The first volume of Odd Jobs Against the Sky was exposed
Although the people of Qianmen are not real liars, there is no doubt that the vast majority of them possess the agility and composure of the most perfect Qian.
Compared with Bai Muyuan, most of the other people present were experienced, and after listening to the conversation between He Peng and Bai Muyuan, they all felt very funny.
Everyone saw that Bai Muyuan was a little dead and begging, so they smiled and let him say.
Bai Muyuan stiffened his neck and said: "I just think it's one of you and Lao Cuili, what's the matter, if you don't let me say it, I'll say it too!"
Lao Jin said dissatisfiedly: "Hey, boy, I have been trampled just now, you have a grudge against the master of the door, why don't you know how to seize such a good opportunity!"
Everyone was also slightly stunned, everyone stood up and spoke just now, no one has ever said what has been said, these guys all know the roots, anyone can pick out some embarrassing things and criticize them, Lao Jin and Lao Cui have been criticized just now, Bai Muyuan stood up and criticized it seems a little inappropriate, this is a real thing.
"Oh," He Peng was surprised.
Bai Muyuan had a few suspicions in his heart, and he said: "I think Lao Cui and Lao Jin are suspicious!"
Bai Muyuan stood up angrily, and said in his heart, He Peng is seeing that everyone is almost making trouble, and he is going to hit me in the face directly, Lao Tzu must really dig out a suspect to show you!
"Bai Muyuan, everyone has said it, just me, Liu Yishuang, you haven't talked about it with Dajin Brick yet, or else, you come first"
"Ahh
"White Eyes"
The more Bai Muyuan thought about it, the more ashamed he became, his face was as red as a red flag, and his head was buzzing.
As more and more people stood up, the content of the criticism became more and more outrageous, Bai Muyuan's face became more and more ugly, and the plan he thought was good was mixed up beyond recognition by these old people, but the most infuriating thing was He Peng, not only did he not stop it, but pretended to be serious and let them mess around one by one, which was obviously a slap in the face!
So everyone stood up one after another to mercilessly refute the suspects, and the atmosphere was enthusiastic and vigorous!
Everyone sprayed him mercilessly for a while, He Peng stopped them with a smile and changed to the next one.
Lao Jin sat down, hugged his head with both hands, and didn't say anything, with a posture that you love how Lao Tzu just can't pay!
"You're so slamming the door! It's only when you're rich that you're willing to do this!" everyone pointed at him and laughed.
The applause fell Lao Jin with a bitter face: "Okay, I admit my mistake, I'm sorry for Lao Cui, I'll donate two million for charity!"
The applause rang out, and the old gentleman Cui owed himself to express his gratitude, just like the curtain call of a celebrity.
"Give him a quack!"
"Well said!"
"Good!"
Lao Cui blushed: "What are you laughing at, what are you laughing at, anyway, I think this traitor must be a greedy person who will betray his fellow disciples for profit, we can't think of anyone here who is more greedy than Lao Jin, not to mention that he framed me for a pack of cigarettes, so ah, if there is a traitor, it must be him!"
Hahaha! The crowd laughed again.
Lao Jin explained left and right: "I didn't frame him, acting at the right time is the basic skill of our Qianmen, who would have thought that this kid was so concave, he couldn't even run, and besides, his waist disc was not beaten that time, people just cut off a few ears of him, and his waist disc was picked up a few years ago by picking up the wall of others and peeking at the big girl taking a bath!"
After everyone was stunned, they laughed, complaining that Lao Jin was too picky, not doing things authentically, framing his peers, and running first in battle was even more unrighteous!
When the boss woke up, Lao Jin had already gone away, but I was still there, and when I reacted, it was too late to run, so I was grassed, I was beaten by this meal!
The boss was blinded when he landed, and I was blinded too, Lao Jin is picking the door to cut out a new realm!
The boss said, "You didn't pay for the cigarettes!" Lao Jin complained to the boss and said, "I didn't take your cigarettes, of course I don't have to pay, you're so funny."
Lao Jin said, didn't I exchange Chinese cigarettes for your Su cigarettes, why do I have to pay
That day, he took a cigarette and walked out, and the boss chased him out and said, "Hey, hey, you haven't paid yet."
Lao Cui said proudly: "Ha, you heard it, exposing you is what everyone expects, I will tell the truth, if I tell a lie, let the big guy take the sole of the shoe and slap me in the mouth!"
Everyone coaxed, and even Liu Yishuang said with a smile: "Yes, expose him fiercely and let him, a miser, vomit more blood." ”
"I'm sorry, your billions of net worth, 200,000 for charity, you are embarrassed to say it, it seems that I have to expose you!"
Dajin Brick waved his hand again and again, "Oh, don't say it, I admit my mistake, I'm sorry for you, I'm not benevolent for being rich, and when I get out, I'll donate 200,000 yuan to charity."
