082. Strange social etiquette
Of course, the eldest sister Rabbit Niang couldn't understand what this human was saying. After thinking about it, she turned her head and asked her sister who was also being touched by several other humans, her hands, back, and buttocksβ
"What the hell are these humans talking about? Why do you always touch our butts, front feet, and back feet?"
The second sister is also being touched now. However, compared with the calmness of the eldest sister, she seemed a little disgusted: "(Iron Rabbit) I don't know what to say! I just feel very uncomfortable." Hey, master, what the hell do you mean by these kinds? Why are they always touching our ass? Can we hit him, can we bite him? Can we ??? it?"
Tao Zhaide is also a second monk now, and he is confused.
He didn't know the Tao before, it turns out that immortals are so caring and like animals so much?
Look at them, each of them is constantly petting those cute rabbits and tigers, and the love in their eyes is really very sincere!
Well...... Wait a minute, look at the way they touch, this kind of rubbing and pinching, is this the way humans express their affection now?
Tao Zhaide nodded, very happy. Since these people use this method to express their love for small animals, they should also pay tribute to themselves, right?
Therefore, he also walked behind the fan-faced young man with a smile on his face, stretched out his hand, and pinched his ass hard.
"Ahhββββββββββββββ!!!h
The fan youth turned his head in horror, the fan in his hand was directly aimed at Tao Zhaide, and shouted: "What do you want to do?!"
Tao Zhaide smiled naturally, pointed his finger at the rabbit girl and Bai Hong, and said, "Do you like them?"
After thinking about it, the young man of the fan simply tore his face and snorted: "I really like it, so what? In this world, everything depends on strength!"
Tao Zhaide nodded and said, "Yes, you like them, and I like you too." Come, turn your heads, and pinch each of my butts to show my affection for you. β
The main duck, which had been sitting on top of Tao Zhaide's head, suddenly craned its neck and quacked twice. After that, all the rabbit girls and Bai Hong seemed to have been instructed, and suddenly they all grabbed the hands of these people and turned their bodies all over to face Tao Zhaide!
Seeing that these people all cocked their butts one by one to pinch themselves, Tao Zhaide didn't mention how happy he was! By the way, then again, did they pinch the rabbits' butts just now with a lot of feeling? So, the more powerful they pinch, the more they like it?
Thinking of this, Tao Zhaide immediately stepped forward and slapped his palm heavily on the fanned youth's buttocks.
"You...... What do you want to do?!"
Perhaps, it is the first time that this situation has been faced. This young man with a fan seems to have forgotten to resist for the fact that another man touched his buttocks, and only knew that his face was stiff!
But it didn't matter, Tao Zhaide's palm exerted force, and suddenly slapped heavily on this guy's buttocks, this guy's center of gravity was unstable, and he suddenly fell forward, and fell a dog eating shit.
"You...... You !!"
The young man with the fan was annoyed and angry, and immediately got up from the ground! And several other young people saw their boss falling, and finally remembered to resist, and they grabbed the wrists of those rabbit girls in turn, and when they saw it, they were about to make trouble......
"What are you doing! This is Bright Flame City, not your own sect!"
Everyone turned their heads, only to see a few immortal teams wearing chain mail and holding the standard matching swords of Bright Flame City coming quickly from the mountain. Seeing these people, although the fan youth hated it so much, he still held back his breath, put the fan away, and directly pointed at Tao Zhaide and shouted: "The surname Tao, you remember it for me! Just now you took advantage of the momentary negligence, but don't think that you can go down the mountain so easily this time! Applaud your people, and prepare a stretcher to carry your torn body down! Let's go!"
After speaking, the fan youth turned his head and left. Those immortal troops from Bright Flame City passed in front of Tao Zhaide, looked him up and down, and then dropped a sentence: "Please don't make trouble in Bright Flame City." β
After that, they also continued to slow down and patrol the mountain roads.
Tao Zhaide touched the back of his head, turned his head, and said to the little debt next to him, who was standing all the time but did not say a word: "Hey, girl, did I do something wrong?
The little debt opened his mouth directly: "Mom, cut off the hanging~~~!they, cut off the hanging~~~!"
The Lord Duck smiled and said, "In a way, it's true. As long as you cut off their stuff, they won't be idle and harass you, and you won't have a grudge against them. β
Tao Zhaide was still very confused, and said, "Lord Duck, you mean...... Are they so angry that they hate me? So, if you cut off their eggs, they won't hate me?"
The lord grinned: "Who knows what the way it is." β
"yes, who knows. There are so many idle people in this world, if you cut off all their eggs, it will be enough to circle the entire nameless continent for three weeks!"
The voice was very familiar, Tao Zhaide turned his head, and saw that the boy named Ding Dangxiang was now holding a piece of dough cake in one hand, while looking at the direction where the fan youth had left just now with great disdain.
Seeing the people of this Houtu country, Tao Zhaide immediately became a little excited. He stepped forward and said politely again, "Your name is Ding Dangxiang, right? My name is Tao Zhaide." Let's be friends!"
Ding Dangxiang was stunned for a moment, and immediately looked at Tao Zhaide with a very vigilant gaze, and at the same time covered his ass with his hand, and said cautiously: "You...... What do you want to do? I'm telling you, I don't have that interest!"
Tao Zhaide was stunned for a moment and said, "In the Houtu Country, isn't the way to greet each other touch each other's butts?"
"What country's social etiquette is to touch each other's butts! I thought you did it on purpose, but are you serious?!"
Facing Ding Dangxiang's roar, Tao Zhaide hesitated again and said, "Hmm...... The greeting etiquette of the Thick Earth Country is not to touch the ass, right?"
Ding Dangxiang nodded vigorously again.
In this case, Tao Zhaide's hand that was like a tiger's claw ready to squeeze was also put down. He smiled and said, "It's so good, then I won't touch it." I respect other people's social etiquette, and since you don't like to be touched, I won't touch it. To be honest, I don't really like being touched by people either. β