinations.

I checked it and didn't find anything abnormal.

When I was confused, a domineering black Land Rover drove in front of me,

A girl about my age stepped out of the driver's seat.

The beauty of that face makes me seem to see the white moonlight in the world, it is really beautiful and thrilling!

Wearing a graceful white pleated long skirt and a shawl with long hair, she has a pure temperament, and she looks like a gentle lady.

This is really a sister Lin who fell from the sky!

"You're Zhang Erpi, aren't you?" the girl asked in a sweet voice.

I nodded and said, "Yes, is there something wrong with you?"

The girl stared at a pair of big watery eyes, looked me up and down, and said, "It was your Pavilion Elder Huang who asked me to come to you." Have you ever heard that Lao Huang has nine junior sisters? I am the youngest one, you can call me the ninth sister in the future. ”

When she said this, I remembered,

Master Qiao told me about this, saying that the curator was a Taoist priest when he was young.

After becoming a curator, he adopted the widows of nine deceased,

It's all girls, all of them are beautiful, don't want them,

All of them were sent to Maoshan Jiugong Pavilion to learn art from his master or something.

I just heard it at the time, and I didn't take it to heart.

I am an elementary school apprentice, and Curator Huang is nearly 60 years old.

High up, never said a word to me,

I was like air in his eyes, so I thought he was air.

It's likely that this ninth sister is not even older than me on her birthday,

Open your mouth and let me call her sister, it's awesome enough!

But think about it, Lao Huang is almost sixty years old, and he is just her senior brother.

The seniority of these nine sisters is indeed high enough!

I reluctantly shouted, "Ninth sister, is there anything wrong with me?"

The ninth sister raised her eyebrows and said: "Of course there is something, Lao Huang asked me to protect you, and you are not allowed to leave my sight twenty-four hours in the future, and I will do whatever I ask you to do." ”

I almost burst out laughing,

Just this ninth sister, who is one meter six or five tall and weighs less than 100 pounds,

looks like Sister Lin, she looks weak, and she came to protect me!

It's a monkey sent to be funny, right?!

I admit that compared with Sister Lin, the murder weapon is big enough,

Could it be that she is using a murder weapon to protect me?!

and listen to her for everything, and do not leave her sight twenty-four hours,

Is the door open too?

It's a ridiculous joke!

I suppressed the ridicule in my heart,

Pretended to be serious and said: "Ninth sister, I still have something to do above, you go back first, and when I'm done, I'll go to the crematorium to find you." ”

The ninth sister pursed her lips and said, "When you're done, it's time to go into the furnace, come with me now." ”

I'm so angry in my heart, why should I go with you?

Who used you to protect it, Lao Huang is a bird!

Xue Xueli is still waiting for Lao Tzu above, aren't you a bad thing for Lao Tzu!