Chapter 15 To conquer a woman's heart, you must first conquer her stomach
"Have you got the title deed?" asked Jin Yuanwai eagerly.
Looking at the pretty widow in front of him, who was as beautiful as a peach and plump body, a trace of evil fire flashed in Jin Yuanwai's eyes, but the matter of the title deed was related to his life, and he still knew the priorities.
After all, there are still four earth wheel masters and more than a dozen elite men behind him.
In the eyes of these people, Jin Yuanwai is just a small rich family in Fufeng City, and he can be killed and killed.
"Got it. Sister-in-law Wang nodded, looked at Jin Yuan's bloated and ugly face, and sighed in her heart.
In this life and this life, I will spend it next to this scumbag, and I don't know if this choice is right or wrong.
"Okay! Okay! The sister of the Wang family has made a great contribution, hurry up and give me the title deed. Jin Yuanwai was overjoyed, and most of the pressure in his heart was gone, and his eyes unconsciously swept to the lower half of his sister-in-law's sudden warp, and his eyes were full of lustful thoughts.
What a handsome mother-in-law, Lao Tzu wants to have fun for two days and then sell it in the kiln.
As for marrying into the door, don't even think about it, a lowly rural woman is still a widow, and I want to save face, right?
As long as this thing is done and the Tantai family appreciates, what kind of woman can't get it?
Sister-in-law Wang endured the nausea and reached into her arms to get the title deed.
However, the bosom turned out to be empty.
Her complexion changed drastically, and she searched desperately, but she could not find any trace of the title deed.
"What's wrong?" Jin Yuanwai saw her expression, and his heart tightened.
"The land and the title deeds are gone. Sister-in-law Wang's face was pale, and beads of sweat oozed from her forehead.
"What! You—look for it again. Jin Yuanwai's heart sank, and he urged without giving up.
"It's really gone. A look of despair appeared on Sister-in-law Wang's face.
"How can this be, you stupid woman, what are you doing!" Jin Yuanwai couldn't help but scold, rolled up his sleeves and wanted to go up and kick her.
"What's the matter, will it be lost on the mountain, and you will go back to find it?" Qi Da stretched out his hand to stop Jin Yuanwai's atrocities.
"I stole the title deed and was discovered by the young man named Zhong Wen. Sister-in-law Wang shook her head weakly and said, "He didn't stop me from going down the mountain, but the title deed was definitely taken away by him, although I don't know how he did it." ”
"You, you slut, you dare to trick me!" Jin Yuanwai couldn't suppress the anger in his heart, "I killed you... Ouch!"
Qi Da just waved his hand lightly, and Jin Yuanwai's fat body flew far away, and fell heavily to the ground, smashing the ground into dust.
"How was it discovered?"
"I, I don't know, when I stole the title deed, there was no one around. Sister-in-law Wang's eyes were dull, and she replied with a straight look.
"Now that the matter has been revealed, these two people have no value, let's dispose of them. Qi Da turned his head to the dozen or so big men and said coldly, "Don't leave a trace." ”
With that, he turned around with the other three and was about to leave.
"My lord, don't, my lord, don't kill me, it's all this slut who is not doing well, I still have value, I still have value!" Jin Yuanwai crawled over and hugged Qi Da's calf like a dog, tears and snot, "I have money, I can give you a lot of money, as well as real estate, as well as shops and restaurants, all for you, please spare my life!"
General Qi looked disgusted, kicked him far away, and walked away without looking back.
"Please, please... Ah!!h
When the four of them walked away, one of the remaining dozen strong men walked out and decisively stabbed Jin Yuan's outer lower body, followed by another knife into the heart, ending his ugly life.
"Boss, this woman is pretty good-looking, can you let my brother open the meat before killing her?" a strong man stared at the out-of-body sister-in-law and said with a lewd smile.
"Look at your unproductive appearance, move quickly, don't delay the business. The leader smiled helplessly and shook his head.
The big man smiled and walked in the direction of Wang's sister-in-law......
"You are staring at the movement of Qingfeng Mountain, and report the situation immediately. The leader admonished, and then left with the group, leaving only the two big men to keep an eye on.
"This kid is happy. ”
The two people who were left behind listened to the intermittent sound in the medicine field, and their eyes were red.
Thick clouds drifted by, obscuring the bright moon, and the medicine field that had lost its moonlight could not see its fingers......
