Chapter 128: The Brain-Piercing "Wulin Gaiden" (2-in-1)

The next day, the 9th and 10th episodes of "Wulin Gaiden" aired.

Han Jun, who didn't go to work on Saturday, stayed in front of the TV early in the morning, and with Han Jun, his younger brother Han Bing and his girlfriend Guo Xin.

Han Bing, who just entered his sophomore year this year, broke his leg because he was not paying attention to playing football at the beginning of school, and the school accommodation was inconvenient, so he had to ask for leave to go home to recuperate.

And Guo Xin was worried about her boyfriend's injury, so she took the high-speed train to visit Quancheng on Saturday.

Looking at the sweet and greasy little couple together, Han Jun, who has been a single dog for several years, threw the knife at his younger brother one by one.

Show affection and die quickly.........

Han Bing didn't feel his brother's resentment, and he and his girlfriend laughed and laughed for a while, Guo Xin came to a call, she got up and went to the side to answer the phone, Han Bing looked at Han Jun with a smile.

"Brother, how did Xinxin talk about her roommate's flying letter yesterday. β€œ

"Didn't talk much. ”

Han Jun was a little depressed: "We don't have a common language at all, she wants to eat, drink, have fun and chase idols, I am full of money every day to save money to buy a house and get married, and I don't speak on the same channel at all." ”

"I'm convinced. ”

Han Bing's face was full of hatred: "Girls have to be coaxed, you can talk to her about what she says, if you don't understand, search on the Internet, you are looking for a girlfriend, not a confidant,"

"Forget it, I'm not in the mood to talk to her. ”

Han Jun stretched out his hands helplessly: "I'm too lazy to work hard to be a licking dog, I have the kung fu to accompany her, it's better for me to chase some dramas and watch some dramas."

In fact, sometimes if you think about it, it's good to be single, free and do whatever you want. ”

β€œ...... Whatever you want. ”

Han Bing was defeated by his brother's "ostrich" mentality and closed his mouth, and Han Jun saw that there was still a while before "Wulin Gaiden" was broadcast at 8 o'clock, so he turned on his mobile phone and prepared to go to the [Xia Fan Tiantuan] group chat to play.

As a result, as soon as he clicked on the mobile phone, a flying letter jumped out, and Han Jun saw that it was his former female college classmate, and he also worked as a spare tire for him for a while, but unfortunately he failed to turn positive.

[Woo woo ~ I broke up with my boyfriend just now (γ„’oγ„’), ask for comfort]

What does that mean?

Want to eat your own back grass?

Han Jun's face was a little excited, his fingers were connected, and he sent a flying message.

【...... Drink plenty of hot water】

Half a minute later, Han Jun, who didn't wait for a reply, sent another [?] to test it.

Sure enough, he saw a bright red "!" followed by two lines of words that he was very familiar with.

[Flower and Bird Sauce has turned on friend verification, you are not his (her) friend yet, please send a Feixin friend verification request first, and only after the other party has passed the verification can you chat (send a verification request)]

Tsk, you ignored me at the beginning, and now Lao Tzu makes you unclimbable............

Han Jun pursed his lips, skillfully deleted the dialog box, and continued to go to the [Xia Fan Tiantuan] to chat and fart with his group friends without the slightest nostalgia.

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At 8 o'clock in the evening, "Wulin Gaiden" started on time

Han Jun's spirits were lifted, and Han Bing next to him didn't pay attention to the TV, he was recuperating at home in the past two days, and he had already been pulled into the pit by his brother and became an iron fan of "Wulin Gaiden".

It's Guo Xin, who hasn't watched this drama before, and today she was pulled by her boyfriend for the first time.

One of the great advantages of sitcoms is the plot unit direction, even if you haven't watched the previous episodes and cut the queue halfway, you won't have the trouble of making the plot unclear.

Han Bing briefly introduced several main characters of Tongfu Inn to Guo Xin, and she easily integrated into the play.

