Volume 1 Global Tricks to Death Chapter 203 One Hundred and Thousand
Chu Ci keenly noticed that Huang Zhaotao always looked over from time to time.
Of course, it's not Chu Ci, but Qin Lele.
In the end, after chatting with a few old men, this kid looked at Qin Lele more and more frequently, until he found Qin Pengju with a confused face and whispered for a while, and his face showed a very inexplicable expression.
This inexplicable look was a little confused, a little thoughtful, and a little overjoyed.
When chatting with others, Huang Zhaotao always couldn't help but look at Qin Lele in the corner.
Chu Ci always felt that Huang Zhaotao's eyes were very strange, and the excitement that he tried his best to hide was like going out to see the first prize lottery ticket and was afraid that others would know.
Chu Ci glanced at Qin Lele and encouraged: "That grandson always peeks at you, or let's arrest him directly, and want to convict the director of the bureau of voyeurism." ”
Qin Lele raised his head, as if he had thought of something, his eyebrows furrowed slightly, and finally sighed helplessly: "Let's go, it's so boring here." ”
Xiong Chumo stood up, looked around for a while, and finally nodded.
Chu Ci is no matter how stupid he is, he understands what is going on, Qin Lele wants to see someone, but this person does not appear.
And the guy named Huang Zhaotao seems to know Qin Lele's identity, so this girl doesn't want to stay for a long time.
Chu Ci also stood up, anyway, he was full, and it was not interesting to watch others pretend to show off their wealth.
Xiong Chumo yawned, except for the sissy who is fat, there is no one who is pleasing to the eye, and it is estimated that he is bored.
As soon as a few people got up, Huang Zhaotao, who had been paying attention to them, walked straight over.
"Miss Qin, are you leaving so soon?"
Huang Zhaotao's appearance looked a little restrained, and even his expression seemed to reveal a certain look that he wanted to hide as much as he could.
Qin Lele snorted without being salty.
Huang Zhaotao said with a smile: "Miss Qin, sit down for a while, several initiators of the charity bazaar will be there in a while." ”
Chu Ci was very curious, when Huang Zhaotao faced Qin Lele just now, although he did not have an arrogant expression, his words and deeds were as if Lao Tzu was rich and handsome.
But now, I always feel a little restrained and flattering.
On the other hand, Qin Lele looked domineering: "I'm not interested." ”
Huang Zhaotao smiled slightly: "I have seen the auction list, and there will be a few calligraphy and paintings and some works of art for a while. ”
A trace of hesitation flashed on Qin Lele's face: "Okay, let's stay a little longer." ”
Chu Ci is even more strange.
Just now, Qin Lele said what he wanted to see, what the hell is this thing.
If there is going to be some latest model of individual bazooka or electric baton or something on display in a while, if Qin Lele wants to stay, Chu Ci is not surprised at all.
The problem is that this girl doesn't look like a cultural person at all.
Chu Ci kept the "mission" in mind and asked with a serious face: "I have a limited collector's edition of the twelve major actresses of the island country, can I bid for it?"
Huang Zhaotao didn't like him at all.
He had already heard Qin Pengju say just now, Chu Ci was just a nobody, and it was estimated that he was Qin Lele's colleague.
Of course, he also thought that Qin Lele worked in the Agricultural Bureau and was an ordinary clerk.
Huang Zhaotao has always wondered about the identity of Qin Lele and others, so he has been inquiring intentionally or unintentionally just now.
After inquiring around, no one knew, and gradually Huang Zhaotao reacted that something was wrong, if he was a nobody and had a quarrel with Qin Pengju, he would be angry with this kid, why bother looking for him.
Huang is not a fool looking for him, thinking of this surname, he suddenly had a guess, and as soon as he found Qin Pengju to confirm it, his heart instantly became hot.
You must know that although Qin Lele doesn't care about Qin Tianming, the latter has always regarded the former as his own daughter, at least on many occasions, although Qin Lele basically doesn't like Qin Tianming.
Chu Ci continued to add blockages: "What about you, can I bid for this collector's edition?"
