Volume 2: Seeing the Dragon in the Field, Seeing the Lord in the Profit Chapter 50 The Head of the Balls and the Beautiful Teacher
First of all, it is impossible to read books seriously, so there is no need to take it to heart.
Secondly, it shouldn't be difficult to cure Han Simei, the last Huiyuan Dan, after Han Simei ate it, it has improved a lot.
If you can, another one will be fine.
Finally, find a book or teacher who translates those ancient characters.
Books can go to the library, and man, which requires a reliable person, he does not like to reveal his secrets, so, needs to be investigated.
Therefore, he still needs to go to class, observe those teachers, see if there are people who are capable of this, and then make plans.
During this period, you must find a girl to warm the bed!!
It's a good habit to think once in a while, to be able to find your own direction, and not to get lost.
In the past two days, Han Simei instigated Li Chunwang to buy a car, feeling that walking two kilometers a day was a waste of time, and he wanted to practice.
Li Chunwang agreed, and bought two, but they were both electric donkeys, Han Simei, the iron rooster, was very dissatisfied, but he didn't spend money, so he could only accept it gladly.
Early the next morning, Li Chunwang and Han Simei rode to school.
The two stopped at the intersection and waited for the red light, next to them was a black BMW, the window of the back seat was open, and Li Chunwang turned his head casually.
As a result, the people inside made his eyes shine.
A little girl under the age of twenty, with a ball on her head, and a small and cute face.
Not only does she have a small face, but her lips are also small, not much different from the legendary cherry mouth.
On the bridge of the small nose was a pair of large, round-rimmed glasses.
The most striking thing is the pair of plump on her chest, which is very spectacular, even more spectacular than the grass, she is not tall, at most one meter six.
Wearing a gray short-sleeved dress with a white pleated skirt tucked into the hem.
Her breasts were bulging, too high, and she had a book in her hand, a carton of milk on her breasts, and a straw in her small lips.
I don't know what she saw, and she let out a soft laugh with her little mouth on the straw.
Li Chunwang found it interesting, and an evil thought rose in his heart, and he raised his hand to take the milk from that chest.
The girl was dumbfounded by the sudden robbery, staring at her big eyes, stupid.
Li Chunwang looked at the milk in his hand, there was no straw, he turned his head to look, and it was still on the girl's mouth.
Li Chunwang stretched out his hand again, and the girl was startled, and her body instinctively shrank back.
It's just that she didn't expect that Li Chunwang just pulled out the straw from her mouth.
The girl was shocked and a little overwhelmed, but she just didn't scream.
At this time, the green light turned on, the BMW started, and slowly moved forward, the girl seemed to have a sense of security, she stuck her head out of the window and looked at Li Chunwang.
Seeing that he was drinking her milk, he waved at her, and had a harmless smile on his face.
The girl quickly retracted her head, raised her hand and patted her big breasts, her little heart fluttering and beating.
Li Chunwang hadn't started yet, and the vehicles behind him were blocked for a long time, all of them honking their horns frantically. It's rush hour for work, and everyone is in a hurry.
Li Chunwang drank the milk without hurry, raised his hand and threw it into the trash can not far away, his movements were chic and smooth.
Then he started the car and headed forward. Although it attracted a lot of scolding, Li Chunwang didn't care at all.
When I came to school, parked my car, and went into the teaching room, the time was just right.
The two sat in the back row, and Han Simei was still the same as a few days ago, she didn't take a book, and slept directly on the table.
This is an English class, the teacher is very Buddhist, you love to learn or not, he is too lazy to care, as long as it is not noisy.
Therefore, under the inspiration of Han Simei, Li Chunwang also fell asleep.
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"Classmate sleeping below, can you snore quietly?"
In a daze, it seemed that someone was pushing him. Li Chunwang rubbed his eyes and raised his head, and found that the whole class was looking at him.
It's embarrassing!
Han Simei next to her was snoring like thunder, and she didn't know what time this guy would practice at night?
Li Chunwang raised his hand and patted him on the head, and shouted, "Get up, go home for dinner." ”
Han Simei was confused like a puppet, got up like a machine, and was about to go out, but he didn't even glance at the situation in the classroom.
At this time, a nice voice sounded: "Classmates, if you don't like my class, you can not come, but please don't snore like thunder in my class and disturb other students listening to the class, okay?"
Li Chunwang turned his head to look, his eyes lit up, and all the sleepiness disappeared in an instant.
I saw a beautiful teacher wearing red shorts, a light yellow narrow-sleeved shirt, and a shawl with long hair.
She has a slender waist and hips, a pair of full breasts want to break free from the shackles of the shirt and fight to gain freedom, and those few buttons seem to be in danger of collapsing at any time.
She has big watery eyes, long eyelashes, and the most eye-catching thing is a tear mole in the corner of the eye, which is remembered at a glance.
Her voice is very good, even if she speaks angrily, it is pleasant to listen to.
Li Chunwang's turbulent heart immediately became active, he showed a harmless smile, and said:
"I'm sorry, teacher, we were wrong, please forgive me. "The attitude is sincere.
Han Simei didn't stop, she walked out of the classroom directly, she didn't look back, he was not interested in coming to school at all, if Li Batian hadn't asked him to look at Li Chunwang, he would have gone back to Qizhou a little later.
