July 15, 2020, which is tomorrow

When Han Jun came home from work, he saw his younger brother Han Bing slumped on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, and he was angry.

"You kid knows every day that if you sit at home, you can't go out to exercise, and you can't read professional books, didn't you say that you want to take the civil service exam?

"Brother, why are you in a hurry. ”

Han Bing's face was full of grievances: "My mother and father at home dislike me, I ran to you and wanted to hide for two days, but you started to scold me in less than two days. ”

"Ahem......"

Han Jun coughed unnaturally and frowned: "It's against you, do you want to stay at my house anymore." ”

"I'm sorry, I was wrong. ”

Han Bing neatly admitted his mistake, then went to the refrigerator to get a bottle of iced happy water, poured ice into the cup, and handed it to the old brother.

Holding the happy water in his hand, Han Jun nodded with satisfaction with Han Bing, looked at the time, gave Han Bing a red envelope, asked his brother to order takeout, and turned around to go to the bedroom by himself.

There was still some work to be done before, and he had to work overtime, and after finishing overtime, he just watched "College Student's Story", which premiered today.

After Han Jun entered the house, Han Bing ordered takeout, then turned on a penguin group on his mobile phone and clicked on their bedroom group chat [Duck Discussion Group].

Han Ya (Han Jun): I miss you so much, sons

Sao Ya: What happened to my son?

Han Ya (Han Jun): I was beaten by my brother just now, my dad, my dad and my brother all dislike me (crying), there is no place for me in this family

Chong Ya: I'm the same as Han's son, a week ago, my mother began to turn my face on me, from a gentle mother at the beginning to a violent mother, every day cautiously and humbly to survive (pitiful)

White-skinned duck: I am humble, and I am starting to miss school

Industrious duck: people who go out to work, sit and watch the wind and clouds (proud)

Fat Duck: My mom is very kind to me, she just likes to urge me to lose weight, but I really want to eat the spicy fried skewers and beef soup cakes from school

Chong Duck: As soon as the fat man said that I was also hungry, I went back to eat a big meal

White-skinned duck: It's so boring, sons, is there anything to see and relieve boredom to share, anime, TV series, movies

[System]: The group of friends Saoya shared the file - 6T link in Europe and America, 14T link in Asia, and 11T link in anime

[System]: Han Duck, White Duck, Fat Duck, Chong Duck, and Industrious Duck downloaded the file

Sao Duck: ...... Brothers, pay attention to your body

Fat Duck: Thank you, Brother Sao for your selflessness

Fat Duck: @白皮鸭, I just found an entertainment online article, the protagonist ran to a parallel time and space, learned Zuo Le's sitcom, and copied all Zuo Le's works, which was quite well written, but it was very exciting

Industrious Duck: That's the Legend ...... Matryoshka ???

Han Ya (Han Jun): Speaking of Zuo Le, his company seems to be filming a sitcom, it seems to be about college students, it premiered today, my brother is a fan of Zuo Le, and he waited early in the morning

Fat Duck: I'm also a fan of Zuo Le, a sitcom for college students, do you want to watch it, do you want to broadcast it on Dongshan Channel?

Han Ya (Han Jun) :(picking his nose) Have you ever seen Zuo Le's drama broadcast on other stations?

White-skinned duck: Premiere?I don't want to go into the pit to chase dramas, it's too torturous, I'll go read that online article first, fat people, you watch the drama, it's good to look at it and then @ me

Fat Duck: No problem, is one book enough? I also have a Huayu rebirth text, and I also have Zuo Le's role, he was accepted as a younger brother by the protagonist, and the protagonist took the lead in filming Zuo Le's drama to win Zuo Le's luck

Han Ya (Han Jun): Damn, you can still play like this, the author and Zuo Le have a grudge

Fat Duck: I don't know, but there have been a lot of entertainment online articles recently that let the protagonist copy Zuo Le's works, who let him shoot the drama

White-skinned duck: ...... Cow Pie!

............

Han Bing was chatting happily in the group, the doorbell rang, the takeaway arrived, and Han Jun was just in time to finish work.

The brothers were in a storm, and the time was almost 8 o'clock.

Han Bing, who sent people under the fence, went to pack up the lunch box very discerningly, and ran to the kitchen to cut the watermelon in the refrigerator, and sent it to Han Jun to please him.

The younger brother is "sensible and polite", Han Jun is very pleased, and he can't help but miss when he was a child, when Han Bing was disobedient, just beat him directly.