In the 9th episode of "Wulin Gaiden", the first half of the episode mainly reflects the aspect of education.

Just opened, Tongfu Inn was full of friends, everyone in the inn was busy, during which because of mistakes in the busy, the guests were unhappy, and when they were noisy, Xing Zhutou appeared, and after pulling out a knife to shock, he announced a good news.

Qiu Xiaodong, the second son of Qiu Yuan's family, won the national Go player in chess, although the two played backgammon............

In order to celebrate this grand event in the chess world, Qiu Yuanwai put a shark fin hot pot at home and invited everyone to his house to celebrate.

Only one chicken thief guest who was made a cameo by producer Lao Jiu was left, and he took the opportunity to take advantage of the table.

Xing Zhutou strongly invited him to go together, and the shopkeeper Tong swallowed his saliva, incarnated as the head nurse Yan, and popularized the science that shark fin will cause gout if you eat too much.

"Pain is pain, what do people want to live, don't they just want to be happy and painful? ”

Xing Zhutou didn't care at all, laughed and left, the shopkeeper Tong was just lemon, and then secretly ran out to pinch the mud man and the dirty Xiaobei came on the field, and was cleaned up by the shopkeeper Tong, and then was sent to a Go master Lu Xiucai to learn Go.

The next day, in the lobby of the Tongfu Inn, there were still those guests, and everyone in the inn was in a hurry, and Xing Zhutou appeared again.

"This head catcher officially announced that the third son of the shopkeeper Hao on West Street won the second place in the juvenile piano competition held in Changqing County!

Although only three people participated in the competition, and the third place was a deaf person.........

But this is also a hard-won victory, in order to celebrate this music event, Shopkeeper Hao invites you to go to Feilong Valley to eat chicken (no game). ”

After listening to the guest, regardless of the hysterical retention of the shopkeeper Tong, he escaped the order for the second time, Lao Jiu continued to take advantage, and the shopkeeper Tong sat on the ground in a hurry.

"It's another penny!"

Xing Zhutou came over to invite, and the hard-mouthed shopkeeper Tong once again popularized the disadvantages of eating too much chicken.

For example, low back pain, kidney dysfunction, memory loss, and a certain chance of contracting certain adverse diseases............

Xing Zhutou thought that he was in good health, and he left confidently, and the shopkeeper Tong, who was all kinds of red-eyed, had the idea of letting Xiaobei learn music, and Lao Bai, who was very good at blowing the flute, became Xiaobei's new music teacher.

Xiaobei began to live a "beautiful" life of playing chess and playing the flute at the same time.

On the third day, in the lobby of Tongfu Inn, there were still those guests, and in the past two days, shark fin and chicken have made some fire, and they have opened some jasmine tea to defeat the fire.

Shopkeeper Tong slapped his head and said desperately: "Come again." ”

Sure enough, Xing Zhutou smiled brightly and announced loudly again.

The daughter of the widow of Song on East Street, won the first place in the juvenile calligraphy competition held by the Hanlin Academy, although it was the countdown, but it was important to participate, and it would be good to be shortlisted.

In order to celebrate this literary event, Widow Song invited everyone to their house to eat tofu......

Well, tofu with shallots tossed with tofu.

The guests flocked out, evading the order three times, the shopkeeper Tong sat aside with a sneer, and he didn't even bother to stop it, and Lao Bai personally guided Lao Jiu to eat and drink which table had more leftover dishes.

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Seeing this, the three of Han Jun in front of the TV burst into laughter.

This kind of performance method of accumulating and superimposing repeated jokes and finally obtaining the best effect is not uncommon, and many comedies, TV movies, sketches and even cross talk have similar plots, and even many of them are classics.

In this section of "Wulin Gaiden", the plot design is not exquisite, but the funny effect is particularly top-notch.

The three of them laughed happily, the plot on TV was still going, maybe they were both widows, and they couldn't look at each other, the shopkeeper Tong couldn't help but sour Widow Song a few words, but was stabbed in the heart by Xing Zhutou, saying that Xiaobei didn't want to find a reason to celebrate, and his life had been lost at the starting line.

