Chang'e scolded quietly: "The Jade Emperor is not a good thing! Why doesn't the Yaochi elixir drunk at the Pan Tao Conference have this taste?"

Wan Lisha and Silly Hong's mother had never drunk such a beautiful wine, and they didn't know whether it was true or not, so they just blindly agreed: "That's right! My sister has drunk the Yaochi Qiong Jelly at the Pan Peach Conference, of course, she knows the situation best! So, why does it taste different?"

The matchmaker had to analyze this matter carefully, think about it for a long time, and suddenly realized, and suddenly shouted: "I know!"

Everybody thinks, "Did the matchmaker ever attend the Peach Meeting?"

In particular, Chang'e showed a confused gaze and asked, "What's the matter?"

The matchmaker frowned and said, "Why should the Yaochi elixir in the palace be placed in the cellar? It turns out that this is cellar wine; through processing, it can completely remove the fierceness in the wine, and it becomes more and more warm...... The wine at the Peach Conference is freshly roasted, and the fierceness is still there, so of course it tastes different!"

"No wonder! The Jade Emperor said that the inventory was insufficient because he couldn't touch the Yaochi elixir here, as the name suggests, he wanted to keep it in the cellar. Oh my God, let's drink such a beautiful wine!"

Chang'e's cherry sip began to sip little by little, and then she drank it in a big gulp, and sang in a daze: "Wine and wine, how can you relieve a thousand sorrows without wine? The skin is dark, but there is no worries; the husband is warm in his heart; it's not that his wife doesn't love it; but he meets a sworn enemy......"

Wan Lisha clapped her hands vigorously and praised: "My sister is so good!

Chang'e drank high, flew east for a while, flew west in a rage, didn't know where to go, and caused everyone to revolve around her......

"What is the rabbit master? Those broken poems of his, I don't know where they were stolen, this palace is the one with real talent and real learning; the teacher my father invited for me is the most learned official in the palace; I want to lose my temper; he doesn't even dare to be angry; and the broken things he taught in the end might as well be taught by me. ”

He said to his father, "The princess is too smart, she is only fifteen years old, and she has learned all the knowledge, and the lower officials are incompetent, so there is no way to teach her any more;

My father couldn't find anyone who could further his studies, so he asked me to learn the Taoism, but I didn't expect to go to the moon; that day, my mother was in a hurry! I scolded Dayi: "You are an out-and-out stupid pig! I made you go to the moon, and I can't let the princess go to the moon!"

What did Dayi say: "Mother-in-law, don't forget, the twelve brothers are in the sky, let her go to the brothers!"

The mother sent a message to the sky, and was soon informed by the twelve moons, and personally turned into a big moon to welcome the arrival of her sister.

Wan Lisha stared at the strange big eyes and shouted: "No wonder! Sister Chang'e took the immortal medicine and didn't go anywhere else, so it made sense to go to the moon!"

Chang'e drank as she spoke, and even turned over the earthen altar to look at it, but she couldn't pour it out again, threw it, stumbled and staggered everywhere, and shouted to the sky: "Husband, I miss you;

"Oh my God! Chang'e drank five catties of wine! What is the difference between Chang'e and Moonlight Niangniang? As the saying goes, if a woman is not drunk, a man has no chance. Now in the Guanghan Palace, except for Fujun, there is only Wu Gang, will he invade Chang'e?"

Now Chang'e was not afraid of anything, and when it got dark, the ghost hand began to stagger, and instead of avoiding it, she flew towards the ghost hand......

The matchmaker was afraid, so she stood in front and used Qi Gong to open the way, and when she saw the ghost hand, it was a Qi palm, and she used the overwhelming energy to annihilate the ghost hand around her......

Chang'e came to the crooked river, which was her favorite place, and it was very strange to see a full moon in the quiet water! Look up at the sky, there is no one on it, so where does the full moon in the water come from? With the strength of wine, she jumped down into the river, and a strange phenomenon happened, the full moon was still there, and it moved, flashed, flew out of the water, rose higher and higher, and quietly hid behind the white clouds......

Chang'e was so shocked that she opened her eyes and asked, "What kind of moon is this? How is it possible?" She took off her wet dress and dragged it like a madwoman, wearing nothing, staring at the white clouds and shouting, "My moon, don't you run?" and flicked her body and chased after her......

Everyone saw that Technetium was clear, followed closely and chased up, and after a while, they came to the depths of the white clouds and saw the moon hanging high in the sky......

Everyone present was very strange, frowning and not understanding, staring down at the big moon behind the pavilion, it was still there, so why was there another moon?

Silly Hong's mother is afraid that the matchmaker will forget, so she has to remind: "Where are your hairy eyes?"

The matchmaker is not stupid, she has seen it a long time ago, she was so shocked that she couldn't speak, and she has been strong to endure it......

Chang'e drank high, didn't know that she wanted to penetrate her eyes with the matchmaker, but just flew up desperately, and the moon was pure and could run, always keeping a certain distance......

Wan Lisha couldn't help but ask the matchmaker, and Silly Hong's mother also wanted to see it, and the two of them stretched out their hands at the same time...... The matchmaker first said: "One takes a look at it and returns it immediately." ”

Silly Hong's mother took her hand and looked at it, but she didn't scream, and as soon as she put it in her eyes, she shouted: "Husband, come down, we are all looking for you-"

When Chang'e heard this, she stumbled and flew over, snatched the hairy eye, put it on her eye, and flew up desperately for a while, shouting vigorously: "Sister Moonlight—I see you, come down! I have something to tell you!"