"You?" Lin Zhiyun stared at Zhong Wen up and down with a pair of beautiful eyes, almost unable to believe what she had just heard.
"yes, there's no better fit than me. Zhong Wen's eyes did not evade, and he looked at the goddess.
"You are a big man, you want to take over the work of Sister-in-law Wang?" Lin Zhiyun confirmed again and again.
"In my eyes, men and women are equal. Zhong Wen's tone was sonorous, "A job should be done by the most suitable person, not by gender." ”
Hearing the words "equality between men and women", Liu Qiqi's eyes lit up, and his eyes softened a little when he looked at Zhong Wen.
In this world of extreme male superiority and inferiority, saying "equality between men and women" is definitely deviant, Lin Zhiyun was shocked, but it was difficult to be disgusted.
"Then how do you prove that you are the most suitable candidate?" Lin Zhiyun couldn't help but ask rhetorically.
According to her original idea, she planned to find another peasant woman from the bottom of the mountain to take over the work of the princess.
"My cooking skills are unparalleled in the world, I clean my room quickly and cleanly, and the clothes I wash look like new...... "Zhong Wen gushes endlessly.
"Anyone can do it if they just talk about it. Lin Zhiyun was amused by Zhong Wen's words, and in order to maintain the majesty of the Tianlun master, she had to hold back desperately.
"It's simple, just give it a try. Zhong Wen's face was full of confidence, "I will be responsible for today's noon meal, let's take it as a job search exam, if the palace master is not satisfied with the dishes I cooked, even if I fail the assessment, how about it?"
"If you are talking about the kind of chicken soup with the addition of 'Sai Shen', it is indeed a delicacy in the world. Lin Zhiyun thought that he was going to repeat his old tricks again.
Zhong Wen had a feeling of being despised and said: "That chicken soup is just a small skill of carving insects, and today is the time for me to show my real skills." ”
Seeing that Zhong Wen had made up his mind, Lin Zhiyun couldn't save his face, so he could only nod in agreement, thinking that he would find an excuse to give up by himself when the time came.
So, with inflated self-confidence, Zhong Wen went down the mountain to purchase with high spirits.
With the "Haha Recipe Dry Edition", Zhong Wen can easily find substitutes for some cooking ingredients in his previous life, such as a "sour fruit" juice taste, which is very similar to vinegar, and the peppercorns that he loved in his previous life can be replaced by a kind of "gastrodia grass"; and another flower called "Butterfly Hongjiao", whose petals are soaked in water, can obtain a sweet juice, which tastes similar to white sugar water......
Zhong Wen, who returned with a full load, did not return directly to the Floating Flower Palace, but ran to the secret cave where the female assassin Leng Wushuang was first.
"Don't practice your sword-breaking technique, come and help me peel potatoes. ”
For Wan Jinlou's killing technique, Zhong Wen was very disdainful.
Leng Wushuang stared at him with a pair of beautiful big eyes, and his round face was very cute.
She was wearing the orange coat that Zhong Wen bought, her expression looked much softer, no longer like a cold-blooded assassin, and the lines of her chest were undulating, which was extremely spectacular.
"What to see, hurry up, hurry up, it took too long to buy vegetables, and some of them didn't have time to deal with the ingredients, come over and help, today is my job search exam in the Floating Flower Palace." Zhong Wen said to himself, "Take a knife to peel these potatoes, and the vegetable leaves over there will also help me cut everything, I'll deal with this live fish first, and I'm grateful for it." ”
"Job hunting?" Leng Wushuang looked confused when he heard this, "Do you want to apply for a doctor?"
Zhong Wen's superb medical skills have long been recognized by the Assassin girl.
"It's not a doctor, it's a cook. Zhong Wen began to scrape the fish scales without raising his head, "There is also a sweeping monk." ”
Cold frost: "......"
Although she doesn't know what "sweeping monk" is, she still understands the meaning of "cook" and "sweeping the floor".
"What are you doing there, can't it be that you have slept too much in the past two days and slept stupidly in your brain?" Zhong Wen urged.
"You're stupid. Leng Wushuang glanced at him, and really picked up the knife and began to peel the potatoes, "You are a big man, you are going to the Floating Flower Palace to be a cook for a group of women, a current person, aren't you afraid of being ridiculed?"
"What's wrong with the man? Is the man very expensive?" Zhong Wen said disapprerovingly.