The shopkeeper Tong was angry, and found a calligraphy teacher (Xiao Guo) for Xiaobei, Xiaobei was miserable, and said that he would not learn anything, under the persuasion of the guys, the shopkeeper Tong made concessions, and only let Xiaobei learn the same in the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, Xiaobei chose to paint.

The shopkeeper Tong was overjoyed, and invited the famous painter Mr. Dou from the eighteen-mile shop to teach Xiaobei to paint.

It is worth mentioning that Mr. Dou made a cameo appearance by Chen Weidong (Heiteng), with a pair of glasses, five short locks of beard, and a Jin Provincial accent, which is a bit of a god.

This unique and fresh image surprised Han Jun, who was familiar with Chen Weidong's black vine.

And Mr. Dou, played by Chen Weidong, is an extremely open-minded teacher, he did not blindly teach Xiaobei to learn painting, but taught him according to his aptitude, and after discovering that Xiaobei has a talent for clay sculpture, he recognized and encouraged, and helped persuade his parents to shopkeeper Tong.

After the theme was sublimated, just when Han Jun and the others thought that the episode was over, the screen screen turned.

On the fourth day, in the lobby of the Tongfu Inn, it was still those people, the shopkeeper Tong and Xing Zhutou conspired for a moment, and Xing Zhutou turned around and said loudly.

"This catcher officially announced that the sister-in-law of Tongfu Inn Tong held the first personal art exhibition in this town!

Although it is a pinch of mud.........

But this is also a hard-won artistic achievement, everyone is interested, you can go to the backyard to see, it doesn't matter if you don't see it, in order to celebrate this great and grand art event, the shopkeeper Tong decided...... Please settle the accounts for the first two days. ”

As soon as the words fell, all the guests escaped and left four times, and the shopkeeper Tong collapsed and cried.

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Han Jun wiped away the tears that came out of his laughter, although Han Bing and Guo Xin on the side were not as exaggerated as him, they were also smiling, and Guo Xin, who watched the drama for the first time, even said.

"This drama is so good, I'm going to make up for it when I go back, how many episodes are there. ”

"It's 80 episodes in total, but it's just now, it's only the 9th episode, two episodes a day, and it's estimated that it will be almost November when it is finished. ”

Han Jun is still very concerned about "Wulin Gaiden", and some basic information is clear.

"Alas, it's just that, it seems that I have to chase the drama again. ”

Guo Xin was a little frustrated, it was the most painful to chase the update, especially when the author often asked for leave shamelessly, so he should be beaten hard on the fan............

Several people were chatting, and on the TV screen, after about half a minute of small theater transition, the plot also came to the second half of the episode.

Mo Xiaobei was naughty and stubborn, secretly went to the river to play, and after coming back, he also made all kinds of difficult moves, faced with the discipline of the shopkeeper Tong, and also spoke badly, and ran away from home.

Mo Xiaobei, who ran away in anger, squatted in the corner of the inn door to sleep, and it was dawn in the haze, she opened her eyes, and Jiang Chao wearing a headscarf and headphones around her neck appeared in front of her.

Looking at Mo Xiaobei staring at the [Changqing Film and Television Base Plaque] hanging on the wall in ignorance, the three people in front of the TV were stupid.

"Isn't it a martial arts sitcom, why is there a special time-traveling scene?"

However, the plot of "Wulin Gaiden" has always been a hodgepodge of various elements, and Han Jun is used to it.

For example, in episode 7, Lu Xiucai and Xiao Guo quizzes, the special effects picture is a classic turn-based stand-alone game.

and the first half of the episode, Shopkeeper Tong incarnated as the head nurse Yan's popular science and medical knowledge, which obviously represents that this sitcom does not follow the rules route.

In this case, Mo Xiaobei's time travel to modern times is nothing, and it is not good that there will be modern people traveling through time and space to Tongfu Inn in a few episodes.