I could hear it clearly, and the Moonlight Lady clasped her hands over my mouth and whispered, "Don't squeak; ”

To be honest, I don't like Moonlight Lady at all, she's so savage, more ruthless than men, and experienced, there's no action she won't do, and it's still ......

The shouts below came one after another, especially Chang'e's voice, which obviously smelled of wine, I don't know why this happened?

The Moonlight Lady completely controlled me, flew in the air with the full moon for a while, thought about it for a long time, flew directly down, and drilled into the big full moon......

A gust of wind swept towards him, and the ghost's hand shattered, hitting the full moon and shaking it...... So, why doesn't Moonlight Lady run?

The matchmaker was the first to stop in front of the moon, and didn't drill into it, but just wanted to say: "Sister Moonlight, you two can't practice Qi Gong in the water, you should let me teach your husband, and if you practice with your husband again, won't you learn it?"

Moonlight Niangniang knows better than anyone that the purpose of practicing Qi Gong with the rabbit master is purely the intention of the drunkard, not the wine, and loneliness is the most critical reason......

Chang'e arrived, and the drunken and smoked head hit the moon, and his head went in, and with a "wow" sound, he spit out of his mouth, and there was not a single grain of food, it was all Yaochi elixir, and it sprayed all over my face, and even the moonlight Niangniang was stained. When he had vomited enough, he raised his drunken head and asked, "Husband, has my skin turned white?"

Chang'e never drinks alcohol, drinking so much at once; the smell is so bad that she really doesn't want to deal with her anymore; however, the moonlight lady thinks differently, and stares at it for a while and says: "It's darker than before; it may be like this for the rest of your life; first of all, declare: The rabbit owner and I are a legal husband and wife; don't chase after me! I'm older than you, I should belong to the main room, and you are second; the matchmaker and Wan Lisa are in the side room, and the stupid red mother stands aside. ”

As soon as these words came out, the most uncomfortable thing was the stupid red mother, "bang", knelt under the full moon, raised her head and shouted: "Sister Moonlight, please be gracious! Sister came all the way here, not because the official took a fancy to ......"

Chang'e waved her hand vigorously, wrapped her tongue around her and said: "I am the main room, everything comes first and comes later, when my husband married me, there were no you, especially Sister Moonlight just intervened, she is a newcomer, and she should not compete with me for a position." ”

Moonlight Niangniang glared and snorted: "I am the master of the moon; if I don't let you in, even if I come to the gate of Guanghan Palace, I can still beat you out;

Chang'e didn't think so, and said a lot of long-winded words: "Sister, can't talk like that? The moon was born to my mother, and I came here to belong to the master, and you are just a maid that my mother asked to take care of." ”

Moonlight Niangniang did not admit it, and said tactfully: "There are some situations that you don't understand; we are still relatives; your aunt and Xi gave birth to ten suns, one of which is my ex-husband; I can still see it during the day; because your aunt is in charge of astronomy, I only came here." According to this theory, I should belong to your cousin-in-law, and since I am the oldest, the main house should belong to me......

In the face of this situation, I have to say two words: "I am your husband; according to the theory of three obedience and four virtues, the husband has the final say; Chang'e is regarded as the first lady; the moonlight lady is the second; the matchmaker is the third, and the Wanli is stupid and the fourth; the silly red mother has been with me for so long, give her a place in the side room, don't be verbose, okay?"

The happiest is the silly red mother, although it belongs to the partial house, but there is also a place; the most uncomfortable is Chang'e, who has always been afraid of people robbing her husband; in the end, she still didn't watch it......

Moonlight Niangniang's heart is extremely balanced, and saying those words is just to save respect. In fact, the goal has been achieved, and from now on, there will be no more loneliness......

Chang'e felt uncomfortable, and inevitably had to nag a few words: "Is the Queen Mother old and confused? I know that I am my husband's wife, why do I still allow Moonlight Niangniang's intercession?"

Wan Lisha can speak: "It's not because I saw Sister Moonlight's lonely old face that I gave this face." ”

Chang'e couldn't find anything wrong with this sentence, and she couldn't hum it, and Moonlight Niangniang also felt that it was reasonable, and she didn't mean to praise it.

Based on years of experience in pulling the red line, the matchmaker has a different opinion: "Sister Moonlight and the Queen Mother are old relationships, and they have to take care of the children, and by the way, they do personal favors;

Silly Hong's mother also had some opinions, and she considered that it was not good to offend anyone, so she could only choose not to squeak......

The ghost's hand staggered from all directions, I hugged Chang'e's head tightly and dragged it into the moon, Wan Lisa and Silly Hong's mother were scared and knocked on the moon door...... The smell inside is too much, and by the way, open it for ventilation......

Now only the matchmaker is left outside; Qi Fist fights me I don't know how many times, knocking a way out of the air, and shouting in a panic: "Leave me alone; you guys go first!"

In fact, the matchmaker thinks too much; if she is strangled to death by the ghost hands, absolutely no one is worried! The wives are eager to let one die, and in the end the husband will be his own.