"At least in the eyes of most people, men are much more noble than women. "Leng Wushuang was born in a poor family, and he is very skilled in peeling potatoes, "What's more, with your medical skills, you can mix well everywhere, and your status is definitely far higher than that of the head of a small sect like Floating Flower Palace." ”
"Remember, no one is born inferior. Zhong Wen suddenly raised his head, looked at Leng Wushuang seriously, and said, "Whether it is noble or not, it is not the origin or gender that looks at it, but here." ”
As he spoke, he stretched out his finger and pointed to Leng Wushuang's plump left breast.
"You disciple!" Leng Wushuang's face sank.
"What do you think, I'm talking about the heart!" Zhong Wen couldn't cry or laugh, "Why are your thoughts so impure." ”
"Hmph!" Leng Wushuang's face was slightly red, he just lowered his head and peeled potatoes, and no longer paid attention to him.
However, Zhong Wen's words echoed in her ears from time to time.
No one is born inferior to the other...... Is it?
If that were the case, how good it would be.
"You're so skillful, it's a shame to be an assassin. Watching Leng Wushuang quickly finish peeling the potatoes and skillfully handle the green leafy vegetables, Zhong Wen couldn't help but praise.
Leng Wushuang didn't speak, but the corners of his mouth unconsciously rose slightly.
In the cave, the two sat facing each other, without speaking, each handling the ingredients in front of them, and the stone room was quiet, and the atmosphere was a little warm.
"Xiao Leng, you really helped a lot today. After all the ingredients were prepared, Zhong Wen stood up and stretched his waist, grinning.
"Don't call me Xiao Leng, I'm older than you. ”
"Frost?"
"Don't call me Frost. Leng Wushuang's forehead faintly burst out of green tendons.
"Hey, what's wrong with calling it frost, how cute it is......" Zhong Wen was about to protest, but saw that Leng Wushuang was already on the verge of breaking out, so he had to compromise, "Why don't you call it Wushuang." ”
For Zhong Wen's forcible approaching tone, Leng Wushuang was very helpless, so he had to ignore it.
The next moment, the large pile of materials on the stone table suddenly disappeared without a trace.
Leng Wushuang looked at Zhong Wen in surprise, not understanding how he did it, after all, with her background and experience, it was destined to be impossible to hear of the storage ring, the top treasure in the world.
"By the way, I can't break my promise if I say thank you. Zhong Wen didn't explain, he walked directly to Leng Wushuang, blinked his eyes, and stretched out his right hand, "Don't tell anyone what happened next." ”
He gently placed his right hand on the top of Leng Wushuang's head at the position of the Baihui acupoint.
The girl was taken aback, but she didn't dodge, just watched him quietly.
"Daigo empowerment!" Zhong Wen urged his skills in his heart.
In an instant, Leng Wushuang only felt countless information pouring into his brain, and he couldn't help but be startled, and he was almost about to escape.
When Zhong Wen put his hand down, Leng Wushuang found that there was an extra exercise called "Taisu Xuanyin Gong" in his mind.
"You, you, are you a human or a ghost?" Leng Wushuang was completely frightened by Zhong Wen's magical methods, and couldn't help but stutter when he spoke.
"Won't you be able to chat? Zhong Wen was very dissatisfied, "Have you ever seen such a handsome ghost?"
Finally calmed down, Leng Wushuang began to ponder the exercises in his mind.
She figured out that she was just an inconspicuous little assassin, no matter what Zhong Wen had for her, as long as she could take revenge, she would try her best to satisfy her.
I don't know when Zhong Wen's status in her mind has become a "big man".
"Wanjinlou's garbage exercises are harmful and useless, so don't practice them anymore, let's practice this instead. Zhong Wen said, and a small bottle appeared out of thin air in his hand, "This is the 'Turning Spirit Pill', which can speed up your recultivation." ”
"What grade of exercise is this?" Leng Wushuang was empowered by Daigo, and he had completely mastered the cultivation know-how of "Taisu Xuanyin Gong", only to feel that this exercise was extremely mysterious, and it was absolutely extraordinary.
"Star Spirit Grade. ”
"What level is the Star Spirit grade?" Leng Wushuang said he had never heard of it.
"Guess. ”
“......”
What a beautiful dish!