When the male classmates saw it, they were all dumbfounded, this guy is too rude, right, he doesn't even bother to look at the most beautiful tulip teacher in the school? Are you here for class, or are you here to be cool?
When the female classmate saw it, she was a nymphomaniac, and this classmate was so handsome! That cold look was so cool! I liked it so much! I don't know what his name was? Did you have a girlfriend?
Suddenly, everyone turned their heads and began to inquire about Han Simei's origin. Hai Dafu, the only one who knew, clasped his hands to his chest and pondered.
The beautiful teacher Tulip, she glanced at Han Simei's back, and said to Li Chunwang: "That classmate is your friend?
Li Chunwang was a little embarrassed, and said a little shyly: "He is so virtuous, don't you mind, I'll teach him a good lesson when I go back." ”
Tulip smiled, she didn't mind this, and said, "No, you just don't make trouble in my class in the future." ”
Li Chunwang immediately patted his chest and said seriously: "Teacher, please rest assured, I promise that such a thing will never happen again in the future." ”
Tulip smiled like a flower and said, "Classmate, I see that you are not young, are you really my student?"
Li Chunwang rolled his eyes and saw the words written on the blackboard, knowing that it was already a Chinese language class, his heart moved, and said:
"Teacher, I have some questions for you, I wonder if I can invite you to dinner?"
Tulip couldn't help but laugh and said, "There are a lot of students who want to invite me to dinner, and the reasons they find seem to be similar to yours."
I see that the meal is free, and now the class time of the students has been delayed, if you want to continue listening, sit down, if you don't want to listen, please leave, okay?"
Li Chunwang saw that she was about to turn around and leave after speaking, so he quickly grabbed her and said, "Teacher, I really have a problem, please want to teach you." ”
Tulip frowned, slightly unhappy, thinking that this guy had done something too much.
Li Chunwang looked at it, quickly let go of his hand, found a piece of paper, wrote two ancient texts on it, and handed it to her.
said: "Teacher, do you know such words?"
Tulip took a look, her eyes lit up suddenly, and she exclaimed, "You also know the ancient text?"
Li Chunwang saw that she was very interested, so he was no longer in a hurry, he did not answer directly, but whispered:
"Teacher, why don't we talk in private, it's class time, and the students are waiting for you to go to class. ”
Tulip felt that what he said made sense, so she nodded and said, "Okay, then you can wait for me after class, okay?"
Of course, Li Chunwang agreed, and said, "Okay, let's go together after class." ”
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After class, the students all went to eat, and most of the chats were about the two awesome male classmates in the class, one wanted to be a beautiful teacher, and the other ignored the beautiful teacher.
Miraculously, they were all unscathed, and, that mediocre guy, seemed to be making progress.
The students walked out of the classroom one by one, and Li Chunwang came to the podium, lying on the lectern, watching the tulips tidy up and tidy up.
He said, "Beautiful teacher, what do you call it?"
Tulip stopped what she was doing, stood up straight, looked at Li Chunwang with a curious expression, and said:
"This classmate, I seriously suspect that you are not a student of our school now, can you tell me, where you come from?"
Li Chunwang turned his wrist and said, "Bang!" A student ID was slapped on the lectern.
He didn't speak, and pretended to be in progress.
Tulip became interested and smiled, "Yo!
Li Chunwang smiled, squeezed his eyes, he thought he was very handsome, but he was actually very sassy.
Tulip is very cultured and will not laugh at others easily, she just didn't see it, picked up her student ID card and looked at it.
smiled: "You are really my student." ”
Li Chunwang did not answer, but raised his hand to take his student ID, turned his wrist again, and disappeared again.
Tulip looked surprised and said, "How did you do that?
Of course, Li Chunwang wouldn't tell her that she was included in the space ring. He said quietly, in a demagogic tone like a magician, "Teacher Beauty, please tell me your name." ”
Tulip smiled, stretched out her skillful hand, and said, "It's a pleasure to meet you, classmate Li Chunwang, my name is Tulip." ”
Li Chunwang stretched out his hand, shook it with the white and tender hand, and said, "It's a pleasure to meet you, beautiful teacher, Miss Tulip." ”
Tulip wanted to withdraw his hand, but was pulled by Li Chunwang, he continued:
"Tulips are a symbol of fraternity, elegance, nobility, kindness and wisdom.
Teaching and educating people is fraternity and wisdom, beautiful face and approachable temperament, noble and elegant, and kindness in the face of other people's mistakes.
It is my pleasure to meet such a perfect person as you, and allow me to kiss the back of your hand as a sign of my admiration. ”
After Li Chunwang finished speaking, without waiting for the stupid tulip to agree, he raised her hand and kissed the back of the white hand.
Feeling the warm, soft touch on the back of her hand, Tulip suddenly woke up, "whoosh", withdrew her hand, and blushed.
She said: "Your classmate, you are too rhetorical, it's not good. ”
Li Chunwang smiled slightly, learned to say elegantly: "Beautiful Miss Tulip, it's the end of class, please don't call me a classmate, just call me by my name." ”
Tulip couldn't cry or laugh, this guy had a powerful mouth, although he was a little frivolous, but the words sounded comfortable, but he couldn't continue like this.
She coughed, adjusted the atmosphere, changed the topic seriously, and said, "Li Chunwang, do you know a lot about ancient texts?"
Li Chunwang didn't agree with her words, but said, "It's lunch time, why don't we go and talk while eating?"