The old audience Han Jun and Han Bing brothers easily accepted the setting of crossing over, but Guo Xin was a little confused for the first time.

But seeing that the Han brothers are calm as usual, she definitely has no need to make a fuss about the funds, calm down and continue to watch the drama.

.........

A few shots explained the fact that Mo Xiaobei "crossed over", and in the next shot, Lu Xiucai, who had a bright head and a bright head, was saved

Guo Furong appeared.

The change of time and space has also reversed the personalities of the two, Lu Xiucai, who was submissive at the Tongfu Inn, has now become an arrogant and short-tempered local tycoon, and Xiao Guo, who likes to talk with his fists, has become a gentle and gentle girl.

At the door of the inn, the two met the couple who came to travel together, the white-collar exhibition hall and the actor Tong Xiangyu, looking at Tong Xiangyu with sunglasses, Lu Xiucai slapped his head and broke the dimensional wall.

"Hey, aren't you the ...... on TV? Can't remember?"

Tong Xiangyu smiled reservedly: "The story of the cooking class, I play the female No. 1 Yan head nurse." ”

Guo Furong asked curiously, "Is there a woman in that drama?"

Lao Bai was displeased: "Why not? ”

The big money Lu touched his bald head and dragged it: "The Story of the Cooking Class...... I've seen that play, Te Rough!"

The shopkeeper Tong smiled politely: "No way, the price limit of the sitcom is too strong, and the director has no skills, if it is not played by our actors, no one will watch the play." ”

"The director of that play is Zuo Le, right?"

Lu Xiucai frantically diss someone: "This person is really not good at filming, really, just me, I don't love to talk bad about people behind my back, otherwise I can say that I don't have the same thing for a day and a night." ”

The shopkeeper Tong agreed: "I also annoy him, I don't have any ability to know nonsense all day long, but he looks okay." ”

Lao Bai: "Phew, when did you become blind?" ”

.........

"Hahahaha........."

The stalk of this scene may not be able to be obtained by Guo Xin who just watched it, Han Bing doesn't know much about Zuo Le, and he probably understands it enough, but Han Jun, who is a fan of Zuo Le, is about to be laughed crazy.

I can't care about the plot below, so I'm busy clicking on the [next meal group] group on my mobile phone, he wants to see how the group of sand sculpture friends react when they see this.

Sure enough, there were not a few people who had the same idea as Han Jun, and there was a lot of noise in the group.

[This stalk is too slippery, I laugh to death]

[You can scold yourself yourself, hahaha]

[Friends, the first screenwriter of this drama is Director Zuo, this one is really ruthless enough to spoil himself]

[Director Zuo secretly hid private goods in the play to praise himself for being handsome, but fortunately he was exposed by Lao Bai in time]

[Lao Bai's "phew" is too spiritual, I really can't help it]

[Official complaining, so that the audience has no groove to spit out]

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Han Jun continued to watch TV while swiping his mobile phone, and the next plot was that Mo Xiaobei's innkeeper took him in with a big mouth, and he started a buddy in the hotel, and was called by two couples of guests, corresponding to the work she sent to call the guys when she was in the inn before.

Heavenly reincarnation, retribution is unpleasant, and when Mo Xiaobei was frustrated, he couldn't help but reflect on his mistakes.

Later, Xiaobei was kicked out of the hotel, and squatted back in the corner, when he was crying with regret, he was woken up in a daze, and when he opened his eyes, he returned to the inn.

It turned out to be a dream of Nan Ke?!

Xiaobei solemnly apologized to everyone, and everyone forgave her, and the shopkeeper Tong comforted and coaxed the sister-in-law to sleep, and when she looked through her clothes, she found a large amount of 100 yuan tip that Lu gave to Xiaobei.

Reflecting the candlelight, the shopkeeper Tong held the banknote in both hands, leaned in front of him and looked at it carefully, his face full of doubts.

"What the hell is this.........