Huang Zhaotao glanced at Chu Ci, but a hint of abuse flashed in his eyes,
Chu Ci had a premonition in his heart, feeling that this kid was going to trap him.
However, Huang Zhaotao didn't say anything, seeing that Qin Lele's interest was aroused, even if the goal was achieved, he nodded and smiled and left.
Chu Ci couldn't help asking, "Do you still like calligraphy and painting?"
Qin Lele snorted, his eyes looked at the stage, as if he was waiting for that pair.
Chu Ci asked again: "How does Huang Zhaotao know that you like calligraphy and painting?"
Qin Lele paused for a moment and said, "Maybe Qin Pengju told him." ”
Chu Ci's face was full of suspicion: "How did Qin Pengju know, aren't you unfamiliar." ”
Qin Lele said angrily: "Why do you have so many questions, how do I know how he knows." ”
"Isn't this afraid that you will be green? ”
"I can give you a red call, can you believe it. ”
Chu Ci smiled, Meizizi.
He felt that he and Qin Lele had made progress.
If he had joked like this before, he would have become popular, and now Qin Lele is no longer surprised.
After a while, as Huang Zhaotao said, gradually some people came to the stage with artworks and calligraphy and paintings.
However, the interest of the guests is not particularly high, most of them are familiar people, meaning to spend more than 100,000 or 200,000 yuan to buy it as a donation.
When the last piece of art was auctioned off, Huang Zhaotao walked up to the host and whispered for a while.
Chu Ci always felt that when Huang Zhaotao was talking to the host, his eyes always looked at him intentionally or unintentionally, and there was a hint of sarcasm in his eyes.
The host's face was a little embarrassed, and he looked at Chu Ci's table along Huang Zhaotao's fingers.
This time, even Wang Dafu saw it: "Chuke, that kid seems to want to trap you." ”
Chu Ci scolded secretly.
Lao Tzu knows.
Sure enough, the host who returned to the stage said into the microphone: "Guests, Mr. Huang of Xingyao Media, his friend Chu Ci has always been keen on charity, so he especially asked Mr. Huang to donate his collection to contribute to charity. ”
"I'm fucking your uncle Huang Zhaotao!" Chu Ciqi's nose was crooked.
It's waiting for me here, when will Lao Tzu become your friend?
Also, when did I say that I would do my part for charity, and I would like charity to donate some money to me?
Yan Entropy laughed: "Let you block others, now you are dumbfounded." ”
"This kid is too shady. Xiong Chumo was anxious like something, and quickly took off the studs on his ears and handed them to Chu Ci: "Take this first, my ex-boyfriend gave it, more than three thousand." ”
"Good sister!" Chu Ci took the earrings: "When I have money in my next life, I will buy you another one." ”
"When are you still poor? Qin Lele rolled his eyes and handed the bracelet on his wrist to Chu Ci: "Use this, just go back and give me an IOU, don't tell me to pay it back in the next life, you have to pay me back next month." ”
"How much money do you have for this bracelet?"
"Don't pick and choose there, I don't know, rob other people's. ”
"Eldest sister, you won't want to trick me, right? Chu Ci weighed the bracelet: "In case this thing is hundreds or thousands, and as a result, any Shabi spends tens of thousands to shoot it, doesn't it mean that I owe you tens of thousands." ”
Qin Lele has the intention of killing people.
"Can I not go?" Chu Ci said aggrievedly: "Can't we arrest people directly." ”
"Stupid, if you want to be caught, you will be arrested a long time ago, and now I can't reveal my identity, I want to see what kind of medicine this guy surnamed Huang sells. ”
"Okay, okay. Chu Ci sighed, glanced at Huang Zhaotao, and walked to the stage.
Chu Ci sneered all over his face.
Okay, don't you say I'm your friend, it's just right, everyone is embarrassed together, and no one knows me anyway.
"When I was a child", Chu Laicai once told a truth that was not a truth.
That's how to fight back when faced with a powerful enemy.