Now that Han Bing has grown up, he can't beat him, and if he wants to maintain his brother's status, he has to think of grasping the handle to "coerce" or impose economic sanctions, and wait for another two years, when Han Bing comes out to work and has an income, it is estimated that he will have to think of other methods.

It's not easy to be a brother.........

Turn on the TV, Dongshan Satellite TV is broadcasting advertisements, they are all relatively well-known brands, and the products are also relatively healthy.

The images of infertility and male diseases in Han Jun's impression have not appeared in Dongshantai for many years.

After a while, it was 8 o'clock, and the TV screen turned, and four appeared... It's barely a youthful smile.

Accompanied by a slightly cheerful opening song, "College Student Story" was launched.

At the beginning of the TV, it did not enter the plot, first there was a footage, an aerial panoramic shot of Quancheng University, which was mixed with some pictures of college students' activities such as classrooms, canteens, and libraries.

This shot doesn't show off much, but it shows the taste of youth and freedom on the college campus, and it looks very immersive.

It makes the Han brothers, who have experienced their college career, feel very cordial.

After this set of shots, it officially entered the plot, first with the door number of a 222 dormitory, and then with a panoramic view of the dormitory.

Lin Dachong, the head of the dormitory played by Guo Jinfei, came out of the balcony with a towel to wipe his face and shouted at the three roommates who were still asleep.

"It's time, get up and go to class. ”

No one answered.

Lin Dachong called again, but no one paid attention to it, and waited until the third time, and it was still like this.

Lin Da was furious.

He took the book, rolled it into a roll, made a microphone appearance, opened his mouth wide, and an extremely harsh singing voice came out accompanied by exaggerated sonic effects.

"Children of the mountains...... Yo !!!!"

bang

The three people who were still asleep woke up suddenly, got up and begged for mercy, and then a few people gaged, and also introduced the plot and character names.

It was not long after the sophomore year began, and the school had just issued a new rule, the teacher must be on time for each class, and the instructor counted it every week.

Today is the first class of the new English teacher, but Lin Dachong has an appointment with the school girl who has just flirted, and he can't get out, so he entrusts the three people in the dormitory to help answer it.

Lin Dachong left, and Lu Fatpang suddenly remembered that he and Liu Xiaodao had an important copy to be released today, which was related to the survival of the guild, so the two of them also decided to skip class.

Left, Li Fanda, who was angry with Tangshan dialect, carried the hopes of his three brothers and embarked on a journey to class.

When he came to the classroom, Li Fanda found that there were only a dozen people, and when he was puzzled, the English teacher came and began to take a roll call.

Then there was a very exciting roll call competition.

At first, he answered by name normally, until Li Fanda, who was nervous, saw the little thin man next to him, and after answering two people by himself, he watched the great god perform in a daze.

"Shen Teng. ”

"To. ”

"Lei Jiayin. ”

"It's coming. ”

"Guo Jinfei. ”

"This. ”

"Xue Jun. ”

"Hmm. ”

Here is the crew deliberately playing a stalk, using the real names of the actors, of course, the audience is not clear now, and it is estimated that there will be new surprises when the second brush is swiped.

And here, Li Fanda watched the operation of the great god show, and he was not far behind, and used a high-pitched, dialectal, vague, and low tone to help the four of his dormitory answers, which attracted the attention of the little thin man next to him.

Clasp your hands into fists and admire each other.

"Brothers for a few people. ”

"Four, what about you. ”

"Twelve. ”

"Oh mom, master. ”

"Concession and concession. ”

The two blew rainbow farts on each other, and the English teacher looked at the sparsely populated classroom and said sarcastically.

"Very good, there are 35 people in our class, and the roll call is all here, and the classroom can't be crowded. ”

After that, he took out his mobile phone and took a few photos of his classmates in the classroom: "I will check with your instructor one by one according to the photos. ”

After that, the English teacher left angrily, and Li Fanda hurriedly contacted the dormitory brothers to try to remedy.

This plot is different from the original version of "Spicy Next Door", the original version is too funny, not to mention that Quancheng University disagrees, and the TV station can't broadcast it, so I can only change it.

The follow-up plot of this episode is a few people in the 222 dormitory, all kinds of public relations to please the English teacher, and some interesting plot jokes occurred during the period, and they were finally forgiven, and several people also promised not to skip English class again.

Compared with other sitcoms in Shanhe, the main audience of "College Students' Stories" is young people, so the screenwriter is bolder and more funny in the plot setting, and frantically piles up jokes.

After the broadcast of one episode, the two brothers of the Han family laughed and their cheeks hurt, and Han Bing was also crazy about Amway in the dormitory group.

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PS: The starting point has changed the layout again.........