45, I am a Sven person (ask for a collection and ask for a recommendation!)

When Tan Qiwei saw Li Zixuan's scarf, he suddenly had a burst of qi and blood, and he almost suffered a cerebral hemorrhage.

When did you mess with him?

"Li Zixuan, where did I mess with you? Ran out like a mad dog and bit people!"

Tan Qiwei replied very unceremoniously.

"Some people are really forgetful? I still want to run away if I offend? I heard that netizens kindly named you Jian Jing?"

That netizen is Li Zixuan himself.

"You're going to go crazy!

Tan Qiwei is trying to forget this shadow of life, and he doesn't want to continue to entangle.

This kind of indescribable thing, it's better for everyone to forget it quickly.

"People are ugly and weird? It's you, right? When I look at you, you have been lacking calcium since you were a child, and you have grown up without love, and your grandmother doesn't hurt and your uncle doesn't love you. Look very creative, live a lot of courage, ugly is not your intention, God is losing his temper! Waste air alive, waste land when you die, waste RMB if you are half dead!"

"Actually, you should show more courage and continue to live strongly, if you don't have you, how can you set off the beauty of the world?!"

"Big brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little? It's not your fault that you're ugly, it's your fault when you come out to be scary! Before I met you, I really didn't find out, I have a problem with judging people by their appearance!"

"Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ, listening to you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously!"

"I know that you are disabled and strong-willed, and you are not short of ambitions, and you have practiced a good skill since you were a child. There are so many weapons in China that you don't learn, you prefer to learn the sword, you don't practice the upper sword and the lower sword, and the iron sword doesn't practice the silver sword, I congratulate you! You have finally reached the realm of the unity of man and sword -- the sword man! A slut will always be a slut, even if the economy is in crisis, you will not be able to pay it!"

"The rain has stopped, and the sky is clear, and you think you're doing it again! You're looking great! Like a mallet! As a typical failure, you're really successful!"

"I never speak with, and if I embarrass you by speaking, please remember that I did it on purpose!"

......

Li Zixuan is like a machine gun, the classic quotations that used to scold people on the Internet came as soon as he opened his mouth, spraying Tan Qiwei to the point that he was completely decent, and he was crumbling.

The combat effectiveness reached an astonishing 98,765, and the people who eat melons were enthusiastic!

"Haha! Strong! The scolding is so rhythmic and fun!"

"As soon as you say it, every sentence is a classic, and you don't have dirty words, you're talented! It would be nice if you were so talented when you write songs, and you don't have to get some garbage out to insult everyone's ears!"

"You said that you are a beautiful young man, scolding people on the Internet like this, and you don't want any image at all?"

"You just saw it? Li Goudan's festival has long been gone. Those who have come in because of the positive energy of saving people can retreat. ”

"Li Goudan, you have the mind to think about scolding, you might as well write a few songs that you can listen to!

"The Ultimate Keyboard Warrior Li Dog!"

"This world is too dangerous! You can't even be too arrogant on the Internet! When will you provoke someone like Li Goudan and not be scolded and vomit blood?"

"Trolls, you've found an organization, come and recognize Big Brother!"

"Don't scold people in the future, you will be unlucky when you meet Li Zixuan, trolls, come here to study hard, and then go to the world!"

"No, I have to copy it, whoever comes to mess with me in the future will scold him like this, everyone here remember, don't mess with me, I'm a teacher of Li Goudan. ”

"This baby has already taken a screenshot!"

"Stupid baby now start taking screenshots. ”

......

Looking at the rows of dazzling words on the screen, Tan Qiwei's eyes were in a daze, his head was full of paste, and he lost the ability to think.

Is this still a human?

Even if he is as shameless, this combat power is not at the same level!

Tan Qiwei trembled with anger, but he didn't even have the courage to refute!

Furious, he picked up the monitor and smashed it, kicked the chair and lifted the table, and the office became a garbage dump.

can't afford to provoke, the others were originally scolded by Li Zixuan, and they were so angry that they died.

However, seeing that Tan Qiwei just retorted, he was sprayed like a machine gun to himself, and he didn't dare to speak again, and he immediately stopped talking.

This kind of person, or find a company to treat him!

After a long time, Comrade Tan Qiwei still did not reply, only a group of his brainless fans were left spraying indiscriminately, and many people were disappointed.

I thought I could see him come out and scold two sentences, and let Li Goudan come up with some classic scolding quotations!

But think about it, this Li dog is too strong, who dares to fight with him?

If you accidentally scold him, he can't take care of himself!

"The others didn't come out to sort out Li Dogdan?

"Can you not be cowardly? How do you scold back? Do you want to stage a national scolding? Come and go?"

"It turns out that scolding is also an art, and you must study it well in the future!"

"Awesome! This is the momentum of everyone in the world who competes with each other, and everyone scolds out of their aura!"

"Li Goudan, you will be the god in my mind in the future, if Viagra doesn't come out, forget it, you have a few more paragraphs yourself, let me wait for the new ones to learn and learn!"

"Great God, there is no object you can scold upstairs, I will not have an opinion. ”

"Dare to call Li Zixuan Li dog, you are really not afraid of death!"

"That's what we affectionately call him, idols won't be angry, right?"

"Great God, there is no object you can scold upstairs, I will not have an opinion. ”

"Great God, there is no object you can scold upstairs, I will not have an opinion. ”

......

After waiting for a while, there was no movement, and Li Zixuan couldn't help but wonder a little.

And that scolded him away? The others didn't reply and interact?

There are still a lot of classic sentences that are useless!

Li Zixuan felt bored, smiled evilly, stretched his waist and closed the webpage.

Qi Yimo next to him was already dumbfounded, his head was down, and he forgot to close the cherry mouth when he opened it wide.

Is this still the Li Zixuan she knows? Watching him type with her own eyes and scolding without pause!

"Did you curse like this before?"

Qi Yimo stammered.

"How is it possible" I'm a Sven person! It's just that I can't stop the inspiration, no, I have to write two songs while the inspiration explodes. ”

Li Zixuan was suddenly shocked.

"Writing songs? You're not going to write songs to curse, are you?"

Qi Yimo was stunned!

"It's a good idea to write a song and curse people. ”

Li Zixuan nodded thoughtfully.

"Huh? I was wrong, you still don't want it, do you?"

Qi Yimo panicked and almost cried!

What are you talking nonsense? If Sister Lan knows, she won't have to skin her?

"Don't worry, how can I use music to curse people for such a sacred thing? ”

You?

Disciplined?

Qi Yimo couldn't believe it, he still had the face to say such a thing!