Hey, what you're doing!"
I thought that Su Yan would be Su Yan, although the name is unlucky, but we don't gamble, and we are not afraid of Su.
The boss changed the bag of Su cigarettes for you.
But then you asked, boss, how much does Su Yan cost a pack, the boss said, Su Yan is also fifty yuan a pack. You just say, then I'll change Su cigarettes, don't want Chinese cigarettes.
I was so happy in my heart at the time, thinking that Lao Jin was actually quite good, buying Chinese cigarettes for our poor buddies.
Okay, just give me a pack of Chinese cigarettes. The boss reaches out and gives you a pack of Chinese cigarettes.
The boss said that Chinese cigarettes were 50 yuan a pack.
When you enter the door, you ask, boss, how much is a pack of Chinese cigarettes
Lao Cui rolled the sleeves of his wide kudzu coat to his shoulders and scolded: "Lao Jin, you are really not a thing, when you went to the shop to buy cigarettes, I thought you had changed your sex, and I really praised you in my heart, but it turned out."
Everyone laughed and shook their heads, everyone knows about Lao Jin's slamming of the door, but with a net worth of billions, the same door will not give it to someone urging, "Say it quickly, if he does too much, we will help you cut him together!"
"I'll expose it to you, this old gold is not a thing, as a fellow disciple, he is rich, I am poor, I can't smoke too much with a pack of good cigarettes, it's not even a dime a dozen for him, guess what he did"
Lao Jin said aggrievedly: "Didn't I give you a good cigarette to smoke?"
Last month, I asked you to go to eat, you invited me to eat at a roadside stall, I want to drink, you invite me to drink six yuan and seven cents and eight cents of two pot heads, I said to you, Lao Jin has to pack a cigarette and smoke, you look at the bear you are embarrassed!"
"Lao Jin, your shortcoming is that you love money too much, tell me what you have become all these years, and your net worth is billions of dollars to cheat other people's commissaries.
Lao Cui is a slightly chubby middle-aged man with five strands of long hair and unkempt length, and his outfit looks like an amateur veteran who tests words and fortunes on the street. He tilted his body with two fingers, pointed his fingers and shook his head, and said:
Lao Qianmen's psychological quality is too good, all the investigations and tests carried out these days are basically carried out in this state of gags, not that they are not cooperative, on the contrary, they are fully cooperating, but Lao Qian's nature is to cover up, and there are occasional hints in the gags, but in most cases they are to protect themselves from being injured by mistake.
Everyone laughed, and He Peng also smiled and watched the performance of these two living treasures. Bai Muyuan and Liu Yishuang both frowned slightly.
Dajin Brick asked with a bitter face: "Why didn't I do anything, I can't eat fatty meat because I love it!"
"Lao Jin, I have an opinion about you, I can't help but say it this time, I think if one of us is a traitor, it must be you!"
"Uh! yes! I accept it humbly!" The big gold brick stepped forward, his fat body stood as straight as possible, and his big belly pouted and he was tall!
Lao Cui also stood up: "Shut up quickly, I know that I am now criticizing you for not your attitude!"
The big gold brick stood up angrily, "I said you are an old Cui, I know that your kid is not well-intentioned, and said that it was because he was disgruntled because he was disgruntled because he went to my gold shop last time and used an iron ring to steal a gold ring for a gold ring."
When Dajin Brick heard this, his eyes bulged, and he didn't expect that he would be the first to be the target of bombardment.
"Well, the person I want to criticize is Lao Jin, golden fat man!
Everyone followed and coaxed, urging him to hurry up and say, don't ink!
"Haha, then I'll say it first, don't feel sad about the people I criticize, this doesn't affect the relationship between us, I'm just talking about things!"
To be honest, no one except Bai Muyuan thinks this method really works. But Lao Qian is always the one who knows how to cooperate the most.
Everyone applauded, as if they were watching a wonderful stage performance, rather than a mole eradication operation involving life and death, as if they didn't realize that they might also be criticized as a mole.
Someone immediately chimed in: "Ah, this is a really good idea, we must cooperate, and absolutely mercilessly criticize the object of suspicion in the harshest and most thorough!"
They not only heard the deliberate flattery in He Peng's praise, but also heard Bai Muyuan's immaturity and the reverence that he loved and hated!
Lao Jin also waved his hand as unlucky, "Say, say, damn, you should wear red pants in your natal year." ”
Bai Muyuan said: "This year, the master of He Men has brought a lot of new atmosphere to our Qianmen, although I compete with him to like the same woman, but this has to be served, our brothers and sisters of Qianmen are also doing their best to follow the Lord of He Men to do things, everyone almost did their best to do things well, but Lao Cui and Lao Jin are not careful, Lao Cui is on the side of the road every day to measure words and fortunes and bask in the sun, do not take the affairs of Qianmen seriously, Lao Jin is dedicated to making money