Looking at the table of meals that Zhong Wen was busy putting out, whether it was Lin Zhiyun, Liu Qiqi or Yin Ning'er, their eyes lit up.
shiny water spinach;
steamed sea bass sprinkled with spicy safflower and green bay leaves;
The deep-fried golden potato chunks are sprinkled with black sesame seeds and chopped green onions, giving them a fragrant aroma;
Mapo tofu simmered with gastrodia grass powder and other spices over low heat;
The surface is smeared with sesame oil, and the three yellow chickens are neatly cut, and a special sauce is placed next to them;
In the center of the dining table is a large pot of green and white "jade white jade meat and bone soup", and the chives and sesame oil foam floating on the surface complement each other.
It is not so much a table of dishes, but a beautiful painting, which makes the women feel pity and can't bear to put down the chopsticks.
Only little Lori was lying on the side without heart and drooling, if it weren't for the master's presence, she would have reached out to catch the three yellow chickens.
"Zhong Wen, did this all by you?" Lin Zhiyun felt that her three views had been subverted.
Is such a delicate and beautiful dish really made by a man?
What about the gentleman who said that he was far away from cooking?
What about the amnesia?
"Did you say it earlier, my cooking skills are unparalleled in the world. In front of Lin Zhiyun, Zhong Wen was full of desire, "Come on, come on, don't just watch, hurry up and taste it while it's hot." ”
Lin Zhiyun bowed slightly, knowing that Zhong Wen had a treasure like "Sai Shenxian", and the taste of making soup would definitely not be bad, she did not take the spoon first, but raised her chopsticks and pinched a water spinach, covered her mouth with her left hand, and gently put the vegetable leaves into her mouth with her right hand.
She is a woman I like, and she looks so beautiful when she eats!
Zhong Wen swallowed his saliva.
The moment the tip of her tongue touched the water spinach, Lin Zhiyun's heart swelled with turbulent waves.
Is this still water spinach?
Is there a water spinach in the world that is even more delicious than court food?
Pretending to be calm on her face, she followed Zhong Wen's introduction, sandwiched another piece of three-yellow chicken, dipped it in a special sauce, and took a bite gently.
Then, the palace master of the Floating Flower Palace completely fell.
Her hand reached out to the other plates as if uncontrollably.
The fried potatoes have a charred texture on the outside and tender on the inside, and the unique aroma mixed with black sesame seeds!
Mapo tofu is crispy and numb in the mouth, and it has a rich taste that has an endless aftertaste when swallowed!
There is also this local specialty "Jade White Jade Meat and Bone Soup", which can be so delicious, and the pork can be made so soft and chewy!
"Hmm~"
This dignified lady, who had received an aristocratic education since childhood, could not suppress her intoxicated voice;
fell together, as well as her two flower-like female disciples, and a super cute little Lori.
Looking at the blush on the faces of several beauties in Chunlan Qiuju in front of him, and hearing Lin Zhiyun's delicate voice in his ears, Zhong Wen's heart was full of a sense of accomplishment.
The sage has a cloud: to conquer a woman's heart, you must first conquer her stomach.
(Saint: I didn't say that.) )
The dishes on the table were quickly swept away, and there was not even any residue left, Liu Qiqi and Yin Ning'er sat on the chair and tried to digest it, while glancing at Zhong Wen from time to time from the corner of their eyes, and the little Lori was holding her round belly, lying on the table half asleep, with a happy smile on the corner of her mouth.
"Palace Master, I don't know if I have passed the assessment?" Seeing that everyone in the Floating Flower Palace was full of wine and food, Zhong Wen asked slowly.
"Zhong Wen, are you really willing to be a cook in the Floating Flower Palace?" Lin Zhiyun was already willing in her heart, but she still confirmed it again and again.
After all, this is directly related to Zhong Wen's reputation and future in the future.
The gentleman's precept is not a casual statement.
It's just that if Zhong Wen really shook her head, she didn't know how sad she would be.
After tasting such a delicacy in the world, even a person like her, who lives a simple life and has no desires, feels that it is difficult to go back to the past.
"It's an honor to work in the Floating Flower Palace. Zhong Wen showed a subtle smile, "I am willing to take on the work of Sister-in-law Wang." ”
"Oh well. Lin Zhiyun finally agreed, "From now on, you will be the chef of the Floating Flower Palace." However, laundry and cleaning won't bother you, I, Qiqi and Ning'er will solve it by ourselves. ”
"Huh?" Zhong Wen's smile suddenly stiffened.
The grand plan of hand-washing underwear for the goddess Lin was declared bankrupt!