Different from the upright sitting posture that came in, the current Zhao Punctual put almost lying on the chair, with two legs on the workbench.

Mike was stretched by him to the longest so that he could communicate with the audience in this most comfortable position.

A Big Mac Chicken Leg Burger in the left hand, and a cup of Happy Fat House Water with Ice in the Right Hand.

Happiness is as simple as that, and it comes unexpectedly.

Zhao Puhunshi was enjoying the simple pleasure of the fat house, and the call of the sixth lucky listener was answered.

Zhao Punctuality, who was still chewing in his mouth, tried his best to say in a clear tone: "Hello this listener, I am Zhao Punctuality, your Mr. Punctuality..."

Now his face is already very thick, and if he doesn't want to be embarrassed, he will come as soon as he opens his mouth.

Listener: "I'm a big viewer of the show, and I heard a few days ago that there will be a mysterious guest who will be hosting on behalf of me and saying something offensive.

Just now I used 'Zhao Punctuality', 'Mr. Punctuality' and 'Brother Punctuality' to do the key times respectively, I'm sorry, I can't find your information at all, what kind of mysterious guest are you?"

"It's that you don't know anything about the power of the word mystery. Zhao Punctuality, who was underestimated, developed his own brain.

Think of nonsense to the best of your ability: "The meaning of the word 'mysterious' is elusive and unfathomable. You think, I can't find my information on the whole network, so if I'm not a mystery, who has the face to say that I'm a mysterious guest, right?"

There was a slight pause on the other side, and then he spoke: "Your shameless appearance is quite the style of my youth. Let me ask again, will Zhang Qiang come back?"

Zhang Qiang is the host of the original "Your Moon My Heart", thirty years old, with a five-point appearance, a very low center of gravity, but a sweet voice.

As long as you don't look at yourself, you can fascinate a man.

If you don't have a sense of picture in your heart, you can imagine that you can press F to enter the tank of Her Royal Highness Qiao Biluo.

Or imagine the sweetness in "The Sewing Machine Band".

Isn't it super graphic?

If nothing else, the current Zhang Qiang should spend her marriage leave in Taiguo, and because of this opportunity, Fan Yang asked Sun Xiaohua to support the situation.

But because of this, it almost opened the skylight incident tonight.

"First of all, thank you for your support of the show, and I hope you can support it more in the future. ”

After saying a few routine words, Zhao Shoushi explained by the way: "As for Sister Qiang's matter, she is not newly married." I am on my honeymoon in Taigo, and if nothing else, I will serve you when I come back.

This gentleman has any confusion or something good to share with us..."

Before Zhao Punctual finished speaking, he was interrupted by the movement on the other side of the radio wave, and there was a bang, as if something had been dropped.

There was also a heavy sound like the old cow wheezing, and Zhao Shoushi sighed in his heart, only when something bad happened on the other side.

Outside the studio, they don't forget to record and call #police at all times.

Zhao Punctuality, who didn't understand what was happening on the other side, was afraid of his bad things, and was about to listen before responding.

Then I heard the sound of a glass being smashed.

Then the voice of the audience just now came: "Why is it Taiguo again, where is she going on vacation, why is she going to Taiguo, I wonder if the last thing we want to hear is Taiguo! I am so disappointed in her." ”

Zhao Punctual asked tentatively: "This gentleman, are you okay over there?"

Maybe it was to vent his anger, and the mood on the other side was obviously much more stable: "I called today to talk about what is going on." It's too hard for football fans in our country.

This morning, our national football team faced the Taiguo team at home, facing the Taiguo youth team that almost hid all the main forces, and the national football team that we pinned hopes on finally lost the bottom with a score of 1:6.

In the face of a youth team that is ranked outside the top 100 in the international rankings and has hidden all the main players, our strongest national football team has played such a result, I think you should understand my feelings, right?"

"I understand, my heart hurts. It's just that the listener is sad and the listener is in tears. Zhao Punctuality, who spoke in a low tone, replied.

In fact, he feels sorry for the wool, he doesn't watch football at all.

Is the game not fun, or the girl is not easy to flirt, go to the fan national football team.

I'm not afraid of stinking to death.

This year, the fans of the national football team are the most shabi thing, and the men's national football team is also the most shabi team in the world.

He just didn't expect that the national football team in this time and space was not weaker than his original time and space.

Sure enough, it is a lineage, just like a few days before he crossed, he just saw the national football team losing 1:2 to Syria away from home from the hot search, and there was also an own goal from his own side.

Then the news of the resignation of national football coach Lippi.

This news is so exciting that it accounts for several hot searches in the top ten.

Not to mention the loss and resignation, there are also crazy spreads in the circle of friends and QQ groups: In order to celebrate Syria's defeat of the national football team, the government army and the rebels decided to cease fire for 48 hours to celebrate this event.

There is also a video of a foreign coach slapping a player in a jersey in the locker room, with the narration: The Syrian national football coach asked the players to release water because of China's aid to Syria with 1,500 tons of rice and 100 buses.

But the Syrian national football team still won, so the Syrian coach was furious and went berserk in the changing room.

Of course, this is all a joke, but you can see the urine of the national football team.

It's too difficult to be a fan of the national football team, and you will definitely die young without a big heart.

According to statistics, from 1957, when the national football team first participated in the World Cup preliminaries, the national football team has only played the World Cup once in 60 years.

In the 50s, the national football team once injected indane 8:1, but in recent years, it was forced to draw by indane 0 goals.

This kind of bull short bear long, volatile and downward trend was originally only understood by Chinese stockholders, and now national football fans have begun to experience it.

If you are a shareholder and a fan of national football... Mourn.

"No, you don't. It's a shame. The tone of the audience on the other side of the radio wave was full of tears:

"The lifelong wish of our fans is that the national football team can win the World Cup, and in the 2002 World Cup, the national football team advanced to the round of 32, and we saw hope that the future would get better and better.

But who would have thought that the starting point in our hearts turned out to be the peak. Since then, we haven't even been able to touch the threshold of the World Cup. What a World Cup winner, a good thing that I can't even dream of. ”

Zhao Punctuality, who had a shameful sympathy for national football fans in his heart, held back his laughter that was about to be held back.

said calmly: "Actually, you can still think about it." If I follow my plan, there might be hope. It's just that this plan can only be a joke, and it is absolutely impossible to achieve it, forget it, don't say it, don't break your hearts. ”

Zhao Punctual is professionally trained, he will never laugh, he can still persevere.

Participant: "I'll go, I still have to listen to your traitor." Besides, I don't believe there is more sad news than being kicked 1:6. ”

Zhao Punctuality: "Okay, since I've been saying that it can't be broadcast on TV today, it's not bad for this time." ”

Zhao Punctuality, who poured a large mouthful of happy fat house water, crushed an ice cube with a click, feeling the comfort of the cool air penetrating the body.

Slowly spoke: "In my plan, it only takes five steps for the national football team to enter the World Cup. First, set aside a year's worth of money to operate and get FIFA to allocate a quota place to Antarctica.

Second, the national football team of the flower grower will be assigned to the Antarctic division.

Third, the national football team competes with penguins and seals for the right to qualify.

Fourth, the away draw between Penguins and Seals.

Fifth, the home field is arranged in Sanya, and the penguins and seals are hot to death, and we will qualify directly. ”