The old man told Chu Ci that once he encountered this situation, what needed to be considered was not what the other party had, but what the other party didn't want to have.
Chu Ci didn't understand it very well at the time, and felt that Chu Ci was pretending to be X, after all, this old man always did this.
But now, he understood.
Huang Zhaotao has everything, and the only thing he doesn't want is to be embarrassed.
As for himself, he has nothing, the only thing he can do is to tie himself and Huang Zhaotao together and then embarrass them together.
Dick Si's face is not worth much, but the face of the rich and handsome is worth it.
Not to mention, Chu Ci is ready to "catch them all"!
Therefore, Chu Ci didn't ask for Xiong Chumo's earrings, let alone Qin Lele's jade bracelet, he just took a face with him, and after a while, the person came down and the face was left on it.
This is the so-called killing a thousand, self-inflicted... Eighteen thousand!
According to the normal procedure, the host will give a brief introduction to the lot.
The problem is that the host is also quite confused, he doesn't know what the "collection" Huang Zhaotao just said is, so after seeing Chu Ci walking on stage, he directly handed him the microphone.
Looking at Huang Zhaotao and Qin Pengju who were watching the excitement in the audience, the corners of Chu Ci's mouth outlined a smile.
Holding the microphone, Chu Ci cleared his throat.
"As the host said just now, I am a good friend of Mr. Huang Zhaotao and Mr. Li, and I am a very special friend. ”
As soon as Chu Ci's voice fell, Huang Zhaotao sighed in his heart, feeling bad.
"As you all know, Mr. Huang Zhaotao and Mr. Qin Pengju of the Qin Group are also good friends. ”
Qin Pengju and Huang Zhaotao looked at each other, not knowing what Chu Ci was doing with so much nonsense. Although Huang Zhaotao didn't know what Chu Ci was going to say, he instinctively realized that something was wrong, and then gave a few orders in a low voice.
The staff was just about to go to the security guard, but Qin Lele, who appeared behind Huang Zhaotao at some point, chuckled: "Now that you know who I am, is it possible that you still want to drive away my friends?"
Qin Lele knew Chu Ci better than Huang Zhaotao, so he knew that Chu Ci was holding back his stomach.
Chu Ci has not yet used the bad water, how can she allow others to dismantle the stage.
Huang Zhaotao was taken aback: "Qin... Miss Qin, how could it be, you misunderstood. ”
Qin Lele didn't say anything, just looked at Chu Ci on the stage, and couldn't cry or laugh in his heart.
This kid just doesn't want to suffer!
She didn't know what Chu Ci was going to do, but she knew very well that this charity sale was likely to turn into a farce.
This is not what Qin Lele wants to see, but she doesn't want to stop it, for some reason, she just doesn't want to see Huang Zhaotao bullying Chu Ci.
Chu Ci, who was on the stage, saw everyone looking at him puzzled, and his smile remained unchanged: "Actually, my collection was stolen by Qin Pengju from his mother." ”
Qin Pengju in the audience scolded: "You fucking fart!"
Chu Ci hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I borrowed it, I borrowed it, after Qin Pengju borrowed it, I gave it to Mr. Huang Zhaotao, and Huang Zhaotao 'plated' for two months, so he gave it to me." ”
The appetite of everyone in the audience was hung to their heart's content.
Zhen Jie, who was watching the excitement, was also stunned.
She had been "communicating" just now, and she almost forgot about Qin Lele and his party.
What kind of collection is it, it is so tortuous, and it is from Zhen Jie's "collection". Chu Ci laughed, took a deep breath, and then his mouth was like a machine gun: "The twelve major actresses of the island country get off the horse and treasure the limited edition, ripped jeans, subway idiot, perverted uncle next door, hot spring travel, sleep next door old aunt, only what you can't think of, no one can't collect it, you want, all have it, all have it, the starting price, one hundred yuan, a full twenty-eight G, I believe Ms. Zhen Jie... No, I believe in the vision of my old friend Huang Zhaotao, a hundred yuan, only a hundred yuan!"
After Chu Ci finished speaking, everyone in the entire banquet hall was dumbfounded.
Silence, after ten seconds of silence, a few young people who reacted first sneered, and then, this kind of laughter seemed to be contagious, more and more people couldn't help it, in the huge banquet hall, almost everyone was laughing, men and women, old and young, Chu Ci laughed the most cheerfully, followed by Wang Dafu.
Don't you want to embarrass Lao Tzu, no problem, let's be embarrassed together!
Huang Zhaotao's angry three corpse gods jumped violently, eager to rush to the stage to devour Chu Ci alive.
was about to open his mouth to call the security guard, but he noticed Qin Lele beside him, who was trying to hold back his laughter, so he had to force himself to suppress his anger, but his teeth were clucking.
Of course, everyone will not believe Chu Ci's so-called twenty-eight G resources, but after tonight, this matter will definitely become an "interesting matter" for everyone to talk about after tea and dinner in the circle.
Everyone doesn't know Chu Ci, but they will say that this guy with mental problems is Huang Zhaotao's "friend".
There's no way, who told him to let the host introduce Chu Ci like this just now.
The guests in the banquet hall, after laughing, looked at Huang Zhaotao one after another.
Huang Zhaotao couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
The eighth-tier actresses in the company are not enough to toss, who has time to watch that thing.
Qin Pengju's reaction was very fast, and he immediately snatched the microphone from the host's hand and ran onto the stage.
"This is a charity bazaar, not a place for you to grandstand!"
Chu Ci shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and said into the microphone: "Don't you want me to be embarrassed, now that I have lost someone, you are not happy again, it's too difficult to serve." ”
The guests in the audience gradually reacted, this guy on the stage should not be Huang Zhaotao's friend, but Huang Zhaotao just wanted the other party to be ugly on stage.
This kind of thing has long been commonplace for everyone, little people, isn't it just for playing, but I didn't expect Huang Zhaotao to meet someone who is not afraid of death today.
Chu Ci was happy: "Now that the shame is over, I won't joke anymore, in a public place, how can I spread that kind of thing." ”
After finishing speaking, Chu Ci took out half a box of cigarettes from his pocket and threw it directly to the host.
"Half a box of Marlboro in a soft package, the starting price is ten yuan, which is considered my contribution to charity. ”
Returning the microphone to the host, Chu Ci walked to the stage with his hands in his pockets.
The host was a little dumbfounded.
Half a box of Marlboro, how to shoot this?
Isn't that?
Huang Zhaotao also walked up, gritted his teeth and said: "Shoot, shoot him, if he wants to be embarrassed, let him lose enough!"
The host was full of helplessness, and he didn't bother to introduce it, and said with a smile: "Everyone also heard, half a box of Marlboro, ten yuan starting auction, is anyone bidding." ”
The guests in the audience snickered again.
Most of the people here smoke cigars, and even if they smoke ordinary cigarettes in private, it is impossible to smoke a Marlboro for more than a dozen dollars.
The host didn't bother to repeat, and was just about to say that he would change the next collection, when suddenly a voice sounded in the corner.
"A thousand, I'll give a thousand. Xiong Chumo shrunk his neck and blushed.
Originally, she didn't want to squeak just now, but Yan Entropy couldn't see the "shame", so she had to say something about a star and thirty-five yuan.
The thirty-five yuan Yan Entropy has been saved for almost a month, and the last time I went out to buy milk tea, I lied to Chu Ci about the accounts.
If Yan Entropy really shouted something about a star and thirty-five yuan, Chu Ci would be even more embarrassed, otherwise Xiong Chumo would not be able to stand up and "bid".
Chu Ci's face was full of helplessness, and after walking over, he looked at Xiong Chumo and said, "With this thousand yuan, how good it would be if you invited me to eat something." ”
"Isn't this a cheer for you, and you'll pay it back when you have the money. ”
Chu Ci smiled and didn't speak.
The host smiled: "Well, thank you for this young lady... ”
Before the host finished speaking, a breathing voice came.
"One hundred thousand!"